The sketch of Huang Hong and Cheng Yu's "Brothers" lines, urgently needed, thank you! ! !

Zhao: You said that people in the city are becoming less and less popular now. I do good things for others and cause trouble for them. This has caused me harm. I myself am a loser to everyone. I can’t make the decision anymore

I still have to take a blood test, I’ve become Saddam’s fucking me

Huang: Did you see that?

Huang: This country It’s easy to pedal wherever you go

Huang: Didn’t I say you pedal while eating?

Zhao: I’m used to it

Huang: Then you can eat

Zhao: Are you feeding pigs?

Huang: You are the weird ones in the countryside

Huang: People sit down to eat, but you have to pedal

Zhao: You people in the city are even weirder. People push themselves to the toilet, but you have to sit down

Zhao: When will the DNA results come out?

黄：What dad is called DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: Don’t always be like Dad A, Dad A. Don’t blame me. Learn from me

Huang: Dad

Zhao: A

Huang: Oh, if you were my father, we would hug each other well

Zhao: Oh, that’s impossible, this is our age

Huang: How could you be me

Zhao: I don’t want to be you either

Zhao: Don’t be so embarrassed all day long, right? As soon as the test results come out, maybe we are not wrong

Huang: With your IQ, you can’t even tell the DNA.

Zhao: I can’t explain clearly

Zhao: This is a good name for Chinese people, but there are a lot of foreign names

Zhao: The test is not called a test, it is called DNA

Zhao: The toilet is not It's called the toilet, it's called WC

Zhao: It's good that CCTV has the whole CCTV

Huang: Hey, hey, hey

Huang: You put this coat on Take it off

Zhao: Don’t be ridiculous. I’m embarrassed to take it off in such a high-end place

Huang: I’m embarrassed to wear this. Take it off

Huang: You are not as good as outside here

Zhao: Ah qie

Huang: Oh my god

Huang: Where are you going to fight

Zhao: If you take it off, brother, there will be no point.

Huang: Come on, come on, put my clothes on

Zhao: Don’t tease me. Can I wear your clothes?

Huang: Can you wear them? You have such a structure

Zhao: I can’t wear your boss clothes. I have boss syndrome

Huang: Where are you going?

Zhao: Come with me today

Huang: Don’t move

Zhao: Where are you?

Huang: Can this still be eaten?

Huang: I asked you to spray the condiments on it

Huang: Hi hi

Zhao : Oh my god, my god, this is such a pity

Huang: Oh my god, my god, you are so embarrassed. This is, my god, you can do it, you can do it. What are you going to eat? Please order something delicious

Zhao: Me, I’m the worst at ordering food. I’m the worst at it

Zhao: Bird’s nest, shark’s fin, abalone, anything special State abalone, European abalone, American abalone

Huang: Where are you looking?

Zhao: The recipe

Huang: That page at the back

Zhao: Ah, there’s more later, pig face, roasted face, roasted duck face, isn’t this nonsense? How shameless is a duck? It has nothing but its mouth. If you want to eat face, donkey’s face is better

Zhao: How long is that thing? Donkey... is longer than donkey’s face

Huang: I’m giving you face, right?

Zhao: Let’s have two bowls of rice

Huang: I won’t eat it

Zhao: I can eat it Two bowls

Huang: I have no appetite

Zhao: I have had an empty stomach since last night to draw blood. If you are not hungry too, why don’t you eat?

Huang: What are you pretending to be? Don’t you give me a discount?

Are you worried?

Zhao: What did I do to you?

Huang: It’s not that you’re fine. Why are you wandering around the city?

Zhao: That’s not the case Are you anxious? By the end of the year, will I be happy enough to make some money?

Huang: If you can make some money, just pick up your wallet.

Zhao: Then why don’t you bend over to touch me? Pick it up

Huang: If you pick up the wallet, hand it over to the police station, then leave to pay compensation. Why did you leave your name? Why do you insist on seeing my mother?

Zhao: Can you blame me? The police station wanted to see the owner. Your mother was stunned when she looked at me and said I looked like her. When she looked at the ID card,

Zhao: We are the same age. We were born on the same month and on the same day. I inquired carefully, and I was in the same maternity hospital. After careful examination, I found out that you were born on the 6th and I was on the 9th. I made a joke with your mother at that time. I said that as long as 961 is reversed, Maybe the two of them can hug each other by mistake

Huang: Just your words, your words, you have made my whole family uneasy

When my mother saw you, she felt that you were too You look more and more like her.

Zhao: After seeing the photos, my mother also said that you look like her

Huang: So does your mother. Why did you go to the city to have children 40 years ago?

Zhao: There were not many maternity hospitals at that time. Where else could I give birth if I didn’t have a baby in the city?

Huang: Then you can’t persuade your mother to change places

Zhao: Then you Why didn't you persuade your mother?

Huang: You are stupid, wasn't I in my mother's belly at that time?

Zhao: You are not stupid, you were in your mother's body, Haven't I met my mother?

Huang: I won't tell you anymore

Zhao: He has to take care of where my mother gives birth

Zhao: I don’t understand

Huang: Yesterday, I was so wrong

Zhao: Then I am you and you are me

Huang : Then what are you thinking about

Zhao: Then your home is my home

Zhao: Then your mother is my mother

Zhao: Then your wife is still Your wife will pay

Huang: Nonsense, it’s not my wife but your wife

Zhao: Then I’ll be relieved. I’m worried that my wife will become your wife

Huang: What are you thinking about?

Zhao: Then it’s nothing, right?

Zhao: After the test results come out, just give the old man a comfort and that’s it. Can we apologize to each other? It doesn’t matter to us anymore

Huang: It doesn’t matter to me. My mother is the chairman, and who is her biological son? There is an issue of property inheritance, do you understand?

Zhao: Oh my god, that’s what happened

Zhao: Brother, let me ask you a question about the size of my mother’s business

Hey, let’s not talk about property inheritance rights. The question is your mother’s, my mother’s, my mother

Zhao: Before the test results came out, I yelled, “Your mother, how big is your mother’s company?”

Huang: One company, two catering, three bathing, four

Zhao: Brother, I can’t help you say that, just tell me how much it can cost

Huang: Eighteen million, maybe

Zhao: So eighteen million, I can’t use that much,

Huang: What are you thinking about?

Zhao: Brother, you don’t understand me. What hurts me the most is financial management. Not to mention that our family has so much money. I don’t even know how much money we owe outside.

Ah, you still owe money outside

Zhao: Loan

Huang: Ah

Zhao: What the hell

Huang : Ah

Zhao: I feel uncomfortable, what’s wrong

Huang: Ah, cut

Zhao: Oh my god, I’m cold, I’m cold. It's easy to catch cold when there is fire in your heart. Come on, brother, put it on. Ten layers of singlet are not as good as one layer of cotton. No matter how worn the clothes are, they can keep out the wind and cold, right? Come on, brother, put it on

Huang: Don’t tell me, this piece of shit of yours is really warm

Zhao: Did you see that, the clothes are just a layer of leather, dressing up like a rural person, hahaha, oh, he I’m kicking too, hahaha

Huang: Stop, stop

Zhao

: How do you look like Lao Ban, a typical car owner?

Huang: Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Huang: Hey, let me ask you

Zhao: Ah

Huang: What's going on at your house

Zhao: It's easy at our house

Huang: What's going on at your house

Zhao: Yes, in your family, your father has eight brothers, and he is the youngest, so you are called Huang: The characteristic of our family is that there are not many companies but many big brothers

Zhao: You Uncle

Huang: Your uncle

Zhao: No, it’s your uncle

Huang: OK, OK, my uncle, let me ask you, they all mean What kind of life is this?

Zhao: Planting rice, running into ditches, filling in dung, and the most difficult part is transplanting rice seedlings

Huang: Oh, my God, my waist is so weak.

Huang: Really

Zhao: I’ll teach you how to plant rice seedlings. Come here and get them. Do you know what these things are?

Seedlings?

Zhao: With your IQ, you are definitely suitable for transplanting rice seedlings. Bend over and straighten your legs. Three steps. Plant the rice seedlings, keep up with your legs, and look up to see if they are straight. Plant the rice seedlings, keep up with your legs, and look up. , plant the seedlings, keep up with your legs, look up, look up, look up, look up, look up, somersault,

Huang: Oh, oh, you are here to kowtow to you during the Chinese New Year.

Zhao: Brother, why are you really in trouble?

Huang: Oops

Zhao: Can I let you kowtow

Huang: Oops

Zhao: When you kowtow, I have to take out the red. We have rules here. As soon as the bell rings in the middle of the night, I will take out the red when I get on you, just like the stray dog. , after taking out the inside and outside, I will take out everything in the pocket for you, he takes out, what is this?

Then my credit card

Zhao: Take it

Huang: Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

Huang: Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

Huang : Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

Huang: Why are you so polite? The test results haven’t come out yet. Are these things yours or not?

Huang: This is mine, you, me, me, I think you are crazy about money

Huang: Zhao: I am thinking about money, brother, I don’t have money to beat this rice I'm not going out

Huang: Hey, no, you want money that way, just hold a wallet and send it back to me

Zhao: Isn't that just picking up gold?

Huang: It’s great that you are ignorant

Huang: If you have money in your pocket, give it to my mother to give it to you

Zhao: It’s not what you mean, I know you have it Money, you can't insult my character

Zhao: Yes, money can improve your life, money can win Zeng Zhong, money can be thrown away after ordering, and a table full of delicacies can not be touched with chopsticks Brother, the banker collects every penny, and the money is earned penny by penny. Don’t forget that we were all born in 1963. When we were born, we knew how to work hard. After we came out, we dared to imitate Lei Feng’s incompetent sports. No matter how good our life is We must also save, food is the life of us people

(Two mobile phones rang at the same time)

Huang: Hello

Zhao: Hello

Huang: What

Zhao: Ah

Huang: Who is my mother

Zhao: Whose son am I

Huang: Impossible

Zhao: Impossible

Huang: Oh, that’s wrong

Zhao: It must be wrong

Huang: No No