2. Camels give birth to donkeys, which is a very strange kind. When you were young, you had to learn the Three Cardinal Principles and the Five Permanent Principles, and behave yourself according to the rules.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
Are those two bulbs on your face? ! Don't plug in at night! Blind!
The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.
It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
7. Jealousy is jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab someone in the back?
8. A person's death is a tragedy.
9. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
10. There was no specific medicine to sell in the world, but when there were more wishful thinking people, some people began to sell it.
1 1. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
12. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a simple display of sound.
13. Four tragedies in life: long drought meets rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.
14. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I followed suit and turned myself into a hooligan with a higher education.
15. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
16. You didn't listen to what you said, listened but didn't do it, made mistakes after doing it, and refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !
17. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
18. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves and be bullied.
19. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.
20. In fact, if you stay away from the crowd, you are responsible for everyone!
Classic satirical sentence of low quality 2022 (Part II) 2 1. Confucius can't help you solve the problem, but I can help you solve it.
Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.
23. Adults expect smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but expect others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.
24. Actually, it's nothing, but as soon as Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.
25. Some people say you are like a mouse, others say you are like a monkey, but you are obviously a pig!
26. fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.
27. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.
28. People can do whatever they want, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!
29. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.
30. You shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. Why not be a mistress? I curse you for being unhappy all your life.
3 1. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.
32. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.
33. I always wander between cow A and cow C.
34. Many girls have Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong's.
35. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
36. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
37.look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
38. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.
39. Who are you making faces with? I owe you an overdue loan or something.
40. At the moment, I think a lot, but I feel a lot. -
Satire, hypocrisy and selfish sentences 2022
Ironic hypocritical and selfish sentence 2022 (1) 1. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.
Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
A person's death is a tragedy.
The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
Please don't insult my IQ with your poor acting skills!
6. It is God's creativity that created you and your courage to live in this world.
7. Don't think that just because you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
8. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.
9. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
10. When I have money, I will take you to the best mental hospital.
1 1. Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.
12. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
13. You said that you were just fooling around all day, or just fooling around.
14. I always think that as long as one thing is raised at the hearing, it will be basically solved-this is a problem that cannot be discussed.
15. No matter how good, he is also a fat man! Eat every day to become a pig!
16. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
17. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
18. You are nothing outstanding, but your face is strong enough. ...
19. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that others will react, the fifth is that their lover is soaked, the sixth is that they are afraid of mahjong shooting, the seventh is that they are afraid of stealing money, and the eighth is that they are afraid of failure.
20. You think you are the sun, and everyone else will revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.
Satirical and selfish sentence 2022 (Part II) 2 1. There are too many liars and obviously not enough fools.
22. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
23. Love is not the whole of life. At the age of 20, you should know that it is only a part of life. Immersed in love every day, even men and women trapped by love will despise him.
24. If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll call myself a hooligan!
25. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
26. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?
27. It is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.
28. Other people's money and wealth are my property.
29. You are the biggest pencil-box I have ever seen. Aren't you tired of holding so many pens?
30. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
3 1. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
32. Look, look at your face, this is called a shoehorn face, this is an authentic pig kidney face!
33. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!
I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother lived with aliens for too long.
35. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.
36. You are willing to be used as toilet paper by others. People still think that your paper is soft and dirty, and it is hard to scratch your ass.
37. You look relaxed.
38. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
39. Ask what money is in the world and teach people to live and die together!
40. African animals are on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.
Satire Sentence Classic Sentence 2022
Don't wash it, if it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.
I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good deeds. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too difficult to be ghosts.
4. People can do anything, and the word "bitch" is not suitable for you!
Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?
6. Your face is majestic and noble, and it is majestic in the world.
7. Most people only do three things in their life: deceive themselves and be bullied.
It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
9. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
10. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !
1 1. The top of the head is as white as silver and the scales are not divided. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
12. Your brain is full of baba, so everything you think is as confused as a fly.
13. The adulterer is ashamed of himself, his eyebrows are cold, and the cow is wearing a skirt.
14. Are you out of your mind and didn't arrange the water pipe?
15. You waste air when you are alive and land and RMB when you are dead.
16. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
17. You can rest assured that even if I am guilty, I will not commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting
18. fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was hit by lightning.
19. The longer you are in contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
20. Men have eight fears: one is that their lover is pregnant, the other is that their wife is desperate, the third is that their young lady is ill, the fourth is that their lover is being soaked, the sixth is that mahjong is being played, the seventh is that money is stolen, and the eighth is that it is invalid.
I thought you were just the middle number, but I didn't expect you to be a combination of two numbers.
22. You are the wind, you are the sand, lingering around the world! How dare your IQ be blown away by the wind, leaving only a head of sand!
23. Loneliness in life; Dream cup; The game is all night; Self-portrait of pornographic photos; Food phobia; Forged certificates; Women are masculine; Boys are sissy; Real-time virtualization; Marriage is uncertain.
24. I tried to control the magic in my heart, but I ignored that you might just be the ghost who played soy sauce.
25. People say that I married you because flowers were inserted in cow dung. In fact, I never thought you were cow dung, but dog shit.
26. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.
27. Actually, it's nothing, but as soon as Big Wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.
28. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says I can't walk.
29. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.
30. Put Laozi in the right position, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
3 1. is a manhole plug and a manhole socket!
32. I don't mean not to laugh, but the powder will fall off when I laugh!
33. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth every year.
34. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.
35. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!
36. At the moment, my thoughts are broad, but my feelings are salty and spicy. -
37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
38. If you only like icing on the cake, who will give you a gift in the snow?
39. Oh, my God! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!
40. Now, split personality is a fashion, and that dog is a little split.
A collection of sentences corresponding to the seats in 2022 classic satires
The sentence of 2022 classic satirists is 1. It is shameful to frown coldly at the adulterer, but it is cattle to loosen the soil at the bottom of the skirt.
You are so smart that you know you are a person.
3. It's a manhole plug and a manhole socket!
When you look at me, can you stand higher? If I always look down on you, my neck will ache.
5. Arguing with MM about whether a whale is a fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring a personal message", and she agreed that a whale is not a fish.
Hey, it's a miracle that the dog can still talk!
7. Some people like to shoot themselves in the foot.
8. Take medicine when you are sick. I don't know what medicine to take. Go to Qingshan Hospital and ask. There will be something for you.
9. Marriage is the grave of love-if there is no house, you can't even get into the grave!
10. I really don't want to use my endless colorful words to attack your barren and unsightly language.
1 1. Your face has become a world-famous brand trademark! The ugliest ones are not as ugly as you.
12. I don't want to hit you either. As soon as I saw you, I knew you were a mule
13. Look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words?
14. Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter's heart in the world; Let men break their hearts, men are flowers;
15. Brilliant! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!
16. It's no use being so fat. I don't know if pork has fallen seriously at present?
17. I hope that one day I can double-click my wallet with the mouse, then select a Bird, hold down "ctrl-c" and keep "CTRL-V".
18. I'm sorry to make you laugh.
19. You didn't listen to what you said, listened but didn't do it, made mistakes after doing it, and refused to accept the mistakes. Then why should I say it? !
20. You are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessories are, they are not as good as the original ones. Besides, your accessories are only defective.
2 1. Women shed more tears in bed than anywhere else. Men lie in bed, and there are a lot of them everywhere.
All the projects were built under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.
23. The evil that damages the reputation of our Asian compatriots is the offspring of our ancestors who are humiliated.
24. The dream is full, but the reality is very skinny.
25. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
26. Before the duel, you have the momentum to let the other side drop half a square.
27. Fighter in scum, vip in scum, your brain was struck by lightning.
28. There are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life tomorrow, and there are countless possibilities for you to live a hard life today!
29. Don't pretend to be beautiful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness. Are you qualified?
30. Don't drag 2.58 million in front of me, pose!
3 1. He looks innocent and sorry for the people and the party.
32. Snoring is loud when sleeping, and underwear is often worn backwards.
33. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.
34. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.
When people can use each other, it is because they are not strong enough.
36. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!
37. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!
38. If I hadn't met you, I would never have understood the true meaning of pretending.
39. Your voices, such as Shakespeare and Zorro, are Sandy and Zuo.
40. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !