The best hooligan jokes and humor

The best hooligan jokes and humor 1:

I have seen many counterfeit products of famous brands, and their names have also gained a lot of reputation. It's unique and makes people laugh out loud.

1. I bought a bottle of shampoo when I was on a business trip. When I came back to wash my hair, I found that my scalp was itchy. I took a closer look: it was Laorou!

2. Have you ever eaten Kangshuaibo instant noodles? ?

3. Have you read Jin Kang’s novels? Have you read Guyu’s novels? What about Jingyao?

4. Have you read the novels and there is a new one by Jin Yong? Later I found out that the author’s name is Jin Yongxin!

5. My classmate played football and went to buy a pair of Planet shoes. When I came back, I saw that the trademark was Double Planet!

6. It is said that a certain person in Zhejiang In the town, there are 27 companies that make crocodile brand clothing alone! And the trademarks of each company are mostly the same but different. Some have their mouths open, some have their mouths closed, some have their heads turned to the left, some have their heads turned to the right, and some have their heads turned to the right. Some have tails up, and some have tails down?

7. Have you ever drank Jade Bird beer?

8. When college first started, a roommate bought a bottle of Lafang shampoo. I felt bad after washing, and when I looked at the bottle: Lafen!

9. I have eaten Green Sword chewing gum, bought at the train station!

10. It was not easy to find the one from PetroChina. Gas station, hurry up and fill up. When I was paying the bill, I suddenly discovered that the gas station was called Zhongwei Petroleum.

To summarize:

1. Daily necessities

Lao Rou Shampoo (Rejoice)

Shayi Shampoo (Sassoon)

Summer Silk (Sunsilk)

Haiyi Silk (Head and Shoulders)

Lafen Shampoo (Lafen)

Zhoujia Brand Wash The detergent and Tongjia brand washing powder (Diaopai) deliberately wrote the two words very close to each other, making them look like one word. I guess they were Internet fans and were inspired by some split-word sentences

Gao Luhao (Colgate)

I want to print on paper towels (Xinxiangyin)

Biliang washing powder (Bilang)

Tide washing powder (Tide)

Quanbawang battery (Duracell)

The fish playing cards (fishing playing cards) of the fish playing cards and hook fish playing cards (fishing playing cards) are more common on the trains

2. Food

Dabai Free Taibai Rabbit (White Rabbit)

Kang Shuaibo Tang Master Geng (Master Kong) Master Tang instant noodles taste a bit sweet, the other two are not delicious

Zhizhi brand melon seeds, Haha brand melon seeds (Chacha)

Xiahaojia potato chips (Shanghaojia)

Green fried chewing gum, Green Sword chewing gum (Green Arrow)

Golden Dragon Oil (Golden Arowana)

Qiao Qiaozi Ice Cream (Qiaolazi)

Oliver Oreo Guangdong (Oreo)

Grimace Dudu ( Grimace toot)

Yinli (Yili)

Mengyou Milk Mengwu Milk (Mengniu)

Wangzi Milk (Wangzi)

Taizi Milk Dazi Milk (Taizi Milk)

Dexiao Chocolate (Dove)

Wangzi Snow Cake (Wangwang)

Xishiro Fruit Cave (Xizhilang)

3. Beverages

Sikou Sile Cola (Coca-Cola)

Cucucula (Cocacola)

Everything Cola Pepsi Cola Pepsi Cola (Pepsi-Cola)

Normal Coke (very cola), then it is not normal if it is not normal

Bi Xue Yun Bi Sprite (Sprite)

Pulse Tribulation Pulse Jin Chanting (pulsation)

Fenyuan Fangda (Fanta)

Xingyue (eye-catching)

Doll Ha’s surname is Wahaha Lele (Wahaha)

Jianliba (Jianlibao)

Yabaishi Robaina (Robust)

Yunyi Brand black tea (Unified)

Blooming in nine days (the rising sun)

There are many fresh oranges and many new oranges (many fresh oranges)

Nongshu Mountain Spring Nongnong Mountain Spring (Nongfu Spring)

Hongwu (Red Bull)

IV. Tobacco, Wine and Tea

Zhongcui Cigarettes (Zhonghua Cigarettes)

Red He (Red River)

Hongta Mountain (Hongta Mountain)

Sanliangye Chouliangye Wuniangye (Wuliangye) Chouliangye is so funny

All After Yu Daqu (Quanxing (Xing) Daqu) is written, I really can’t tell the difference

Mao Hefangtai (Maotai)

Qingniao Beer (Tsingtao Beer)

Jian Nanxiang (Jian Nanchun)

Qian Guanyin (Iron Goddess of Mercy)

5. Literary works

Jin Kang Quanyong Jin Tong Quan Kang (Jin Yong)

Gu You Ji Long Zuo Long (Gu Long)

Jing Yao Hang Yao Qiong Yao (Qiong Yao)

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Jin Yong’s new work (the author is Jin Yongxin)

Gu Long’s masterpiece (the author is Gu Longju)

Han Han’s new work (the author is Han Hanxin)

Counterfeit comics after the end of "Dragon Ball" (authored by Akira Toriyama)

6. Electronic equipment

SQNYSCNY (SONY)

LBM notebook ( IBM)

Microseft mouse (Microsoft)

bp notebook (hp)

DALL notebook (DELL)

Panasonic Panascnic (Panasonic)

CASIQ(CASIO)

Nengmao Color TV (Panda Color TV)

7. Clothing

adidos abibas asidad(adidas)

Adidas (Adidas)

FUMAPAMA (PUMA)

HIKE LIKE MIKE NKIE (NIKE)

Double Planet shoes (the trademark is Double Planet)

LIHING LIMING(LINING)

Hui Jiu Li Hui (Hui Li)

8. Contraceptives

Jie Tu Bang (Jie Shi (Bang)

Yu Ting (Yu Ting)

9. Transportation

BOEIMG Aircraft (BOEING)

BenzBnez (Bezn)

Guansheng Circle (Guanshengyuan)

North Zhengda (Peking University Founder)

KFG (KFC)

Huazhen Supermarket (Huazhen Supermarket) Lian Supermarket)

Hunan and Hubei Chunxiang and Hubei Qing (I don’t know if it is a counterfeit)

12. Health care products

Naobaiquan (Naobaijin) Fortunately There is no such thing as being completely white-headed

The best hooligan jokes and humor 2:

1. A famous high jumper was sent to the hospital due to a high fever before the competition. The doctor took his temperature, looked at the thermometer, shook his head and said: "Huh, 40 degrees." ?

The world record holder was very excited after hearing this: ?What is the world record?

2. A student who is obsessed with abstract and cubist painting. I spent most of the day shopping for famous paintings at the art exhibition, but I was not satisfied with many of them. In the end, he was fascinated by a painting with a white background and black dots in a copper frame. He asked the exhibition staff: How much is the price of this painting?

Sorry, this is a light switch on the wall. ?

3. A noble lady was picking fruits at a fruit stall. Her pug licked the apples with her tongue when she was not paying attention. The stall owner was very unhappy and finally responded with a polite attitude. Ask the hostess to pay attention to her pug. The female customer shouted to her dog in a stern tone: "Anha, no more licking, these apples have not been washed." ?

4. An American couple had a heated argument about family financial issues. Finally, the wife said: "If it weren't for my money, this TV wouldn't be here." If it weren't for my money, that easy chair you're sitting on wouldn't be here. If it weren't for my money, this house wouldn't be here. ?

?Are you laughing at me? The husband snorted and said, ?If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here.

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5. A professor came to the stall and wanted to buy something he wanted to eat.

?Do you have any brains? He asked a chop suey seller.

The offal seller glanced at the professor and said: "I have no brains, but the professor has brains. Go find him." ?;