A short joke written by the third uncle on Weibo

Tomb Robbers Notes, what are they doing?

"You are a flower drum singer, why do you still sing Peking Opera? "I said: "Aren't you afraid that the second master will come out and spank you?"

"I don't learn opera to sing in the first place." Xiaohua checked the joints of the carabiners one by one: "The second master also taught Peking opera. Yes, Flower Drum Opera is a cover. If everyone becomes a famous singer, then there is no need to fight. The second master is talented and has a voice made by nature. The second master said: This kind of opera is very difficult for you to sing well. Learn other kinds of opera, but if you are good at singing, you will be the best in the world."

"What do you mean?" Fatty asked: "This sounds like some martial arts secret book."

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"What Er Ye means is that, apart from the appearance, many things like opera are the same at the core." Xiaohua pointed at Shi Shilei and said to me: "The ancient tombs are actually the same." - Tomb Robbers Notes, what are they doing?

"Why are you so good and can sing everything?" Yuncai filled Xiaohua with homemade bitter wine, "Can you teach me?" "What do you want to learn? Huagu , lantern opera, or Hunan opera?" Xiaohua asked her with a smile. Yun Cai said: "I want to imitate Farewell My Concubine." Xiao Hua smiled, and Pan Zi said at the side: "Don't sing this, it is unlucky and unlucky." - Tomb Raider Notes, What Are They Doing?

Wu Erbai put an incense stick on his father's throne, stood in front of the spiritual tablet, and fell into deep contemplation. A 7-year-old black dog lay at his feet. This was the last dog Wu Laogou trained. He has been taking care of it with the greatest energy because he knew that this was the last dog his father left for them. trump card. ——Tomb Raider Notes, What Are They Doing?

Hei Bei ate the meat on the plate indifferently. The weather was too hot, which made him lose his appetite. "You really treat this dog like a treasure. What kind of meat did you give him to eat? He didn't even look at the yellow beef I brought last time. If it gets lost, others will feed it and starve to death." An old man asked Wu Erbai, who smiled and said, "You can't say no, it's not good meat, it's just harder to buy." - Tomb Raider Notes, what are they doing?

Hangzhou Xiaoshan Airport , Lao Itch walked out through the taxi waiting area carrying a backpack on one shoulder, lighting a cigarette at the same time. There were many fans who came to pick him up at the airport and shouted the name of a person who was not famous when he left China. He helped his eyes, looked at the familiar and unfamiliar blue sky, lowered his head and walked into the crowd. among. ——Tomb Robbery Notes, What Are They Doing?

In the cemetery, Lao Itchy took a long time to find the tombstone with a yellowed note in his hand. He was silent for a while in the cold wind, and Place flowers in front of the tombstone and leave. While walking, his cell phone rang, and he picked it up. It was a woman's voice. "I, I, I understand, Mom, I'll, just, be back in a while." He said as he walked. ——Tomb Robbers' Notes, What Are They Doing?

Lao Chi looked at the ground in the distance. The roar of the aircraft engine made him drowsy. The huge scam in the early years still made him feel guilty. Nowadays, it is just a memory on a piece of paper. Even if he remembers the piece of paper, he cannot remember the words on the piece of paper. He has long realized the beauty of forgetting. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

A foreigner drank a little too much, patted his wallet and faced the bartender: an Irish girl roared, and the old itch silently endured it until he realized that there was no drink. Drink before going to break up the fight. "Go away, Korean poor guy." But the foreigner slapped his wallet on Lao Itch's face, and the cash inside flew all over the floor. "Do you know how much fucking money I have? Poor guy, go back to Vietnam." - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing Episode

"Let's do this." Lao Itch took it from his wallet He took out a bank card: "I don't want to use violence. Let's make a bet. If the money in my card exceeds the amount in all the cards you have -" Old Itch looked around and put the Irish girl on He took the IPAD on the bar and said, "How about you just eat this thing, and I'll eat it instead?" - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing?

Wu Yiqiong took out the exploded river shrimps He poured it into a plate, took off his apron, took it out, and called into the room: "Old woman, eat." "Okay, this episode will be over soon." A woman's voice came from the back room. He shook his head, opened a bottle of beer for himself, sat down and glanced at the phone next to the sofa, cursing in his mind, this kid is really ambitious, forget it if he doesn't go home, there is not even a phone call these days.

Festivals in Tomb Raider Notes - Father's Day

Wu Yiqiong looked at the note written outside the shop: "The owner has something to do and is temporarily closed", and a row of reminders for water and electricity next to it. A long sigh. "Old Wu, come to see your son? Your son hasn't been here for a long time." The owner of the shop next door said. Wu Yiqian shook his head with a smile, tore off the outer note, wanted to take out the key and went in, but found that the lock seemed to have been picked. . ——Tomb Robbery Notes, What Are They Doing?

Wang Meng lifted the sewage outside the shop and dumped it. It had been raining heavily for a month in Huangmei Tian, ????and the West Lake outside the shop looked like it was about to flood. He sighed, turned around and took the bucket back into the house. Just as he was about to lock the door, someone patted him from behind. When he looked back, he saw a man wearing sunglasses pointing at the door number of the shop and asked: "Is this Wu Xie's store?" - What are they doing?

Outside the building, Wang Meng pushed away the bottle of sunglasses and shook his head desperately: "I really don't want to drink anymore, drink me to death I don’t know where they went.” Black Glasses smiled and put it on for him, “Don’t worry, think about it again.” Wang Meng looked at the wine glass and said, “Uncle, I beg you, let’s do this. , I will help you check my boss’s credit card list tomorrow, maybe there is a ticket record.” - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing? Looking back, he saw Black Eyes scooping up a wave from the West Lake, which was already level with the shore, and pouring it into a bamboo tube he carried with him. There seemed to be some living thing in the bamboo tube, and it was splashed by the water. stand up. "What's in here?" Wang Meng asked. Black Glasses looked at the bamboo tube and smiled: "It's a message from a person to Wu Xie." - Notes on Grave Robbers, What Are They Doing? He asked me to bring these words to your boss." He lit a cigarette with dark eyes. "The words are in this bamboo tube?" Wang Meng felt very strange, but his black glasses stopped answering. He suddenly pointed at the Jinbei car parked on the roadside: "Does this car belong to your boss?" - Grave Robbers Notes, they What are you doing?

"Why don't you take a plane to Guangxi?" Wang Meng asked Black Glasses. "I don't have an ID card." Black Glasses leaned on the back seat of Jinbei, flipping through a "Guangxi Map Book", "Can't you apply for one? How long will it take to open the car like this?" Wang Meng complained. Black Glasses laughed: "How can a wanted criminal get an ID card?" Jin Bei sped along on the highway. ——Tomb Robbery Notes, What Are They Doing?

"Where is this?" Wang Meng parked the car on the shoulder of the road and looked around. Outside was a dark crop field. After looking at it for a long time, he said: "Maybe we should get off the highway at that intersection just now. What should we do?" The black glasses in the car turned over and ignored him, continuing to sleep. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

"Uncle, how to get to Nanning?" Wang Meng poked his head out and asked the old man selling watermelons. The old man handed over a watermelon. "I don't want watermelon, how can I get to Nanning?" Wang Meng said. The old man handed the watermelon to Wang Meng. Wang Meng blocked it with his hand and said, "I don't want the watermelon." The watermelon fell to the ground and broke into pieces. The old man and Wang Meng looked at each other, and all the watermelon sellers on the roadside stood up. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

Jin Bei pulled a cart of watermelons and drove slowly. Wang Meng’s face was dark, and the bruise on his forehead made him feel aggrieved, “Aren’t you a wanted criminal?” Wang Meng said: "Aren't all wanted criminals good at beating up? Do you want to see me being beaten? All my money has turned into watermelons." Black Glasses smiled and hugged his shoulders, shaking him as a comfort. "Crazy" Wang Meng said in his heart, "All the friends the boss has made recently are crazy" - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing Collection

In front of the toll station of the national highway, "I have no money." Wang Meng looked at it To black glasses. The black glasses turned his head to the other side without looking at him. Wang Meng cursed, stepped on the accelerator, and reached the toll gate. He turned around and took out a watermelon from the back seat and handed it over. "Sister, I really don't have any money. Why don't you give me ten watermelons and make a living for us to go there? The red envelope will be sweet." - Tomb Raider Notes, What Are They Doing?

High-speed Traffic Police Corps, Wang Meng squatted In the corner, a beautiful female traffic policeman walked in and poured him a cup of tea on the coffee table next to him: "Sit on the sofa. You are just punching cards, not prostitution." Wang Meng saw two slender legs. Her beautiful legs dangled in front of her.

He stood up with his head lowered. The beauty was amused, and asked again: "What happened to your friend? Why did he run away?" - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing Episode

Black glasses playing with watermelon on the national highway As he walked, cars passed by, and he said hello, hoping that a car would stop, but no one paid him any attention. He was whistling and felt very relaxed, and suddenly he felt that he was back on the Qaidam highway. At that time, he only had a pot of water, but now, he has a watermelon, and life always repeats the same plot. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

"Master, take me to Nanning." Black Glasses said to a black car in front of a roadside restaurant. The driver of the black car looked at him and said, "40 yuan." , Black Glasses patted the watermelon: "Put a watermelon first, and I'll love you when we get to the city." The driver took a sip: "Watermelon? Are you from the Fifth Hospital?" "This is a good watermelon." Black Glasses said. "Get away." The driver slapped the watermelon to the ground. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

Black Glasses hummed a song and drove a black van leisurely on the road. Five kilometers behind him, a man with a bruised nose and face silently held a few smashed watermelons. squatting on the roadside. Black Glasses also had a mobile phone in his hand, which was an unexpected gain. He recalled a number and tried to dial it, but a shutdown prompt came from the other side. ——Tomb Robbers Notes, What Are They Doing?

Yuncai took off his underwear, looked around, and walked into the lake step by step. The bosses should be in a meeting, so he could wash himself secretly. A bath. The cold lake water made her feel completely calm. Just when she was about to swim deeper into the lake, a female voice stopped her. "It's not right to enjoy it secretly by yourself." - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing?

Yuncai helped Xiuxiu untie the two buns on her head, and her waterfall-like hair hung down. "You are so white, little boss lady." Yun Cai said enviously. Xiuxiu blushed, looking at her slim body like white jade in the moonlight, reflected on the lake, "What's so good about being white? It would be better if it were plumper." "Plump?" "Yes, otherwise he will always think that I'm a child." - Tomb Robbery Notes, What Are They Doing? "What have the bosses been talking about all this time?" Yun Cai was lying on a stone, and Xiao Hua could be heard talking in the distance. The sound, in the light of the lake, seemed very ethereal. "Destiny, men always want to change their destiny, but they don't know that they are actually chasing their own destiny." Xiu Xiu said while putting water on Yun Cai's hair. ——Tomb Robbery Notes, What Are They Doing?

"Commander Wang, I detected that the movement in the lake was indeed Yuncai and Miss Xiuxiu taking a bath." Le Bao secretly said to the fat man. The fat man pondered for a moment and then said: "This lake is very strange. They rashly went into the water to take a bath. It's so inappropriate. As an elder, I have to ensure their safety. Bao Bao, go get the telescope. I will scold them." "——Tomb Robbery Notes, what are they doing?

"Will they be discovered?" Lao Chi asked Wu Xie under the wall. Wu Xie said, "It's too late to ask now. I'm stealing." It's not easy to run out." "Okay," Lao Chi said. "You step on me and climb up. Be smart." Wu Xie stepped on his shoulders and climbed to the wall, then stuck his head out. Lao Itch asked: "How is it?" Wu Xie lowered his head: "Wrong! It's the men's bathroom!" - Tomb Raiders Notes, What Are They Doing (Childhood)

"Brother Wu Xie, what do you think? How about the flower?" "Where did you pick it? Your mother asked me to look at you, and you want me to scold you again." "The sister over there gave it to me." - Tomb Raiders Notes, what are they doing? Collection (Childhood)

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