What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
Answer: The new dog is still excited to see you a year later
Bobo Man accidentally swallowed 1 yuan. Bobo's father turned him upside down and patted him, but he spat out 10 yuan. What should Bobo's father do at this time?
Answer: Keep feeding him one dollar
Which number is the hardest working? Which number is the laziest?
Answer: If you don’t do it, you won’t stop.
A bear without a tail is a tailed bear. What kind of bear is a bear without a penis?
Answer: Female Bear
What is the smallest island in the world?
Answer: Safety Island
Why does the cloth keep cutting?
Answer: Waterfall
September 28 is the birthday of Confucius, so what day is October 28?
Answer: Confucius Full Moon
The wolf is coming (guess the fruit)?
Answer: Star Tao (Sheep Flee)
What would happen to the world if Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) was still alive?
Answer: One more person...
Is there a carp under these two pieces of ice (four-character idiom)?
Answer: Polite and polite (Bing Bing has Carp)
Why can tofu hurt people?
Answer: Because it is frozen tofu
An ant actually crawled from Sichuan to Tokyo, is it possible?
Answer: Climbing up the map
A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why was Xiao Ming okay?
Answer: Because he is not in the car
There is a place that can be entered or exited. What is this place?
Answer: Grave
Chicken and goose run a 100-meter race. The chicken runs faster than the goose. Why does it arrive at the finish line later?
Answer: The chicken ran in the wrong direction
A leather ball and an iron ball If you fall from a tall building, who will hit the ground first?
Answer: Iron Ball
The class bell rang, but no classmates were in the classroom. What happened?
Answer: It’s a physical education class
Why can Xiao Ming stop the car with one hand?
Answer: The car is a taxi
Who has a busy job all day long?
Answer: Ballet dancer
Lingling has never learned arithmetic, but the teacher praises her as one of the best in math. Why?
Answer: Counting from one to two
What did Columbus do next after he stepped into the New World with one foot?
Answer: Stepped up with the other foot
What do people keep doing? Eat it and never get enough.
Answer: Air
What method can be used to make eyebrows grow under the eyes?
Answer: Handstand
What is the thing that everyone will never forget before going to bed?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can prevent myopia. Why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing glasses
There is an old man who lives on the twelfth floor, but why does he never take the elevator?
Answer: Because he lives on the first floor
What kind of animal does it bleed when you hit it?
Answer: Mosquitoes
What can be added or subtracted?
Answer: Age
Xiaoyang has always been first in the class in homework, why did he drop to third this time?
Answer: Because the scores of two people exceed him
What kind of mountains and seas can move
Answer: Mountains and seas of people
Normal people What kind of book is it that I don’t read?
Answer: Blind book
What has no tongue in its mouth
Answer: Teapot spout
What What kind of official can't give orders and still has to laugh at others all the time?
Answer: Xinlangguan
A policeman ran away after seeing a thief. Why?
Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly
Xiaoming eats chewing gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?
Answer: He swears every day.
Why can frogs jump higher than trees?
Answer: Because he was standing on the tree and jumping.
1 Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, so use an idiom
Answer: The truth is revealed
2 Question: Why are pears the hottest fruit?
Answer: Pear (ion) perm
3 Question: Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world
Answer: Doraemon
Why: Because he always extends his round hand to people!
4 Question: Who is the darkest anime character in the world?
Answer: Or Doraemon
Why: Because he was blind
5 A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What did it become when he was picked up?
Answer: Betel nut
Q: Which chicken in the world is the fastest? What kind of chicken is slow?
A: Kendall Chicken Nuggets (fast) Nicole Kitman (slow)
Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?
A: Human!
Q: One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?
A: Eat a vegetable! ~~
Q: Which animal is the master?
A: Pig, because pigs (abacus) are masters in arithmetic
Q: What animal is most likely to be posted on On the wall?
A: Sea Leopard
Q: What will happen to the fat man if he falls from the 12th floor?
A: Dead fat man
Q: Who will help you with food when you are full?
A: Flying dragon, because flying dragon is adding food in (the sky)
Q: A puppy is here He died while traveling in the desert. How did he die?
A: He died of suffocation because there were no telephone poles to urinate in the desert.
Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but still suffocated to death. Why?
A: "No urination allowed here" is posted on the telegraph pole.
Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telegraph pole with nothing posted on it. In the end, I was still suffocated, why?
A: Many puppies were waiting in line, but they didn’t wait.
Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing attached to it, and the queue was still there. When we arrived, we still choked to death. Why?
A: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he is embarrassed.
Q A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... When you grow up, what is the name of that tree?
A... Trigonometric functions (cold tree )............
Q: Boss, don’t you call this beef noodles? Why isn’t there even beef?!
A: They still call it wife cake, is it possible that when you buy it, you get a wife as a gift?!
Q: A white horse is called a white horse, a black horse is called a black horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So black What is the name of a white and red horse?
A: It’s a shy zebra, haha
Q: One day, there was a matchstick on its head and it itched, so it scratched its head. It started to burn. Then he was taken to the hospital. After coming out of the emergency room, guess what happened
A: Cotton swab, because the head was bandaged.
Q: Why are silkworm babies so rich?
A: Because...silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal)
Q: Wolves, tigers and lions Who will definitely be eliminated when playing the game?
A: Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminates wolf)
Q: What is God’s means of transportation?
A: -- Magic (riding) baby
Q: Chocolate and tomatoes fought, and chocolate won. (Name a food)
A: Answer: chocolate bar
Q Chocolate and eggs fight, and chocolate wins again. (Name another food)
Answer A: Chocolate bar
Q Chocolate fought with tomatoes and eggs at the same time, and chocolate won again. (Name a food again)
Answer A: Tomato and egg noodles:
Q Chocolate and eggs fought again, and chocolate won again. (Type another food name)
A Egg Crispy (lose)
Q The one with one finger is called ONE in English, the one with two fingers is called TWO in English, and so on, four The English name for the first finger is four, so what is the English name for the four bent fingers?
A answer: WONDERFFUL (curved FOUR)
QWhy do dogs get more and more angry? Small?
A Answer: Because the dog walked further and further
Q There was a spider walking through a pile of feces. How many legs did it use to walk?
A -It doesn’t walk with 8 legs... but with 6 legs, because it uses two legs to stuff its nose to cover up the smell~
Q Xiaobai, Xiaohuang and Xiaolan are taking a long-distance bus. Who will get motion sickness?
A answer: Xiaobai, because Xiaobai can vomit (little white rabbit)
QXiaobai Xiaobai=?
A answer: Little white rabbit (Xiaobai TWO):
Q What is the surname of Qu Yuan’s wife?
A’s surname is Chen, because Qu Chen (Chen) is the surname
Q What do monkeys hate the most? Wire?
A parallel lines, because they do not intersect (banana)
Q Which historical figure is the least flat
A Su Wu - Su Wu Muyang Beihai Beach (blended by Hai Hai) )
Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?
A: Rabbit ~~
Q: Wrong~! It's the tortoise. It was said earlier that it was a tortoise that ran very fast. It ran very fast~~
Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced with a tortoise wearing sunglasses again. Who is this time? Win pull?
A: Yes. . Rabbit Bar
Q: Wrong~~! That turtle took off his sunglasses, too! It’s that fast turtle again
Question: Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?
Answer: Jasmine.
Reason: What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower.
Question: What thread do orangutans hate the most?
Answer: Parallel lines.
Cause: The parallel lines do not intersect (banana).
Question: Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?
Answer: Eraser.
Cause: Eraser (bad eraser).
Question: What are you afraid of cloth and paper?
Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing.
Reason: Don’t be afraid of ten thousand (cloth), just be afraid of something unexpected (paper).
Question: What is the last name of Pencil?
Answer: Xiao.
Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.
Question: What will the unicorn become when it reaches the North Pole?
Answer: Ice cream.
Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).
Question: Which historical figure is the most ungrateful?
Answer: Su Wu.
Reason: Su Wu Muyang was on the North Sea coast (defeated by the sea).
Question: Which number from 1 to 9 is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?
Answer: 1 lazy; 2 hardworking.
Reason: If one (1) does not do two (2), it will not stop.
Question: How to make a sparrow quiet?
Answer: Press it.
Reason: silence.
Question: Who is the fastest runner in history?
Answer: Cao Cao
Reason: Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived
Question: Who is Mitama's mother?
Answer: Flowers
Reason: Peanuts
Question: Who is Mitama's father?
Answer: Die
Reason: Die Lianhua
Question: Who is Mi’s grandmother?
Answer: Miaobi
Reason: Miaobi produces flowers
Question: What does Xiaobai plus Xiaobai equal?
Answer: Equal to Little White Rabbit
Reason: Little White TUO
Is that enough?