The post-8s classic quotations 1. The important task of post-8s is to create post-8s. 2. prerequisites for marriage: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead. 3, no money, no power, no longer be nice to you, can you follow me? 4. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar. 5. Go to Google and Baidu. 6. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and hit your baby! 7. Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face ... 8. If you look like a steamed stuffed bun, don't blame the dog for following. 9. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun. 1. Grandpa came from his grandson ... 11. God, did you let summer and winter share the same room? Give birth to this kind of weather! 12, the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods! 13. I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, this thousand-handed Guanyin has been streaking for more than 2 years! 14. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs. 15. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind ... 16. Take a dump! 17. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it. 18. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, and don't call me if you have something to do. 19. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes. 2, exercise muscles to prevent being beaten! 21. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves ... 22. I want to fall in love early, but it's already late ... 23. Hugging is really a strange thing. Obviously, we are so close, but we can't see each other's faces. 24. You can't take care of yourself in your personal life! 25. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock ... 26. In fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents! Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, OK? 28, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me! 29. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime! 3. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time! Boss, is money really that important to you? You've been talking for over three hours, and you haven't dropped a penny? 32. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet! 33. When I woke up, it was dark. 34. If I become the personnel manager, the first thing I will do is to promote myself as the boss. 35. I am trying to lose weight every day except during meals. You still say that I have no perseverance? 36. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge. 37. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk before eating when all the wine and meat are ready. 38. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it! 39, people are not smart, but also dare to learn from others baldness? 4, there is a very old legend-people who can see beautiful women in XX campus will live forever ... 41, if you ignore me, I will become a dog ... 42, life, easy; Live, easy; Life is not easy. I won't say anything if I kill you. 44. Nothing that money can solve is a problem. 45. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten! 46. Even believe in advertisements. Are you stupid to study? 47. It's easy to quit smoking, but it's too difficult to quit you! 48. How can you lose weight if you are not full? 49. Sleep is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art. 5. How can I forget you when all the old ladies on Naihe Bridge have sold Pepsi? 51. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird. 52. If I become an emperor, I will make you a prince. 53. As long as the hoe dances well, which corner can't be dug down? 54. God, my clothes have lost weight again! 55. My name in my girlfriend's mobile phone is "He". After breaking up, I became "It". 56, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, then adults. 57. I am different from you because I am human. 58. How many worries can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. 59. I really want to personally control your grandfather's cry: "Dad!" I only drink pure water when drinking water, and pure milk when drinking milk, so I am very simple …61. I often go to KFC and McDonald's, which is my toilet. 62. Facts have proved that in this world, feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain. 63. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high. 64. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but the problem is that I am poor. 65. Spring has arrived, young trees have sprouted, and the stock market has turned green. 66. People have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back. 67. Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find. 68. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints. 69. Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am. 7. I hereby appeal to everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks ... Well, it is very important to learn to repair their own notebooks ... Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his own notebooks ... Everyone knows what happened afterwards. 71. I'm not a diviner in the square. I can't talk so much about what you like to hear. 72. People who only know just will inevitably be broken; Only those who are soft will eventually be cowards. 73. Find a boyfriend like EXCEL-hide if you want, filter if you want, delete if you want, and if you are unhappy, hey, I won't save it. 74. After meeting me, you will suddenly find out-ah, handsome can be so specific! 75. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we ask too much of the story. 76. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card. 77. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go. 78. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung. 79. Ask a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" Colleagues said, "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! " 8. Faith is not spoken, but made. Glory lies in dullness, and difficulty lies in eternity. 81. I ordered two dishes in the canteen at noon. After eating the first one, I was shocked. "Is there anything worse in the world?" After eating the second one, I cried, "There really is". 82. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously. 83. Being single is not difficult, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single. 84. The highest level of self-help: help the wall in and help the wall out.