However, I know that this rule of the company is very unpopular. I would like to introduce a netizen's ridicule of this regulation. I hope you can smile after reading it and face the regulations of this company with a peaceful attitude.
Dress code for company employees
First, in order to reflect the cool and handsome social image of the company, the dress and treatment of the company's employees
The following regulations are formulated for people and things, please refer to all employees.
2. Male employees must wear formal clothes from Monday to Thursday, that is, suits or Tang suits. Please pay special attention to:
After the suit is opened, it must be cut open, otherwise it is suspected of being hidden;
The cuff trademark must be cut off, otherwise it is suspected of migrant workers;
The tie clip must not fade, otherwise it is suspected of being a township entrepreneur;
Cotton sweaters and trousers should not be exposed from cuffs or trouser leg tubes, otherwise it is suspected of physical weakness and kidney deficiency;
Black gauze and silk materials shall not be used in Tang suit, otherwise it will be suspected of traitors and bandits;
The words "black on red background" shall not be used in the color, which is inconsistent with the administrative level of our company.
Anyone caught opening the front door will be fined five yuan each time.
3. Female employees must wear suits, skirts and trousers from Monday to Thursday, but please note:
Clothing size should not be too tight, otherwise the curve of key parts is too obvious, which will greatly affect the work efficiency of male employees. If they are born the devil and can't hide it, they will turn to the securities affairs department to report their work to the regulatory authorities;
Only one or two buttons can be cancelled, and more than three buttons need to be countersigned by the enterprise management department and the personnel director department. If the first button is more than 20 cm below the chin, a chest towel with a length of not less than 100 cm and a width of not less than 80 cm must be tied at the same time. The length of the skirt shall not be less than 20 cm (if the hips are appropriately enlarged). Violators will be responsible for reporting emergency and difficult events to superior leaders and functional organs; There is no upper limit for the time being, but if you often walk and fall down because of wearing skirts, you will not renew your labor contract on the grounds of low IQ from February.
In addition, if a lady's blouse or skirt is found zipped and her buttons are loosened, she will also be fined 5 yuan every time.
Fourth, you can wear casual clothes on Friday, mainly for leisure, but you are forbidden to wear the following clothes:
Military uniform, police uniform-no matter where you get it, don't scare other employees anyway;
Fat pants such as hahahari-except those whose Japanese has reached the national professional level 8;
Chinese tunic suit-go through retirement formalities immediately;
Sack tablets-the human resources department issues a special living allowance of one yuan per month;
See-through clothes-in order to prevent other employees from using their eyes too hard, please leave the see-through clothes at the reception desk at work.
Five, hair style is not stipulated in principle, but please pay attention to the following matters:
Bald people are not allowed to apply hair wax;
Long hair is not allowed to be accompanied by weeds, stems and broken leaves. In the hair;
Don't overuse mousse. If accidents such as damage to the company's walls and broken glass are caused, compensation must be made according to the price.
Six, makeup problems:
Do not dye your hair! (except those with white hair and black hair)
Do not use cosmetics containing imported butter, wool and other ingredients, safety in production comes first!
Don't use false eyelashes! Otherwise the leader can't judge your thoughts from your eyes. Don't use inferior foundation! Otherwise, the company's computer keyboard is prone to short circuit due to dust.
Don't use inferior lipstick! Understand the hard work of cleaning aunts and washing teacups.
If it is confirmed by the human resources department as a dinosaur or frog, no makeup is allowed at any time!
It's not your fault that you are ugly, but you shouldn't be so disgusting.
Seven, appearance:
Keep smiling when the leader is around! To show that you are happy and full of energy.
Keep smiling when colleagues are around! To show smooth cooperation and mutual support.
The superior is coming. Keep smiling! So as not to be seen as impatient or annoying.
Keep smiling when customers come! Until payment is received.
Keep smiling when the financial auditors come! Never show guilt.
Keep smiling when the news media comes! It shows the unprecedented unity and good management of the company.
Look in a hurry when eating! Said he would come back to work right away.
Frown after work! It means that after returning to China, I will still consider working.
In addition, don't mumble when eating, don't speak in dialects (including Shanghai dialect), try to use English or other foreign languages, and swear and swear, which is harmful to people.
Show the elegant and civilized quality of employees.