A new compilation of Yu Gong Yishan - -

A new compilation of Yu Gong Yishan

A Yu Gong moved mountains.

Yu Gong originally didn’t want to do it. What's the matter? I'm over 90 years old, with a house full of children, no shortage of food and drinks, Jian Tian'er strolling at the foot of the mountain, visiting neighbors' houses, listening to the old guys talk about the past and the present, and the days are passing by. But he couldn't stand the new things he saw on TV every day, about people getting rich here and there. Yugong felt itchy in his heart and felt that he had nowhere to use his energy. He thought about making some movement and stretching. Stretch your muscles and bones, and secondly, while you can still move, you can leave a message to future generations and fellow villagers, and your journey on this earth will not be in vain. What to do? Yu Gong strolled and came to the foot of the mountain. Looking at the Taihang and Wangwu mountains in front of his home, he couldn't help but feel happy. Everything is good in our Beishan Mountains. As long as you sow seeds on the loess soil, sprouts will sprout up. There are so many vegetables and fruits to eat, but these two mountains are blocking the way, making it impossible to transport them out and make living money. If these two mountains were moved to another place, how bright it would be!

Yugong wanted to find someone to calculate the sum, so he called his old friend Hequ Zhisou. Yu Gong and Zhisou were sworn brothers who had exchanged posts when they were young. The one I admired the most was Zhisou, who had read books and had a quick mind, and could see three twists and turns in everything. Zhisou came from Hequ in a dusty way. As soon as he took his seat, he heard that the mountains were to be moved. Tengdi stood up: "What? Your brother wants to move two mountains? It's impossible, it's impossible, at your age. Enjoy your happiness at home. Is it my brother’s job to move mountains?” Yugong’s wife was drinking tea at the side and squirted the tea all over the floor. She was so happy that she couldn’t stand up: “You want to move mountains?” You can't move a small mound like a mountain!" Zhisou was also happy: "Don't talk about Kuifu Mountain. At your age, you can't even move a blade of grass on the mountain."

Yugong stroked his beard and said seriously: "Why are you so short-sighted? Fortunately, you, Zhisou, are still a scholar. I am old, but even if I die, I will still have my son. Sons will have grandsons, grandsons will have sons, and there will be no end to the descendants. But the two mountains will not grow any longer, right? If you want to be rich, you must first build roads. Once there are roads, the villagers will be ready to become well-off. ”

The words left Zhisou and his wife speechless. However, the neighbor's widow Jingcheng came to visit with her seven or eight-year-old son. After hearing Yu Gong's words, the little boy jumped up and shouted: "I want to move mountains too! I want to move mountains too!" The whole family was happy. . The Jingcheng family asked: "Where can we move so much soil and rocks?" Everyone said, "Pour all the soil into the Bohai Sea. We can also reclaim the sea and create fields!"

Just do it. The next day everyone started working together, cutting rocks, digging soil, loading baskets, and carrying them to the Bohai Sea.

Er Yugong suffered the hardship of moving mountains

Yu Gong led everyone to carry dirt and walked for a day and a night until they came to the highway. Just follow the highway to the west and you can go To the Bohai Sea. Once the road is smooth, the burden on my shoulders no longer feels heavy. When we reached a bend, a small flag stretched out from the side with the word "Road Administration" written on it. Two guards blocked the road.

"Bring me your driving license!" The officer looked serious.

“What kind of license?” Yugong looked confused.

After all, Zhisou was well-informed. He hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "We don't use a car, we all carry it ourselves."

The servants are not smart. Sou is like this; "Do you know that you have to pay road maintenance fees to go on the road? If you and your group go to Bohai, you have to take this road. If we all walk like you do, who will we eat? Besides, your two big The basket is round and round, and it will turn into a wheel in the future. I didn't plant this tree, I drove this road. If you want to get through this, you will be fined 100 silver."

When Yu Gong saw it, his arm couldn’t twist his thigh. Who told us to take the highway? "You see, we are not businessmen. We are all farmers. We don't understand the rules of the public. Why don't you punish us less?"

Before he finished speaking, the guard tore up another piece of paper with a "shua" sound. The ticket, "200!"

Yugong's wife was anxious, stepped forward and pointed at the guard and said: "Why do you just tear up the ticket when you say it?"

The guard didn't say anything and just raised his hand again. Put it on the ticket book. Seeing this, Zhisou hurriedly apologized, "Don't act like a woman, do what you do, do what you do.

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After paying the fine, they continued eastward and were about to leave the Central Plains. As soon as everyone recovered and wanted to take a rest, they saw a row of police officers standing on the road ahead. Yu Yu The father's heart skipped a beat: "Brother Zhisou, you shouldn't have to pay road maintenance fees anymore, right? "

Zhisou said, no. How can there be any reason to pay it again after paying it?

While talking, Yu Gong took out the ticket just now, bowed and said, Handed over, handed over.

Unexpectedly, these people ignored him and started rummaging around the basket: they dug out a few foxtail grass from the soil and "smuggled forestry resources." A few stones, "privately mined minerals." A guard pointed at Yugong's basket and said it was overloaded. The man said sternly: "You don't have to look at your tonnage." , how can you compare with young people? "

Yu Gong's face was blue with anger. He squatted aside and smoked a dry cigarette. As soon as the fire was lit, a servant immediately shouted: "Smuggling tobacco! Yu Gong was so angry that he pointed at Jingcheng's silk scarf and said, "Add another one to smuggle silk out of the house." The officer looked at it carefully and said, "I really didn't pay attention if you didn't tell me. If you take the initiative to confess, you will be exempted from punishment." Don't be angry, old man. The county magistrate has set a revenue-generating target. If he doesn't come out and fine a few people, where will they get the money? Besides, a popsicle stick dropped in the county government office can knock down three officers. So many people are making a profit from this! ”

After struggling for a long time, I finally paid another 500 silver to pass the test. As soon as the officers withdrew, Zhisou said, everyone who deserves to be punished in this mansion has been punished. Who knows what will happen after leaving the mansion? Yu Gong said, "Don't you want to leave the house? If you follow this method and go back to Bohai, you won't have to go back home!" Zhisou said quickly, "Let's take a small road to avoid running into those guards again." , It’s just that they were picked for nothing. Yugong’s wife said, pick them up and dump them on the path.

As soon as they got on the path, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, so they dumped the soil and rocks into a big pile beside the road. In the pit. The soil in this basket has not been poured out yet, and two more policemen emerged from nowhere to control environmental pollution and destroy water conservancy facilities.

Three Foolish Old Men have the bad luck of moving mountains

The story about Yu Old Man moving mountains spread like wildfire, and people from all over the country knew about it immediately. Some people said that there was something wrong with Yu Old Man’s mind, and he insisted on moving mountains. , There is no profit in this day and age, and Yu Gong is not a fool. Who is willing to do anything without any benefit? You haven't seen even smart people like Zhisou rushing to do this. It's weird. If it's not good, why don't you see anyone else following him? It's all Yugong's family. The people next to him hurriedly said, "Yes, yes," but the little widow and her son also ran around. So. Everyone started to study around the little widow, so someone recalled that Yu Gong looked at the little widow differently than others, like spinach in autumn.

While everyone was talking about it, Yu Gong and his party were already carrying the empty basket. He came back. Some curious people came up and asked why he came back so quickly, but Yu Gong didn't answer. After three passes, they all knew that Yu Gong had a way of moving mountains. Think about it, Yu Gong is over 90 years old, why do you have to do this so much? Why come back so quickly? People die for money and birds die for food. No wonder the old man hangs around the foot of the mountain every day. It seems that there is something fishy in the mountain soil. Everyone knows that there is something valuable in the two mountains of Taihang Wangwu. Baby, you can sell it for a big price. Yugong and his family picked up a few baskets of soil and came back with a few baskets of money. That night, the two mountains of Taihang and Wangwu were covered with torches, and people were searching and digging on the mountains. Oh, dig, I hope to dig out a gold ingot.

How could Yu Gong know this? After two days of tossing, he was angry and tired. He drank some wine and fell asleep until dawn, but for his wife who shook him hard. , I couldn’t wake up after sleeping all day. My wife said, “Get up quickly, the officials from the government office are waiting for you all over the yard. Yugong rubbed his eyes and said, "What are they here for?" "My wife said, "Who knows. ”

Yu Gong went to the yard and saw that there were indeed a lot of people coming. However, these people usually didn’t come to the mountains, and Yu Gong didn’t go to the yamen either, so he didn’t know anyone. Yu Gong said hurriedly. , “Look at the tea, look at the tea. "The officers said, "Don't be busy drinking tea. Let's clarify your matter first. "

Yugong said, "I know, how can you go on the road without paying road maintenance fees? Spend money to buy a lesson. ”

The visitor said: “Congratulations to the old man for buying a car just after he started his business.” Whoever buys a car and goes on the road without the brand, you should be punished. This matter is not my business, it was all done by Deputy Magistrate Wang’s gang.

How can you start a business without a business license? The county magistrate heard about this last night and told us that in order to make a fortune, you must also learn the law and abide by the law. He quickly sent us to provide door-to-door service. We will handle new things and special things. Today, we will give you all these licenses and certificates. You brought it. The name of the company was given by the county magistrate, "Taihang Wangwushan Yugong Special Resources Development Co., Ltd." No, the Industry and Commerce, Taxation, Various Business Offices, Enterprise Management Offices, Mining Offices, Environmental Protection Offices... are all here. The escort agency heard about it and sent a few bodyguards to escort them. The county is going to hold the Tortoise and the Hare Grand Prix. The county magistrate said that he wants to support new things, so he leaves you the naming rights for the championship and sets up a Yugong Cup. You have to complete all these twists and turns first. The county magistrate will come to inspect this afternoon. ”

After hearing these words, Yu Gong’s head was pounding, he was trembling with anger, and his heart disease came back again. He just beat the pit of his heart, so dry that he could not speak.

< p> Zhisou hurriedly stepped forward and explained: "You guys have misunderstood. Where is the business? Yu Gong wants to move these two mountains so that the mountainous area can have close contact with the outside. "

After hearing this, a group of people were stunned for a while, and then suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was so happy that they couldn't stand up straight. This person said that you still want to move mountains like this, it's not a dream. The other person said , I know you got something valuable in the mountains, and I’m not red-eyed, so why did you make up this story to fool me?

While I was having fun, another servant came outside and shouted to Yu Gong: "You old thing, you actually violated family planning and gave birth to a large number of children and grandchildren right under my nose. Come here, knock down this thatched hut! ”

All four of them fell into Yugong’s glory

After a lot of effort, the Yamen officials finally figured out what Yugong meant, and they all had no choice but to be dismayed. Let's go. Yugong thought it was time to be clean. We don't dare to move mountains anymore. Let's just take care of ourselves.

I didn't expect that the news about Yugong moving mountains would be spread. Oh dear, it's terrible! People from the county, the government, and the northern and southern capitals all came to Beishan. There was no traffic in the mountain, but the people in the mountains were very busy. Those who led horses, donkeys, oxen, and slide poles made a lot of money. Even the Yugong's sons were too busy carrying around the money every day and had no time to take care of the house.

The busiest one was the county government office, which welcomed and escorted him to and ate with him every day. The deputy county magistrate was so drunk that his stomach bleeds, but he still sticks to his post, saying that he will drink me to death for the sake of the county's economic development.

These people are all here for Yu Gong

First, the county TV station came to shoot the video "A 90-year-old Man Can Move Mountains"; then a reporter from the local newspaper wrote "The Story of the Foolish Old Man Who Moved Mountains? An example of farmers in our province striving for a well-off society"; a big director came from the capital and wanted to practice TV series "Yu Gong and the Jingcheng Family"; the county magistrate traveled around the country to give lectures on "The Vision of Discovery? On the Initiative Factors of Going Deep into Farmers, Paying Attention to Farmers, and Helping Farmers Get Rich"

A famous master wrote. The paper "On the relationship between Foolish Old Man Moving Mountains and the economic reform of a certain government? Also on the important role of yamen in farmers' getting rich"; another more famous master wrote the paper "On the historical significance of widows in getting rich in mountainous areas"; there are several A bachelor discovered through research that Jingcheng's family was actually a princess, and then found out that Jingcheng's son was the illegitimate son of her and a certain minister, so he wrote a paper "On the Identity and Essential Differences between Widows and Unmarried Mothers? Also discuss with all the masters."

The online series "Me and Yugong: A story that must be told? An interview with Zhisou"

The crew of "One Story" picked up the Jingcheng family to discuss " "The Difference between Admiration and Love".

As for those unknown tabloids and books, there are many, such as "The Strange Romance of Yugong and the Little Widow"; "What Happened Behind the Jingcheng Family and the Silk Scarf". "Abnormal love"; "Running away for love? The little widow who came to Beishan from the capital"; "A 90-year-old man keeps a mistress"; "Love and pain";...

A developer gave Yu Gong a A villa located in Java; Yugong was asked to be the product spokesperson for the skin-beautifying cream; the legendary herbal medicine from the mysterious plateau was given to the old man to try...

Yugong’s name was also applied for registration. The trademark has been issued, and the products all over the streets in the county are marked as "Yugong Brand", and there are also "Yugong Brand" urine jars. The merchants say that they are replicas of the original products, and they will be replaced if they are fake.

The foolish old man makes trouble like Xianglin's wife, saying to everyone "I won't move mountains even if you kill me!" Even if you kill me, I won’t move mountains! "Then he fell ill and died within a few days.

Beishan people still live like that, but some people complain that Yu Gong died early and can no longer rely on him to earn money.

Taihang and Wangwu mountains are still standing there. How we moved it later will be explained next time.

"Modern Version of the Mythical Story of the Gold and Silver Ax"

Once upon a time, in a forest, there lived a child.

One day, the child was going to his uncle's house in the opposite mountain. When passing by a lake, he accidentally dropped a computer central processing unit (commonly known as CPU) in his hand into the lake.

The honest child is very nervous. He is worried about what to do if the CPU is missing! ? He still had to write a report, check information online, and send emails to the teacher, so he squatted by the lake and cried sadly. After a while, a wave suddenly appeared on the lake, and a man with a solemn appearance and an amiable appearance appeared. , a kind old father-in-law with a golden light on his head.

It turned out that he was the river god. He knew about the child and came up to help him. The river god took a CPU in each hand and asked the child: "Is the one you dropped in the lake the one on my right? Intel's latest Pentium166MMX has a multimedia acceleration processing function that makes image and music processing more stable. What about the new generation of CPUs that are more effective?"

The honest child shook his head and said: "He God, this is not the one I fell into the lake."

He God said again: "Is that the top product of Ceres that I have on the left, a 6x86 133 3x CPU that can be overclocked to 166 MHZ, a CPU that is super fast, stable and durable?"< /p>

The child added: "Dear River God, it's not this one. Mine is an Intel 486SX 25 CPU. It is very difficult to even run Windows. It is only suitable for word processing and has been discontinued long ago. "

The River God said: "My little friend, you are very honest, I am very happy, I will return your CPU to you, and also give you the two CPUs in my hand, As a reward for your honesty, I wish you can use the smooth and fast Windows XP as soon as possible!"

After the river god finished speaking, he made a wave and disappeared, and the honest child happily took it. Two CPUs go home.

A greedy man heard about it and wanted to get two of the latest CPUs, so he threw his own CPU into the river and squatted by the lake and cried.

After a while, the River God came out, holding two CPUs in his hands, and asked him the same question. The greedy man quickly said: "I dropped these two CPUs!"

He God heard this and said: "If you are not honest, you will never get any benefits. I will confiscate your CPU." Come on, reflect on it!" After that, he left.

The greedy person thought: "I'm so greedy. I didn't get the CPU, but lost one. I won't be greedy in the future. Being greedy will harm myself!"