Humorous short jokes

Humorous short jokes, there are many types of sentences, some of which are very humorous, and a person who can make humorous jokes The general ones are particularly popular because they will become everyone's happy fruit. Here are some humorous and short jokes. Humorous and short jokes 1

1. Going to school is really boring, so I still won’t go to school.

2. You don’t have to pretend to be like me, I’m also crazy.

3. Be a classy boy and pick up classy ladies.

4. If you mess with me again, I will spit shit on your face!

5. You let me know what hell is like.

6. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers!

7. I treat you as a human being but you act like a bitch.

8. What is more terrifying than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

9. Autumn pants last forever, and one pair will be passed down forever.

10. Falling in love at first sight will fade again and again, and it will be exhausted after three times.

11. Drunk and lying on the knees of a beautiful woman, wake up and take the power to kill.

12. An apology is not enough to be forgiven.

13. You are playful and lustful, which is just right for me.

14. If you feed the common people, the common people will feed you!

15. You can be arrogant, but you have to give face.

16. Change of heart is instinct, but loyalty is choice.

17. Women are nothing, but brothers are king.

18. I also want to fall in love early, but it’s a pity that it’s too late.

19. I want to express that I want to torture the school to death!

20. You are no match for me if you play scheming!

21. Either you are disabled, or you are half-disabled.

22. If you have a shoe-pad face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

23. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

24. I feel so hot and cold, but I am so far away from you, okay?

25. Come on, drag me out, slice and fry the green peppers!

26. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

27. Don’t talk about feelings with me, because talking about feelings will hurt your money!

28. You are not me, and you are not qualified to speak for me.

29. I don’t even believe your words.

30. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge. Humorous and short jokes 2

1. No matter how beautiful the oath is, it is still false, and no matter how tragic the ending is, it is still true.

2. I will work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM.

3. What happened in the class? I don’t know, I’ll start by making noise first.

4. Men are passionate but not specific, while women are specific and ruthless.

5. Life does not believe in tears. Tears do not represent weakness.

6. If you don’t have ideals in life, what’s the difference between being a salted fish?

7. The advice in the story is the secret of emerging from the mud without being stained.

8. Show off the essence of your dress under the guise of being talented.

9. The vacation is coming to an end. Which child can help me with my homework?

10. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves in front, and the waves in front die in military training.

11. When I came to this world, I had no intention of going back alive.

12. The person who keeps smiling at you is either stupid or Zhang Han.

13. If you have the conditions, you must fall in love early, otherwise you won’t be able to learn it later.

14. If you are still persisting, it means you are not desperate enough.

15. If you can’t be stunningly beautiful, then be so ugly that you’ll be fascinated by it.

16. When is the time to repay each other’s grievances? Let’s just sit and chat.

17. I am your helpless choice, but I am not the one you love.

18. Anger is anger, big brother will never not love you.

19. Uncle, take care of your wife and don’t bother me.

20. Are the types of animals decreasing and the types of humans increasing?

21. No matter what, your smile is my biggest wish.

22. The general will watch the crab with a cold eye to see how long it will run rampant.

23. Live a chic life, be graceful and suave but not dirty.

24. Time will eventually be stronger than love, and it is not difficult to forget anything.

25. Talking to loneliness, I just don’t want to believe that you have left.

26. The highest level of buffet eating: support the wall to enter and support the wall to exit.

27. Women are afraid of perverts. In fact, perverts are afraid of me.

28. The sky will never fall into traps, it will only fall into traps.

29. My head is full of wisdom, and my face is stretched out.

30. How can you wear a wedding dress casually without experiencing a few people? Humorous and short jokes 3

1. As long as there is hope of flying, you must not crawl on the ground.

2. If I hadn’t been able to beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

3. My little wish is that I won’t have insomnia at night and there will be no shortage of money on my card.

4. Nine chrysanthemums are yellow, ten daughters and nine are like mothers.

5. Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

6. If there is no future, it is not bad to cherish the present.

7. Before evaluating others, first look at your own weight.

8. Stop being funny, you will almost die from your laughter.

9. What is a best friend? You have been mentally retarded for many years, but I will never leave you.

10. Life is really good, but there are different sadnesses every day.

11. You must first learn not to be angry, and then learn to make others angry.

12. I swear, I have never sworn casually.

13. Is there anything sad? Say it to make everyone happy.

14. You are my cup of tea, but I never drink tea.

15. Talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

16. Life is limited, please waste it on better things.

17. Carrying a fat doll on his back and holding a duck in his hand.

18. You still have to listen in class, just in case you understand it one day!

19. A cold-tempered person can be warmed up in three minutes. He doesn’t like trouble and being troubled.

20. My love for you is better than every rainbow smile.

21. When the breeze is finally silent, I shake hands with youth and make peace.

22. It was ordinary when you were here, but I miss you when you are gone.

23. Whether you die or not, I will be there, waiting for you to die.

24. Although I am immune to all poisons, in fact, I have already been pierced by thousands of swords.

25. You dress so dangerously and look so safe.

26. I don’t need any tricks to flirt with you. Routines are reserved for ugly people.

27. The person burning incense is not necessarily a monk, it may also be a panda.

28. He is born with a villainous appearance, with a narrow forehead, a narrow face, and a long mouth and tongue.

29. You are actually not that important, you are only needed occasionally.

30. I can no longer tell whether you are friendship or missed love.

31. Living is not the last word, living and persevering is the right way.

32. Narcissism is not a sin. If you are obsessed with me, please wait in line.

33. Good night, say good night to those who have no one to say good night to.

34. We are all farsighted, blurring the recent happiness.

35. Alas, if this person is out of shape, even his headache will be migratory.

36. The world is so big and there is only one me. Look at it and cherish it.

37. When the house leaks, it rains all night, and when you are late, you always encounter a big traffic jam.

38. Life is like an electrocardiogram. It goes smoothly but you die!

39. Just tell me who is chasing you and I will help you knock her down.

40. I was born a genius, but education ruined me.