Little Bear Drinking Beer

Jin Yiming

"Mom, dad's ocean liner is arriving tonight. I'm going to buy more beer."

"Then go, Bobo, be careful when carrying the beer bottle, don't break it!"

"I know, I know!"

"You always It's so careless. Remember, go back soon. I'll wait for you to have dinner."

"I know, I know."

Bobo jumped out of the door happily. .

Beep, beep - a milky-white water sprinkler truck drove over. Bobo stretched out his feet and let the cool water wash over his toes. Hey, it's so cool and comfortable!

"If the sprinkler truck is full of beer, I will drive it home and pour beer on Dad. Wash, make this beer king drunk!"

Bobo jumped up on one foot again. Jumping through the toy store, stuffed monkeys, inflatable Chaplins, and curly-haired dolls winked and smiled at Bobo, but he ignored them. But a revolver half inserted in the holster caught his eye.

"Hey, it's time to buy Dad a gift. This revolver is nice. It looks so much like a real gun. If Dad encounters pirates, he can definitely scare them. If he temporarily No, that’s okay, I can keep it for you.”

After a while, Bobo jumped out of the toy store with the revolver in his waist.

When Bobo jumped to the door of the hotel, the sky suddenly turned dark, and the stars jumped out.

As soon as Bobo walked out of the hotel carrying four bottles of Guangming Beer, something strange happened.

Suddenly, Bobo tripped over something and staggered. As soon as he let go of his left hand, the two bottles of beer rolled out. ah! ah! The beer bottles were intact, but they were caught in a bear's hand.

Hey, where did that little bear come from on the street? What surprised Bobo even more was that the little bear was neither brown nor white, but silver. There is a small silver star between the two playful bear eyes.

Obviously, the silver bear doesn't know how to open bottle caps. Sometimes I pick it with my fingers, and sometimes I bite it with my teeth. Really unable to do anything, the little bear had no choice but to put his nose on the glass bottle and sniff it endlessly.

"Hey!" Bobo shouted at Little Bear unhappily.

The little bear hugged the beer bottle and ignored it.

"Hey! Hey!" Bobo's voice rose.

The little bear still ignored it.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!" Bobo pulled out the revolver from his waist and pointed it at the silver bear, "Don't move! Don't move! I'm going to shoot!"

The little bear's fat face turned to Bobo, his bright silver eyes stared at Bobo for a while, and then he suddenly shouted:

"Oh ho ho, aren't you Bobo?"

"Yes...how do you know..." Bobo's mouth opened like the mouth of a teacup.

The little bear opened his sparkling arms, hugged Bobo, and said in a thunderous voice:

"I am the little bear star in the sky! Today is another day. Seeing you makes me a thousand and one unhappy!"

"What? The little bear star in the sky?" Bobo's mouth became small. washbasin. Seeing that Little Bear was about to speak, he quickly covered his ears, "I said, why is your voice so rough and loud? Can you make it a little softer?"

"Oh. , I'm sorry! Because I'm used to saying this in space. In the sky, if a star wants to chat with another star, it can only be heard by shouting like this. Can you listen to me? Put some cotton or something in it?"

Bobo put two small paper balls into his ears: "Okay, now tell me, what is going on?"

"Yes, yes, it's all your fault! But first, let me drink some of the contents of this bottle. My throat is so dry that there are sparks..." As he said, Little Bear handed over Bobo took a beer bottle and said, "Tell you, I've been hungry for ninety-nine and eighty-one days. Oh, how pitiful!"

Bobo took the bottle and made a "bang" sound. Opening the bottle cap, the beer foam sprayed all over Little Bear's face.

Gudong, gudong, Little Bear drank up a bottle of beer and licked all the foam outside the bottle.

He raised the bottle and looked at the label: "Oh, this wonderful thing is called beer. Uh-"

Little Bear burped a very comfortable burp, wiped his mouth and said: "Hey, why is the beer still singing in your stomach..." It reached out and grabbed another bottle of beer. Just as it was about to open the bottle cap, it was stopped by Bobo.

"No, no, this is for my dad..."

"Your dad, your dad, it's like you are the only one in the universe who has a dad, and no one else has a dad..." ..." Little Bear Star touched his silver nose, "Because of you, I haven't seen my father for more than half a year. Wuwu, wu..."

There are hanging eyes in each of Little Bear Star's eyes. Half a silver teardrop. The chubby bear hand moved from the tip of his nose to his eyes. However, it is peeking through the fingers.

Bobo's mind was extremely confused: "I, I..."

"Look, this is yours, right?" Little Bear stepped out of the diaphragm socket. Pull out a crumpled piece of paper.

Bobo took it and looked at it, and became even more confused. "Is it mine? Oh, it's the starry sky map I drew in the Children's Palace Astronomy Group!"

"Alas, it's your starry sky map that's causing me trouble!" Little Bear Star touched it again Silver Nose sighed and said, "More than half a year ago, my father, Big Bear, and I walked along the ladder to the sky..."

"Ladder to the sky?"

"Yes. , Ladder to Heaven. You have stairs, slides and elevators, and we have Ladder to Heaven. There are ladders to Heaven everywhere in space, but you can’t see them. As for the reason why we came to Earth, well, it’s because Dad and I have dry lips. Open, you know, the wind in the sky is strong and cold, like countless blades, it hurts your lips. I heard that if you rub it with something called honey, it will be cured, but there is no honey in the sky... On earth, we have indeed found honey, and honey is indeed worthy of its reputation. After analysis by our tongues, it is more wonderful than wiping lips..."

The tip of Little Bear's tongue circled around his lips. Swallowing his saliva, he said: "That night was really a sweet night. However, on that night, I saw you among the flowers in the Children's Palace, and I saw you drawing some starry sky pictures in the astronomy group. I didn't care Despite my father's repeated dissuasion, I refused to go home immediately. I said, "You go first, and I will follow this starry sky map to find my way home." After my father left, even though there was honey in my mouth, But there was always something in my heart... So I followed the direction indicated by this starry sky map and hurried home. Alas, I didn't expect..." Bobo opened his mouth and asked, "Why. What happened?”

“In the boundless space, I can’t find my home. I can’t find Father Big Bear. I followed your starry sky map exactly. I left, but I couldn't find my home. I met the vicious Jackal Star and the ugly Scorpio Star. They all wanted to take me in with bad intentions... Alas, my experience could fill a hundred "Little Bear" stories. "Star Disaster" and a hundred "Space Adventures", it was not easy for me to find the earth again. Alas, your starry sky map..."

Bobo held up the starry sky map he drew. Look carefully: "Oh, no wonder you encountered the Jackal Star and the Scorpio Star... It turns out that I marked the direction in the wrong direction. I marked the north sky as the south sky. Oh, it was just a little wrong."

"What?" Little Bear's eyes shot out a silver light, "You made a mistake in Bobo, but you made people hungry for more than half a year. After walking barefoot for one hundred and fifty galaxies, not only did you get a sore nose, I also have rheumatoid arthritis with sore legs and sore arms..."

"Don't be angry, don't be angry," Bobo quickly handed a bottle of beer to Little Bear's nose, "Drink. Please drink!"

"Bang! Gudong, gudong, gudong. Uh-"

Little Bear Star patted his belly: "Well, a kilogram of resentment came out." /p>

"Bah! Gudong, Gudong, Gudong. Uh..."

"Okay, another kilogram of resentment has been released, and there is still one kilogram left."

Little Bear Xing has just I was about to open the last bottle of beer when I heard a "squeak" and the milky white sprinkler truck stopped beside me. A bearded face poked out of the cab.

"Hey, why did the little bear in the zoo run onto the road?"

The driver's uncle's cry alerted the passing vehicles.

Creak, creak, creak, creak... The big and small cars stopped, and faces full of surprise poked out of the car windows.

“Hey, little bear, little bear on the road!”

“Look, what a beautiful little bear, all shiny.”

“There are still Wearing a star hat, the little bear looks so cool!"

...

At first, the little bear was still smiling, looking at the passers-by with bright silver eyes, and kept talking. : "Okay, okay, okay!" However, suddenly I heard the sound of a police car "wuwuwu" coming from the road. Bobo suddenly thought of something and hurriedly pulled Little Bear's hand:

"No, the police are here. Maybe they will take you to the zoo."

Little Bear smiled: "Don't panic, don't panic, let's leave now. Look, we made a mistake again, affecting traffic on the road and causing trouble for the police."

At this time, many eyes on the road stared unblinkingly at this strange scene: Little Bear put Bobo on his neck, and then walked up to the heights step by step, step by step, just like There were invisible steps one after another. After a while, pedestrians all raised their necks, including the policeman who arrived in a hurry. All eyes are unblinking. It was said that it took two and a half hours before their eyes blinked. "Weird! Weird!"

The police uncle opened his leather notebook and wrote down this passage:

At 18:58, on the south side of Zimoli Road, a small silver bear appeared , carrying a child on his back, walked towards the sky.

As for what happened on the road, Bobo and Little Bear didn’t know. All they saw was a long line of beetle-like cars parked on the road. Countless pedestrians pointed their nostrils at them.

Bobo rode on Little Bear’s neck and looked down, ah, the whole city was under his feet. But the stars were so close that they seemed to wipe off the tip of his nose. Bobo couldn't help but pull Little Bear's ears:

"Hey, Little Bear, we are higher than the TV Tower!"

"Really?" Little Bear was cunning. He looked at Bobo and said, "How about we swing on the TV tower?"

Before Bobo had time to express his stance, Little Bear lifted up the belt on his trousers and hung him up on the TV tower. .

"Oh yo yo, oh yo yo..." Bobo, who was hanging on the top of the TV tower, screamed in fright.

Little Bear danced around Bobo and scratched Bobo's nose: "How about you make this belt wrong, haha..."

Bobo glanced down and closed his eyes tightly, "Don't, don't, don't make a mistake... Go home, my dad will treat you to beer, beer, beer..." Bobo's tongue was frightened. Shivering.

Little Bear used his shiny head to get between Bobo's legs, picked up Bobo, who was still in shock, and started walking in the air again.

Bobo suddenly felt an itch on his waist. When he saw it, it turned out to be Little Bear's hand touching the revolver.

"Okay, if you like it, I'll give it to you." Bobo said straightforwardly.

Little Bear took the revolver and took off a string of small glass-like stars from his neck. He stuffed a small star into the barrel of the gun.

Crack - a shining arc of silver streaked across the night sky, and the little star was like a silver tadpole, swimming into the depths of the Milky Way.

Pa, pop, pop... little stars like silver tadpoles, swimming around in the sky, dazzling people.

The last one slammed into the window of Bobo's house, and then Little Bear jumped in with Bobo on his back.

Bobo looked at it calmly and couldn't help laughing. Look, Dad is hugging Little Bear and pricking Little Bear’s face with his stubble.

"Dad, do you recognize Little Bear?"

"Yes, I do." Dad let go of one arm and took Bobo into his arms, "Little Bear and Little Bear." Its father, the Big Bear, is a good friend of our sailors. When the ocean liner is sailing at night, the Big Bear and the Little Bear always smile at us, telling us where there are undercurrents and reefs, where there are calm ports, and where there are lovely places. Hometown... Late at night, I often hear Little Bear singing playfully..."

Then, Bobo told his parents how Little Bear came to Earth.

"Okay, okay," my mother pointed at the dishes on the table and said angrily, "Look at you, keep talking. Little Bear has been hungry for more than half a year and is already starving. Eat quickly. Go ahead and eat.

"

When Little Bear saw his father taking out several bottles of beer from under the table, he grinned.

"It tastes good, tastes good! "Gudonggudonggudong."

"Delicious, delicious!" "Gudong, Gudong, Gudong.

......

After a while, the silver bear star's face and neck turned red. Gradually, his chest also turned red, and his arms, legs and feet were red.

Now, sitting in front of Bobo is a pink bear star.

“Hey, what is that glass box? "Little Bear drunkenly patted the TV.

"This is a TV! "Bobo turned on the TV with a bang. On the TV screen, a serious-looking uncle appeared. Next to him, there was a huge electronic telescope. Bobo shouted in silence:

"Ah, this is Uncle Lu, the director of the observatory! "

"What, the little man in this glass box is actually the director of the observatory? "Little Bear patted the TV again, and the picture on the screen jumped for a while.

"Yes, he gave a report to our astronomy group. Stop filming, Uncle Lu is going to speak. "

The Director of the Observatory made a shocking speech on TV: "According to our observations, the Ursa Minor constellation in the northern sky has been missing for six months and eleven days. This is a major event rarely seen in ancient times. Audience, please look at——"

Then, countless stars appeared on the screen.

Little Bear shouted: "Ah, daddy, my daddy Big Bear! "

On the TV, Big Bear lowered his head thoughtfully, with tears in his eyes...

"My nose is so sore..." Little Bear twitched He said twitchingly, "Hey, Bobo, can you draw another picture of the starry sky for me?" However, please don't make any mistakes. ”

Bobo understood Little Bear’s thoughts and immediately drew the starry sky map, and after his father appraised it, he handed it to Little Bear.

Little Bear jumped up to the window sill and turned around. Said: "I'm leaving. goodbye! "

"Wait a minute," Dad handed it two bottles of beer, "Take it with you and give it to your dad to try. "

Little Bear Xing thanked him, and suddenly thought of something, and said: "Bobo, please call the observatory later and tell me that I made a mistake and left my position for too long. I have caused trouble to them... I will never..."

At this time, Little Bear walked towards the sky along the invisible steps in the sky, step by step. It turned around , Bobo saw that its silver eyes were slightly red, not knowing whether it was because of drinking beer or other reasons...