Advanced sarcastic sentences to post on Moments Part 1

1. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

2. You act like an animal and still want to pretend to be a sanctimonious gentleman. How shameless!

3. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.

4. Don’t say to me: "Actually you are very good" when we break up. Then you dump me?

5. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

6. All women who are capable of doing their best have the sign of a lady.

7. When your mother gave birth to you, did you still look back the same way?

8. No sharp words can express the indignation I feel towards you at this moment.

9. Do excellent work that is neither busy nor idle, and live a wonderful life that is neither salty nor dull.

10. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

11. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange breed. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

12. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

13. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

14. Your head is full of poop, so everything you think about is as directionless as a fly.

15. You should be a little self-aware, so why don’t you say anything? Your intelligence is exposed as soon as you speak.

16. The farthest distance in the world is not the end of the world, or the separation between life and death, but the fact that I was born in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

17. When everyone can use each other, it is because each other is not strong enough.

18. If I lose this life, I don’t want the next life either.

19. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot help you solve.

20. Your appearance is very refreshing. Advanced sarcastic sentences to post on Moments Part 2

21. It’s really nothing, but when Big Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.

22. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

23. Lei Feng did good things without leaving his name, but he recorded everything in his diary.

24. Hi! Brother, how can you develop more horizontally than vertically?

25. People invented clothes to hide their shame and took off their clothes because of fashion. ―The relationship between politeness and clothes.

26. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

27. Looking at you like that, I really doubt that the national eugenics program has been properly implemented. Why didn’t your mother find out that you were a bitch when she was pregnant with you?

28. The scourge that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots, and the descendants of our ancestors who are humiliated by it.

29. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

30. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; dreaming when nominated for the gold medal.

31. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. In the end, I said "Japanese people also use personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

32. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

33. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

34. The light is glowing! Thank you! I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don’t care about the rest!

35. Don’t think that just because you are younger than me, you can dance around for a few more days. The coffin contains dead people, not old people!

36. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

37. Your face has become a globally famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

38. The longer I stay in contact with people, the more I like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and sometimes people are not people!

39. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

40. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow. Senior sarcastic sentences suitable for posting on Moments (30 selected sentences)

Senior sarcastic sentences suitable for posting on Moments Part 1

1. There is nothing special about you. It’s just that your face is strong enough...

2. If you chase me naked for two kilometers and I look back, I will be considered a gangster!

3. You are such a bitch, how dare you come out to meet people? If good people don't do it, they have to act like dogs.

4. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

5. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

6. I don’t want to hit you anymore. I can tell you are a mule as soon as I look at you, a piece of shit.

7. I don’t know if I went to college or if college went to me.

8. Dreams are full, but reality is skinny.

9. You are so smart, you actually know that you are a human being.

10. He who says he is a gentleman but does not mean what he says is a villain; everyone knows how to be wary of villains, but only those who praise Yao and Shun in words, agree with Jie and Zhou in heart, swear by mountains and seas with their mouths but harbor traps in their hearts, will be the last to It's hard to measure. This kind of duplicitous hypocrite will do the right thing for you

11. Don’t be afraid of being used by others. If others use you, it shows that you are still valuable.

12. How long is one minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

13. You will know why there is famine in Africa.

14. You think you are the sun and others have to revolve around you. You have to know that there is only one Earth in the universe, and it may even make your arrogance explode.

15. Men have eight fears: first, they are afraid that their lover will get pregnant, second, they are afraid that their wife will work hard, third, they are afraid that the lady is sick, fourth, they are afraid of public reaction, fifth, they are afraid that their lover will be cheated, sixth, they are afraid of mahjong fireworks, and seventh, they are afraid that stolen money will be stolen. , eight are afraid of failure. Advanced satirical sentences suitable for posting on Moments Part 2

16. A camel gives birth to a donkey, a strange breed. You have to study the Three Cardinal Principles and Five Constant Principles when you were a child, and behave accordingly.

17. If you are destined not to give me the response I expect. Then stick to a safe distance.

18. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

19. Make decisions with a pat on your head, make promises with a pat on your chest, and leave with a pat on the back.

20. People like you can only live for two episodes at most in a TV series.

21. I firmly believe that your musical talent definitely does not lie in the display of simple vocals.

22. All projects built in the name of the people. They are all shoddy projects.

23. Love is not everything in life. When you are older, you should know that it is just a part of life. Children love each other every day. Even women will despise a man who is trapped by love.

24. The hair is gone and the dandruff is even better!

25. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person.

26. Explanation is cover-up, cover-up is fact.

27. If fooling around is done well, it is called love; occupying, if done well, is called marriage; frigidity, if done well, is called strict chastity; impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

28. The difference between a lie and an oath is: one is taken seriously by the listener, and the other is taken seriously by the teller.

29. You are wasting air when you are alive, and you are wasting land and RMB when you are dead.

30. Do you know how the field your family farmed died? Your mother fed you excrement since you were a child and you didn’t even get to eat from your own farm! It’s true that ‘rich water does not flow to outsiders’! Sentences that are sarcastic when posted on WeChat Moments to refer to Sang and Huaihuai (a collection of 30 sentences)

Sentences to sarcastically post to WeChat Moments to refer to Sang and Huaihuai (Part 1)

1. The thing that goes into someone’s hole is a plug, and there is a hole. What was plugged into was the socket!

2. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, and a loose-headed person is willing to be a cow under the skirt.

3. If the fooling around is done well, it is called love; if the domination is done well, it is called marriage; if the frigidity is done well, it is called strict chastity; and the impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

4. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded me this way.

5. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

6. People say that I married you with flowers stuck in cow dung. In fact, I never thought that you were cow dung, but - dog dung.

7. Women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but in fact the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must have money!

8. When everyone can use each other, it is because each other is not strong enough.

9. I really don’t want to use my endless colorful vocabulary to attack your barren language.

10. How should I put it, as long as your meanness does not affect us.

11. You are willing to use it as toilet paper for others, but they still think that the soft paper stains your fingers, and the hard paper scratches your buttocks.

12. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans!

13. Born with a mother but no father, we are born to destroy our outlook on life, values ??and worldview!

14. I would rather understand you resisting desperately under a gangster than endure you being in a state of ecstasy under a man!

15. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves. Post a sarcastic sentence on WeChat Moments (Part 2)

16. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men tell more lies in bed than anywhere else.

17. Who are you making that expression with? The loan I owe you is about to expire or something.

18. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P.

19. Snoring loudly when going to bed, often wearing underwear inside out.

20. Use your 2B pencil to draw your life.

21. Don’t dare to yell at me for thinking that you are Popeye after eating some spinach.

22. What I want most is to be one of your teeth, because at least you will feel pain without me.

23. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.

24. I thought you were just playing with the number in the middle, but I didn’t expect you were playing with a combination of two numbers.

25. I only like the flowers that add to the cake, but who is willing to give the charcoal in the snow.

26. It’s all my fault that my son steals things. It’s because I didn’t educate him well. I’m sorry to everyone!

27. Don’t talk to me, because I don’t understand. In the eyes of others, it is very stupid for me and a pig to quarrel.

28. Life always likes to throw me as a tug-of-war rope between angels and devils. In order to retaliate against them, I decided to make a straw rope, break it, and then they all roll aside.

29. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

30. Don’t say to me: “Actually you are very good” when we break up. Then you dump me? Sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people

Sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people Part 1

1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.

2. Why are you covering your face with your butt!

3. If the fooling around is done well, it is called love; if the domination is done well, it is called marriage; if the frigidity is done well, it is called strict chastity; and the impotence is called strict chastity. , if you hide it well, you can stay calm.

4. Even though I am small, when I work hard to live for myself, I am still great, but I don’t know the size of greatness. -

5. He is always calm before encountering temptation; he is always unyielding before being tortured!

6. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do!

7. You said that besides being idle all day long, you would also do some crazy things.

8. I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die immediately.

9. I lowered my head and remained silent, not because I was humble, but because I was looking for bricks.

10. Do you know how your farm died? Your mother fed you excrement since you were a child and you didn’t even get to eat from your own farm! It’s true that ‘rich water does not flow to outsiders’!

11. The roundest thing in the world does not have to be a ball, it can also be a person.

12. I am really surprised at your shamelessness.

13. A cold-faced person is ashamed of an adulterer, but he is willing to be a cow under his skirt.

14. Look, look at your face, it’s called a shoehorn face, it’s an authentic pig kidney face!

15. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and you use sweet words to deceive people's hearts. (Quotation Collection) Part 2 of sentences suitable for posting on Moments to satirize people

16. The four great tragedies in life: a drop of rain after a long drought; meeting an old friend in a foreign land, a creditor; a night of flowers and candles in the wedding room, next door; and when nominated for the gold list ,dream.

17. Your appearance is very refreshing! !

18. The head is pointed and the body is as thin as silver, not even a centimeter on the scale. His eyes are on his butt, and he only recognizes clothes but not people!

19. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant, give you a little moonlight and you will be romantic, light a lamp and you will be dazzling, give you a candlelight and you will be flooded.

20. Children treat toys as companions, and adults treat companions as toys.

21. Your voice is like Shakespeare and Zorro, scratchy and left-field.

22. Life becomes lonely; dreams become cup; games become all-nighters; nude photos and selfies become; food fear becomes; certificates are fake; women become men; boys become effeminate; life becomes virtual; marriage becomes flashy .

23. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

24. Don’t drag yourself in front of me like you have 25,000 to 80,000 yuan, just put on a good pose and pretend!

25. I don’t remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.

26. Don’t say to me: “Actually you are very good” when we break up. Then you dump me?

27. I don’t know why you smile all day long, it’s like your rag shoes are bursting with thread.

28. Can you stand taller when you look at me? My neck will be sore if I always look down at you.

29. When the sky is still so blue and the clouds are still so cool, you should not cry, because my departure has not taken away your world.

30. You can do whatever you want, but the word bitch is not even worthy of being used on you!