1. What I smoke is not cigarettes, but loneliness!

2. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

3. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

4. I have spent my entire youth reviewing my youth, and I will spend my entire life doubting life.

5. Mr. Zhang, if you press CTRL+C on your home computer and then press CTRL+V on your company computer, it will definitely not work. Not even the same article. No, no, no matter how expensive a computer is.

6. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to poop in the future!

7. I thought you were just a number between 1 and 3, but I didn’t expect you were a combination of 1 and 3.

8. If you choose to look up at others at 45°, don’t blame others for looking down at you at 135°.

9. If you save enough four and a half yuan, and I save enough four and a half yuan, we can go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get married.

10. My dad expressed his opinion on my gaining weight: Han Hong would not have died, and I would have Han Hong’s disease.

11. I once thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a dregs in the sea of ??people.

12. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

13. The Story of Stone tells us: All those who truly love will break up in the end, and all those who mix and match will be reunited in the end.

14. If you don’t encounter setbacks often, it means that what you do is not very innovative - Woody Allen

15. People never know who is which After I said goodbye to you inadvertently for the first time, I really never saw you again.

16. The corpse with only its neck twisted like a fetus looks like a broken lily to me.

17. People in the past, don’t be sad for my death. If I live, none of you can survive——Robespierre’s epitaph

18. Since Shenzhen Development After the bank launched the intellectual slogan "I just want to develop with you," people in the banking industry compiled a more intellectual companion piece: "Ebright is not acceptable."

19. I miss you all the time, I let you down easily, I become a stranger without knowing it.

20. "Do you like my angelic face or devil's figure?" "I just like your sense of humor."

21. The dream fell on the grassland. Often hanging in the sky

23. "Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from the "change" of "abnormal", and the lower half is taken from the "state" of "abnormal".

24. This girl is really cool in her clothes and looks really cool.

25. Girl, first of all, there is a generation gap between us, and secondly, you don’t have a breast gap. How can we communicate?

26. Looking for the saddest song? Best answer: "Socialism is Good"

27. "Liu Xijun, you sang so well, I must keep you in the top 10. But I voted for Zeng Yike, because you are so strong, you will definitely You can have a chance to advance.”

28. I didn’t believe in confusing right and wrong and calling a deer a horse, but after seeing Yu Qiuyu, Zeng Yike, and Lianhua River, I believed it.

29. The person who overdrafted the phone bill by 900,000 will be sentenced to life, and the person who killed someone will be sentenced to 3 years; the person who maliciously withdraws 170,000 from an ATM will be sentenced to life, and the person who embezzled tens of millions will be sentenced to 10 years. ——Wonderful China.

30. When I went to a temple, the eminent monk who had attained enlightenment said: Donate some money, any amount of three hundred or five hundred will do. He replied: I really didn’t bring that much money, I’ll do it next time. The eminent monk replied: You can swipe your card.

31. "It would be great if your parents spent those ten minutes walking..."

32. The feeling of waiting for the aftershock is like a girl waiting for her first love. , not only afraid that he would not come, but also afraid that he would mess up.

33. I was checking information with my girlfriend when a window suddenly popped up. It was very pornographic and violent. We quickly turned off the lights.

34. I can resist everything except temptation

35. Others say that I am naturally inspiring!

36. Once upon a time, there was a child who said that he would not sleep even if he beat me to death. Then he was beaten to death.

37. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed by the wind.

38. When people do something good, they always want the gods and ghosts to know about it. When they do something bad, they always think the gods and ghosts don’t know about it. It’s too difficult for us to make things difficult for the gods and ghosts.

39. I’m so sorry. You laughed.

40. Lei Feng did not leave a name for his good deeds, but he recorded everything in his diary.

41. There are too many liars and not enough fools.

42. The two most terrifying sentences in the world, one is, "I love you so much, why don't you love me?" ?” Another sentence is, “I am doing this for your own good.”

43. I am sad. I show him my most beautiful side, but what he sees is the distant scenery.

44. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class again will be punished by making her stand on her head.

45. In the past, when the world was so chaotic, how could a little girl get along? Now, when a little girl is in such chaos, how could the world get mixed up? ——Yin Lichuan said

46. Men pretending to be women are called shemales, but what about women pretending to be men? ——Brother Chun

47. I have a crystal heart, but they think it is glass.

48. Behind every successful Ultraman there is a little monster who is silently beaten.

49. A good woman is like gasoline, once she has it, she will have power; a bad woman is like an airbag, once she uses it, there will be danger.

50. Good love is when you see the world through a man, bad love is when you give up the world for one person.

51. People can’t take money to the grave, but money can take people in.

52. True love is like a ghost, everyone talks about it, but no one ever Have actually seen it. Classic quotations from:

53. The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, nor the separation of life and death, but the fact that I am in my motherland, but I don’t know what is happening in my motherland.

54. Loneliness means when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say!

55. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately Yes - in the end he killed all the students.

56. A man’s words are like an old lady’s teeth. How many of them are true? !

57. The first episode of "Desperate Housewives" has this line: "A man has no morals when he gets an erection."

58. 2008 was so abnormal, everything was abnormal! At this critical moment, the Chinese men’s football team stepped forward and proved to the world that the Chinese men’s football team is still normal!

59. You gave me two Choice is an ending.

60. When choosing a lover, you should choose someone who is compatible with you. If you are not compatible, you should also choose someone you admire. If you are not a lover, you should at least choose someone you can mate with.

61. You, the person who promised me, in the end only left me with a brilliant expression instead of a brilliant life.

62. Apart from men who are impotent in sex and men who are incompetent in love, the only thing left in the city is women.

63. He said: "You will find a better person than me." I smiled and said: "But I will never be so nice to people again."

64 . Zhou Xun said it right in a sentence in "If, Love". The past has only one meaning, which is to make me not want to go back to the past.

65. What is survival? Survival means living by any means necessary.

66. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will play tricks on you in the future

67. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions is just a statistic

68. Some people’s character can be seen from the way they watch movies. They keep fast forwarding when watching art movies, and constantly pause when watching A (Green Dam) movies.

69. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside the toilet

70. The most touching words my dad said to me: "Son, study hard. Dad used to play mahjong." It was 10 yuan, but now it is 1 yuan for you to study. ”

71. In the past, when talking about friends, you first asked if they had friends, but now you have to ask if they are gay.

72. It’s not that you don’t smile, your fans will fall off as soon as you smile!

73. When my grandma saw the three-minute painless abortion commercial on TV, she said angrily: “This is what I mean. Tell the young people to go ahead and mess around, it won’t hurt for three minutes anyway.”

74. The professor was talking about organic chemistry polymers on the podium: This is a eunuch, let’s give him a try. A meth. ...

75. Master, you are the devil in my heart. The closer a poor monk is to you, the further away from the Buddha...

76. True wandering and wandering Yes, there is no place you can go back to.

77. Life is like a vulgar French literary film, with no climax, no erotica, and no subtitles.

78. Live great, die under flowers!

79. My epitaph: Chatting, providing door-to-door service at night.

80. Wandering around the world with a cigarette. . . . . .

81. Our biggest love rival is not a third party, but time

82. What I want most is to be one of your teeth. Because of this, at least when you don’t have me. .You will feel pain.

83. Seeing that Chengdu identified the bus victims as murderers, Shanghai was very envious. How they wanted to say that the building was knocked down by the worker who died.

84. Smiling at you is purely polite

85. Advertisements on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements on taxis: Traffic jam? Take the subway!

86. I allow you to enter my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in it.

87. Life is a thousand-petaled lotus. Since I refuse to bloom, I also refuse to wither and fall.

88. A: My aunt just left. B: Oh, it’s not easy to buy tickets recently, right?

89. I haven’t seen my wife in 4 years. She gave birth to a big fat boy for me last year... I really want to go home and see him.

90. A Beijinger lamented: The subway in Beijing is so crowded that a pregnant woman had a miscarriage last Monday. Shanghainese said without hesitation: The subway in Shanghai is called crowded. Last year, a girl was squeezed and became pregnant.

91. I thought I would die of liver cancer, lung cancer, stomach cancer or oral cancer, but I didn’t want the doctor to tell me that I had advanced hand cancer.

92. A woman asked me what she looked like. I said she was very pure and would remain a virgin even if she lived to be a hundred years old.

93. "Bed return rate", this has to be said to be a good word.

94. Grinning like a civilized expression. —A sentence from a translated novel.

95. The difficulty of the defense depends on the quality of the defending teacher’s sexual life the night before.

96. Everything this year is abnormal, except Chinese football.

97. Even if you are a piece of shit, one day you will meet a dung beetle. So you don’t have to worry too much about yourself today.

98. Be clear about the script of your life - it is not a sequel to your parents, not a prequel to your children, and not a sequel to your friends.

99. If you laugh, please give it a thumbs up~ Non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Many things we thought we would never forget in our lives are just the days we remember them. , forgotten by us.

2. I know I am not a very good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I came from more than anyone else. I keep looking back and stand still, but time still passes by with great vigor. Run forward.

3. You give me a tear, and I see the entire ocean in your heart.

4. If God wants to destroy a person, he must first make him crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why doesn’t God destroy me?

5. Will the love engraved on the back of the chair be like the flowers on the cement, blooming in a lonely forest without wind?

6. In this sad and bright March, I rush through my thin youth, through the purple pansy, through the kapok, through the sadness, joy and impermanence that appear and disappear. .

7. If you laugh once, I will be happy for several days; but if you cry once, I will be sad for several years.

8. Those things that we once thought we never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.

9. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over every night when the stars fall. .

10. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky.

11. I count your smiles every day, but you feel so lonely even when you smile. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.

12. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you told me how to smile at others again in the future

13. There used to be A smile appeared in my life, but in the end it dissipated like mist, and that smile became a rushing river buried deep in my heart. I couldn't swim across it. The sound of the river became my despair every day and every night. singing.

14. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, in the wind, in front of my eyes, passing by, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy, not sad

15. The wind blows up the fleeting years like broken flowers, and your smile sways and becomes the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the depth of the seasons. Deep shadow.

16. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

17. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

18. Hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed and you won’t get lost.

19. If one day we are no longer together, we should act as if we were together.

20. Forget it if you haven’t finished talking about some things. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want to listen to me, but you don’t want me to listen to you either. .

21. I forgot which day of which year, which month, which wall I carved a face on. A smiling face staring at me sadly. We smiled and said that we stayed in the origin of time. In fact, the place had already been silently swept away by the torrent.

22. Some people will always be engraved in our memory. Even if we forget his voice, his smile, and his face, the feeling every time I think of him is That will never change.

23. Those people who said they would never be separated are already scattered at the end of the world.

24. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky, wandering to the sky but refusing to come back.

25. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

26. The space formed by singing allows the years to come and go freely, so it still protects the face of the person who has never changed and a huge hatred that has never ended.

27. One day I will walk away from you silently, without any sound. I have missed a lot, and I am always sad alone.

28. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I always stand in the present while you always stay in the past.

29. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and listen to those stories that will never grow old while slowly smiling.

30. I have forgotten which year, month and day I carved a face on which wall. A smiling face staring at me sadly. Will the love carved on the back of the chair be possible? It will be like the flowers on the concrete floor blooming into the windless forest that has never existed before.

31. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

32. When you truly love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

33. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past cannot be returned to the past, so it slowly extends and staggers bit by bit. Maybe we really should forget the things that were missed.

34. What is happiness? It is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

35. There is no soft love in the hard city. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness. Thousands of people will never be able to see through the mirror, but the smoke and clouds in the world between my fingers are like me in a blink of an eye.

36. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow cleanly from your fingers drop by drop.

37. Who is the passer-by in life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of the past life, the wind of this life, the endless sad souls, I look back at the path of my growth, Watching day by day, I stood on the roadside with my hands in the pockets of my windbreaker and saw countless people passing by me expressionlessly. Occasionally, someone stopped and smiled at me, as bright as a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth in my life. Seeing them reminds me of never leaving.

38. There is no legend about the grass growing and the orioles flying in this city. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, and false smiles, and I am being assimilated

39. Those things we thought we would never forget, just in the process of us remembering them, will be completely different one day if we forget them. Time has not taught me anything, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily. .

40. The wind blew hollowly. Another year passed like this. The coming year will continue like this. I don’t know whether there is frustration hidden behind the stability, or whether there is stability in the depression. We just can't find it.

41. Leave, let things become simpler, people become kind, like children, we start again.

42. When a beast is injured, it can run to a cave to hide, then lick its wounds and persist on its own, but once it is greeted with greetings, it cannot bear it.

43. The wound is just like me, a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and moist place suitable for anything to grow.

44. Because I know you are a child who worries easily, so I put the thread in your hands but I dare not fly too far. No matter if I fly with the wind to the clouds, I hope you can see me. Even if I occasionally get playful and get lost, I still know that you are waiting for me.

45. I don’t like talking but I talk the most every day. I don’t like laughing but I always laugh. Everyone around me says my life is so happy, so I think I am really happy. hapiness. But why do I suddenly become silent in a large group of friends? Why do I feel sad when I see a similar figure in the crowd? When I see the trees losing their leaves crazily in autumn, I forget to speak. When I see the warm yellow lights on the road as the sky gets late, I feel sad. Forgot my original direction

46. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I have been standing here while you are Stay in the past forever.

47. I always like to squat down and look at the traces of time on the ground, like lines of ants traveling through my memory.

48. If waiting can bring a miracle, I would rather wait, even for a year, or for a lifetime!

49. Memories like rotten leaves, those fresh and tender green have long been buried In the early part of the time scale, only the overwhelming rotten smell remains at the end of the time scale. When I stubbornly carried my luggage alone and started my new journey, I knew that only a few friends stood behind me and stared. Their eyes were as vast and far-reaching as the setting sun, which made me feel heavy. However, when we decide to go on the road alone, leaving all the curses and betrayals behind, we can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but still keep our steps sonorous.

50. I am always attracted by the chapters composed of beautiful Chinese characters. After reading them over and over again, I always feel that Chinese characters are the most beautiful language but not the most beautiful words. Sad non-mainstream classic quotations

1. More than just a word of love for me, it is a lifelong dependence.

2. When I am alone, tears still fall down.

3. Love songs are like games, every sentence is part of the play, but it is too virtual.

4. There are many memories that I can’t let go of even though I know they are painful.

5. I don’t like to owe others, and I don’t like others to owe me.

6. Lovers always break up and get back together, but we are drifting apart.

7. It doesn’t matter if you don’t care about me, just let me care about you.

8. Please don’t wake me up, I’m afraid I won’t be able to see you when I open my eyes.

9. Don’t be sad, girl, there is always someone waiting for you there.

10. You have never belonged to me, so there is no loss.

11. In the end, the person I love is not the person who loves me.

12. No matter what the world is like, our distance is never the same.

13. Sadness is waiting in the rain, just hold our hands here.

14. I want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

15. Whether it is true or false, it is not that important.

16. Being in the right place and meeting the right person is true happiness.

17. Tears are the gift you mailed to me, and the address is not very happy.

18. I admit that I am jealous. I am jealous that you give her too much love.

19. Hiding alone in a deserted corner, counting the sorrows you have given me.

20. If that is your love, then it is too heavy and I cannot bear it.

21. At least cherish me a little. Maybe this miss will last forever.

22. I dreamed of eating spaghetti and woke up in the morning to find that my shoelaces were gone!

23. I just didn’t want to quit in an awkward manner, so I had to choose to leave silently.

24. If you look at everything with a calm eye in the excitement, you will save a lot of trouble.

25. You make me feel that our relationship is more than this. But it can only be like this.

26. I want to tell you that I love you, and no one can replace this love.

27. Memories cannot involve our past, and time fades away our present.

28. I don’t know when we started to get used to habits that we shouldn’t get used to.

29. When youth is over, all those childish loves will be released.

30. Memories are like ghosts. If I say I don’t hate you, I’m just telling the truth.

31. Since I got a sitting toilet, my mother no longer worries about me falling into the toilet.

32. I am still here, always here, but you don’t know that I am waiting for you.

33. Waiting is not for you to come back, but to find an excuse not to leave.

34. Time has diluted our promises, and the beautiful wounds outline the past.

35. There are too many things that cannot be forgotten and are too heavy, and then they start to become complicated and irritable.

36. I am fortunate to be able to walk on the first unfamiliar street with your memories in mind.

37. When I was a child, I laughed while crying. When I grow up, I laugh and cry.

38. I opened the drawer and took out the old, mottled camera. The photos in the lens could only be the past.

39. You are at a loss that I can’t imagine, and I am insignificant that you can’t imagine.

40. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

41. Wandering between forgiveness and despair, the only feeling is hurt!

42. The summer that is engraved in my memory is the tears we shed together in the sun. .

43. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

44. Try to become the version of yourself you like, and everything will be possible.

45. I always feel that you don’t love me as much as before. What should I do, but I love you more and more deeply.

46. Any other reason for getting married other than love is deception.

47. I bear the pain of the wound alone, but I am still unwilling to let go.

48. There are not so many simple ifs in this world. If you don’t love, you don’t love.

49. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and forced us to separate.

50. Why bother to prove anything to unworthy people? Living a better life is for yourself. Non-mainstream classic quotations

1. Love is like playing basketball, with offense and defense, and sometimes fake moves!

2. The revolution must still succeed even if comrades have not yet worked hard.

3. The only way to achieve happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don’t have

4. I am even more afraid of seeing something so deep in his eyes The bottom of mourning.

5. Even if there is no distance, love is still a long-distance race.

6. Don’t think you can leave easily and come back easily. My mind is not that broad.

7. Those things that make us recall our lives are only things we wanted to have but could not have.

8. Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

9. Dating is when a man and a woman show off their unprecedented acting skills.

10. Pure, fictitious, chaotic, beautiful.

11. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

12. I’m not Baidu, so don’t ask me everything!

13. I’m not wrong, but I’ve never been right!

14. We will know what happens tomorrow.

15. I hate that my father is not surnamed Li, and I hate that my father is not a strong man.

16. A family with "strongness" is stronger than a wealthy businessman.

17. You are the wind and I am the sand. If you don’t love me, I will commit suicide!

18. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it!

19. Life is too difficult. In order to master the art of eating, I am practicing using chopsticks with my left hand.

20. Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

21. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t used a honey trap yet!

22. The brain is the most noble organ - because it is the brain that tells you.

23. The wind is strong, blowing on your face, the sun is shining brightly, and your heart can enjoy it quietly.

24. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is not simple.

25. If you can’t wear wedding clothes for the woman you love, Please stop unbuttoning her clothes.

26. Don’t say that others have brain disease. The prerequisite for brain disease is to have a brain.

27. You will suddenly find out after seeing me.

It turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

28. Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch

29. I have never been willing to tell you. I have always had a premonition that we will be inseparable in this life

30. Loneliness is a physical state, and feeling lonely is a mental state.

31. I am not a customer service staff. You have no right to ask me to answer this or that.

32. Go find the person who appears in your dream when you wake up

33. If you have a shoe-pad face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

34. If you can do something, try not to make any noise.