1. Teacher, if you continue to ignore the school bell, then we will ignore the school bell.

2. What is unity? Just let go of the class together during the tug-of-war! Damn, this is called unity! !

3. A person is like a program. If you always make me crash, I will have to uninstall you.

4. Edison went out with a couple and later invented the light bulb.

5. There are thousands of men in the world, but if you are unhappy, you will change them every day.

6. My biggest wish is: beautiful women without clothes!

7. Eat more celery, no need to ask, it will lower blood pressure.

8. Sometimes I take out my ID card when I feel that I have become ugly, and then I find that I am worrying too much.

9. She is mine, don’t touch her! You can’t afford to pay for it if it gets damaged. If you think it’s cute, please repost it!

10. Who is my future girlfriend currently dating?

11. Don’t chirp behind my back. If you see that I’m unhappy, come out and kill me if you have the guts.

12. Don’t always be a scapegoat. If you have the ability, do it the other way around.

13. The person burning incense may not be a monk, but a panda!

14. Who said that all crows in the world are as black as black? In fact, one is darker than the other!

15. I am purely fictitious. If you encounter someone online, you will be in trouble!

16. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hits you the most.

17. Don’t pry me with mysterious words, don’t look at me with doubtful eyes. You should understand me and trust me. My love for you will not change in this life.

18. When treating you as a human being, please try to be humane, okay?

19. As a monster, my desire is to destroy at least one Ultraman.

20. The chicken knows the world best, and the duck is the prophet of the warmth and warmth of human beings.

21. Thank you for your indifference and understanding of my pretentiousness.

22. You know I can’t live without you, so you try your best to hurt me.

23. Be a gangster with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

24. I say: Have a life outside of work! So, my wife told me that I could have this. So: I have overtime!

25. One monk carries water to drink, two monks carry water to drink, three monks have no water to drink, four monks fight the landlord, and five monks can play the role of Fuwa.

26. On the Qingming Festival, it is not easy for students these days to have a holiday. Even taking a holiday has to take the credit of their ancestors.

27. If being rich is also a mistake, then I would rather make the same mistake again and again.

28. Do you still remember the military training under the tree that year? The instructor said to the students: The first row reports. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count! So you turned around reluctantly and hugged the tree.

29. My schizophrenia is gone, and I and I are fine.

30. Yesterday, someone said I was ugly. I cried on the spot. I was very sad and felt sorry for him. He was blind at a young age.

31. A fool stole a beggar's wallet, and the blind man saw it. The mute roared, which frightened the deaf man. The hunchback stepped forward, and the lame man kicked up, and the wanted prisoner tried to pull him away. Public security expert bureau, Mazi said, forget it for my sake.

32. Wife, although you can’t talk about love, you are not allowed to die before me.

33. Because I don’t like tidying up the room, they all call me the messy room hero.

34. My ears are not trash cans. Don’t throw anything here.

35. This summer’s warmth is the best interpretation you have given me.

36. Sometimes the smallest things will occupy the largest space in your heart.

37. Is there anyone who misses someone who is far away like me?

38. What many people need is not love, but just a warm companionship.

39. I didn’t like you the first time I met you, but who knew that the more I looked at you, the more I disliked you.

40. I was so cruel that I licked my fingers and cried.

41. Don’t let others get you easily, otherwise you will be easily forgotten.

42. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

43. When you are in a bad mood, you go to poop, and then say to the toilet: Go eat shit! Then rush down.

44. There are no fat people in the world. If there are more thin people, there will be fat people!

45. Only pure and flawless love can light up the beacon deep in the soul.

46. If fate breaks your leg, he will teach you how to limp.

47. Why is it that when people come to my house, I am busy waiting on them like a grandson, but when I go to other people’s houses, I act like a grandson? What is the problem?

48. When you grow up, you want to marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t, eat him.

49. Next semester, I hope that the teacher will not let me know the homework, and the homework will not know me.

50. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

51. There is only one day left in the National Day, it’s time to get ready for the New Year!

52. Others have a bright future, but I feel that the future is bleak.

53. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog in the heat. It was not until today that I was frozen like a dog that I understood that the promise of beauty is too young.

54. My only shortcoming is that I have more money, but my only shortcoming was gone and I was almost happy.

55. The person I like does not need any notes, because he has an exclusive group.

56. When the goods have expired and people are tired of it, how long can you still be awesome in dad’s eyes?

57. Sorry, I am an artist, and it is my job to stare at beautiful women.

58. Teacher, you are not beautiful, why do you let us stare at you all the time in class?

59. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.

60. I also want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

61. Don’t think that just because a girl is beautiful, she can seduce me. At least she must be stupid enough!

62. Don’t be depressed anymore, kid, you have to be as lively and cheerful as a psycho!

63. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving, and kicking you is the most real thing.

64. Don’t say I have a bad temper. In this world, if I don’t protect myself, who will?

65. When I meet you, I can’t help but believe that this is fate. Only when I dreamed did I realize this deep feeling. I can't resist, I don't ask for eternal beauty, I just want you and me in the reincarnation of life after life.

66. The consequences of Si and Gao Fushuai forcibly kissing the goddess, the former is bang! The latter is s**t.

67. I just want you to take me with you, don’t ask me to let you go, I can’t do it, I just want you, believe it or not.

68. I don’t have this kind of talent. I tolerate you and accept her.

69. Originally I thought the tiger photo was real, but then when I heard ** said it was real, I immediately knew it was fake!

70. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and both Li Junji and Li Yuchun are made of cement.

71. I love you because of your understanding, even if the strong wind blows down this dense forest, it will never change.

72. Once I found out that there was a question in mathematics that I couldn’t solve, I skipped it. After this jump, I found that I couldn’t stop at all.

73. If you look like that, don’t act coquettishly. It can easily cause pregnancy reactions.

74. The temperature in your palm is not high, but it is enough to warm me.

75. It is said that your IQ will be lowered in front of the person you like. Second, am I falling in love with my homework?

76. There is no banquet that lasts forever, but if you treat me, I can eat with you for a while longer.

77. When you feel particularly charming, you must take a photo and let the photo sober you up.

78. The season when black stockings are prevalent makes these thick legs miserable.

79. Don’t think that going to your space after a breakup is a sign of nostalgia. After I pooped, I still glanced at the toilet.

80. Others have a background, but I have a back view.

81. After the exam, the top students are looking at which question they got wrong, while the bad students are looking at how many questions they got right.

82. "Are you good at math?" "What's wrong?" "Please let me lose the shadow area in your heart now.

83. Looking forward to one day leading me into marriage. It’s the boy I love so much.

84. With your serious look, you seem to really understand people!

85. A teacher asked a student: Why does the body become cold after death? A student replied: The heart naturally cools down.

86. Love is the tacit understanding between hearts and the feelings of childhood sweethearts.

87. My own daughter-in-law. Coaxing and coaxing is not embarrassing, this is called love

88. In the current weather, you can make instant noodles directly from the tap

89. There is a kind of person who only does two things and you succeed. , he is jealous of you; if you fail, he laughs at you

90. Study hard for China! A bag of China is a lot of money!

91. There is no cold man in the world. , but he is not warm to you.

92. Others are holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Let’s take a walk and take a look to see who doesn’t like it.

93. Now I know that Baidu doesn’t know everything. I asked it where my fiancée was, but it was hard to find.

94. Only when there is a long queue at the train station can I really know. I realized I was the descendant of the dragon.

95. After thinking about it, I dropped another 100 yuan into the manure pit, and then I picked it up. I’m such a reporter!

96. Lovers will become pigs in the eyes of lovers. If love lasts for a long time, how can we be like pigs and pigs in heaven and like pigs with tails on earth?

97. I really don’t want to look down on you with my toes, but you forced me to do this.

98. I haven’t watched TV in the past few years. I'm confused about the TV show. How far is Princess My Fair Princess? Jin Suo has become the emperor!

99. The sign of an immature man is that he can sacrifice heroically for his ideals. The sign of a mature man is You can live a humble life for your ideals.

100. When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the Coke, pound the rice vat, break off Dove, squeeze instant noodles, and tie condoms. .

101. Women are easy to be satisfied, and they are also easy to make you stumble.

102. The day I meet you is the starting point of our life's happiness, but falling in love with you is the beginning of my life. A lifetime of happiness!

103. Last night I dreamed that God would grant me a wish. I took out the globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change to another one. I said I wanted to be beautiful. He thought for a while and said, let me take a look at the globe.

104. In Egypt, a man can marry four wives. How tiring it is.

105. , I always look for the lost beauty with your loving smile

106. Please don’t say that I will grow old together with you because I still have black hair.

107. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

108. The most frustrating time in the exam was when I saw a question. I vaguely remembered that the teacher had told it, but I clearly remembered that I didn’t listen.

109. Use scoring as your goal, cheating as your talent, and cheat sheets as your support.