He is the king of the forest, so he also wants to be the king of the people.

One of the characteristics of the king among kings: brand-name ghosts

Lion men are all brand-name ghosts. As long as they can afford it, they would rather not buy it and choose good goods. Exaggerated lion man, coming from far away, is full of spirit, and all he can see is the name: the bag is covered with the famous LOGO, and even the blind man is flashed by golden light. A low-key lion man may not be so expensive, but wallets, shoes, shirts and jeans are always a good brand, and a little glance at the trademark will always make people gasp.

the second characteristic of the king of kings: the emperor ghost

lion man swipes his card to buy things. If he fails to swipe it twice, he will be "annoyed". His face looks like a tyrant's massacre, and he rushes to the ATM to withdraw money and buys twice as much. Embarrassing ... Until the salesgirl kept apologizing "Sorry, sir, there is something wrong with our credit card machine", the lion man gradually "I am happy". People are heroes, money is courage, and the lion man definitely has enough cash on him, and he can't fold it until he is full in his wallet, so he will be "cool".

the third characteristic of the king among kings: local tyrants

associating with lion men is definitely favored, because they need to be served by others. Follow them and they will be served together. It's too far, they definitely call a taxi; It is troublesome to squeeze the train, they must fly; It takes time to queue up to buy tickets. They definitely buy scalpers. Following the lion man, a woman can't suffer anything. She can hold the moon down and coax you with a kiss. Of course, it is more difficult for a girl who is too independent to win the favor of her uncle. Occasionally, she will pretend to be a brain-dead girl and sprinkle a little jiao like a kitten, so that she can hold you beautifully in her hand.

the fourth characteristic of the king of kings: the male-dominated ghost

Leo is in charge of the sun, so some Leo will have an obvious "sunrise and sunset" phenomenon, with a dragon in front of him and a worm in the back. Lion man will help you pay the bill, open the car door, open champagne and sprinkle petals, and let you eat a big meal with expensive porcelain. But, I'm sorry, you have to wash the dishes, sweep the petals, and collect the wine bottles. Don't expect him to help you. Lion man, just listen to the applause in the spotlight. As for the little chores, it's my job to do chores.

If you can be a weak little woman and don't mind the sheep entering the lion's mouth, the lion man is absolutely great, a real man and a real uncle!

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