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Ask for a funny drama about reading. We will use it on June 1 ST, with no more than 8 words and 4 people. Remember to be super funny and civilized. We are in grade 6.
111111 ordinary families

Characters: Lao Gao (father), Wu Fen (mother) and Qian Yi (daughter)

Curtain opening: This is an ordinary family, parents and children. The only unusual thing is that the age gap in this family is bigger than that in other families. Laogao met 29-year-old Wu Fen at the age of nearly 4, got married and had a daughter at the end of the year. Laogao had eaten several grades of ink and gave her a nice name, Qian Yi. For this hard-won wife and daughter, Lao Gao cherished them so much that his love for his daughter gradually turned into doting, and his wife ... became the "henpecked wife" in the neighborhood. In a blink of an eye, 2 years later, Qian Yi reached the age of college entrance examination. Qianyi is the only hope for this half-aged couple, and for this family with poor economic situation and only two couples' pensions, the college entrance examination is the only way out for Qianyi.

In June, the college entrance examination is just around the corner. This month, the whole family is not idle, and they are busy. This family of three lives in a two-story bungalow next to the street. Originally, the couple lived downstairs and upstairs. In June, when the weather was hot, the couple specially changed rooms with Qian Yi, and also moved the electric fan upstairs to Qian Yi's room. The couple themselves played cattail leaf fans upstairs. Qian Yi was originally their treasure, and this month she was offered like Mazu. She was considerate from getting up to sleeping, not like a daughter but like a princess.

Today is June 7th. Looking at the examination room this morning, Qian Yi got up very late for a month, just in time for class. Today is no exception. Are you as relieved as Qian Yi when you see these two couples? No, they are anxious as ants on hot bricks, but no one dares to knock on their daughter's door. Every time they wait until they hear the alarm clock ringing in their daughter's room before they dare to find some excuse to knock on her door. Today is even worse than before. It's already 7: 3, and my daughter's alarm clock hasn't moved. The couple can only dry their mouths at her daughter's door.

Wu: (pacing around the door of her daughter's house in an apron) It's all you, dead old man. Why didn't you set your daughter's alarm clock yesterday? Now it's 7: 3 (put your ear close to the door for a while). Look, nothing happened. What should I do if I'm late later? By the way, old man, did the teacher arrange their seats or did they find them themselves? What if you are late and all the good seats are taken away? Oh, old man, why are you still sitting still?

Gao: (Lao Gao is sitting on an old sofa with reading glasses and reading an old newspaper) What's your hurry? I'm sure my daughter will get up in time.

Wu: (raising the volume, but still afraid of waking my daughter) Is it time yet? What time is it? Let me tell you something, old man (Wu Fen walked up to Lao Gao and whispered in his ear). Yesterday, I went to the temple and drew a sign. I only recognized what was written on it, such as "Feng Shui" and "Name". The commentator said it was unlucky, so I immediately burned it. I was afraid ...

Gao: (Standing up, taking off his glasses, mysterious) Really?

Wu: Really!

Gao: Then wake Qian Yi up quickly. Come on, ask him if his seat has been arranged. Come on!

Wu: why did you ask me to scream? scream yourself! (pushing Lao Gao to the door)

Gao: (raising his hand to knock at the door, then turning around and smirking) Old woman, you'd better come.

Wu: (holding Lao Gao's ear with his hand and turning his face away) Come on, you worthless thing. Your own daughter is no one else. What are you afraid of? Come on.

Gao: (Helpless, turn back, hesitate, slowly reach out and turn back) Hey hey

Wu: Hurry up!

Gao: (making up his mind, reaching out to knock at the door, the door opened)

Qian Yi: (sleepy) What are you arguing about? I can't sleep well.

Gao and Wu: (pointing at each other at the same time) It's your mother (dad)!

Qian yi: (angry and laughing) what are you doing? I'm about to take an exam, and you're still making trouble. Don't blame me if you don't do well in the exam! Hum! (turning away)

Wu: (apologetically) Hehe, dear daughter, don't be angry. Your father is senile. Don't pay attention to him. Be good, go and brush your teeth and wash your face. You're going to be late. Go, go, go, go. (pushing her daughter to the bathroom)

Gao: (puzzled) Why am I senile? Obviously, you asked me to ...

Wu: (dragging Lao Gao away) I said that you are really old. What time is it today? Look at the examination room. Tomorrow, our daughter will bravely kill the enemy in the examination room. Just listen to what he has to say. If she says you are senile, you will be senile.

g: that's what you said.

Wu: You are so stubborn that you are really confused when you say you are confused. Isn't this an act?

g: so you're not confused?

Wu: why am I confused?

g: why did you wake her up?

Wu: Look at the examination room. What time is it? ..... Oh, by the way, I haven't asked her if she has a seat yet. I'm really confused. (walking to the bathroom, shouting while walking) Qian Yi, Qian Yi, Qian Yi ... < P > Lao Gao: (facing his back, learning her movements and voice) "How am I confused?" Hum!

Wu: Qian Yi, you have to hurry. It's almost late, and if you don't take your seats well, people will take them away. Feng Shui in the exam is very important. Did the teacher arrange your seats or did you find them yourself? Will you miss your seat if you go so late?

Qian yi: oh, mom ... why are you so superstitious? The seats are all arranged by the teacher. We are just going to get familiar with them.

Wu: I see. Mom will go with you. Mom will help you see if the seat is good. If it is not good, ask the teacher to change it for you.

Qian yi: you know what to look at. I need to get familiar with it myself.

Wu: why can't I understand it? Your mother, I've worshipped Buddha all my life, and I'm not an expert on Feng Shui. That's settled. I'll go with you later.

Qian yi: who asked you to go? besides, this seat is arranged by the whole city. who do you want to change it to?

Wu: Well ...

Gao: What are you two arguing about? It's 8 o'clock. If you don't go, you'll be robbed of the examination room, let alone your seats.

Wu: Oh, how could I forget all this? Hurry up, Qian Yi will eat these eggs, and then go to school quickly. By the way, bring this can of milk.

Qian Yi: (impatiently) Oh, what's your hurry? You didn't see the examination room until this afternoon.

Gao and Wu: (surprised) huh? .....

Qian Yi: I finally got a good night's sleep, but you're making a mess!

Gao: (smile apologetically) Oh ... Hey, hey, dear daughter, don't be angry. I told you, my daughter always gets up naturally when she thinks it's time to get up. Do you need someone to wake her up? It's all someone's fussing and forcing me to wake you up. Come on, come on, go back to your room and have a good sleep. Forget about others and go.

Wu: You dead old man, you ...

Qian Yi: (impatient) How can you sleep after all the washing?

Wu: Yes, yes, it's dizzy when you get up and go to sleep. Come on, baby girl, hug your daughter and walk to the restaurant.) We have breakfast, and Mom has prepared something very nutritious for you. Your stupid dad just let him stand there.

g: you are ... alas!

Act II

Time: June 6th

The curtain rises: Lao Gao and Wu Fen are sitting in the living room, the TV is on, Lao Gao is adjusting the volume with the remote control, and Qian Yi's door is closed.

Wu: (softly) lower it

higher it: (lower the volume again)

Wu: lower it

higher it: (lower it again, pretend to look at Wu)

Wu: lower it, your daughter should be absolutely quiet when reading.

Gao: ("pa" turns off the TV) Just stop watching, it's absolutely quiet!

Wu: shh ... why are you so loud? Noisy daughter, see what I can do with you! Hum! If you don't look, don't look. Who's afraid of who?

(Gao turned his head and picked up a newspaper to read. Wu had nothing to do, just sat there)

(Five minutes later, Wu began to doze off, and Lao Gao coughed. Wu Fen woke up, glared at Lao Gao, and ignored him)

Wu: Old man, you'd better turn on the TV, just don't turn on the sound.

Gao: (sneers) Is it called watching TV just because you are illiterate and can't turn on your voice? I still have the comic books that my daughter read when she was a child. They are all pictures without a word. Look at that. Forget it. It's still electricity-saving. I'll get it (deliberately getting up to leave)

Wu: (loudly) Gao! .....

Gao: (turning his head) Shh ...! (pointing to the daughter's room) Daughter, daughter ..., hey hey

Wu: Come here!

Gao: (Come and sit down) Hey, hey, don't want to see it? Then go to bed. My daughter wants to bring tea and water, and I'm waiting on her. You don't use tap water as boiling water just because you're sleepy. (continuing to proudly pick up the newspaper)

Wu: (angrily looking at Lao Gao's smug appearance, suddenly smiling on his face, he got up and walked to the stairs)

Gao: (looking up at her, laughing) That's right!

Wu: (walks to the light switch next to the stairs, and "pa", turns off the light)

Gao ...

(After ten minutes, Qian Yi asked for water in the room, and after shouting for a long time, no one responded, she walked out of the door by herself, and it was dark. When she opened it, she found that the two old people were sitting on a sofa asleep) (curtain fell)

Third. This critical moment really tortured these two parents. They got up at 5: 3 in the morning and prepared breakfast lightly. When they were ready, they just sat on the sofa and waited for their daughter to get up. When they heard her alarm clock ringing, they both stood up and stood at the door of her daughter's room.

(The daughter opened the door)

Gao, Wu: (Stand at attention, stand up straight) Morning, daughter!

Qian Yi: (laughs) Mom and Dad, what are you doing?

Gao, Wu; Morning!

Qian Yi: (Helpless, walks to the washroom) Morning!

Gao: (grinning, turning his head with his daughter)

Wu (slapping Lao Gao) Hey! What's the matter with you? Picked up the money?

Gao: (putting down smiling face) Alas, what do you know! "A smiling face can light up a sky."

Wu: There is not enough light in our house?

Gao: Say you have no culture. The exam depends on the state, and the state depends on the mood, which depends on the environment, and the environment around my daughter is you and me. I smile to make my daughter look comfortable and feel good, and the state will be fine.

Wu: (covering his mouth and laughing)

Gao: What are you laughing at?

Wu: Is that a smile? It's hilarious. Besides, no matter how you smile, you just changed from a donkey's face to a horse's face. You didn't scare your daughter, but you're "in a good mood, you're in a good state".

Gao: It's better than just standing there! Young and beautiful, she looks like a waiter. At this age, she looks like a woman who looks after the toilet!

Wu: you! .....

Qian Yi: (walks out of the bathroom) What's the matter with you? Where is my breakfast? It's too late

Wu: Oh, look at me being angry with this dead old man. Come on, come on, milk, it's just heated, eggs and bread, eat quickly, and don't forget your brain-nourishing oral liquid after eating. Also, what clothes are you going to wear today, loose or tight?

Gao: Daughter, are all your stationery ready? Have you sharpened the pencil? Have you bought enough refills? I'll help you check your schoolbag again to see if there are any negligence.

Qian Yi: What are you fooling around about? I'm all ready. You should do whatever you want!

Gao: Wu: Oh (the two of them are sitting on the sofa again, watching their daughter have breakfast)

(After ten minutes, Qian Yi finished eating, carrying a schoolbag and rushing to get ready to go out)

Qian Yi: Mom and Dad, I'm leaving

Wu: Come on, old man, let's go!

g: oh, here we go!

Qian yi: where are you going?

Wu: I'll take you there.

Qian Yi: No! I'm not a child, I know my own way

Gao: it makes you feel better to be with your parents.

Qian Yi: On the contrary!

Wu: It's safer for your parents to send you.

Qian Yi: Today is a period of traffic control.

Parents are around to cheer you up and make you more motivated.

Qian Yi: It's pressure!

Wu: Mom and Dad ...

Qian Yi: Oh, I'm late. I won't take the exam if you make any more noise!

g: Wu: ok, ok, mom and dad won't go.

Wu: Then you should pay attention to your own safety.

Gao: Remember to talk only to students who are smiling when you get to school. Be in a good mood!

Qian yi: it's already bad!

Ending)

Act IV

Time: 5: p.m. on June 8

Curtain Opening: Lao Gao and Wu Fen took their daughter back from the examination room. These two days really made these two parents a few years older. They waited on their princess-like daughter from morning till night every day, and it was as if her daughter had passed the college entrance examination.

Wu: (lying down on the sofa) Ah, the exam is finally over!

Gao: (also lying down on the sofa and turning on the TV) Ah, you can finally watch TV with sound!

Qian yi: (standing in the same place) aye! It's my college entrance examination!

Gao: (turns to look at her daughter and laughs) It's all the same, all the same!

Wu: almost, almost.

Gao: Daughter, pour a glass of water for Dad. Dad has been tired for two whole days.

Wu: Don't listen to him. Where is he tired? Peel a pear for Mom first. Mom really can't move.

Qian Yi: (I got two glasses of water and handed it to them) I knew I would be nothing after the exam. I didn't expect it to be worse. I became a servant.

Wu: (Picking up a glass to drink water, I almost spit it out when I heard this sentence) Bah! What is not ideal? Don't talk nonsense. I believe my daughter will definitely be admitted to a famous university.

Gao: (laughs, pointing to the bodhisattva statue in the corner) You believe that more. By the way, daughter, to be honest, how do you feel?

Qian yi: the first three subjects were ok, but this one was not so good this afternoon. I didn't write the first question of the short answer.

Wu: how many points should I deduct?

Qian Yi: Let's score one or two points.

Wu: Oh, that doesn't matter. It's only one or two points.

Gao: (Cautiously) What if the score comes out and it's only one point short?

Wu: bah! You dead old man always says something unlucky. Come to the Bodhisattva to apologize. (Go to the Bodhisattva) Bodhisattva bless him. He will talk nonsense when he is old. Don't listen. Don't listen. Old man, come here!

Gao: ...

Wu: (shouting loudly) Come here!

Gao: (helplessly walks over and whispers) One person gets the word, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven, but the woman is liberated, and even the Hedong lion is liberated.

(curtain falls)

22222222222 Song of Youth, a drama script for middle school students on campus

Character: female teacher, student A, student B

student A (singing while playing): Who cares, how bitter my heart is, who cares, where I will go tomorrow, how poor my grades are, how many dirty eyes and how many skins I have suffered. In fact, my heart hurts more than anyone else ... < P > (White): Alas, everyone doesn't know. Now I'm most afraid of the mid-term and final exams. Every time I come home after the exams, I feel scared. Below 8 points are women's singles, below 7 points are men's singles, and below 6 points are mixed doubles. I figured it out. What is the most painful thing in my life? There is.