1. Which animal has the least sense of direction? Answer: Elk (lost) 2. Which animal can never win or lose in guessing games? Answer: Crab 3. Which animal is most likely to fall? Answer: Cunning fox (slippery feet) 4. What kind of chicken has no wings? Answer: Frog 5. If there was a fire in the zoo, which animal would be the first to escape? Answer: Human 6. The farmer raises 10 cows, but they only have 19 horns. Why? Answer: There is a rhinoceros 7. What animal can be attached to the wall? Answer: Seal (poster) 8. Let nine horses be evenly distributed into ten horse pens, and the number of horses in each pen is the same. How to divide them? Answer: Put nine horses in a horse pen, and then put nine rings on the outside of the horse ring. 9. There is a cow with its head facing north. It turns to the right, turns three times, and then turns back. Turn three times, then turn right again. Where is its tail facing at this time? Answer: Chao Di 10. Which one is longer: "water snake", "python" or "green bamboo snake"? Answer: Green Bamboo Snake 11. Who is the king of beasts? Answer: The director of the zoo 12. There is a group of chickens running around in the vegetable field. Whose chickens belong to them? Answer: Mother Chicken's 13. There are three trees in a row, and ten horses are tied up. Single or double, how many horses are tied to each tree? Answer: One, six, three trees! Of course one is tied to each tree! 14. What was killed by you but it was still your own blood? Answer: Mosquito 15. A bull and a cow, guess three words. Answer: Two cows 16. One bull and one cow, guess five words. Answer: Still two cows 17. There were ten birds in the forest. The boy shot and killed one, but the other nine did not fly away. Why? Answer: Because it is an ostrich. 18. A sheep was grazing, and a wolf passed by, but did not eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: shrimp 19. Another wolf passed by, but it still didn’t eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Shrimp 20. The sheep passed by the wolf and shouted at the wolf. The wolf still did not eat the sheep. Guess an animal. Answer: Lobster 21. Which is the fastest way for a cheetah to run from Beijing to Shanghai? Answer: The road on the map 22. On a two-meter-long runway, a seven-inch-long red crab and a five-inch-long black crab race. Who reaches the finish line first? Answer: black crab (red crab is cooked) 23. Two dogs are racing. Dog A runs fast and dog B runs slow. Which dog sweats more when they reach the finish line? Answer: Dogs don’t sweat. 24. Why can frogs jump higher than trees? Answer: Because trees cannot jump. 25. A man took a big mouthful of watermelon and then stood outside the door and vomited. Why? Beat an animal. Answer: Rabbit (vomiting) 26. After drinking, you stand on the side of the road and roar to the earth. Guess an animal. Answer: Hare 27. The dog lets the cat cook---guess an animal. Answer: Panda 28. Cats don’t do--guess an animal. Answer: White Bear 29. The dog did--guess an animal. Answer: Bear 30. If a puppy often doesn’t take a bath, why doesn’t it get lice? Answer: Dogs only give birth to puppies. 31. What animal stays up late every day? Answer: Giant panda, look at its dark circles. 32. Why do wild geese fly to the south to spend the winter? Answer: Because it walks too slowly 33. A monkey can break off one corn per minute. How many corns can a monkey break off in the orchard in 5 minutes? Answer: None. There is no corn in the orchard. 34. There are ten fish in the fish tank. One of them died. How many are left? Answer: Ten, dead fish are still fish. 35. Which thief can be executed immediately after being caught? Answer: Squid 36. A hungry cat walked past a fat mouse. Why did the hungry old cat remain indifferent and continue walking on its path without even looking at the mouse? Answer: Because it is a blind cat 37. Which animal is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger 38. You stand with the pig and guess an animal. Answer: Elephant 39. The big bad wolf dragged away the mother sheep, why did the little sheep follow silently? Answer: The lamb is in the mother's belly. 40. There is an animal in the Arctic with four legs and two peaks on its back. Guess the five-character animal. Answer: Lost Camel 41. The teacher said that earthworms can still regenerate if cut into two pieces. Xiaodong did as the teacher said, but the earthworms died. Why? Answer: Because he cuts it vertically 42. Select a dog in the dog training field and beat an animal. Answer: Cat 43. A pig ran out of the pig pen, what should you do? Beat up a Taiwanese male singer and a Hong Kong male singer.

Answer: Leehom Wang, Hacken Lee 44. There are 2 apples on the apple tree. Now three little monkeys are coming. How many apples and monkeys will be on the tree in 10 minutes? Answer: 2 apples and none of the monkeys. 45. When the chicken, puppy, and kitten memorize together, the teacher will ask them which one to memorize first? Answer: Puppy (Wangwang Senbei) 46. Why does Doraemon like to help other people? Answer: Lend a helping hand (circle) 47. An ant accidentally fell from the plane and died. How did it die? Answer: starved to death 48. There was a hunter who went hunting in the forest. He only brought 3 throwing knives with him. He firmly believed that nothing in the world could withstand him. He was still alive after holding 3 throwing knives. As he walked, he met a A man-eating orangutan, the orangutan beat his chest and approached him. He threw the first throwing knife, but it was caught by the orangutan's left hand. He threw the second throwing knife, but unexpectedly it was caught by the orangutan's left hand. He caught it with his right hand; finally he threw the last flying knife; in an instant, sand and rocks were flying, wind and rain were blowing, it was over! The last flying knife was caught in the mouth of the hateful beast, and the brave hunter was in despair; the hateful orangutan screamed and roared with pride; the ending was that the orangutan died. Why? Answer: When an orangutan roars, he will beat his chest with both hands and beat himself to death. 49: What is Garfield's favorite dog? Answer: hot dog 50. A male gecko and a female gecko are afraid of falling in love on the wall. The female gecko said something, which was a refrain. After finishing speaking, there was only a "bang" sound, and the male gecko fell down and asked: What did the female gecko say? Answer: Hug 51. A large grassland (plant) Answer: plum blossom 52. Another large grassland (plant) Answer: wild plum blossom