There are four of Mr. Ma’s most proud disciples. Ma Laozi has one eye and a crooked mouth; Ma Laozi has a fat face; Ma Laosan is as lean as a monkey; only Ma Laosi has beautiful features and is young and free-spirited. After the division was over, Ma Lao Er went to Guangzhou, Ma Lao Er went to Hangzhou, and Ma Lao San went to Nanjing. Old Man Ma especially liked Ma Laosi, so he kept him by his side and taught him the trick of "catching swans with flying hands".
Ma Laosi has learned the unique skill of "catching swans with flying hands" and is ready to go out and conquer the world. Old Man Ma was helpless by him, so he wrote three letters and said to Mr. Ma: "You can go out if you want, but you are only allowed to go to your three senior brothers, and you are not allowed to run around by yourself. This letter is for you respectively. Whenever the three senior brothers go to a place, they should send the letter first and then leave the message. No mistakes will be made." Ma Laosi agreed. At that moment, Old Man Ma personally sent the first letter and bought a train ticket to Guangzhou for him.
When Ma Laosi arrived in Guangzhou City, as soon as the train stopped, he heard a noise and faint shouts of "Welcome, welcome". He saw that the platform was crowded with people shaking red and green. The person holding the flag seemed to be welcoming some distinguished guest. Taking a closer look, the men and women were well-dressed, but they were either lame, hunchbacked, or had slanted eyes and gaping mouths. Very few of them had sound limbs.
Ma Laosi jumped off the train. When those "live treasures" saw him, the shouts of "Welcome, welcome" became louder and louder. Ma Laosi thought to himself, this posture seems to welcome me. Yes, but I have never met them! While he was stunned, a group of big men in black clothes suddenly came. Without any explanation, they surrounded him and walked to a grand master's chair. They said respectfully to a man wearing silk and sunglasses sitting on the chair: "Uncle, here you go." The man took off his sunglasses with a smile, squinted one eye and said, "Fourth brother, long time no see." Ma Laosi took a look, wasn't this the one-eyed Ma Lao Si? He couldn't help but said with great joy: "Brother, what are all these people doing at the station?" Boss Ma laughed and said, "These are all my brothers, specially here to support you." Then Ma Laosi suddenly realized.
Boss Ma arrived in Guangzhou and gathered a group of gangsters, known as the "Xuanyi Gang", who caused chaos in the city of Guangzhou.
On that day, Boss Ma had a three-day feast to welcome his junior brother. On the fourth day, Ma Laosi said: "Brother, I want to go for a walk alone." Ma Laosi nodded and said, "That's fine, eldest brother is busy with official duties and has no time to spend more time with me." When Lao Si heard this, he couldn't help laughing: a You ruffian, do you have any official business?
Ma Laosi came to a bank, where a crowd of people were waiting to withdraw money. He was aiming at a target and was about to strike when he was suddenly tapped on the shoulder. Ma Laosi shivered, and his heart almost jumped out of his throat. I saw a man in black clothes with big teeth and rat eyes standing behind him and said with a flattering smile: "The fourth master is short of money. I have some here. You can spend it as you like." As he said this, he held a pile of Yuan Datou with both hands, which annoyed the people in line. They all turned their heads and looked strangely. Ma Laosi gritted his teeth with hatred, waved his hand, turned around and walked away. The man didn't chase him, he just kept shouting: "Four masters, please go away."
For two days in a row, Ma Laosi never succeeded. No matter where he went or what he wanted to steal, he would immediately steal it. A man in black clothes would appear out of nowhere and bring him something. What a steal! He was greatly disappointed. I thought, let's go to Ma Lao Er's place. So he followed the teacher's instructions, first sent the letter, and then said goodbye to Boss Ma.
Ma Laosi came to Hangzhou with a cruel heart and had to satisfy his addiction. Unexpectedly, as soon as the train entered Hangzhou Station, Ma Laosi felt that something was wrong in the atmosphere. He saw many sentries inside and outside the station, full of police officers with loaded guns. Ma Laosi braced himself and rushed to the exit. Unexpectedly, before he reached the exit, four policemen with box guns surrounded him with a roar, and they all raised their hands towards him: Ma Laosi was scared to death. After taking a closer look, the four policemen were not trying to beat him, but were saluting him. One of them said: "Sir, our chief has invited you." Ma Laosi became more and more confused. Then he looked at the police chief who came quickly, with a fat head and nostrils upturned. He was exactly the pig-headed horse man he was looking for. The fourth child is happy again. Since ancient times, the police and thieves have been in the same family. Who would have thought that in the Republic of China, the world would be policemen and robbers. Needless to say, this scary scene at the station must be the formation arranged by the second senior brother to welcome him.
It turned out that after Ma Laoer arrived in Hangzhou, he stole a large amount of property, but was chased by the patrol police several times until he was desperate.
He gritted his teeth, poured out all his money, opened up his upper and lower joints, and bought the official position of police chief to take charge of the police. For a time, robberies sprang up in Hangzhou, but no one paid attention to them.
The official Ma Lao Er is much more majestic than the gangster Ma Lao Er: he personally accompanies Ma Lao Si in the police car every day to travel around the mountains and rivers. After a few days, Ma Laosi got tired of playing and asked to go for a walk alone. Unexpectedly, Ma Lao Er gave an order, and four large policemen carrying box guns, two in front and two behind, protected Ma Lao Si and walked onto the street without leaving. Ma Laosi couldn't help but secretly complained: Why do the boss and the second boss have the same taste? It seems that the problem lies with the master's letter. Come on, let’s not visit Hangzhou anymore and go to Nanjing.
This time, Ma Laosi left without sending a letter. When he arrived at Nanjing Station, he stretched his head and saw that the station was deserted. Ma Laosi walked all the way and came to Linsen Road unknowingly. I suddenly looked up and saw a gate with a high wall in front of me, with a Japanese flag on it, and two stone lions sitting in front of it, which looked so majestic. Ma Laosi didn't know that this was the Presidential Palace of the Republic of China. When he saw the carved beams and painted pillars and lush flowers and plants inside the door, he said: "Interesting" and rushed in. Before he could get close to the door, there was a click, two sharp bayonets were crossed in front of his eyes, and the sentry fiercely pushed him away.
How has Ma Laosi ever experienced such cowardice? At this moment, a black car screeched to a stop beside him, and a white-skinned foreigner got out. Not only did the sentry not stop him, he saluted him like a son meeting his father. Ma Laosi cursed in his heart: "Good boy, if you drive me away and let the foreign devils in, are you still Chinese?" He suddenly had the idea of ??revenge.
After a while, the foreigner went out again and came towards the car. Ma Laosi rushed forward and asked politely, "Sir, what time is it?" Seeing that he was handsome and like a distinguished person, the foreigner rolled up his sleeves and looked at the gold watch on his wrist. He replied: "Ten o'clock", then got into the car and drove away. In the blink of an eye, Ma Laosi had used his unique skill of "catching a swan with flying hands", took the gold watch into his hand, threw it into his bag, and walked away.
With this theft, Ma Laosi made a huge fool of himself.
This foreigner is Mr. Strong, the U.S. special envoy to China, and the stolen "Pirate" gold-case watch was a birthday gift from his wife. Strong was furious and lodged a strong objection to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Republic of China. The minister did not dare to neglect and reported to the president. When Chiang Kai-shek heard the news, he immediately ordered the police chief to solve the case within three days, otherwise he would be dismissed and investigated. When the police chief saw the president's handwriting, he was immediately dumbfounded. This case has no beginning and no end. Where can we investigate it? Let alone three days, even three months might be a waste of effort. After thinking about it, Ju You went to ask his brothers for help.
The chief brother of the police chief is the skinny monkey horse laosan. When Ma Laosan first came to Nanjing, the director was just a section chief. Ma Laosan helped him solve a major robbery case, and the two became friends. Later, the section chief was promoted to the chief of the police department, and Ma Laosan relied on his official position to control the "Gentlemen's Gang" in Nanjing. From then on, thieves and policemen worked together.
The director came to see Ma Laosan with a box of gold bars. He explained the stakes with a grimace. Ma Laosan laughed a few times and slapped his skinny chest. He said: "Don't worry, the watch will be delivered within three days. However, I have to use the Great Hall of the People." The director was grateful and agreed.
That night, all the "Gentlemen's Gang" held an emergency meeting in the Great Hall. The 3,600 seats were packed, and the aisles were packed with "standing-room tickets." Ma Laosan was sitting on the stage with a strange look on his face. He coughed violently, and the venue fell silent. He asked in a sharp voice: "Is there anyone worthy of showing off today? To be honest, there is an American whose surname is Death, Death..." He forgot his name for a moment and only remembered the pronunciation: "That fucking surname is Death, lost." A gold case watch, I promise to return it to him. If any of you get it, the third master will not blame you, but will reward you." After that, he poured out the box of gold bars sent by the director on the table. .
No matter how loud Ma Laosan shouted, no one handed over his statement. He panicked and shouted angrily: "Listen, within three days, you are only allowed to take watches and nothing else. Anyone who disobeys the order will be killed! Whoever hands over the watch will own the gold. Adjourn the meeting!" The "gentlemen" dispersed with a roar.
This time, the people of Nanjing suffered. For a time, countless watches were stolen, their prices rose, and public resentment boiled. Every night, the leaders of the "Gentlemen's Gang" would gather in the Great Hall of the National People's Congress to report "stealing fruit" to Ma Lao San. The watches handed over to him were piled up in a hill, and Ma Lao San was asked to look at them one by one, treating the meeting place of each National Congress representative as a A temporary command center for thieves and thieves.
Let’s talk about two things. Let’s talk about Ma Laosi. He was wandering on the street that day when he suddenly saw two people with sly eyebrows following him. He couldn’t help but be secretly amused. He didn't say anything. When they got closer, he turned around quickly and passed between them. Then he sneered and threw two wallets over. He said contemptuously: "You can't even look at your own things, and you still want to do something in front of the uncle?" When the two of them saw it, it was the wallets they were throwing. Knowing that they had met a master, they knelt down and bowed, asking for recognition. master. Ma Laosi had never been called master before, so he was itching to be called "master" at this time, and said: "That's all, I will teach you two tricks to ensure that you have food to eat."
The two of them were called "Master". Qian Wu and Zhao Liu are both "gentlemen" under Ma Laosan. That night, they booked a private seat upstairs in the "Big Sanyuan" and performed the apprenticeship ceremony. Ma Laosi was very excited to accept a disciple for the first time. He had a cup on the left and a cup on the right. He drank very happily. Unexpectedly, he was drunk and talked a lot, and his words were smooth, and he actually revealed that he had stolen Strong's watch.
At this moment, Qian Wu and Zhao Liu were stunned. They did not expect that this audacious thing was actually done by their new master. If Master Ma knew, they would still be alive? Qian Wu hurriedly winked at Zhao Liu, and the two of them said something to each other, which made Ma Laosi dizzy and soon became drunk.
Zhao Liu said: "Keep an eye on this guy, I'll report it." After that, he flew downstairs.
Ma Laosan led a group of thugs and rushed to the "Big Three Yuan" in a hurry. He eagerly opened the black leather bag in Ma Laosi's arms and took a look. Sure enough, it was the gold watch. His face suddenly turned green with anger. He shouted: "Hit me!" In an instant, seven or eight rough men rushed up, surrounded Ma Laosi, who was as drunk as mud, and beat him severely. Ma Laosan saw that there was another letter in the bag, which was written "Mr. Ma Laosan personally opened it". When he opened it, he realized that it was his junior brother Ma Laosi. He hurriedly shouted: "Stop fighting, stop it!" At this moment After a while, Ma Laosi was out of breath.
When Old Man Ma heard that Mr. Ma had died, he was extremely sad and soon stretched out his legs. This bad trick of "catching the swan with flying hands" has never been seen since.
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