1. You have an ID card if you have any status.
2. There are too many bacteria in the outside world. I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.
3. Human nature is such a cool thin. As long as you exchange it for something better, you will be willing to give it up.
4. Auntie, lend me your daughter for one year, and I'll pay you back one big and one small next year.
5. As soon as I settle down to study, I think of the whole world, the motherland has not been reunified, and I feel very depressed, so I really have no intention to study.
6. I'm not a straw boat. Don't send your bitch to me.
7. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of swearing, but I can't help it because of the group of fools around me.
8. There was a loud noise in the sky, and I made my debut. As soon as I got online, there was a power outage all over the world.
9. Don't be proud of being a bully. Your future boss may be a scum.
1. If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.
11. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.
12. The reason why we copy test papers is only because we still care about parents' feelings.
13. I want to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste and an illiterate with knowledge!
14. Picking up girls is like hanging up QQ. Picking her up for two hours every day will soon make the sun rise.
15. People who have never stood in the same place will not know what it is like to stand for a long time without bending their legs.
16. Time makes love ridiculous. How can a smiling person cry?
17. I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.
18. My wish is to sleep until I was a child.
19. The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.
2. The electric fan is man's best friend. I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. The fan shook its head silently all night.
21. Some friends are like dogs. Whoever has bones will go with them.
22. Every day, I constantly set a new world record, the number of days I have lived in the world.
23. The world laughs at me for being crazy, and I laugh at the poor people.
24. If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.
25. I thought you were oxygen, but it was just a farce.
26. Since I was a child, I have been determined to be a foolish man, but I am only half successful, and I am still behind.
27. I have always been shameless, and I will carry it out to the end.
28, you are crazy, I am a fool, and you are crazy.
29. I really want to point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is a replacement here.
3. whoever is unkind to me, I'll write who has the phone number on the wall, and write at the back: marriage, no restrictions, both men and women.
31. The more people I know, the more I like animals.
32. Please respect yourself, guest officer. My little girl only sells herself, not entertainers.
33. I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.
34. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, and it takes only one bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.
35. The garden can't be closed in spring, so I'm pulling an apricot out of the wall.
36. Test a lie with a lie, and all you get is a lie.
37. I like watching Diga Altman, because every episode will kill people in a city.
when I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bike, so I took a taxi to school every day.
39. When you are in a bad mood, take the bus and sit behind your long hair to get a haircut.
4. Although I have a bad temper, I won't argue with dogs.
41. I just like you to take care of me a little more, which makes me important.
42. It's my long-cherished wish to see Shuaibi in the ladies' room.
43. Viruses seem to fall in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
44. It's too hot, nothing is positive, and acne is the most positive.
45. What are the two words you hear the most on the New Water Margin-eating wine.
46. The three words that touched me most in the world: I brought you delicious food. I treat you to delicious food. I will take you to eat delicious food!
47. Whenever the war starts, I will hide in the trench, because I am undercover.
48. Is there anyone who just stares at the computer screen like Kui, but doesn't know what he really wants to do?
49. Second friends refer to people who can be together. When they are bored, their presence will make you feel happy. In a word, you can laugh for a long time to your second friends.
5. God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all.
51. If you see the shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.
52. What is the biggest tragedy of wearing flip-flops? It's just that someone stepped on it, and the herringbone is still there.
53. You always say that I don't smile at you, but when I smile at you, you smile at other girls.
54. Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.
55. Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
56. The light stretched my figure and slowly disappeared, so I was invisible.
57. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and I jump for both eyes. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a bank full of money?
58. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you downstairs.
59. I really want to live in a movie. The next shot is a subtitle: Many years later.
6. You are checking the World Cup scores, and I am checking the scores of the senior high school entrance examination. Although we take different roads, we will eventually meet on the rooftop.
61. Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and crash it into the slot.
62. I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world.
63. I tried to be an interesting person, but later I went astray and became a tease.
64. shout after me: money comes, money comes. As a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.
65. There are fewer words and more thoughts in my heart.
66. Women are cute when they first met, but fierce when they met.
67. I shook my head after breaking up, and my wig was thrown out.
68. A woman can't see through her heart because her breast is too thick.
69. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon, and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to take shelter from the rain.
7. Actually, I'm selfish. It gives me a bad taste to see that people who are kind to me are also kind to others.
71. Say goodbye to the second day of junior high school and welcome the third day in the future. It's foolish to pinch your fingers and calculate.
72. Letting the world bow is a kind of domineering, and letting yourself go is a kind of boldness.
73. It's not easy to cheat if you are good-looking. The invigilator can't help but take a look. No wonder I was often found in those days.
74. There are too many words in my heart that I can't find a satisfactory expression. Forgive me for being speechless.
75. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are hardworking and smart, and they work overtime until dawn ...
76. How can your heart be so different from your appearance?
77. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself that "it doesn't matter" people are participating.
78. Last night, there was a loud click and a flash of lightning flew by. I thought it was crossing. There was a power outage in Nima!
79. I wish I could block Tencent news, at least it won't make me happy.
8. It really didn't disappoint me to say that you are shameless.
81. Hold you in my hand and close your palms. I can't hold you back!
82. I have short hair, so don't force me to get married again.
83. Why are people alive? For those great grandfathers Mao.
84. Actually, I haven't forgotten anything, but there are some things that need to be hidden.
85. I thought I was decadent, but today I realized that I had already scrapped.
86. You are the song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.
87. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try a nearby tree.
88. Geniuses generally don't live long, because they all know too much.
89. There are too many liars now. In the afternoon, I heard a man say "I'm dying of heat" in the street. I was kind enough to fear that something would happen to her. He didn't die three blocks away from her!
9. If the heart has no place to live, it is wandering everywhere!
91. I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.
92. As a handsome boy, the highest level is not that you go to pick up girls, but that girls come to pick you up.
93. How lovely the world would be if grades could rise as fast as house prices.
94. When I have a fever at home, I still insist on surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.
95. You should live well, for those who want you to live well and for those who want you to die quickly.
96. My friend asked me to transfer money to him, but I accidentally pressed it into a phone number, so I just called more.
97. If you spread me herpes, I will live and die together.
98. When I have money, I will buy 1 million bicycles and give them to everyone in China. I'll take the bus by myself?
99. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight won't allow it.
1. When I saw you in man show, I looked down, not because I was shy, but because I was looking for a brick.
11. I will cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and crazy to care about my mood.
12. I must be a shining psycho in your mediocre life.
13. I want to earn a lot of money for my father, and then I will be a rich second generation.
14. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.
15. What is happiness? Happiness is to wake up every morning and look at your watch, but you can sleep for another half an hour.
16. I won't bend over if money falls from the sky, because even pies won't fall from the sky, let alone money.
17. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful, and the other is ugly. I am caught in the middle, which is ugly.
18, unbeaten sister, you said that I was a disgrace to the whole world. Have you ever been kind to me?
19, pretend, sooner or later, you will be tired of pretending, and I will see through you sooner or later.
11. The teacher said to his mother, "This child giggles at his crotch in class every day."
111. You are my Youlemei in winter and my popsicle in summer.
112, you have to believe, believe that we will be like in fairy tales, frogs and dinosaurs are the endings.
113. The best way to stop a woman's mouth when quarreling is to kiss her.
114, the mouth is trying to be brave, and the heart is surrendering. It's not so strong, but we are all pretending.
115. The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold my full personality.
116. Time is cruel. I won a lot but told me it was growth.
it turns out that our biggest rival in love is not mistress. It's time.
118. He didn't talk to me for a long time. I'm glad to talk to me today, but he said two words, "Go away".
119. I gave you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Should you charge me if you have something to do?
12. Don't worry about the road you haven't taken, as long as you are always ahead of yourself.