Smart people never get married, but once they get married, they become smart. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.
Three. No, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. Raisins and snails are also different. No, fruitcake! This is one of the three things I don't eat. The other two are raisins and snails.
You can scratch my hair, insult my mother, beat my dog and play with my rubber mouse, but you can't eat my food and sleep in my bed! You can scratch my hair, insult my mother, beat my dog and play with my rubber mouse, but you can't eat my food and sleep in my bed!
Verb (abbreviation for verb) a relative created by God; Thank God, we can choose our friends. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gives you the space to choose your friends.
I made a wish on a star. I don't believe it very much, but it is free anyway, and there is no evidence that it doesn't work. I wish on a star. I don't really believe it either. It's free anyway, and there's no evidence to prove that it doesn't work.
Seven. Shh-don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image! Shh, don't tell them I did something good, it will affect my image!
If I come later in the morning, I will like it. If I come later in the morning, I will like it.
9. Life philosophy: I am 14 days of dieting is over, and I am the only one who has lost two weeks. Philosophy of life: My 14-day diet is over, and the only thing I lost is two weeks.
X. Today I do push-ups. Today I do push-ups first, and then I will hold them tomorrow. Today, I want to do push-ups. I'm going to do push-ups today and lift them tomorrow.
Xi。 Preventing weight gain from such exercise is really good fun. It's great to have fun from this sport that won't make you fat.
12. If you don't want to give anyone something to eat, then you must come up with something to do. If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to remind him of something.
Thirteen. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't take the risk. Hard work will never kill you! But I won't prove it with myself.
14. Hamburgers are delicious, but not as good as the first eight. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.
15. Don't put off the work today until tomorrow. Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.
16. Although The Home Depot is a dog, it sometimes lives like a dog. Although Ou Di is a dog, he sometimes leads a dog-like life.
17. Why do people like teddy bears? It's because of their personality. They won't eat your food, girls who won't dance around you, and won't steal your thunder. Why do people like teddy bears? Because of their personalities. They won't eat your food, dance with the girl you ask out, and steal your thunder.
Eighteen. Happy men should get married. Happiness is not the only thing. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
19. If you want to be smart, you don't just associate with tools. If you want to appear smart, you should associate with fools more.
Actually, I fell asleep in the restaurant. Yes, I have reached the acme of laziness. How depressing! After reaching the top, there is nothing to fight for. Fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.
2 1. Why do people always want us to eat mice? The mouse may be the mother of a group of children or the teacher in the classroom. Why do people always want us to eat rats? This mouse may be the mother of a group of children or the teacher of the mouse class.
22. You can let the cat leave the meatloaf, but don't leave the kitten patties. You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.
I'm sorry, I'll never do the next thing, maybe, maybe never. I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again, maybe, maybe not forever.
24. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.
God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, you left the room at the choice of our friends. God decides who your relatives are. Fortunately, he gives you the space to choose your friends.
26. This is just a nightmare. When I close my eyes and open them, everything will be normal. This is just a nightmare. When I close my eyes and open them again, everything will be normal.
27. I especially like being a little lazy, just not studying. Laziness is particularly attractive, that is, you can learn without learning.
28. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti. There are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.
29. I really don't want to eat, especially when I am sick, but I still have to keep eating. I really don't want to get up, especially when I'm sick, but I still have to eat despite my illness.
Clothes are like barbed fences. It not only protects the premise, but also does not limit the vision. Clothing is like barbed wire, which prevents you from acting rashly but does not prevent you from enjoying it.
3 1. People who are characterized by failure will continue to fail. If you want to see him fail, he won't let you down. A failure is characterized by constant failure. If you want to see his failure, he won't let you down.
32. It's not terrible to have a big belly. What's terrible is that there is nothing good in it. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is nothing good in it.
You will always be yours, and others will take others away. What is yours will always be yours, and what others give will be taken away by others.
I only eat four kinds of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks. I only eat four kinds of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.
Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I don't think it's good. Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good not to eat.
36. The more you learn, the more you know; ; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know; Why learn? The more you learn, the more you know; The more you know, the more you forget; The more you forget, the less you know; Why do you want to learn?
Thirty-seven Everyone should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.
The problem with dogs is that they don't have a switch. The problem with dogs is that they don't have a switch.
39. Ou Di, walk, or let's buy a hamburger for dinner at nine o'clock. Ou Di, come on, let's buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.
I don't watch TV every meal. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun. I don't watch TV every time I finish eating. Sometimes I watch TV while eating. Some changes in my life will increase my fun.
I just finished a 14 day diet plan, and the only time is within two weeks. I just finished a 14 day diet, and the only thing I lost was two weeks.
42. What is life? Life is like a hot bath. It's very comfortable to wash. The longer it takes to wash, the more bubbles there are on the skin. What is life? Life is like taking a hot bath. It's comfortable to wash, but the longer you wash it, the more wrinkled your skin will be.
43. I'm not fat, I'm just a little shorter with my weight. I'm not fat, just a little short for my weight.
Forty-four Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.
45. A beautiful woman told Jon that you were laid off, but you asked me if there was a problem! A beautiful lady told Jon that you were so cute, and you asked me what happened!
I hope you can do me a favor? Help me apply for a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle! Hui Xi, can you do me a favor? Help me apply to be a dog, preferably a Spanish poodle!
47. Garfield was definitely not born for pore volume, but pore volume must be born for Garfield. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.
48. Now, can you return it to us on Monday? Also on Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate. By the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back? Now, can you give us back Monday? Wednesday and throughout August, Wisconsin and chocolate candy. By the way, one more thing, can you give me my coin back, too?
49. You really brought an old and useless guy back, but not me. I can't believe you brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.
50. Behind every successful man, there is a man. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
5 1. Children in the back seat can cause accidents. A backseat accident can lead to the death of children. Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.
52. Mei Mei slept for 16 hours, and I felt as if I had slept for a short time. I slept well, 16 hours. I like taking a nap.