One of the classic euphemistic and ironic sentences in the circle of friends

1. You think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth have to look up to it!

2. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

3. I am really surprised at your shamelessness.

4. Can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will be sore if I always look down at you.

5. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

6. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

7. In the past, a woman wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.

8. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

9. Use your 2B pencil to draw your life.

10. You don’t listen when I say it, you don’t do it when I hear it, you do it when you do it wrong, you don’t accept it when it’s wrong, and you still say it after you accept it, then why should I continue to say it? !

11. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

12. Born with a mother but no father, we are born to destroy our outlook on life, values ??and worldview!

13. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but in fact the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must have money!

14. Your mother must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you, so sloppy!

15. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way. Part 2 of the classic euphemistic and satirical sentences in the circle of friends

16. When there is a legend in the world and people are dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs, it is a shame for the audience.

17. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

18. You are willing to be used as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

19. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

20. A fighter among scum, a VIP among scum, your brain has been struck by lightning.

21. When there is something to do, there is no beauty; when there is nothing to do, summer welcomes spring.

22. At the moment, my thoughts are very Dongporou, but my emotions are very salty and pepper pork ribs. -

23. People say that I married you because of flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

24. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

25. Give me a proper position, don’t fart randomly, and don’t take yourself too seriously.

26. Being able to mix so many bad habits of human beings so perfectly, I believe that if you go out on the street in the rain, Thor will feel sorry if he can't touch you.

27. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

28. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. You must have been pinched by your mother when you were born.

29. You graduated from a school for mentally retarded students, got perfect scores on every test, and won the highest scholarship every year.

30. As soon as I open my eyes, I will know that you are a monster. Sentences to reply to sarcastic people in the circle of friends (30 sentences)

Sentences to reply to sarcastic people in the circle of friends Part 1

1. Every time I see you, I have an unusual feeling. This feeling is like what I feel when I have a nightmare.

2. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, and a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.

3. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

4. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure did not take away your world.

5. Just look at it and you will know why there is famine in Africa.

6. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

7. Love is not everything in life. When you are old, you should know that it is only a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

8. The one with wings does not have to be an angel, he may be a birdman.

9. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.

10. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you excrement since you were a child and you didn’t even get to eat from your own farm! It’s true that ‘rich water does not flow to outsiders’!

11. Which school did you graduate from? All your annoying degrees have gone up to postdoctoral level! !

12. I would rather understand you fighting to the death under a gangster, than suffer you to be in a state of ecstasy under a man!

13. A rose lasts forever, a rose lasts forever, it’s just that it’s relatively luxurious and lasts a long time.

14. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

15. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones. Part 2 of replies to sarcastic people in Moments

16. I really don’t understand what these celebrities in China think. They just go to the red carpets at major film festivals every day if they don’t have any works. They are all busy. The aunt squeezed her breasts and exposed her cleavage. Isn't this beautiful? There are also those who kneel down and kiss each other on the red carpet. Do you think that is your bedroom? It’s really embarrassing for the Chinese people to go abroad.

17. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

18. Are nymphomaniacs guilty? Don't worry, even if you are guilty, I will not sin against you, it will only make you feel sick to your stomach.

19. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

20. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

21. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

22. I have always believed that as long as something is put at the hearing, the matter is basically settled - this is an issue that cannot be discussed.

23. Those two things on your face are light bulbs? ! Leave the power unplugged at night! Blind!

24. On a whim, I made a computer desktop with your photo, but I got a computer virus!

25. All women who are doing everything they can must wear the sign of a lady.

26. Zhuge Liang had never led an army before he left the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as having been in love.

28. He looks very innocent, but he looks sorry for the people and the party.

29. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"...

30. How a man dies: Sees a beautiful woman - slanders him to death, gets his hands on a beautiful woman - dies a beautiful woman. Sentences about sarcastic people are suitable for posting on WeChat Moments (a collection of 30 sentences)

Sentences about sarcastic people suitable for posting on Moments Part 1

1. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a small one cannot A woman cannot live without money!

2. Take medicine when you are sick. If you don’t know what medicine to take, go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be one suitable for you.

3. Make a decision with a pat on the head, make a promise with a pat on the chest, and leave with a pat on the butt.

4. A person's death is a cup of tea.

5. I think you are a professional net-weaver, and you specialize in catching penguins.

6. Your head is full of poop, so everything you think about is as directionless as a fly.

7. God will regret not adding a wagging dog's tail to people, thus reducing the effect of countless expressions.

8. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

9. The villain is shameless and values ??profit over death. If you are not afraid of people's execution, you will not care about material discussions.

10. When life maliciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

11. You don’t listen when I say it, you don’t do it when I hear it, you do it wrong when you do it, you don’t accept it when it’s wrong, and you still say it after being convinced, then why should I say it again? !

12. Please don’t insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!

13. Don’t wash it. If it weren’t for the mud, this old car would have fallen apart.

14. I am not a fortune teller, and I can’t tell you what you like to hear.

15. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something. Sentences about sarcastic people are suitable for posting on Moments Part 2

16. I thought you were just with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect that you were also with a combination of two numbers.

17. All projects built in the name of the people. They are all shoddy projects.

18. You are the junior brother of Sun Wukong and the senior brother of Sha Wujing.

19. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. ―The relationship between politeness and clothes.

20. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

21. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

22. It’s all my fault that my son steals things. It’s because I didn’t educate him well. I’m sorry to everyone!

23. When there is a legend in the world, it would be a shame for the audience to be dissatisfied with the city's ups and downs.

24. You have to ask your mother to stuff you back and give you a new birth. You can only do this if your forehead is squeezed into a lump by the door. You must have been pinched by your mother when you were born.

25. I can tell at a glance that you were born from your mother and aliens who had been together for too long.

26. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

27. The world is full of flowers, people have hearts, and men deceive people; they change their hearts when they achieve their goals, pitying the hearts of girls in the world; they break their hearts for men, and men are all flowers;

28 .In the past, a woman wanted to modify me, but in the end she only disassembled my parts and never put them back together with me.

29. Are you trying to block out the sun with such a big face or something?

30. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me. Sentences in WeChat Moments that are euphemistically satirical and can be fake

Sentences in WeChat Moments that are euphemistically satirical and can be faked

1. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

2. You even believe the advertisements, and you will be fooled by reading!

3. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

4. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

5. Don’t pretend to me that you have a wonderful life and a happy life, and don’t wish me happiness. Do you have the qualifications?

6. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

7. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be a cow under his skirt.

8. Marriage is the tomb of love - if there is no house, you can’t even enter the tomb!

9. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

10. I’m sorry to make you laugh.

11. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.

12. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

13. Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling. This feeling is just like the feeling when I have a nightmare.

14. The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and none of what a man says is true; love is eternal, blood is bright red, and a man cannot survive without fighting; if a man is rich , and everyone is destined; if a man is reliable, sows will climb trees!

15. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately - in the end he killed all his students.

Part 2 of sentences in Moments that people can pretend to be euphemistically sarcastic

16. You are just a remainder in a division equation. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it cannot compare to the original, not to mention that your accessory is just a defective product.

17. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

18. How can I bring out the beauty of the world without your presence?

19. You look so creative and live so courageously!

20. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

21. There is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

22. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

23. In the past, a woman wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back together with me.

24. The death of one person is a failure, but the death of millions is just a statistic.

25. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a dollar, hold down "ctrl-c" and then "ctrl-v"....

26. How a man dies: Sees a beautiful woman - slanders him to death, gets his hands on a beautiful woman - dies a beautiful woman.

27. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

28. Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.

29. A big woman cannot be without power for a day, and a little woman cannot be without money for a day!

30. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?