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What kind of organization is Somali pirates? How can I join?
Somali Pirates Co., Ltd. (hereinafter referred to as "Somali Pirates Group") was established more than 2,000 years ago, and it is an armed group with a glorious and long history with a registered capital of 0. Since its establishment, the group has developed very rapidly. Although it has experienced many ups and downs in history, it has generally maintained a healthy and upward development momentum. Relying on the natural geographical advantages of the Horn of Africa and the interests of guarding the Mande Strait, an important artery at sea, the business scope is constantly expanding outward. Now, it has set up several branches in the Arabian Sea, the western Indian Ocean and the offshore of Mozambique. The group expects to occupy the whole western Indian Ocean market in the next five years.

Over the years, Somali pirate groups have been striving to become bigger and stronger, but at the same time, they have strengthened cooperation with overseas market partners, especially ammunition dealers, and initially established a comprehensive strategic partnership of "you have me and I have you". Relying on the advantages of advanced weapons in the world, especially AK-47 and RPG from Russia, the business volume, business level and scope of Somali pirate groups have doubled in recent years. It has initially possessed the level of fighting against the third-rate national navy.

At present, Somali pirate groups are at a critical stage of reform and opening up. Somali pirate groups have been rushing out of Somalia and heading for the Indian Ocean with great ambition. A few days ago, my majestic "De Xin Hai" was hijacked, which officially marked the ambitious commercial development in Somalia. Nevertheless, Somali pirate groups are still soberly aware of their historical responsibilities. They must adhere to the dollar-led principle, practice the four basic skills of killing, arson, kidnapping and extortion, adhere to the basic principle of "taking money to release people", and strive to achieve scientific kidnapping, share booty with the people, and release people according to law. Somali pirate groups are fully aware of the dangers of hijacking tickets, so Somali pirate groups are willing to work together with Go-Vern-ment and companies all over the world to make their own contributions to ensuring the safety of kidnapped people's lives and property and maintaining the credit of Somali pirate groups.

Somali pirate group headquarters: Port Ayr

It has branches all over the Somali coast.

Join us and you will

1. Working in Somalia, which is a beautiful and sunny country.

2. Enter the very promising ship tying industry.

3. Have a much higher salary than their peers. A monthly income of one million is not a problem.

4. Have the opportunity to kidnap the world's largest oil tanker and see the sea power of all countries in the world.

It doesn't matter how many wives you have when you drive a luxury car and live in a villa.

Jobs

1. Captain, there is no limit to the number of people who are responsible for driving kidnapping tools.

2. Weapon operators are responsible for training the operation and use of various light weapons in the group, including rocket-propelled grenades and man-portable air defense systems.

3. The accountant is responsible for clearing the financial revenues and expenditures of Go-Vern-ment and companies in various countries, and there is no limit to the number of people who participate in ransom negotiations on behalf of pirate groups.

4. Management trainees directly enter leadership positions after receiving training, and are responsible for kidnapping small ships on a daily basis, which can save the strength for the long-term development of the Group.

Reserve cadres are responsible for the daily administrative work in the base, and there is no limit to the number of people who can participate in specific offshore operations when necessary.

Recruitment target

There is no gender restriction for undergraduates and postgraduates graduating from the 20 10 global class.

Recruitment requirements

1. Give priority to young people, Africans and blacks.

2. Priority is given to criminal record, anti-science, social dissatisfaction, no Go-Vern-ment, and killing people without blinking an eye.

3. Ability to use weapons and drive vehicles is preferred.

4. Tropical countries are preferred, and desert countries are preferred.

Presentation time: at this moment

Location: Indian Ocean

Resume delivery method: drift bottle

Written test location: any ship in the Indian Ocean.

Interview location: Port Ayr, Somalia, the basement of Somali pirate group headquarters.

Employment notice: It will be hidden in this year's TOEFL test ———————————————————————— Somali Pirate Human Resources Department.