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A man was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what meat to eat for this meal. When a friend said it was goose, he committed suicide by crying. Why?

The answer is: A few years ago, that man went out to play with a friend and was shipwrecked on an island. All the food was eaten, and he almost starved to death. My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. After eating, he regained his strength and helped his friend to continue walking. My friend refused to eat goose, so he starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.

This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.

The second story: jump on the train

A person went to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and all recovered after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

The answer is: this person has had eye diseases since childhood and can't see anything. He just went to see a doctor to treat his eye disease. He had never seen a tunnel before, and suddenly his eyes went black, thinking that he was blind again, and he could not stand the blow and committed suicide in despair.

This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.

The third story: aquatic plants

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man didn't have any weeds. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

The answer is: a few years ago, when he was diving to find his girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.

This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.

The fourth story: the story of the funeral

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister. Why?

The answer is: because that man only appeared at their funeral, my sister wanted to see that man again. Only one person in the family died and held a funeral, so she held another funeral, and my sister could see him.

This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.

The fifth story: half a match

There was a man in the desert who died with his head down, with several luggage boxes scattered around him. The man was clutching half a match tightly and reasoning about how he died.

The answer is: several people travel by hot air balloon and cross the desert. The balloon leaks, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw their luggage down, but it wasn't enough. We are going to throw a person down, and everyone decides to take some matches. Whoever draws half a match will be thrown down. The poor guy drew a short match, and that's what happened.

This story tells us: when riding a hot air balloon, you should put a long match in your pocket just in case.

The sixth story: sawdust is everywhere.

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other, and the circus only needs one dwarf. Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the circus, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than the tall man and then committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. In his home, only wooden furniture and sawdust were found. Ask him why he committed suicide.

The answer is: because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. The short man can't see, and suddenly he is much shorter when he touches the furniture. He felt that he had grown taller, that he had lost his competitive advantage, and that he had no place to live from then on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office list or be the best actor in Cannes. Everyone will stop screaming hysterically after watching his performance. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.

This story tells us that when you feel that your work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others recently, you should find out if your colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.

The seventh story: knocking at the door in the middle of the night

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but no one answered, and so on several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

The answer is: because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the door was open to the outside, and the man managed to climb up. As soon as he opened the door, the man was pushed down. Died so many times.

This story tells us that even if you practice in an iron shirt, you should start from the window for help.

A man was eating at a friend's house and asked his friend what meat to eat for this meal. When a friend said it was goose, he committed suicide by crying. Why?

The answer is: A few years ago, that man went out to play with a friend and was shipwrecked on an island. All the food was eaten, and he almost starved to death. My friend went out looking for something and brought back roast goose meat. He was injured while catching penguins on his leg. After eating, he regained his strength and helped his friend to continue walking. My friend refused to eat goose, so he starved to death. Now that he has eaten the real goose, he knows that at that time, his friends cut off the meat on his legs and roasted it for him.

This story tells us that sometimes best friends cheat.

The second story: jump on the train

A person went to see a doctor in a neighboring town by train, and all recovered after seeing it. On the way back, the train passed a tunnel, and the man jumped out of the car and committed suicide. Why?

The answer is: this person has had eye diseases since childhood and can't see anything. He just went to see a doctor to treat his eye disease. He had never seen a tunnel before, and suddenly his eyes went black, thinking that he was blind again, and he could not stand the blow and committed suicide in despair.

This story tells us that people with poor psychological quality should bring flashlights when crossing tunnels.

The third story: aquatic plants

A man and his girlfriend went for a walk by the river. Suddenly, his girlfriend fell into the river. The man jumped into the water to look for it, but he couldn't find his girlfriend. He left here sadly. A few years later, he revisited his old place. At this time, he saw an old man fishing, but the fish caught by the old man didn't have any weeds. He asked the old man why there were no aquatic plants on the fish. The old man said: there have never been any aquatic plants in this river. Just then, the man suddenly jumped into the water and committed suicide. Why?

The answer is: a few years ago, when he was diving to find his girlfriend, his leg was entangled in something. I pushed hard and finally got rid of those things. He thought it was aquatic plants. Now he finally understands that it is his girlfriend's hair.

This story tells girls and boyfriends not to have long hair when they go for a walk by the river.

The fourth story: the story of the funeral

There are three people, mother and daughter. Mother died and the two sisters went to the funeral. My sister met a man at the funeral and fell in love with him at first sight. But the man disappeared after the funeral, and my sister couldn't find him anywhere. Later, a month later, my sister killed my sister. Why?

The answer is: because that man only appeared at their funeral, my sister wanted to see that man again. Only one person in the family died and held a funeral, so she held another funeral, and my sister could see him.

This story tells us that a handsome man should not go to other people's funerals.

The fifth story: half a match

There was a man in the desert who died with his head down, with several luggage boxes scattered around him. The man was clutching half a match tightly and reasoning about how he died.

The answer is: several people travel by hot air balloon and cross the desert. The balloon leaks, which is very dangerous. Everyone threw their luggage down, but it wasn't enough. We are going to throw a person down, and everyone decides to take some matches. Whoever draws half a match will be thrown down. The poor guy drew a short match, and that's what happened.

This story tells us: when riding a hot air balloon, you should put a long match in your pocket just in case.

The sixth story: sawdust is everywhere.

There are two dwarfs in the circus. The blind dwarf is shorter than the other, and the circus only needs one dwarf. Of course, the shorter the dwarf in the circus, the better. The two dwarfs decided who was shorter than the tall man and then committed suicide. However, just the day before the date, the blind dwarf, that is, the short dwarf, committed suicide at home. In his home, only wooden furniture and sawdust were found. Ask him why he committed suicide.

The answer is: because another dwarf plays a role in the feet of all the furniture in the dwarf's house. The short man can't see, and suddenly he is much shorter when he touches the furniture. He felt that he had grown taller, that he had lost his competitive advantage, and that he had no place to live from then on. From now on, his performance will never make the box office list or be the best actor in Cannes. Everyone will stop screaming hysterically after watching his performance. He was so desperate that he committed suicide.

This story tells us that when you feel that your work efficiency is higher and your progress is faster than others recently, you should find out if your colleagues have gone out to eat roast leg of lamb and watch fireworks.

The seventh story: knocking at the door in the middle of the night

A person lives in a hut on the top of the mountain. He heard a knock at the door at midnight. He opened the door, but no one was there, so he went to bed. After a while, there was another knock at the door, but no one answered, and so on several times. The next day, someone found a body at the foot of the mountain. The police came and took the people at the top of the mountain away. Why?

The answer is: because his door was open on the edge of the cliff, the door was open to the outside, and the man managed to climb up. As soon as he opened the door, the man was pushed down. Died so many times.

This story tells us that even if you practice in an iron shirt, you should start from the window for help.