2. I'm not perfect, but I admit it naturally. What about you?
I have never seen such an ugly deskmate.
4、? I'm arrogant, only? I refuse to deal with animals!
5, explanation is cover-up, I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than your broken mouth.
6. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun to play without you.
7. What is more troublesome than meeting a shrew is ... meeting two shrews at the same time.
8. I saw you that day, in the supermarket! You quietly put your hand on the barcode scanner, and the screen shows: pig's trotters. You think the machine is broken, put your face together and have a look. The screen shows pig's head and meat!
9. I never scold you by name. If you are wrong, you will sit in the right position. You think too much, I can't help it. My brain is on you.
10, don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. Actually, I am a sea of rivers.
1 1, it seems to be Rainbow Dagang selling pork in the bird flu market.
12, your style and Picasso's style are unique.
13, you have a gift for pretending to be B. Hollywood is worried about no actors. Let's go
14, your ugliness is very special, and your disgust is unparalleled. You are sure to break the Guinness World Record for the most disgusting thing.
15, when you grew up, you burned your family to death and saved an orphan dog. How did you survive?
16, your appearance is really creative. Please don't arm yourself with smart looks, you will be acclimatized.
17, was your mother raped and failed in contraception, giving birth to an animal that didn't close her eyes?
18, since you became a bubble shit, no one dared to step on me again.
19, and you praised yourself for being handsome. Why is it a little abnormal to get scabbed all over? You are not as good as 100-year-old lady.
20. You are really innocent. If you can roll as fast as the speed of light, I encourage you to surpass the speed of light.
2 1, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...
22. Do you think being ugly can scare me? Well, you did it! You really scared me!
23. Why didn't the country use your face to study bulletproof vests?
If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.
25, some people say that men have gold under their knees. You cut off your fucking foot and didn't even see a piece of iron!
26. Take a picture of your face. It seems that sticking it on the door can ward off evil spirits, and sticking it on the bedside can prevent contraception.
You don't have to emphasize that you are telling the truth every time you lie.
28. Stupid birds fly first, and stupid pigs get fat first.
29. If a mother has no father, she was born to destroy our outlook on life and world!
30. I really want to kick your face and give you a 95% band-aid.
3 1, you said you didn't do anything good to let 18 or 18 generations know you. Alas, you were kicked by a donkey when you were born, and your head is like shit.
32. When cooking, a crab jumped out of the pot and said to you, "I'm hot!" " Answer: If you want to be red, just endure it. ...
33. Stupidity is not your fault, ugliness is not your fault, but it is your fault that you take ugliness and stupidity to the extreme.
34. I accidentally looked at you today and threw up four times!
35. This is also sustainable development, from this school to the present school.
36. It's not terrible to meet a group of hooligans online. The terrible thing is to meet a bunch of idiots.
When Nu Wa saw you, she felt guilty! How did I squeeze you out in the first place? It is really a stain and failure of life!
38. I have seen the ugly, but I have never seen such an ugly one. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!
39. Life is full of hope. Why did you give up treatment?
40. What a pity! Your face, like the scene of a car accident, fundamentally subverts human understanding of ugliness.
4 1, do you really have a brain? How can I smell stinky bean dregs from it?
Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. It's impolite.
43. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks very front-line, and his urine is forked. Go and treat him!
44. Does your family eat shit? Nonsense.
45. You just came out to flirt without even reading the primary school textbook. To put it simply, you are simply vulgar, and you are the first target of eliminating pornography and illegal publications!
46. Who are you making that face with? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.
47. Do you still call your full name Kuang Yun? You might as well call it a mine, your mother called it truancy, and your father called it a miner. You are also called dancing in the clouds. You might as well be called a street mouse.
48. Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?
49. Don't always lie at home and make yourself look like an elephant. It's been a long time!
50. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly.
5 1, alas, I heard that you are very good-looking, with goose bumps and colorful faces, and you look like the Monkey King. White scared to take refuge in the Buddha at the sight of you.
52. Did you eat too much penicillin when you were young? My brain is blue!
53. Why is your face so anxious? I have never seen you become so anxious.
54. I have a miserable life because I can't find a word to describe how handsome I am when I look through the dictionary.
55. The more coquettish a woman is, the higher her IQ is.
56. If you buffer your mother's birth, even if you barely buffer 100, buffers 99 and 9 will collapse.
57. Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.
58. Did you fall into a ditch when you were a child? Your face is asymmetrical.
59. Don't spread your feet. If you stretch your legs, ants will be smoked to death.
60. People like you can only live two episodes in a drama at most.
6 1, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.
Two heads are better than one, and you all smell the same.
63. Can you have some fucking common sense? What has supported you for so many years is of course white rice!
64. You are still pursuing a fashionable hairstyle. Would you please look at your score of 38?
65. You are an incomplete life, an alien with genetic mutation.
66. I hate people who are different from my predecessors, especially those who flatter you to your face and say you are not as good as a dog behind your back.
67. What are your eyes for? Is it for decoration?
You can smoke people around you to death as soon as you open your mouth.
69. Although you take the sexy route, you also have dignity.
70. Don't always talk about being beaten, but do things in a hurry.
7 1, a diploma, two languages (proficient in English), three bedrooms and one living room, four seasons famous brand, regular facial features, generous, monthly salary of 7 thousand, exquisite, nine (alcoholic) cigarettes, very honest.
72. Without the appearance of Pan Jinlian, I still want to follow the path of Pan Jinlian.
73. I really think you are like the offspring of a pig. No matter who sees you like this, they won't object to what I said.
74. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
75. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.
76. The places of interest you walked through became historic sites … The historic sites you walked through became history …
77. Alas, tigers don't show off. Do you think I'm hellokitty?
78. Your breasts are big and small, and your breasts are round and flat.
79. You either have late puberty or early menopause.
80. It is a miracle in the fields of medicine and biology that you survived years of chaos.