0251—Xiaohu learned good kung fu from the book "Encyclopedia of Martial Arts", but the first time he saw an uneven road, he was repaired. Why? Answer: He was watching a pirated version

0252—Why did Xiao Ming refuse to use the word "on one side...on the other side..." to make a sentence? Answer: Didn’t the teacher say that "you can't do two things at once"?

0253—Under what circumstances will 24 and 44 not be approximated as the simplest fraction? Answer: written on the staff

0254—Xiao Wu praised his girlfriend’s new clothes as “very beautiful”, but was beaten by her girlfriend. Why? Answer: The full score is one hundred points

0255—On Mother’s Day, if you don’t want your mother to wash the dishes, but you don’t want to do it yourself, what should you do? Answer: Tell her: "Mom, let's save it for washing tomorrow."

0256-A vole did not leave a pile of mud around the hole when it dug a hole. Why? Answer: Because he dug out the outlet first

0257—A Zhong has been married for several years, but has not given birth to a child. Why is this? Answer: He gave birth to twins

0258 - There was a lawyer who had a marriage change, but stood on his wife’s side, acted as her defense lawyer for free, and helped her ask for more support from her husband. Fees, but in the end the lawyer did not suffer any losses. Why? Answer: Because this lawyer is the wife

0259-The teacher wrote an essay titled "If I were a chairman". The students were all writing it carefully. Why didn't Xiaoqiang do it? Answer: He was waiting for his secretary to write it for him

0260 - Xiaoli only had 500 yuan on her, but she and her colleagues went shopping in a department store after get off work and spent 5,000 yuan. How did she do it? ? Answer: He used a credit card

0261—What should be hidden and used secretly, and then handed to others secretly after use? Answer: Film

0262—There is a cobra in the forest, but it never bites people. Do you know why? Answer: Because there is no one in the forest

0263—Why does Lao Li like to play mahjong with his wife and children? Answer: Only in this way can part of the salary be recovered

0264 - It is obviously a jar for sugar, but there is a label with "salt" on it. Do you know what the purpose is? Answer: Lie to ants

0265—Why do you have to quit smoking twice? Answer: Should I give up my right hand or my left hand?

0266—What would you do if your son was born with only one right hand? Answer: What are you afraid of? He still has a left hand.

0267—What car is least likely to be involved in a car accident? Answer: Hearse

0268—People who often put their hands into other people’s bags, why are they not thieves? Answer: Customs inspector

0269—Meiling sleepwalks out every night. Why doesn’t her husband take her to the hospital for treatment? Answer: She brings back two thousand yuan every time she sleepwalks.

0270—Which duck egg in the world cannot be eaten, cannot be cooked, but can be broken? Answer: duck eggs based on competition results.

0271—Lao Wang is an alcoholic. One day he went to see a doctor. The doctor warned him not to drink more than 4 drinks at a time. Why was Lao Wang still not afraid and drank 8 drinks at a time? ? Answer: Because he saw the doctor twice in a row

0272 - There is a fertilizer factory to the north and a winery to the south. It has an advantage. Do you know what it is? Answer: You can tell the wind just by opening the window

0273—Xiaohu’s motorcycle is neither locked nor illegal, but it is still locked. Why? Answer: I don’t know that the confused egg locked it wrongly

0274—It’s obviously the word “wrong”, why did Xiaohua insist on saying “right”? Answer: It is indeed a "wrong" word

0275-Three people went to the fields together, but one of them kept standing there without doing anything. Why? Answer: That is rice

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0276—A foreigner asked for directions. Xiao Ming tried his best to speak English to him, but he couldn’t understand him at all. Why? Answer: Because he is French

0277—Holmes spent half a day, but could not find any clues or witnesses at the murder scene, but he immediately announced that he had solved the case. Why? Answer: Because the murderer surrendered

0278 - The climate suddenly turned cold, and an ostrich decided to move south. Its head should be facing south, its tail should face north, and which way should its paws face? Answer: Ostrich can’t fly

0279—Xiaojie loves to brag, but why does he say that everyone says he speaks truthfully? Answer: That’s what he said himself

0280—The manager wanted to write a letter to his wife, so he dictated it and asked the female secretary to write it. After writing it, the manager found that the last sentence was missing: "I love you." Why? Answer: The female secretary thought she was talking to her

0281-There are ten suns in the sky, why only nine are shot down by the rear wings? Answer: He doesn’t want to go home in the dark

0282—When will we become arrogant? Answer: We were walking alone in the cemetery in the middle of the night

0283—Who would shake his head for more than half an hour? Answer: Watching the football game

0284-Test a question about calling relatives. If your great-grandfather’s son was the man who married your mother, what should you call him? Answer: Did your son eat it?

0285—Why did Chang'e regret going to Guanghan Palace? Answer: Because there is no mooncake competition on the moon

0286-When doing what thing is it best for people to close their eyes? Answer: It saves a lot of money when you die

0287—Other than the driver, who else can ride the bus every day without paying? Answer: Conductor

0288—When I was going through exit procedures at the airport, I remembered that I forgot to take my passport. How can I get it in the shortest time? Answer: You can get it by opening your purse

0289—What is the most important thing for a person who plans to grow his hair down to his waist? Answer: Don’t go out wearing white clothes at night

0290—Why do some people say: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder”? Answer: Because love makes people blind

0291—Superman saw someone robbing a bank, why didn't he stop it? Answer: Can’t find the phone booth

0292—Where is the higher the price of items, the happier the customers will be? Answer: Pawn Shop

0293—Cars should drive on the right, but why is Mr. Yang okay if he drives on the left? Answer: Because he is driving in a country that drives on the left

0294—Lao Chen always closes his eyes while working and never opens them. What exactly does he do? Answer: Pretending to be blind and begging

0295—Why didn’t the light come on when Mr. Wu pressed the switch when there was no power outage or jump? Answer: He connected the TV switch and of course it wouldn’t light up

0296—When Xiaodai was writing a composition one day, he found that he couldn’t write the word “stupid”, so he looked it up in the dictionary, but he couldn’t find the word. ,Why? Answer: She was stupid enough to look it up in an English dictionary

0297 - Anne's doctor boyfriend went on a business trip for a year and wrote a love letter to Anne every two days. After two months, Anne will How many love letters have you received? Answer: None, yes, but he was too lazy and didn’t send one.

0298-A San died, why did Damao confidently say: "The murderer is not me, there is definitely someone else." Man!" Answer: Because Ah San is from the TV Mystery Theater

0299-Why did a junior high school girl faint in the toilet after going to the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: He forgot that the toilet door has a pull, and he couldn't push it open for a long time and passed out

0300 - Someone fired five bullets at the gun target. He scored 100 points and he hit the target. Where? Answer: Just one shot is exactly one hundred

0301—A bets B: "I can bite my own right eye."

"B didn't believe it, so A took off the fake right eye, put it in his mouth and bit it five times. A added: "I can also bite my own left eye.

"B still didn't believe it. As a result, A won again. How did he do it? Answer: He took off his dentures and bit his left eye

0302—Most people hold bowls with their left hand and eat with their right hand. Right? Answer: What are you talking about?

0303 - "Don't shed tears even if you see the coffin" can be used to describe a stubborn person. Do you know who is a die-hard who "still won't shed tears after seeing the coffin"? Answer: Of course it’s a dead person

0304—Lao Wu smoked two packs of cigarettes a day, and his wife forced him to reduce the amount by half, so Lao Wu divided the day into two periods and smoked at the same interval as before. In fact, Lao Wu's cigarette consumption has not decreased at all. Why? Answer: His division is equal to awake and sleeping.

0305 - Lao Li stood on the road gesticulating, but no police came to chase him away. Why? Answer: Lao Li is a policeman

0306 - A frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters high each time, how many times does it need to jump to jump out of the well? Answer: He would have fallen to his death in such a deep dry well

0307 - Zhou Yu, a handsome man from the Three Kingdoms, why did he say with emotion: "Since Yu is born, how can Liang be born?" Answer: Because Zhuge Liang is handsomer than Zhou Yu

0308—Dabao, who always loves cakes the most, why can’t he even eat the 14 small pieces of cake in front of him today? Answer: Because he just finished eating the 3/4

0309—Why did Afa quietly tell Shoupi that he forgot to unzip his pants, but Shoupi didn't take it seriously? Answer: Because Afa is talking about himself

0310 - A lovelorn young man jumped from a two-story overpass, but ended up unscathed. What happened? Answer: Because he is an actor and is filming a movie

0311—My mother was obviously calling Dabao, but it was Xiaobao who came out. Why? Answer: Dabao is not here

0312—What gets smaller the more you rub it? Answer: Eraser

0313—What will a carrot become when it is drunk? Answer: Carrot

0314—What is one plus one? Answer: neither three nor four

0315—It takes four minutes to boil one egg, and how many minutes does it take to boil eight eggs? Answer: four minutes

0316—What is not afraid of cloth but only stones? Answer: Scissors.

0317—Why do elephants have such long trunks? Answer: He loves to lie

0318—A cow eats three hectares of pasture a year. Five cows are raised on the current 30-hectare pasture. How long does it take to eat them all? Answer: The spring breeze blows and gives birth to something that they will never be able to finish in their lifetime

0319—He can actually walk backward and forward. What is going on? Answer: hitchhiking in a car and walking in the opposite direction of the car

0320—The flow of the atmosphere is called "air flow"; the flow of river water is called "current"; what about the flow of wind? Answer: Fengliu

0321—In the past, people had to check each other’s three generations before getting married. What do people check now? Answer: Pocket

0322—The Indian government stipulates that a man is not allowed to marry his widow’s sister. Why? Answer: Since there is a widow who means that he is dead, of course he cannot marry again

0323-Following the road sign to "Keelung", but ended up in "Taoyuan", why? Answer: Just after the typhoon, the road sign fell down

0324—It was obviously a sunny day, but someone said: "There will be a typhoon in a minute!" Why did he say that? Answer: Because we are in the eye of a typhoon right now

0325—Afa Zai looks very much like his family, but everyone says Afa Zai is not their child. Why? Answer: Because he is the father

0326—What is it about being naked when you go out and only putting on clothes when you get home? Answer: Clothes hanger

0327-Place a watermelon and an ice cube on each side of a balanced seesaw with equal weight. If they are left like this, in the end, which direction will the seesaw go?

Tilt direction? Answer: On the same level, the ice melted and the watermelon rolled.

0328—Where can a place be full if only one person enters? Answer: Toilet

0329—Why do some people ignore death? Answer: If you are dead, what can you do to save yourself?

0330—The news published in newspapers may not all be true, but what news can never be false? Answer: Date

0331—The elevator was crowded with people. It suddenly fell shortly after rising. Why was no one injured? Answer: All died

0332 - A famous car thief saw a Cadillac when there was no one around one day, but he did not take action. Why? Answer: The car is his

0333—To describe a girl’s good looks, what words would make her the happiest? Answer: Lie

0334—When a blind man was about to reach the edge of the cliff, he suddenly turned around and walked back. Why? Answer: Because he is only blind in one eye

0335 - Every morning it rises in the east and sets in the west. Guess something with five words. Answer: Yes, it is the sun (a little stuttering).

0336—There is a man who lives on the thirteenth floor. He takes the elevator to the first floor every day when he goes out, but when he comes back he only takes the elevator to the fourth floor and then climbs back up. Why? Answer: He is too short. Not able to reach the button

0337—Cao Lan stopped a taxi on the side of the road. As soon as she got into the car, she was kicked out by the driver. Why? Answer: Because the driver asked him where he was going and she said she wouldn't tell you.

0338-The cow is called "calf" when it is young. What should the rabbits and tortoises be called when they are young? Answer: Son of a Rabbit and a Turtle

0339—Xiao Chen was eating instant noodles in the middle of the night. Why was he staring at his watch while eating? Answer: That package of noodles is valid until today

0340—Why did Lao Chen say that he couldn’t survive a day without a woman? Answer: He is a cosmetics manufacturer

0341—My uncle’s sister-in-law, but not my aunt, so who is she? Answer: My mother

0342—I have nine apples, but I have to distribute them to thirteen children. What should I do? Answer: Juice

0343—What is the biggest difference between newspaper news and TV news? Answer: You can save the newspaper after reading it.

0344—A plane crashed and the scene was in pieces. Surprisingly, no injuries could be found. Why? Answer: That was a remote-controlled airplane

0345—Lao Zhang accidentally swallowed a gold coin. Why did he wait ten years to have surgery to remove it? Answer: Because I was not in a hurry to use money at the time.

0346 - A day is completed when it gets dark once and light up once, but once it got dark twice and still only one day passed. Can you two guess the reason? Answer: There is a total solar eclipse

0347—A person has a high fever of 50 degrees. Who should he ask for help at this time? Answer: Fire brigade

0348—Why is a bottle of medicine labeled highly toxic but harmless to humans? Answer: Unless you drink it

0349—Xiao Ming handed in a completely blacked-out picture in the drawing class. Why did the teacher still consider it a passing grade? Answer: Because Xiao Ming painted a black man catching crows in the middle of the night

0350 - The pregnant bitch was afraid of people kicking her, but when someone kicked her, she neither avoided nor got angry. Why? Answer: Because the guy kicked him in the stomach