Homophone puns
1. Two lines pop up from an ink fountain - the thinking (silk) path is wrong
2. A bunch of money is nine hundred and nine - out of control
3. Playing the drum with a straw - I don’t want to (sound)
4. Falling into the blue clouds - good luck (cloud)
5. Two taels of cotton wadding - can't talk about it
6. Carrots in October - moving (frozen) heart
7. Wearing glasses at seventy - an old saying (flower)
8. Hold a small pot under your chin - noisy (fried) mouth
9. Don’t hold an umbrella when it rains - you’ll get wet on your head
10. When it rains, the sun comes out - fake love (clear)
11. The big rooster makes a noise - don't mention it (crow)
12. Barley with the skin removed - white man (Ken)
13. Big beard - difficult problem (shaving)
14. Zhangba’s stove—Gaozhao (zao)
15. Burning fire in the mountains and forests - using local materials (firewood)
16. Lighting lamps on the clouds - empty names (Ming)
17. The Master's disciples - idle (virtuous) people)
18. The raft was launched into the water - failed (sinked)
19. Apply lime on the mouth - Bai said (brush)
20. Stir-fried soybeans with lotus root - drilling holes
21. Bricklayer's Hands - Doubtful (Clay)
22. Carrying a lantern under the moon - in name only (Ming Dynasty)
23. Six Seven Eighty-Nine - No Food (10)
24. Wear gloves in June - conservative (hands)
25. Confucius Moves - All Lost (Book)
26. Confucius’ Pocket——Bookworm (bag)
27. Pickled pickles with stone eggs - one word (salt) is hard to describe (into)
28. Breaking the casserole - asking (grain) to the end
29. Sticking chicken feathers on the telephone pole - so bold (duster)
30. Nephew lights lanterns - as usual (uncle)
31. A cobbler does not bring an awl - a true (needle) trade
32. Blow the trumpet at the window - the name (honking) sound is outside
33. The mouse jumped onto the piano - talking nonsense (playing)
34. The belly of the old spider - pure silk
35. Planting cypress trees in the bamboo forest - kissing (green) plus kissing (green l
36. Eating fermented glutinous rice on the first day of the new year - the first time (bad)
37. Using lamp grass as a walking stick ——Can’t be the master (Piano)
38. The birthday boy plays the pipa—A cliché (Piano)
39. The person who holds the boat in his belly is an expert (Navigation)
40. Frozen tofu - difficult to handle (mixed)
41. Monk holding an umbrella - lawless
42. Empty coffin - Mu )
No one in the middle
43. Use straw as a lamp - carelessness (core)
44. Boiled tofu with pickles - no need to say more (salt)
45. There is no need for a heavy hammer to sound the drum - just one point will make it clear (singing)
46. The beans at the bottom of the bowl - Lili (grains) are in the eye
47. Hanging scissors on the flagpole - Gao Cai (cutting)
48. The stopper of the thermos flask - bet (block) the gas
49. Tang Monk chants sutras - a true (true) Sutra
50. Beating gongs on high mountains - famous all over (the sound)
51. Eagle preying - act according to the opportunity (chicken)
Metaphor
52. A teacher boxing all the way - each has his own way
53. A slap can't make a sound - a single palm can't make a sound
54. Full of addition, subtraction, multiplication and division - well aware of it
55. Playing a game of chess for two days - meeting the opponent
56 A grain of rat droppings - spoiling a pot of soup
57. Each person has one trumpet - each blows his own tune
58. Erguotou's bottle - tight mouth
59. Can't hatch a chick in twenty-one days - bad guy
60. Cockscombs in October - Laolaihong
61. Fifteen people chatting - all talking
62. Fifteen buckets to fetch water - seven up and eight down
61. Seven coins divided in half - neither three nor four
63. Pomegranate in August - a head full of ideas
64. Persimmons in August—the older they get, the redder they become
65. Learning to play the wind and percussion at the age of eighty - not much future
66. Sugar cane in September - sweet to the core
67. Walking on the Jiuqu Bridge - taking a detour
68. Looking forward to the moon on thirty nights - no hope
69. Drinking herbal tea in the dog days of summer - feeling happy all over
70. Three people and two whiskers - rare
71. Three-legged bench - unstable
72. Flood washed away the Dragon King Temple - one family did not recognize the other family
73. Big pine trees used as firewood - overuse of materials
74. A big girl rides in a sedan chair - the first time
75. Monk Zhang Er - confused
76. Spring couplets on the door - a pair of red
77. Elephant's butt - can't be pushed
78. Threshing wheat on a rainy day - difficult to end
79. Carry straw on your back on a rainy day - the more you carry, the heavier it gets
80. Crossing the single-plank bridge on a snowy day - feeling anxious
81. Picking stars from the sky - whimsical
82. A mule in Shanxi imitates a donkey's braying - a southern accent and a northern tune
83. A mouse in a cave - looking around
84. Sending goose feathers from thousands of miles away - the gift is light but the friendship is heavy
85. Having rock candy in your mouth - sweet mouth
86． A thief enters the pasture and steals the sheep
87. Opened bottle of soju - delicious
88. Rootless duckweed - cannot become a pillar
89. The toad at the bottom of the well - little knowledge
90. The soil on Tai Sui's head - cannot be moved
91. Rooster tail - raised high
92. Horse Tail Skewered Tofu – Can’t mention it; don’t mention it
93. Hanging crab on the plane - eight legs in the air
94. Chatting on the plane - empty talk
95. The tortoise eats the weight - determined
96. Wang Xiaoer celebrates the New Year - one year is worse than the other
97. Wang Po sells melons - selling herself and boasting
98. Carvings at the bottom of the well - profound
99. Nails on the board - everything counts
100. Shaving your head with a kitchen knife - dangerous
101. A turtle is looking for a soft-shelled turtle - it's exactly the same thing
102. The bull's head is wrong and the horse's mouth is wrong - nonsense
103. Entering the city gate with a long bamboo pole - unable to turn
104. Lighting a lantern under the moon is unnecessary
105. The wind blows the grass on the wall - falling on both sides
106. Sixty-year-old trumpeter - following the trend
107. Wear a leather hat in June - a hard hat
108. Throwing an egg at a rock - overestimating one's own capabilities
109. Catching the moon from the bottom of the water and picking the stars from the sky - I thought I couldn't do it
110. Confucius sang opera--exporting it well
111. Planting onions on rocks - wasted effort
112. The Dragon King appears - showing his teeth and claws
113． Playing half the drum——beating on the sidelines
114. To pretend to be fat - to save face
115. Last year's imperial calendar - useless
116. The flag in the ancient temple - unique
117. The fan in winter - no one likes it
118 The torch in mid-air - Gao Ming
119. The Dragon King of the Four Seas uses his weapons - there is water inside and outside
120. Eyes on the top of the head - arrogant
121. Playing the piano to a cow - wasted effort
122． The old lady lives in a high-rise building - a dilemma
123. The mouse got into the bellows--it got the blame from both ends
124. The old monk's wooden fish - born to be beaten
125. Buying and selling on the meat table - fussing over every detail
126. Lantern shell - beautiful on the outside but empty on the inside
127. The water in the gutter—can’t even lift it up
128. Red and blue pencils - knifed at both ends
129. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain
130. Kill the chicken to show the monkey - kill one to serve as a warning to others
131. Tofu mix
Fermented bean curd - the more you mix it, the more confused it becomes
132. Peanut shells, green onion skins - one layer in a tube
133. Snails in dry land - hard to open their mouths
134. The lice on the bald man's head - it's obvious
135. Buddha's table - untouchable
136. Bamboo shoots under the bed - they don’t grow tall
137. The rag on the stove - wipe the oil
138. Ostrich in the desert - caring about the head but not the tail
139. Duckweed without roots - helpless
140. The eyeless flute—can’t play it for a long time
141. The tip of a needle versus the awn of wheat - tit for tat
142. Tie reeds to the tail - pretending to be a big rooster
143. Paper lantern—pierced with one poke
144. ． The dog bit Lu Dongbin - not recognizing a good heart
145. The Clay Bodhisattva crosses the river - he cannot save himself
146. Clay Bodhisattva’s eyes - beads but no light
147． Green-skinned olives—bitter first and then sweet
148. Wind and rain at night - whereabouts unknown
149. Meat on the chopping board - ready to be slaughtered
150. A mute eats Coptis chinensis - he has nowhere to complain
151. Grab your eyebrows and beard - regardless of priority
152. Lanterns at Nantianmen——Shine high
153. The water in the tea shop - boil away
154. Grasshoppers after autumn - they can only jump for a few days
156. ． Mosquitoes bite eggs—everywhere
157. Burning incense and driving out the monks - overshadowing the guests
158. Ants on a hot pot - desperate
159. Iron Rooster - never plucks a hair out
160. Deaf Ears - Decoration
161. The pawns on the chessboard can only advance, not retreat
162. Buns in a steamer - Arrogance
Stories
163. Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea - Each Showing His Magical Power
164. Crying Jia Mu in the Grand View Garden - Everyone has his own sadness
165. The Cowherd makes an appointment with the Weaver Girl—see you later
166. Kong Ming’s strategy of empty city – turning danger into safety ‘
167. Mr. Ye is fond of dragons - duplicity
168. The White Bone Spirit brings food to Tang Monk - a false heart and a false intention
169. Bao Gong adjudicates the case - impartial and impartial
170. Cheng Yaojin appeared halfway - suddenly
171. Sima Zhao’s heart—everyone knows it
172. Dead Zhuge scares away living Zhongda - life is worse than death
173. Wu Zixu passed Zhaoguan - his hair turned white overnight
174. Liu Bei invites Zhuge Liang - he is eager to think of the wise
General remarks
1. The eight immortals crossing the sea - each showing his magical powers
2. The white lady drank realgar wine - her true form appeared
3. Dumplings were boiled in the teapot - there was too much to pour out
4. Blowing the trumpet out the window - Ming (honking) ) sound outside
5. Horse racing on the bow - desperate
6. Overturned five-flavor bottle - sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, everything
7. Breaking the casserole - asking the end
8. The lamp oil dries up - the fire burns the core (heart)
9. A drop of water can penetrate a stone - not a day's work
10. Tying chicken feathers to telephone poles - such a big duster
11. Picking up sesame seeds after losing the watermelon - losing a lot for a small amount
12. In the winter paddy field Planting wheat - a strange plant (zai)
13. The stones in the manure pit - smelly and hard
14. Blowing fire with a rolling pin - clueless
15. Anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes - overkill
16. Toad jumps into the well - don't understand (plop)
17. Sprinkle a handful of salt into the boiling oil pan - it explodes
18. Han Xin ordered troops - the more the better
19. Good mud makes a good stove - good intentions will not be rewarded
20. Monkeys fishing for the moon ——Busy in vain
21. The weasel greets the rooster for the New Year—not well-intentioned
22. Jiang Taigong fishes—those who wish to take the bait take the bait
23. Stepping on two boats - swaying
24. Walking on the Jiuqu Bridge - taking a detour
25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture - selfless
26. Confucius moved house - it’s all a loss (book)
27. Confucius’ inkstone - the heart is too dark
28. The tiger’s butt - cannot be touched
29. The old woman eats porridge - shameless and obscene
30. The mouse crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat her.
31. The old woman opened her mouth - endless sight (teeth)
32. The ears of the deaf - decoration
33. The lion on Marco Polo Bridge - —Countless
34. Lu Zhishen became a monk - no worries
35. A cat cries over a mouse - fake compassion
36. Looking through the crack in the door ——Looking down on people
37. Clay Bodhisattva crossing the river - unable to protect oneself
38. Riding a donkey to read the song book--we'll see
39. Bricks for building walls - coming from behind
40. Sending goose feathers from a thousand miles - friendship is more important than courtesy
41. Ginger - old and spicy
42 , Fifteen buckets to fetch water - seven up and eight down
43. Four taels of cotton - no talk (bomb)
44. Fire in the temple - wonderful (temple) Zai (disaster)
45. Sun Dasheng had a headache after listening to the tight spell
46. The telescope at the observatory - so high and far away
47. Sores on the top of the head and soles of the feet Pus discharge--very bad
48. Nephew lights lantern--as usual (uncle)
49. Wearing a skirt on a snowy day--beautiful and moving (frozen) person
50. Tofu mixed with green onions - one clear (green) and two white
51. A dumb man eats Coptis chinensis - he cannot tell the pain
52. A dumb man files a lawsuit - —It’s hard to say anything
53. You can eat three liters of rice in one meal - a big belly
54. Yue Fei’s back tattoo - Serving the country with loyalty
55. Morning Blooming red plums - a unique one
56. The two-foot-tall monk - confused
57. Sesame blossoms - growing taller and taller
58. Zhu Bajie Entering the land of women - I don’t want to leave
59. Fetching water from a bamboo basket - in vain
60. Playing the trumpet on a plane - singing a high-pitched tune
From the Three Kingdoms Afterwords
Cao Cao reincarnates - he is very suspicious. Cao Cao employs people based on talent
Huang Zhong called for formation - refused to accept the old straw boat and borrowed arrows - returned with a full load
Zhang Fei Sleeping—Don’t close your eyes Huang Zhong shoots arrows—hits all the time
Zhang Fei collects debts—Kong Ming practices the piano with ferocity—a cliché
Kill Guan Yu—put the blame on Dong Zhuo and goes to Beijing—with bad intentions
Ma Di's use of troops - exaggerated and the emperor surrendered to Wei - shameless
Zhang Fei went into battle - rampaged against Adou and became an official - in name but not real
Zhang Fei's embroidery - coarse and fine Guan Yu Attending a banquet - brave and courageous
Zhang Fei demolishes bridges - brave and foolhardy Adou's country - given away for free
Zhang Fei wears a mask - shows his big eyes Liu Bei knits straw sandals - expert
Guan Yu opens the phoenix eye - wants to kill people
Zhao Zilong sends troops - returns to victory
Xu Chu fights Ma Chao - goes into battle shirtless
Fiercely swings the sword - murderous intent Tengteng
Zhang Fei eats the weight - determined
Zhang Fei stages the massacre - vicious and vicious
Liu Bei throws the child - wins people's hearts
Liu Bei Borrowing money from Jingzhou - nothing to repay
Xu Shu entered Cao's camp - without saying a word
Cao Cao went to Wancheng - fled in defeat
Cao Cao Meeting Ma Chao - cutting off his beard and abandoning his robe
Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts - a piece of cake
Guan Yunchang farts - not knowing how to blush
Cao Cao meets Jiang Qian - Extremely unlucky
Guan Yu sneezes - self-bragging
Zhang Fei fights against Guan Yu - forgetting old friendship
Guan Yu walks to Maicheng - the end is coming
Zhuge Liang pays filial piety - hypocritical benevolence and righteousness
Zhang Fei fights Ma Chao - regardless of outcome
Zhang Fei sells weights - strong people and strong goods
Lu Subduing Kong Ming - bowing to the ground
Guan Yu entering the palace - going straight in
Guan Yu opening a knife shop - genuine goods
Guan Yu guarding his sister-in-law - friendship
For the most important purpose
Sima praised Zhuge - willing to accept the defeat
Guan Yu worked as a carpenter - took drastic measures
Kong Ming frowned - he was planning on it
Zhang Fei plays tricks - it's easy
Kong Ming borrows the east wind - makes clever use of time
Huang Zhong wields a sledgehammer - Lao Dang Yizhuang
Pang Tong becomes the county magistrate - overqualified and underused
Guan Yu had a nosebleed - red on top of red
Jiang Qian stole the book - his cleverness was mistaken for his cleverness
Kong Ming used the empty city strategy - he had no choice but to
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Huang Zhong makes friends - the old heart never grows old
Zhang Fei threads the needle - big eyes stare at small eyes
Zhang Fei sells tofu - strong people and goods are not strong
Kong Ming’s bag of tips - endless strategies
Cao Cao and Zhuge Liang - different tempers
Watching the Three Kingdoms shed tears - worrying about the ancients
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Zhang Fei catches grasshoppers - he is too strong to use them
Liu Bei's empire - Sun Quan who cried
Zhou Yu plans Jingzhou - he accompanies his wife and defeats his troops
Cooking beans and burning bean sprouts - treating one's own family
Lü Bu plays Diao Chan - the hero is saddened by the beauty's pass
Guan Yu surrenders to Cao Cao - in Cao's camp The heart is in Han
Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai - one is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer
Zhuge Liang plays with dogs - once smart, he was confused for a while
Sima Yan deposed the leader of Wei ——Following the old formula
Guan Yu scrapes bones to cure poison——No pain
Sima Zhao’s heart——everyone knows it (many people know it)
Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times - it's so hard to ask
Kong Ming borrowed arrows from a straw boat - never returned them
Guan Yu read "Spring and Autumn" - it was clear at a glance
Through the door Look at Zhuge Liang - look down on the hero
Kong Ming beheaded Ma Su with tears - law enforcement is like a mountain
Scold Liu Bei in front of Zhang Fei - looking for anger
Lu Su boarded Kong Ming's ship - confused
Sima Yi broke the Bagua array - pretended to understand if he didn't understand
Zhuge Liang burned incense and played the harp - made a fuss
Zhuge Liang's Goose feather fan - mysterious
Zhuge Liang's battle with the Confucian scholars - all with one mouth
Zhao Yun's battle with Changbanpo - showing his power
Kong Ming Empty city strategy - turning danger into safety
Cao Cao was defeated on Huarong Road - the army was in chaos
Cao Cao was defeated on Huarong Road - as expected
Guan Gong used a big knife in front of him - Overestimating one's own capabilities
Kong Ming played the piano and retreated to Zhongda - remained calm in the face of danger
Looking for the beautiful bearded man in Guandi's temple - determined
Zhou Yu fell ill. Luhuadang - Qi Sha
Eating Cao Cao's food and doing Liu Bei's work - eating inside and outside