2. Cao Cao is short, about the same as me. Compared with Zhuge Liang's ratio of 1.84 meters, it can only be regarded as unqualified and defective products.
Cao Cao likes beautiful women. Everywhere I go, I like to "hug the grass and shoot rabbits" and collect some beautiful women and so on!
Baby, will you come back? Stop fooling around and come back with me ... (Cao Cao advised his wife to go home)
If Dong Zhuo was still in Luoyang, the emperor was in his hand, and we couldn't justify beating him. But now he has burned down our capital and hijacked the emperor. According to the current words, it can be positioned as a terrorist organization.
6. When Cao Cao returned to Ziziphus jujuba Camp (the camp where the "Kanto Allied Forces" dealt with Dong Zhuo) with dust and blood, what did he see all the governors in the camp doing? "Kaya Hioki wine senior conference.
Do not strive for progress. "In other words, parties, bars and video games are held all day.
1. Qingwen doesn't do that with Jia Baoyu, but that with Baoyu is an attack!
2. When Han Xin just started working. ...
3. Commitment is equivalent to OK now.
4. Who wants to stay in this hellhole?
5 ... Then Han Xin broke up with Nanchang Tingchang and stopped playing with him!
6. Grind that seal in your hand until all the squares are round. Don't give it to others!
7. Liu Bang: "Being a general is not enough, then let him be a general!"
Xiao He: "That would be great."
8. Oh, what should I do? The teacher's tone and expression are so cute.
9. I am employed by you. I am loyal to your plan. If you don't listen to me, bye-bye, I'll change my boss.
10. Han Xin, you are not a kind person!
1 1. That kid doesn't listen to me at all. If he listened to me, would he be like this today? Can you still live?
12. Yi Zhongtian: I have a point. With personality, there is charm. How can you be charming without personality?
Moderator Xiao Chao: I really appreciate the charm of Teacher Yi's language.
Yi Zhongtian: I find myself very attractive. More fans, more MM (laughs).
13. "You don't chase so many people, but you chase that Han ... what letter?"
14. The restaurant where he (Han Xin) often goes to eat is called Nanchang Tingchang ... Make the meal first, and then finish it when he comes-people hate him ... He has a bad temper, so he throws off his sleeves and breaks up.
15. Your old man (Nanchang Tingchang) is a villain.
16. Han Xin laughed: "I can't believe I interacted with someone like Fan Kuai today!" -Fan Kuai, what's wrong?
17. "Don't think that bending your knees is a coward. Someone makes you angry, you jump on it and take a bite. What is this, crab! "
18. Liu Bang said to Xiao He, "Where the fuck have you been?"
19. "What should Chao Cuo do at this time? He should pick up his tail and be a man. He didn't! Today's reform, tomorrow's reform, is like stirring a dung stick, stirring up and down the court. "
20. You may get rheumatoid arthritis after playing for several years!
2 1. Let Han Jingdi give him a high look. The Prince's family also worships him a little (Hunan dialect).
22. It is inappropriate to say that a soldier uses an axe or two hammers, so a sword is noble.
23. "If I give clothes to others, it is a promise!"
24. "Chao Cuo said,' It doesn't matter, it's also the opposite if you cut it, and it's also the opposite if you don't cut it!'" "Then let's go fuck him! As a result, when two people look at it, it is really backwards! "
25 "Liu Bang thought,' Yes, you can't scold Han Xin at this time, and you can't offend him at this time, but I have already scolded him.' Strike the table and scold:' bastard! If a man wants to be a man, he must become a real king of Qi. Why should he be fake? Give him a real' "
26. Moderator: When you talk about Han people, your hair is covered with dark clouds!
Yi Zhongtian: They say it looks like instant noodles!
12. Lu Bu thought: Cao Cao, a thief, is really cunning!
13. Yuan Shao meets guests at home all day. In the present words, he is having a salon and a party, and the traffic is busy and crowded. This incident caught the attention of the authorities at that time.
14. Yuan Shu thinks that the title of emperor, like the trademark in our market economy, should be registered first. He thought he registered the emperor's trademark first, and others could do nothing about it. Unexpectedly, he became the target of public criticism.
15. Yuan Shang and Yuan said together, "Let's invite that boy Gongsun Kang to a banquet to drink and cook him!" Gongsun Kang added here: "Why don't I invite them to drink and cook at the banquet ..." As a result, Gongsun Kang cooked them!
16. This makes us feel that Yuan Shao seems to have a genius. He must not listen to any correct opinions that are beneficial to him, and he must listen to any wrong opinions that are unfavorable to him. That's weird.
17. It's good that Liu Bei dares to escape. He is like a mouse on a ship. He always seems to be the first to find out which ship will capsize ... first, he fought Yuan Shao with Gongsun Zan, then he fought Lu Bu with Cao Cao, and then he fought Cao Cao with Yuan Shao. ...
18. At that time, Jiangdong people called Sun Ce "Sun Lang" and Zhou Yu "Zhou Lang". Lang is a young man, which means praising beauty. So "Sun Lang" means "Sun Handsome Boy" and "Zhou Handsome Boy" means ... Handsome guys like beauty, so Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married the two most beautiful girls at that time ... It can be said that Zhou Yu is proud of the battlefield, officialdom, love and games ... Anyway, I am envious!
19. By the way, Jiang Gan is also very wronged-he didn't steal any books at all, and he is not ugly, and he is also a handsome boy, because Zhou Yu is a handsome boy and his friend ... usually a handsome boy.
20. The so-called empty city plan is also made up ... Zhuge Liang moved a piano, put an incense burner, called two children, sang karaoke ... and went to the rostrum. ...
2 1. Wu Zetian took the old ticket and boarded the luxury yacht harem again.
22. Boys are not naughty when they are young, but worthless when they grow up.
2 3. Did Sun Quan say something like this when he proposed marriage: "If you marry someone else, you must marry me. Put on your dowry, take your sister and drive your carriage. "