He: Dear viewers in front of the TV.

Ma: Dear viewers who are not in front of the TV.

He: Welcome everyone to watch our super happy shopping channel, I am Xiao He.

Ma: And I am Mary from Taipei——

He: Who?

Ma: Mary from Taipei——

He: Tell the truth!

Ma: Ma Li from the Northeast——

He: Miss Ma, do you usually walk?

Horse: Walking? Wow haha ??- ha ha ha... you are really funny. A big star like me, do I need to walk? I usually take a private car when I go out, take a plane when I go far away, take the elevator when I go home, and have a helper when I go shopping. I don’t have to stand at all when I have something to do. Do you think I still need to walk?

He: OK, even if I have nothing to do I asked the wrong question. Can I ask about the shoes you usually wear?

Ma: Oh my god - then you asked the right person. Let me tell you that as a professional shoe seller...

He: Ah, ah?

Ma: Sorry--ha, as a professional shoe-buying expert, especially a female expert, I am not bragging at all. Let me tell you, a house of more than 60 square meters, inside It’s full of shoes: I have sneakers, travel shoes, high heels, flat shoes, leather shoes, cloth shoes, slippers, sneakers, sneakers, water shoes, straw sandals, sandals, with or without straps, and slip-ons with zippers. Some are buttoned, some are not buttoned, in short, there are all kinds of brand-name shoes!

He: Oh, sister, are you tired? Sister (patting on the shoulder). So you must use a lot of insoles?

Ma: Well - yes.

He: Then you are in great luck today. A famous person once said: "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. Without insoles, it is like resting your feet." So today we will bring you the popular news all over the world. Asia and popular all over the world, these super happy insoles make everyone crazy, fascinated and screaming for them!

Ma: Wow - I have this in every pair of shoes. Since I got this super happy pad, my head is no longer dizzy, my hands are no longer shaking, and my complexion is rosier than before. Many friends have asked me if I am a pervert...

He: Ah! ?

Ma: Are you in love - ha, I don't even know why -

He: Of course you are the insole of our super happiness.

Together: The more insoles you wear, the shinier they are——

He: A philosopher once said: "At the beginning of human beings, nature is good; without insoles, it really hurts the feet." Look at the thin piece of our super insole, which contains ninety-nine and eighty-one processes. We have combined the world's most advanced nanotechnology and used more than one hundred and eighty precious Chinese medicinal materials. The insole has passed the international ISO certification. It is a 100% green product and a 100% environmentally friendly product. Have you forgotten that a philosopher once said, "When books are used, they will be less useful, and if there are cushions in your shoes, you won't rest your feet!"

Ma: Hey, no, which philosopher said that?

He: I’m not finished yet! Our insoles can remove foot odor, cure colds, enhance the body's immunity, and increase the speed of stealing food and cooking online. At the same time, everyone should also remember that a philosopher once said: "Use other people's happiness to cushion your own shoes, and let other people's misfortunes rest on their feet!"

Ma: Well - I can't stand it anymore... ...You called that philosopher to me, I will beat him to death...

He: Tsk! control! Pay attention to your emotions...

Horse: Wow! Is such a small insole so exaggerated?

He: Of course. Because it is the secret weapon that can help you succeed——

Ma: The secret weapon that helps you succeed——

He: Do you want to know why Jordan can become a superstar in the NBA?

Ma: Why?

He: Because his sneakers are filled with our super happiness.

Ma: Wow haha——

He: Do you want to know why Bill Gates became the richest man in the world?

Ma: Why——

He: Because when he invented Microsoft, we were very happy.

Ma: Wow haha——

He: Do you want to know why Obama can become the president of the United States?

Ma: Why—not interested, don’t want to know.

He: OK. So want to know why Phelps can become a world-class flying fish?

Ma: Why——

He: Because when he swims, he has our feet on his feet. We are so happy.

Ma: Hehehehe... Teacher He.

He: What are you doing?

Ma: Phelps doesn’t wear shoes when swimming...

He: Tsk, you don’t understand this. Others don't use it in the pool, but what do they put in their shoes on the shore?

Audience: Super happy.

He: Yes.

Ma: It turns out that the reason why these celebrities are successful is because they are super happy.

He: That’s right, then let’s analyze with you the arrogant, appalling, and even outrageous functions of our super happy insoles. First, of course, is its appearance and color.

Together: Very happy, little one. Super happy and golden. Super happy, healthy and unique, insoles should be super happy.

He: Second, of course, its anti-fatigue function. It can be said that you will not be tired no matter how far you go with our super happiness.

Ma: My feet are warm, but the pain is far away. That doesn't hurt, it's relaxing every month!

He: Third, of course, is its unique elastic design.

Together: Bounce, bounce, bounce away crow’s feet! Bounce, bounce, bounce away crow's feet!

He: Fourth, what we want to introduce to you is its function of enhancing memory.

Ma: Ever since I bought Super Happiness for my child, I have been learning English...

He: Soeasy - Mom no longer has to worry about my studies. In addition, the most important thing is of course that pads are our super happiness, they can make men more masculine and women more feminine.

He: In the past, we were very entangled (the woman hugged the man, the woman laughed, hahahaha——)

He: After using Super Happiness (the woman leaned on the man, the man roared——) —)

Ma: Oops - these insoles are great Smecta.

He: Yes, it’s not just that. We also hired the most famous international designers to design many series for us. The first is the mature and stable zodiac series we designed for older friends, please see - Dragon

Horse: Pig.

He: Snake.

Horse: Pig.

He: Tiger.

Horse: Pig.

He: I’m not finished with you!

Ma: Then you are not a tiger?

He: Oh oh oh - I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce it to you, the Year of the Tiger version is out of stock. It doesn't matter if this year happens to be your animal year, you can change your zodiac sign... Haha——

Ma: Don't be disappointed, as long as you reverse the zodiac sign - dangdangdangdang! It becomes the twelve constellations! Isn't it very creative?

He: Wow - but I have to tell my Leo friends here that I am really sorry, because to whom did we give all the Leo products? (Audience: Zeng Yike) Yes.

Horse: Hey - if I were a tiger and a Leo, wouldn't it be bad!

He: It doesn’t matter. You can choose our latest designed, most fashionable and most fashionable Avatar series.

Ma: Wow - (claps hands) What is this?

He: Oh, I want to introduce this to you. This is our DIY series.

You can post the photo of the person you hate or fear in this blank space, in this case, he will ask you sweetly...

Ma: My dear, what do you think of me?

He: I regard you as my super happiness.

Ma: Ha - it's an insole -

He: Yes - so that I can step on you... under my feet every day.

He: Isn’t it great! ! ! It's not over yet! ! !

He: Please see that we also have a brand new dazzling diamond series for you, inlaid with 38 hearts and arrows, and perfect carving.

Ma: The so-called eight hearts and eight arrows are a diamond with perfect polish, perfect proportions, and perfect symmetry. It is the best among diamonds and the Rolls-Royce among insoles!

He: You heard it right, our super happiness is set with such a perfect diamond. Mary, what are you doing?

Ma: Take it out and get some diamond rings.

He: Don’t be so obsessed with money. Let me tell you, the position of these 38 diamonds cannot be moved, because it corresponds to the 38 important acupuncture points on the soles of your feet. As long as you put on insoles like ours, you can receive the most intimate foot massage anytime and anywhere. It is so considerate. The design, such a reasonable arrangement...

He: Where can you find it! ?

Ma: Having said all that, we don’t even know how much this super happy insole sells for?

He: We sell such insoles internationally for US$998. But today, in order to serve our country and repay our people, we only sell it for 998 RMB. In addition, since today is our Lantern Festival, we will remove a large part and we will only sell it for 98 yuan!

Horse: OhMyGaga! This kind of price is simply an insult to the super happy insoles!

He: Yes, feel free to insult us...

Ma: So - how many pairs have we prepared today?

He: Oh, yes. We only have 20 groups per day, only 20 groups! ! !

Ma: Haha - is it too little?

He: There is no way. Good products rely on everyone to rush to buy them. If you really can’t get it, we can only sing to you:

Together: Sorry——sorry——sorry——sorry——go and drive—go and drive—go and drive—go and drive ——Can’t buy it—Can’t buy it—Can’t buy it—Can’t buy it—I’ll piss you off—I’ll piss you off—I’ll piss you off—I’ll piss you off——

Ma ：Oppa——

He: What’s wrong?

Ma: Today is the Lantern Festival. On such an important day, can we have a little more——

He: Si——this——this.

Ma: Oops——

He: This——this (cell phone rings) I’ll answer the phone (Hello? Mom! Wogai, and I’m stepping on all twenty tans Bottom? ) Bottom means insole. (Oh, Woma Factory is here, let’s talk here, oh, ok, ok, hang up first.) Dear audience friends, the manufacturer just called and we have urgently stocked 20 sets, and there are 20 more sets! !

Ma: (Clap your hands, the call is coming. Hello? Third aunt? What’s going on? Another 20 pairs have been sent out! Ask my uncle to bring them to me quickly. This stuff is so easy to sell! I Let me tell you.) Audience friends, let me tell you some good news. In order to meet your needs, we specially come from the factory in the northeast...

He: Ahem--

Ma: The factory in Southeast Asia urgently transferred 20 pairs. 20 pairs -

He: Now we have 60 sets per day, and only 60 sets per day. Dear friends, hurry up and order. Pick up the mobile phone or landline phone or generator around you.

Hurry up and call our order hotline, that is——

Together: 88888888

Ma: Oh my god, I’m so thirsty!

He: Oh, wait a minute, your super happiness...

Ma: It’s your super happiness——

He: Wahahaha—— Classic lines of happiness quota

1. Whether we want a prince or a house, happiness or clothes, we are not sure that what we check is the correct answer to a happy life, but what we can be sure of is for love and happiness. In life, we should work hard regardless of the cost.

2. Just because I don’t cry or fuss doesn’t mean I don’t feel pain. It’s because I really love him. Loving someone is so hard.

4. I can’t lie to you, and I can’t lie to myself.

5. I don’t love you, I love the platinum card in your pocket.

6. The value of a man depends on his credit card limit.

7. How much effort are we willing to make and how much price are we willing to pay for love and a happy life?

8. The biggest mistake a woman can make is to marry someone she doesn’t love. Marriage is very long. In the end, you just get the money, and you are the one who is hurt the most.

9. If you meet someone you care about and feel love, you can really abandon everything.

10. Is there anything more important than human life?

11. A woman must know how to love herself before someone will love you.

12. If you meet someone you care about and feel love, you can really abandon everything.

13. I began to wonder if all my previous choices were wrong.

14. It turns out that when you meet someone you care about, you can really feel what love is.

15. A woman drinking the best wine in the worst mood is nothing more than two things, one is hurt by love, and the other is doing something wrong.

16. I didn’t expect that admitting that I love you is much more difficult than admitting that I love money.

17. How much effort and price are we willing to pay for love and a happy life? To this day, I often think about which of us makes the right choice. Prince, or house? Want happiness or clothes? How can we be sure that we are checking off the right answers to a happy life?

18. A woman must know how to love herself before someone will love you.

19. Dress sexy for your partner. When dressing to show your partner's mother, be sensible.

20. Happiness is not feeling unhappy because of pursuing too much happiness.

21. You are selfish, arrogant, irresponsible, extravagant, arrogant and domineering. You never care about what I am thinking. You just like to tell me to come and go. You are sarcastic, you think you have a sense of humor, you are extreme, you are not reasonable at all, you think you are reasonable, you love lying, do you know why I know, when you lie, your eyebrows will wrinkle, you don’t trust people, you Cowardly, you are afraid of being cheated, so you ask everyone, but you have no demands on yourself. You don't like to be clean, you waste food, you are very ruthless, you are cold, because when we were watching the movie, you never I shed a tear, grinded my teeth when sleeping, grabbed the quilt from me, and you kicked me, your singing was terrible, and the restaurants you chose were terrible. Too many... too many for me to keep up with you. But I really want to know what you are thinking. "..." I have so many shortcomings that I don't even love myself anymore. But, I love you.

22. Loving money, cheating, and telling lies are not big mistakes. The biggest mistake a woman can make is to marry someone she doesn't love.

23. Loving someone is not very hard, but that person doesn’t know how to cherish you.

24. I think in this world, loving money, cheating, and telling lies are not big mistakes. The biggest mistake a woman can make is to marry someone she doesn't love. Marriage is very long, and in the end you get money, but you are the one who is hurt the most.

25. What I really look forward to is: No matter it’s windy, rainy, injured, or sick, you will always be by my side, just like your family. At first, I thought I just loved your money, but later I discovered that what I love is you, really you. I didn’t expect that it would be much more difficult to admit that I love you than to admit that I love money.

26. I don’t need happiness, I just want to become strong.

27. The movements of the two of them pull each other, but do not touch each other. Just like the relationship between lovers, it is not always as simple as we think. The people around me come Back and forth, I could never find the right person.

28. Let the bank help you choose a man. The bank will investigate his career, his company, and everything about him, and then give you a digital credit limit. Credit plays a very important role in love. Location.

29. If you have the ability, find a man to help you pay for it.

30. Pulling each other but not touching each other is like getting along between lovers. It is not always as simple as we think. I want to find someone who can get along with me for a long time. Light, live together, face together, share together. Don’t blame others for stepping on you if you have a shoe-pad face.

1. Use your temper in principle, and use your temper on the edge.

2. Being unhappy is against yourself, and you will suffer whether you win or lose.

3. A bitch is a bitch, even if the economy is in crisis, it won’t be expensive!

4. Keep the diamonds and Wang Laowu can leave.

5. The difference between celebrities and us is that they walk on the red carpet, while we walk on the zebra crossing.

6. The most tiring thing in the world is living a hypocritical life.

7. Others’ happiness looks like that of the nouveau riche.

8. Fight with me, I will tease you to death. Inspirational books

9. It’s a pity that it’s not you who will accompany me until I’m drunk.

10. Money changes hands less and less, but words change words more and more.

11. The hero is standing, the bear is crawling, and I am squatting every day.

12. When money stands up and speaks, all truth is silent!

13. Half of the people in the world can't understand what you say, and the remaining half don't want to hear it at all.

14. As time goes by, people increase their number of animals.

15. The abandoned part of life is also a universe.

16. The saddest thing is that you can neither give up nor give up.

17. I have to endure two painful things every day. 1: I want to sleep but can’t sleep every night! 2: I can’t get up in the morning again!

18. The future is not a dream, it is insomnia.

19. If you add eggs, vegetables and ham to instant noodles, you will ruin the life of instant noodles.

20. Pretending to be stupid is a small realm, being stupid is a big realm.

21. I don’t tidy my room, I am the beauty in a messy room.

22. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

23. Have you been thrown up three times since you were born, but only caught twice?

24. If you have a shoe-stud face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

25. There is no pie in the sky, what falls may be bricks.

26. I can’t take care of you, so I can only take care of my own mood.

27. It is really difficult to find a job. Either you have to take a written test or you will be looked down upon...

28. Life is like singing, when you should be high-key, you should be high-key. Being low-key is called being out of tune.

29. In fact, when people hate a constellation, they often start by hating a person. The boss’s classic lines of happiness

The boss’s classic lines of happiness

1. My brothers and sisters, everyone is happy, every family is happy, even if we have broken bones, we are still connected. Well, then if you are happy, then of course brother will be happy!

2. The two of us are tied together. She must have me, and I must have her...

3. Men do push-ups; women, they do supine. Sit up.

A daughter-in-law like her...

4. Marriage is the second reincarnation of a person. Your uncle, I didn’t make the right choice!

5. It is unscientific to just look at a woman for a lifetime, and it is easy to see the disease.

6. After all, I also wear glasses, how can I do this?

7. If you don’t get the favor of lesbians, it will be hurt if you get it.

8. I eat carotene, which is very nutritious! Didn’t I see the apple just now?

9. If you want to live a decent life, don’t be afraid of having a little green on your back. Side note: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

10. Money is a bastard, if you don’t have it, make it again!

11. You respect me a foot, and I respect you a foot. Respect the personality of others and establish a role model!

12. A high job is not as good as a high salary, a high salary is not as good as a long life, and a long life is not as good as happiness.

13. There is bright moonlight in front of the bed, and every grain of work is hard; look up at the bright moon, and you will reach a higher level.

14. Happiness is: when I am hungry and see someone else holding a meat bun in their hand, they are happier than me; when I am cold and see someone else wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket, they are happier than me; I want to go to the latrine, which is just a pit. If you squat there, you will be happier than me.

15. You are asking for it, always comparing your own shortcomings to the strengths of others. Comparing your own shortcomings with the strengths of others will make you feel aggrieved; comparing your strengths with the shortcomings of others will make you happy.

16. Bringing a few bottles of foreign wine to your children is a waste of money. If this child comes back to Shuncheng and says that the old Fu family is not very polite in Beijing and ruins the reputation of our old Fu family, it will be a big loser.

17. In our country, when we treat guests to dinner, we seat them according to their age. In Beijing, we seat them according to their official age.

18. Angry youth? I think you have green dung, that is, undigested donkey dung and eggs.

19. Is this because of the wine, or is it because of your words?

20. Forget the darkness before dawn and remember the light after dawn.

21. Finding a wife is like buying shoes. Xin Wen is a white-collar worker and wears large-size shoes, 50. Mei Hao is a little woman and wears small size shoes, 41. My feet are 41cm, so plum is a good fit. She wears cloth shoes, which are good for her feet. Xin Wen wears high heels. I'm afraid of sprained feet.

23. Isn’t it important to live and work in peace and contentment? You are responsible for living in peace, and I am responsible for having a happy career.

24. When people become officials and have money, they should be gentle to others. If you are gentle, you will feel comfortable, and others will feel comfortable; if you are tough, you will feel uncomfortable, and others will feel uncomfortable too. Just like teeth and tongue, the teeth are hard and the tongue is soft. When people get old, their teeth fall out. I have never heard of people losing their tongues when they get old.

25. You can’t do it if you don’t have the capacity to drink, but you can’t do it if you have the mood.

26. Being tasteful is because of my cultivation.

27. When I feel cold, I put on clothes, autumn clothes, autumn trousers, sweaters, woolen trousers, cotton jackets, cotton trousers, then you come to me with a small brazier It was warm around me, so I took off all my thick clothes. Just when I was feeling comfortable, you left with a small brazier. My heart felt cold at that time.