Principal: Take a sip of water and don't choke.
Director Dong: Thank you, Principal. Shall I ... continue?
Principal: Ah, go on.
Director Dong: OK. (Cough) First of all, the meeting will start with the first item. Let's stand up and sing a song!
[All stood up and sang, "We are a new generation of reclamation people, and vowed to turn Langshan into a good Jiangnan. Yeah! "
Director Dong: Everybody sit down, and the meeting will proceed to the second item. Please welcome Liu Shuji to declare the conference open!
Clerk: I declare the opening ceremony open. (ice)
Director Dong: Let's applaud. The conference will go on to the third item, and I will speak on behalf of the school leaders ... In order to reflect our native nature of returning to nature, I use popular language to express my extremely intense and sincere passion.
(Fu just took a sip of water and gushed out, laughing. Everyone looked at Fu Cheng with a straight face.
Fu: ... tea ...
Clerk: (in a low voice) You didn't have a meeting, did you? Understand spirit!
Director Dong: (suddenly) Ah, higher art school, my mother! You feed me your milk. I want to repay you. I want to bring you pancakes and buns! Ah, today, in front of these children, please call me by my real name again and call me ... the dog won!
Principal: (Northeast dialect) God, this is so corny, shut up!
Director Dong: (Right away) Aren't you going to adapt to the new school environment and pursue localization?
Principal: But you have indigenous nature, but your nature has been lost. Forget it. Forget it. Let's move on to the next item.
Director Dong: OK, OK. Next, the conference will proceed to the fifth item, and Mr. Sun, the representative of public opinion, will speak.
Teacher Sun: Thank you, thank you, thank you for giving me such a precious opportunity. I'm ... sorry, I'm so excited ... First of all, I want to thank all the leaders who have supported me, cared for me and helped me for many years. Thank you. Without you, my grandson Erpang would not have today, especially President Chang. You are so real, so real! I just sent you a few Jin of pork, so I taught you. What's the matter with you? I just kill pigs (often the headmaster coughs violently).
Director Dong: Teacher Sun, get to the point!
Miss Sun: I haven't finished thanking you yet. I also want to thank my students and my fans. I love you!
Principal: enough ... enough. We are all grateful. You'd better mainly talk about moving to school.
Teacher Sun: OK ... It's really a good thing for our teachers and students to move to a new school. Cultivate one's own sentiment and exercise one's will. Since I came to the new campus, the environment is good, my appetite is good, my body is great, and I have learned to fight wolves. Look at those teachers and students who haven't moved. Our last home, Kaoshantun, is 80 miles west of the city. That's it, thank you!
Director Dong: OK, anything else?
Miss Sun: Yes. May our conference be a progressive conference, a successful conference and a successful conference! Finally, I wish our great Liu Shuji a long life! I wish President Chang good health and always be healthy!
(collective cough)
Principal: OK, OK, it's very informative. Next item.
Fu: Most of our classmates expressed strong dissatisfaction and protest about moving to school. Please ask the authorities to give us a reasonable explanation why they put us with wolves.
(The secretary, the principal and Director Dong look at each other. )
Clerk: (to the principal) What's the matter? Didn't you say it was all arranged
Director Dong: The arranged students have diarrhea temporarily, so students can take the class instead. I haven't had time to unify his thoughts.
Secretary: Nonsense, what should I do? There are different views. I have never held such a meeting.
Principal: I haven't driven it either. ...
Director Dong: Look at me. Hello, this classmate. Why, it seems that you are not satisfied with the new campus?
Director Dong: Oh! That's a real pity. But it doesn't matter, this is also a normal phenomenon. There will inevitably be an adaptation period in the new environment. Of course, putting you with wolves is also for artistic reasons. Art just needs a kind of wildness.
Fu: Yes, I studied bel canto. Now they say I'm a fauvism! If you want to dance with wolves all day, I can stop being a fauvism.
Director Dong: Fu! You know, and President Zhang are both leaders. Will their decision be wrong? If you eat a few grains of dry food, you will jump out and challenge the authority, and you will be rewarded.
Fu: I refuse to accept it! I want to sue! Oh, my God! This is the dark * * * public opinion!
Director Dong: Don't worry, this classmate. There will be scholarships this semester. There is a special prize. You should work hard. I am very optimistic about you.
Fu: You mean I can win this prize?
Fu: Support! Firmly support the wise decision of the party and school leaders! I have long wanted to develop in the original ecological direction, thank you for giving me this opportunity! After graduation, I'm going to take root in the mountainous area and build a mountainous area to eulogize the mountainous area, and be an honest mountaineer. My dream is "a peasant woman, a mountain spring, a little field".
Director Dong: Not bad, not bad, very promising. (to the secretary and the principal) OK.
Secretary: Xiao Dong has strong working ability and is a good comrade.
Director Dong: It is better for two leaders to lead. Let's move on.
Principal: Go ahead. Come on. I have a bar at noon.
Director Dong: The meeting went to the seventh item, please ask President Chang to make a closing speech!
Person in charge: ... This meeting is ... very good. ...
Secretary: I declare the meeting closed!