Laughing stomachache★ People from Henan went to Beijing to buy cloth. The people from Henan asked the salesperson: "How tender is this cloth?" The people in Henan are angry. They say you are so young and confused. Everyone, why don’t you give me a bare cow? ★There is a Ma Ji Niu in the tree---- The night is dark, and there is a Ma Ji Niu in the tree. , called Le Yihei, it’s so light today, I took a look, it’s a prick! So big, I want to give it to you, so I climbed up on the hair to reach it. I have taken care of a summer version of the medicine and tilted my arms. It hurts. ★That guy loves boiling water----A man from Henan was traveling to Xishuangbanna, and it happened to be the Water Splashing Festival. He yelled: "Who is jealous?" Who is taking advantage of it? The tour guide told him: Splashing water on you is a blessing! He said: You can’t do it! You can't! There is boiling water in the turtle sunhole! ★Female bird and male bird——There are two birds on the fork of the tree. The female bird said: "Geyi man, go over to the side and make my hair dry." The male bird said : "Look at your shameless appearance. You can't do anything to mend or mend your withered spots! What's the work of tying shoes?" ★Dialect jokes----A: What are you holding in your hand? B: A torn cotton-padded jacket A: You can't wear it. Li B: You can't catch it. Li B: You can't catch it. Li B: You can't hang it. Li B: You can't hang it. Li B: You can't hit the wall. Li B: The wall is down★ Why am I so useless? It's dark at night, outside, and there's a twister on the tree. I call out for a long time. From Qingdao, I climb up the tree to reach it. I stand firmly on the tree, and then it falls. The diarrhea came and hit the immortal cap, and it almost hurt me to death. If only Fat Nier could be so beautiful, I could rub her until the pain would go away. I think Fat Nier would like to congratulate her and not peck her while she sleeps. As soon as it dawned, I rushed to her house to work as a nurse: Fat Nier! Fat Nier! When she saw me, her face turned red and she asked, "What are you doing? What's wrong?" I went up and grabbed her fat hand and said, "Let's go to the market to eat steamed buns." When I arrived at the fried bun stall, I touched the bag with both hands. Zhuodou had an empty shell, but Nuodou was wearing a fan. I cursed in my heart: To get rid of the anger, I put the money on the pillow and forgot to bring a rabbit grandchild. I said: OK! Wood brings money. Fat Nier said: Isn’t Huajiao one of us? Noisy! I was so speechless that I couldn't hold my breath anymore, alas! Why can't I use the class? ~~~~~~~~~ The people from Beijing taught the people from Henan to sing: "Sun, my great mother, you rise from the east and set from the west every day!" Before the song was finished, the people from Henan said to the people from Beijing: " Are you tired? Let’s see how we sing.” The Henanese sang next: “O sun! My mother, you see the sky rising from the east and coming down from the west, but you don’t panic. Are you panicking? "Everyone who has read this article, please support it