1. What a man is most proud of is not how many women he has owned, but how many men his woman is willing to reject for him.
2. A man never rejects anyone who feels good. woman, even if he has a woman
3. Not falling in love does not mean that no one wants her
4. Only liars in the world are sincere. Because he sincerely lied to you
5. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. . .
6. Once you fall in love, you lose one friend.
7. -Everyone who says he doesn’t want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.
8. A man who can bend down to tie your shoes is always better than a man who can only help you take off your clothes.
9. In fact, April Fool’s Day is April Fool’s Day, and Valentine’s Day is Valentine’s Day. 2. 14. How many people are lying to others? 4. 1. How many men and women use joking as an excuse to tell the truth
10. I just realized that when I can’t get through to you, the one who always says sorry to me is Move.
11. Have you ever read everything someone said but never commented?
12. Sorry, I can’t look the way you want. .
13. My future husband will definitely be a road addict, otherwise why wouldn’t he have found me even now?
14. You are simply a 4. Except for 2, it is still 2. Subtracting 2 is still 2. It is really 2 plus 2. If you remove 2, you still have a 2, and it is twice as much as 2!
15. My future husband. . Don't be so nice to your current partner, it's useless! ! !
16. Man: Can I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I just ask? Woman: Can I kiss you... Man: Yes, yes!
17. Even though I have set up an online reminder, I still can’t help but check whether you are online again and again.
18. Don’t be like a trash can, pretending and pretending. Ah, pretending...
19. Sometimes, I ignore you because I want you to pay attention to my existence.
20. Forgetting someone is actually quite simple: don’t meet him, don’t be mean to him.
21. Don’t see through me, otherwise you will lose all interest in me.
22. If I tell you to go away, just go away. I don’t know if I come here and hug you tighter, it will be fine! (This is the warmest sentence I have ever seen)
23. In fact, if you like a girl, buy more things for her. Once you get fat, no one will chase you, and it will be yours.
24. When I get married and have a wedding banquet, I will put my husband’s ex-girlfriend and those women I don’t understand at a separate table, and then I will toast one by one...
25 , Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can memorize my QQ? Who knows when my birthday is? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?
26. When you say bad things about me, can you please stop adding extravagant words and thinking that it’s a stir-fry?
27. Is there such a person with whom you can exchange dozens of text messages or one phone call every day? But I was embarrassed and speechless
28. When you fall in love, you become a wife. How many are responsible? !
29. I am very petty, jealous, and I don’t know when one day I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
30. In fact, people are all cheap. You don’t care about people who love you and dote on you, but they still pursue you if they are as cold as ice.
31. February On the 14th, I will play Lianliankan all day long... Eliminating a pair is a pair...
32. I hate that I waited for your news for a long time, and the result was just "Oh, you should be Do I tell stories or jokes?
33. You are only suitable to miss, not to meet.
34. I dreamed last night that men from all over the world were suffering from menstrual cramps
35. In fact, being single is good, and you don’t need to explain yourself to anyone you are ambiguous with.
36. Am I redundant? In fact, I am not redundant. There is only one me in the world, how can I be superfluous? That's called the only one.
37. Some people used to be friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even be friends.
38. Men, please note: Do not try to reason with women. A creature that bleeds for more than seven days a month and still cannot die is an unnatural existence on this planet...
39. I just hope that someone will know that I am not really okay when I say I am okay
40. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do with the computer but doesn’t want to turn it off? ?
41. If you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired. If you care for a long time, you will collapse. If you are silent for a long time, you will suffer. If you miss it for a long time, you will shed tears.
42. I am lazy. Lazy So much so that I don’t even bother to change the person in my heart...
43. Have you noticed that excellent people are generally single.
44. Believe it or not, there will be someone who carefully reads every status you post, including every reply below, but doesn’t say a word.
45. I really want to know whose name I will call out when I am drunk.
46. I keep turning the QQ group on and off, off and on, and see I'm looking at people online but can't find anyone to chat with.
47. Most people who change their signature just want to write something that suits their mood and show it to someone.
48. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the person who loves you the most. The person who makes you cry to the point of breaking your heart is the person you love the most.
49. Have you ever said that when you are offline, you are actually turning online into invisible?
50. He said he loves you, but he didn’t say he only loves you.
51. We have a lot to talk about in QQ, but in reality, when we meet, we can’t say a word, just like strangers
52. In fact, capable men just spoil their women. Other men can't stand it; 71 non-mainstream classic quotes
. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive
2. Jesus and What is the biggest difference between Sakyamuni? One has big curly hair and the other has small curly hair
3. Why are my eyes always filled with tears? Because I pretend to be serious.
4. There is no wall that is airtight, and there is no beam that cannot be hung.
5. When will the bright moon come? Look up and take a look. Classic quotations are from:
6. When we are together for a long time, we will separate, and when we are separated for a long time, we will be together; when we drink, we will go crazy, and when we drink, we will drink.
7. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy
8. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys suddenly had the style of the Brazilian team.
9. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, each looking for their mother. The Eight Immortals are crossing the sea, please fasten your seat belts
10. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, Li Junji and Li Yuchun are both made of cement
11. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly stimulated
12. Don’t blame the dog for following you if you have a bun.
13. When you can’t figure it out, just think that you are in China, and everything will suddenly become clear to you
14. A hero does not ask for a way out, and a rogue does not care about age (classic! Strong! Top!)
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15. Raise two fingers and say to the students: "Students, the key to learning mathematics well is three words!! Do more exercises
16. There must be a reason for making trouble without reason!
17. Happiness is a comparative degree, and you need something at the bottom to feel it.
18. One sentence of "take it" is better than two sentences of "I will give it to you"
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19. The biggest difference between doing and not doing is: the latter has the right to comment on the former.
20. When a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary, not an Independence Day.
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21. Close my eyes, I see my future... (Classic! Strong! Top!)
22. When you see injustice on the road, roar, and continue on after roaring Move forward. (Classic! Strong! Top!)
23. Only when your pants lose their belts do you understand what dependence is.
24. Sometimes life is like a computer that crashes when it is told. , no need to discuss.
25. The sea is wide and the fish can jump, and the broken drum can be beaten by others.
26. The grievances that can be expressed are not considered grievances; the grievances that can be snatched away are not considered grievances. Love is not love.
27. Smoking is not obedient, so we "smoke" (Classic! Strong! Top!)
28. A beautiful person is not as good as a good life. Beautiful!
29. Apart from love, there are radishes in other people’s fields.
30. It’s useless to think that others can’t find me if I am “invisible”. Yes, people like me are like fireflies in the dark night, bright and outstanding.
31. Diamonds last forever.
32. There will be some rust left on the iron rooster, you are basically a stainless steel rooster!
33. Before you even had a chance to get involved, you were plucked out (Classic! Strong! Top!)
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34. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!
35. Don’t say that others have a disease in their brains, the premise is that they have a disease in their brains! You must have a brain.
36. Lie down wherever you fall.
37. I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me?
38. The most contradictory thing between lovers is that they fantasize about each other's future but miss each other's past.
39. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.
40. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty.
41. Life is like "breathing", "exhaling" is to take a breath, and "inhaling" is to take a breath.
42. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. (Classic! Strong! Top!)
43. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm.
44. It’s difficult for a hero to pass the test of beauty. I’m not a hero, but beauty made me pass the test.
45. Play with your life: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with?
46. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives.
47. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste.
48. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies.
49. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy.
50. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.
51. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish.
52. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up my choice.
53. As a typical failure, you are too successful. (Classic! Strong! Top!)
54. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.
55. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. (Classic! Strong! Top!)
56. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.
57. When the boss uses you, you are a talent; when the boss doesn’t use you, he will be laid off!
58. If you fall, get up and cry again.
59. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.
60. Never mention it not because you forget, but because you remember.
61. Let the future come, let the future come. Past, past.
62. Does being big mean you are powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct?
63. White lie: It is to find a good excuse for one's deception.
64. When parents deceive their children, it is called education; when children deceive their parents, it is called deception; when they deceive each other, it is called generation gap.
65. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money.
66. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.
67. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at closed doors and turn a blind eye to open doors.
68. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over.
69. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t resolve their complexes.
70. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then withdraw from it again and again!
71. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream! Non-mainstream classic quotations
1. Many things we thought we would never forget in our lifetime, Just in the days when we miss him, he is forgotten by us.
2. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I came from more than anyone else. I keep looking back and stand still, but time still passes by with great vigor. Run forward.
3. You give me a tear, and I see the entire ocean in your heart.
4. If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why doesn’t God destroy me?
5. Will the love engraved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement, blooming in a lonely forest without wind?
6. In this sad and bright March, I rush through my thin youth, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that appear and disappear. .
7. If you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.
8. Those things that we once thought we never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.
9. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over every night when the stars fall. .
10. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky.
11. I count your smiles every day, but you feel so lonely even when you laugh. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.
12. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future
13. There used to be A smile appeared in my life, but in the end it dissipated like mist, and that smile became a rushing river buried deep in my heart. I couldn't swim across it. The sound of the river became my despair every day and every night. singing.
14. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy, not sad
15. The wind blows up the fleeting years like broken flowers, and your smile sways and becomes the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the depth of the seasons. Deep shadow.
16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.
17. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.
18. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.
19. If one day we are no longer together, we should act as if we were together.
20. Forget it if you haven’t finished talking about some things. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want to listen to me, but you don’t want me to listen to you either. .
21. I forgot which day of which year, which month, which wall I carved a face on. A smiling face staring at me sadly. We smiled and said that we stayed in the origin of time. In fact, the place had already been silently swept away by the torrent.
22. Some people will always be engraved in our memory. Even if we forget his voice, his smile, and his face, the feeling every time I think of him is That will never change.
23. Those people who said they would never be separated are already scattered at the end of the world.
24. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky, wandering to the sky but refusing to come back.
25. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.
26. The space formed by singing allows the years to come and go freely, so it still protects the face of the person who has never changed and a huge hatred that has never ended.
27. One day I will walk away from you silently, without any sound. I have missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.
28. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I always stand in the present while you always stay in the past.
29. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and listen to those stories that will never grow old while slowly smiling.
30. I have forgotten which year, month and day I carved a face on which wall. A smiling face staring at me sadly. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be It will be like the flowers on the concrete floor blooming into the windless forest that has never existed before.
31. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
32. When you truly love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.
33. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past cannot be returned to the past, so it slowly extends and staggers bit by bit. Maybe we really should forget the things that were missed.
34. What is happiness? It is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.
35. There is no soft love in the hard city. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness. Thousands of people will never be able to see through the mirror, but the smoke and clouds in the world between my fingers are like me in a blink of an eye.
36. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow cleanly from your fingers drop by drop.
37. Who is the passer-by in life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of the past life, the wind of this life, the endless sad souls, I look back at the path of my growth, Watching day by day, I stood on the roadside with my hands in the pockets of my windbreaker and saw countless people walking past me expressionlessly. Occasionally someone stopped and smiled at me, as bright as a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth in my life. Seeing them reminds me of never leaving.
38. There is no legend about the grass growing and the orioles flying in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and false smiles, and I am being assimilated
39. Those things we thought we would never forget, just in the process of us remembering them, will be completely different one day if we forget them. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. .
40. The wind blew hollowly. Another year passed like this. The coming year will continue like this. I don’t know whether there is frustration hidden behind the stability, or whether there is stability in the depression. We just can't find it.
41. Leave, let things become simpler, people become kind, like children, we start again.
42. When a beast is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, then lick its wounds and persist on its own, but once it is greeted with greetings, it cannot bear it.
43. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and moist place suitable for anything to grow.
44. Because I know you are a child who worries easily, so I put the thread in your hands but I dare not fly too far. No matter if I fly with the wind to the clouds, I hope you can see me. Even if I occasionally get playful and get lost, I still know that you are waiting for me.
45. I don’t like talking but I talk the most every day. I don’t like laughing but I always laugh. Everyone around me says my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. hapiness. But why do I suddenly become silent in a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? When I see the trees losing their leaves crazily in autumn, I forget to speak. When I see the warm yellow lights on the road as the sky gets late, I feel sad. Forgot my original direction
46. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I have been standing here while you are Stay in the past forever.
47. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like lines of ants traveling through my memory.
48. If waiting can bring a miracle, I would rather wait, even for a year, or for a lifetime!
49. Memories like rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green have long been buried In the early part of the time scale, only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale.
When I stubbornly carried my luggage alone and started my new journey, I knew that only a few friends stood behind me and stared. Their eyes were as vast and far-reaching as the setting sun, which made me feel heavy. However, when we decide to go on the road alone, leaving all the curses and betrayals behind, we can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but still continue to beat the pace.
50. I am always attracted by the chapters composed of beautiful Chinese characters. After reading them over and over again, I always feel that Chinese characters are the most beautiful language but not the most beautiful words. 31 non-mainstream classic quotations in 2021
1 After I turned around, my tears kept flowing. Although my heart hurt, I can only say that I will go away after separation
2 Grandpa Du It came from my grandson.
3 You are so good at pretending, how can I bear to expose you? How can I not bear to love you?
4 Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.
5 I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.
6 After he turned around, he still held her in his arms. After letting go, they no longer had the tenderness of each other.
7 On a whim that day, I used your photo as the desktop of my computer. Damn, it happened. Got a computer virus!
8 How I wish I could grow old together with you accidentally.
9 If you were a flower, even cows would not dare to shirk you.
10 We cried and couldn’t separate, but now we smile to let go
11 A person’s life is like shit, sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.
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12 If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.
13. If you cannot put on the wedding dress for your beloved woman, please stop unbuttoning her clothes.
14 Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.
15 I have loved your specialness deeply, so I never regret that you have left me far away
16 You tell me, if you don’t have a diploma, you will learn to be ugly, if you are not smart, you will learn He's bald!
17 If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll root it out
18 Protect yourself , love others and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.
19 How should I forget everything that happened in the past? Just let them never come back.
20 Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but it is a pity that youth is just a gecko
21 I can’t play chess, calligraphy and painting, and it’s too tiring to do laundry and cooking.
22 The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.
23 Although the bird is small, it really covers the entire sky.
24 If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.
25 If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.
26 Male R3n, if you love your girl R3n., you should believe her.
27 I originally planned to search Gou, but I saw Maopu.
28 When I was a child, smiling was a mood, but when I grow up, smiling is an expression.
29 I will be parasitic in your world for one more day and even my own shadow will be invisible.
30 If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
31 Only when you hold your hand do you know that your son is ugly, your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave