Funny catchphrases popular on the Internet

Funny catchphrases popular on the Internet. Different eras have different buzzwords. The Internet situation is changing rapidly, and many people accidentally fail to keep up with the trend. After all, these Internet words emerge in endlessly and become popular very quickly. The following are some funny catchphrases that are popular on the Internet. Funny popular catchphrases on the Internet 1

1. You dress very dangerously, but you look very safe.

2. Have a class reunion if you have nothing to do, and break up a pair to be a pair.

3. In addition to teeth, there is also love that cannot be extricated.

4. Worship God when you are rich and prodigal when you have no money.

5. There is only one road, abbreviated as a dead end.

6. If you use a beauty trick, I will follow it.

7. There are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

8. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fatness is temporary.

9. I am afraid of being hurt, so I wrap myself up.

10. It is virtue for a man to have no talent, so I must be too wicked.

11. In the sky, I would like to be a winged bird, and on the ground, I would like to be a twig.

12. The sky is blue, the eyes are blurry, and the days without money are too long!

13. I am not familiar with Wu Bai, but his younger brother Erbai Wu is very familiar with me.

14. Don’t plant strawberries on your face, what will grow are not fruits but traces.

15. It’s okay to joke, but don’t cross people’s bottom lines, and don’t poke people’s pain points.

16. Thanks to me being a thin person, I can count my ribs when I’m sad!

17. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

18. Don’t tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear them, and ghosts also like to hear them.

19. The cashier said: I have no change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

20. Not every dream will come true, and not everyone will stay the same forever.

21. The ex-girlfriend is like a biological child, and the second-girlfriend is like an adopted one.

22. Standing in a corner of the world, watching the sunrise and sunset alone.

23. If two people are together for a long time, staring at each other is also romantic.

24. Don’t doubt our distance, distance cannot produce beauty.

25. Women love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

26. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly.

27. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don’t speak easily.

28. No matter how many times you turn around, your butt is still behind you.

29. You said you miss me so much, so why don’t I sneeze?

30. No one has died since ancient times. Death early or late is not the same as death! Funny popular catchphrases on the Internet 2

1. A simple person like me cannot solve such a thoughtful math problem.

2. Back then, he was ambitious to conquer the world, but now he retires just for him.

3. God closes a door for you, and then goes to sleep.

4. In the end, the relationship with most people is: just follow the flow and not the heart.

5. I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I realized that the people I like are all good-looking.

6. Life is not just about the present, there are also invitations from old loves.

7. We will meet again in a few decades, and we will all be burned into ashes in the crematorium. We will be piled on top of each other, and no one will know each other. We will all be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

8. Silence is golden, don’t talk to me, I want to save money.

9. For the rest of my life, I will be thin, and I will be rich.

10. Stay with me, at least I have more than ten pounds of flesh to love you than others.

11. Sometimes I feel like I like you so much, it feels like I’ve eaten too much and I’m full.

12. If you want to hang out in the world, it’s best to be a bachelor!

13. You scold me because you don’t know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to beat me up.

14. Never quarrel with your parents. When you win, you will only get beaten.

15. Women love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible. 3 Funny Popular Catchphrases on the Internet

Cannonball’s head was even combed with lightning strikes.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say. Including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I'm done.

When feeding the pigs, I will always think of you.

Driving is not difficult, I’m just afraid there are new people!

Driving is not difficult, I’m just afraid there are new people!

How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

No matter how ugly a girl is, she is still a girl. A girl has the right to be picked up! Why don't you pick me up?

You even believe the advertisements, you’ll be fooled by reading!

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

I swear never to swear again! Funny popular catchphrases on the Internet 4

Haha

It comes from the Internet song of the same name. It was adapted by short video experts and combined with a very magical performance, attracting many people to imitate. Used to express happiness and excitement.

Is a werewolf

Evolved from "Is a ruthless person", which means "a little more ruthless than a ruthless person". It is usually used to make fun of someone who does things unconventionally, but it can achieve miraculous results, giving people an unexpected and powerful feeling.

The Rain Girl has no melons

The homophony of "it has nothing to do with you" is a non-standard expression in Mandarin with a dialect accent. This kind of expression looks cold and mysterious, which makes people confused. In addition, the emoticons are very funny and are usually used to reply or tease others.

Hardcore

This term first refers to a form of rap music, which is considered to be more powerful. Later it was extended to "core part, backbone", which means powerful and domineering. For example, hard-core technology refers to a very critical and core technology; saying that someone is hard-core can mean that the other person is very tough and tough.

996

Refers to the working hours from 9 am to 9 pm, 6 days a week, which represents the overtime culture prevalent in Chinese Internet companies. But advocating struggle and advocating labor does not mean compulsory overtime. Working hard is a struggle, and working skillfully is also a struggle; extending working hours is a struggle, and improving efficiency is also a struggle.

1.4 billion flag bearers

Faced with the atrocity of thugs throwing the national flag into the sea in Hong Kong, CCTV News published a Weibo topic on the same day "The five-star red flag has 1.4 billion flag bearers." . Netizens left messages and forwarded it one after another, expressing their sincere feelings of loving the motherland and protecting the national flag.

Cutting off

An attitude towards life, which means to cut off and abandon all those things that are unnecessary, inappropriate and outdated, and to cut off the attachment to them, "cutting off" Only after "leaving" can we live a simple and refreshing life. 5 Funny Popular Mantras on the Internet

1. I am a very tacky person. I see mountains as mountains, seas as seas, and flowers as flowers. Only when I see you, the sea of ??clouds begins to surge, the river tide begins to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratch the itch of the whole world. You don’t need to open your mouth, I and everything in the world will rush to you.

2. If one day you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I will not mention the madness you once had. If one day I put on a wedding dress and become someone else's bride, marrying you will still be my original dream.

3. After confirming my eyes, I met the right person.

4. I had a dream. In the dream, you grew long hair and we grew old together.

5. In front of you is the journey you came from, and looking back you are meeting people again. How many things can be taken care of, so why bother with worries.

6. Silence is a person’s biggest cry. Smile is a person's greatest disguise.

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

8. I don’t blame you for not accompanying me to the end, and I don’t blame fate for breaking up our relationship. I just hope that you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

9. If you miss me, come back. I'm free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I'm free every day.

10. I admit that I went to a nightclub, but I couldn’t stand it once I entered. There are actually no books and no ocean of knowledge inside. Those people were so rude and seemed to be hanging out.

11. I think it is actually very difficult to meet someone who makes you excited, likes and is a good match. So I just advise young people today not to let go of your partner’s hand easily. Sometimes if we persevere, maybe the two of us will slowly get better and better.

12. There will always be people who say good things about you, and there will always be people who say bad things about you, but as long as you behave with a clear conscience, you don’t have to be obsessed with other people’s judgments. There is no need to look at other people's eyes, and there is no need to blindly please others, as that will only make your life very tiring.