The label of Tieguaishen represents Li himself, just like the registered trademark of the manufacturer.
when the Eight Immortals crossed the sea, they all showed their magical powers. [bowing] [bowing ]
There is no cure, and the best treatment time is missed, just like a broken finger. If you don't surgically connect the meridians as soon as possible, you can't connect them one by one.
Tie Guai Li has been moping all day since he became an immortal. Lv Dongbin, Lan Yanshi and Xiao Xiangzi all have their favorite women, but no one has a crush on him.
Zhang Guolao, though white and childlike, is an old man's face after all. They are in the same boat and often get together to have tea and play chess.
Now, they are playing a game on the big stone under the pine tree. Tie Guai Li said, "Lv Dongbin has a beautiful woman, and she values sex over friends, so she won't come to see me.
and that Xiangzi, Lan Yanhe, is having a good time at this time.
After painstaking efforts, you have become an immortal. So what if you become an immortal? Isn't it just like a secular person? "
Zhang Guolao dropped a chess piece, ha ha smiled and said, "What's so good about it if it's like a bone-scraping steel knife? I am old, which young woman can have a crush on me?
You are a cripple, and people don't like you. "
Tie Guai Li said, "If you can't eat grapes, it's sour. Even if any fairy is interested in you, what about you?" You are old and weak, and you can't do it. People want to supplement Yang, but you can't give it. "
Zhang Guolao said angrily, "Nonsense, you really think I am old, then you are wrong; If you really think you are a kidnapper, you are even more wrong.
Twenty-seven days is the Dharma Body Day, where all the Dharma Bodies of immortals from the Three Realms are enshrined. It's a pity that you and I are too shallow to go for 27 days. If you arrive for 27 days, you will know how beautiful your dharma body is. "
Li Tie turned and said, "How do you know if you haven't seen it? Maybe older and uglier, just like you. "
Zhang Guolao stood up, and kissed her face with displeasure. She said, "Lame, you have no friends when you talk like that. If I am like you, you are also pot calling the kettle black."
when Tie Guai Li saw that he was angry, he said with a smile, "The old man doesn't know how to be funny, and he is impatient.
well, I'll buy you a drink as an accessory. "
Zhang Guolao said, "Your wine is very weak. You don't drink it for nothing."
Li Tie turned and said, "Is it easy? I'll treat you to the Kweichow Moutai at the Yellow Crane Tower. It's not tasteless. "
Zhang Guolao turned his anger into joy and said, "This is almost the same. I haven't traveled to the world for a long time.
By the way, how is the world now? "
Tie Guai Li opened his eyes and said, "At this time, it's the year 221, and it's the time when spring flowers are blooming on earth. The cherry blossoms outside the Yellow Crane Tower are just in bud."
"We can't go like this. People will think that we are acting. So, you become a beautiful young woman and I become a middle-aged man. How about being your husband?"
Zhang Guolao read the formula and said, "Change." A delicate woman is now in front of me.
Tie Guai Li also turned into a beautiful man and said to Zhang Guolao, "Let's go, madam."
a donkey jumped out and ran at Xiangyun. When Zhang Guolao saw that his donkey had run away, he took a step to chase it, followed by Tie Guai Li.
The donkey pressed the cloud, and the two of them also floated down. Not far away, the water was mighty. When asked by a passer-by, he replied, "This is the Songhua River in Jilin City."
They were leading a donkey on the road, and a six-or seven-year-old girl pointed to the donkey and said, "Mom, look at those two people, they are so strange, leading a big dog on the road."
The young woman couldn't help smiling. "That's a donkey, not a dog."
Li Tie turned and said, "If you lead the donkey, others will laugh at you. If you go to the donkey meat restaurant and the boss wants to buy your donkey, will you sell it or not?"
A BMW came from the opposite side, and Li Tie turned and said, "This car is good."
Zhang Guolao said, "What's so strange about this?" With a whisper in the donkey's ear, the donkey turned into a BMW with a long hiss.
Zhang Guolao and Li Tie got on the bus and Zhang Guolao drove away.
Tie Guai Li is a fairy, so he is not a kidnapper. One day, when he went to the mortal world alone, he saw that the market was very lively. Suddenly, he saw Ximen Qing walk into huangpo's shop, cheated with Pan Jinlian, and saw Wu Dalang go to catch a rape. So Tie Guai Li volunteered to help Wu Dalang catch a rape.
Wu Dalang and Tie Guai Li Lei went to the tea shop in huangpo, rushed into the room, and had a big fight with Ximen Qing. Later Lei Wu Dalang couldn't beat Ximen Qing and ran away, leaving a fairy in Tie Guai Li to fight Ximen Qing. As a result, Tie Guai Li was abducted by Ximen Qing, and Tie Guai Li set up Xiangyun and ran back to the sky. His foot was abducted! It hurts! It hurts, but although he is a doctor, he can cure himself.
He set up a auspicious cloud and went down to earth to find Xun Sixun to treat his foot injury, but Xun Sixun went to Huashan to collect fairy grass to treat the world.
Tie Guai Li's foot ached terribly again, and he couldn't find Xun Enxun to treat his foot injury. After a long time, he put off the best time to treat his foot injury, and his ankle was fixed, so he became Tie Guai Li. (Hahahaha, is this story good? )
These stories also reflect that there was no orthopedic surgery in ancient times. At most, there were splints to make fractures heal naturally. Without X-rays, there was no guessing, and some small fractures were unknown, resulting in a high rate of injury and disability. Lameness is a common phenomenon. In modern times, these situations are much less
the unity of man and god.
Tie Guai Li's treasure gourd contains a magic pill, which can cure all diseases, but it can't cure his own leg. It's not that he doesn't want to cure, but to give the working people an amiable and respectable image. If Tie Guai Li is as handsome as Cao Guojiu, isn't that a bit unattainable? How can the poor people ask him for help?
Of course, as a mythical figure, Tie Guai Li's leg disability is closer to the real person. The so-called magic elixir is just a myth. In reality, many brilliant doctors can treat others, but they are powerless to grasp their own life.
fairy tales come from life and are higher than life. True or false, false or true, are actually people's beautiful imagination. No matter what medicine you sell in the gourd, no matter what immortal master you are, it's nonsense if medicine doesn't cure the disease. Nowadays, the streets are full of "Tie Guai Li" who carry medicine gourd, so don't trust them, suit the remedy to the case, or listen to regular doctors. Because, the "panacea" of many quack doctors is just a bait specially used to catch RMB in patients' pockets.
that's the truth.
You don't understand Tie Guai Li's sense of humor.
His crutches are magical. If you throw them away, you will be lame! [Blink of Light] [Blink of Light] [Blink of Light] [Blink of Light ]
After watching the TV series The Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, you should know the plot. Tie Guai Li was a quiet scholar before he ascended to heaven. Later, after practicing in the iron pipe, he became a fairy, and he wanted to be reborn. But I didn't catch up, so I threw a lame man in a hurry.
In fact, this story tells us that no one is perfect. Even if you sit on a fairy, you can't be ten, and you can't be all ten beautiful. You are already a fairy, which can be said to be a lot taller than ordinary people. If you are given a handsome blessing, there will be no fairness. Now that you are a fairy, God will give you a broken body.
In fact, with his magic power, it can be attached to others. Throw away this broken body, but that's against morality. You can't do this, you don't need to fix his feet, and you don't need to delay his walking. That is to say, the image is a little ugly. In fact, it's nothing. In the fairy's view, as long as there is a body attached to the soul.
everything can't be perfect, there is nothing so beautiful. Now that you have become a fairy, you have to pay the price of being a fairy. This story tells us. Even if you achieve the status of a fairy, there is no perfect good thing.