Zhao: You said that people in the city are becoming less and less popular now. I do good things for others and cause trouble for them. This has caused me harm. I myself am a loser to everyone. I can’t make the decision anymore

I still have to take a blood test, I’ve become Saddam’s fucking me

Huang: Did you see that?

Huang: This country It’s easy to pedal wherever you go

Huang: Didn’t I say you pedal while eating?

Zhao: I’m used to it

Huang: Then you can eat

Zhao: Are you feeding pigs?

Huang: You are the weird ones in the countryside

Huang: People sit down to eat, but you have to pedal

Zhao: You people in the city are even weirder. People push themselves to the toilet, but you have to sit down

Zhao: When will the DNA results come out?

黄 ：What dad is called DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: DNA< /p>

Zhao: Dad A

Huang: Don’t always be like Dad A, Dad A. Don’t blame me. Learn from me

Huang: Dad

Zhao: A

Huang: Oh, if you were my father, we would hug each other well

Zhao: Oh, that’s impossible, this is our age

Huang: How could you be me

Zhao: I don’t want to be you either

Zhao: Don’t be so embarrassed all day long, right? As soon as the test results come out, maybe we are not wrong

Huang: With your IQ, you can’t even tell the DNA.

Zhao: I can’t explain clearly< /p>

Zhao: This is a good name for Chinese people, but there are a lot of foreign names

Zhao: The test is not called a test, it is called DNA

Zhao: The toilet is not It's called the toilet, it's called WC

Zhao: It's good that CCTV has the whole CCTV

Huang: Hey, hey, hey

Huang: You put this coat on Take it off

Zhao: Don’t be ridiculous. I’m embarrassed to take it off in such a high-end place

Huang: I’m embarrassed to wear this. Take it off

< p>Huang: You are not as good as outside here

Zhao: Ah qie

Huang: Oh my god

Huang: Where are you going to fight< /p>

Zhao: If you take it off, brother, there will be no point.

Huang: Come on, come on, put my clothes on

Zhao: Don’t tease me. Can I wear your clothes?

Huang: Can you wear them? You have such a structure

Zhao: I can’t wear your boss clothes. I have boss syndrome

Huang: Where are you going?

Zhao: Come with me today

Huang: Don’t move

Zhao: Where are you?< /p>

Huang: Can this still be eaten?

Huang: I asked you to spray the condiments on it

Huang: Hi hi

Zhao : Oh my god, my god, this is such a pity

Huang: Oh my god, my god, you are so embarrassed. This is, my god, you can do it, you can do it. What are you going to eat? Please order something delicious

Zhao: Me, I’m the worst at ordering food. I’m the worst at it

Zhao: Bird’s nest, shark’s fin, abalone, anything special State abalone, European abalone, American abalone

Huang: Where are you looking?

Zhao: The recipe

Huang: That page at the back

Zhao: Ah, there’s more later, pig face, roasted face, roasted duck face, isn’t this nonsense? How shameless is a duck? It has nothing but its mouth. If you want to eat face, donkey’s face is better

Zhao: How long is that thing? Donkey... is longer than donkey’s face

Huang: I’m giving you face, right?

Zhao: Let’s have two bowls of rice

Huang: I won’t eat it

Zhao: I can eat it Two bowls

Huang: I have no appetite

Zhao: I have had an empty stomach since last night to draw blood. If you are not hungry too, why don’t you eat?

< p>Huang: What are you pretending to be? Didn’t you do this all for you

Zhao: What did I do for you?

Huang: It’s not that you’re fine. Why are you wandering around the city? You

Zhao: Aren’t you in a hurry? At the end of the year, will I be happy enough to make some money?

Huang: If you make some money, just pick up your wallet

< p>Zhao: Then why are you touching it if you don’t bend down to pick it up?

Pick it up

Huang: If you pick up the wallet, hand it over to the police station, and then leave to pay compensation. Why did you leave your name? Why do you insist on seeing my mother?

Zhao : Can you blame me? The police station wanted to see the owner. Your mother was stunned when she looked at me and said I looked like her. When she looked at her ID card, she said:

Zhao: We are the same year, the same month and the same day. When I was born, I inquired carefully. I was in a maternity hospital. After careful examination, I found out that when you were born, you were number six and I was number nine. I made a joke with your mother at that time. I said that as long as nine, six and one are reversed, maybe two People can hug you by mistake

Huang: Just your words, your words, you have made my whole family uneasy

When my mother saw you, she felt that you were getting worse and worse. Like her,

Zhao: After seeing the photos, my mother also said that you look like her

Huang: So does your mother. Why did you go to the city to have children 40 years ago?

Zhao: There were not many maternity hospitals at that time. Where else could I give birth if I didn’t have a baby in the city?

Huang: Then you can’t persuade your mother to change places

Zhao: Then why don’t you Are you trying to persuade your mother?

Huang: You are stupid, wasn’t I in my mother’s belly at that time?

Zhao: You are not stupid, you were in your mother’s hostage, I will follow you Haven’t we met my mother?

Huang: I won’t tell you anymore

Zhao: He has to take care of where my mother gives birth

Zhao : I don’t understand

Huang: What a mistake yesterday.

Zhao: Then I am you and you are me

Huang: Then What are you thinking about

Zhao: Then your home is my home

Zhao: Then your mother is my mother

Zhao: Then your wife is still your wife Compensation

Huang: Nonsense, it’s not my wife but your wife

Zhao: Then I’m relieved. I’m worried that my wife will become your wife

Huang: What are you thinking about?

Zhao: Then it’s nothing, right?

Zhao: After the test results come out, just give the old man a consolation and that’s it. It doesn’t matter who is who among us or not. We two

Huang: I have something to say, my mother is the chairman, who is her biological son, there is an issue of property inheritance, do you understand?

Zhao: Oh my god, that’s what happened

Zhao: Brother, let me ask you a question about the size of my mother’s business

Hey, let’s not talk about the issue of property inheritance rights. You are my mother, my mother, my mother

Zhao: Before the test results came out, I shouted like this, "Your mother, how big is your mother's company?"

Huang: One company, two catering, three bathing, four

Zhao: Brother, I can’t help you say that, just tell me how much it can cost< /p>

Huang: Eighteen million, maybe

Zhao: So eighteen million, I can’t use that much,

Huang: What are you thinking about?

Zhao: Brother, you don’t understand me. What hurts me the most is financial management. Not to mention that our family has so much money. I don’t even know how much money we owe outside.

Ah, you still owe money outside

Zhao: Loan

Huang: Ah

Zhao: What the hell

Huang : Ah

Zhao: I feel uncomfortable, what’s wrong

Huang: Ah, cut

Zhao: Ouch, I’m cold, I’m cold. It's easy to catch cold when there is fire in your heart. Come on, brother, put it on. Ten layers of singlet are not as good as one layer of cotton. No matter how worn the clothes are, they can keep out the wind and cold, right? Come on, brother, put it on

Huang: Don’t tell me, this piece of shit of yours is really warm

Zhao: Did you see that, the clothes are just a layer of leather, dressing up like a rural person, hahaha, oh, he I'm pedaling too, haha

Huang: Stop, stop

Zhao: You don't look like Lao Ban, are you a typical car boss?

Huang: Stop, stop, stop, stop

Huang: Hey, let me ask you

Zhao: Ah

Huang: What is going on at your house

< p>Zhao: It’s easy over there

Huang: Your family

Zhao: Yes, your family. Your father has eight brothers, and he is the youngest. So you Huang: The characteristic of our family is that there are not many companies but many uncles

Zhao: Your uncle

Huang: Your uncle

Zhao: No , it’s your uncle

Huang: Okay, okay, my uncle, I

Ask you, what kind of life do they refer to

Zhao: Planting rice, running ditches, filling dung, and the most difficult thing is transplanting rice seedlings

Huang: Oh, my God, I This waist is not good for me

Zhao: You lack exercise, get up, let me tell you, our rice, a pure green food, can’t find investors, as long as it is exposed properly, I will guarantee your life Become a well-off society within a year

Huang: Really

Zhao: I will teach you how to plant rice seedlings. Come here and get it. Do you know what this thing is?

Let’s plant rice seedlings

Zhao: With your IQ, you are definitely suitable for planting rice seedlings. Bend over and straighten your legs. Three steps. Plant the rice seedlings. Keep your legs up. Look up to see if they are straight. Plant the rice seedlings. Legs. Keep up, look up, plant seedlings, keep up with your legs, look up, follow and look up, follow and look up, follow and look up, follow and look up,

Huang: Oh, oh, you are so proud of the New Year. You kowtow to you?

Zhao: Brother, why are you really in trouble?

Huang: Oops

Zhao: Can I let you kowtow?

Huang: Oops

Zhao: When you kowtow, I have to pay for it. We have rules here. As long as the bell rings at midnight, it will be like a stray dog. , just take it out when it comes on you. After taking out the inside and outside, I will take out everything in your pocket. He takes out this thing

Then my credit card

Zhao: Take it< /p>

Huang: Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

Huang: Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

p>

Huang: Put it in your pocket

Zhao: Put it in your pocket

Huang: Why are you so polite? The test results have not come out. Do these things belong to you? Yours

Huang: This is mine, you, me, me, I think you are crazy about money

Huang: Zhao: I am thinking about money, brother , I can’t get this rice out if I don’t have money

Huang: Hey, no, you hope for money that way, just hold a wallet and do the hemp and send it back to you

Zhao: That’s not a waste of money.

Huang: It’s great if you are ignorant

Huang: If you have money in your pocket, give it to our mother to fuck you

Zhao: That’s not what you said Meaning, I know you have money, but you can’t insult my character

Zhao: Yes, money can improve your life, money can win Zeng Zhong, money can be poured out after ordering, and the table is full You can eat delicacies from the mountains and seas with a chopstick, brother. The banker collects them one by one, and the money is earned by one penny. Don’t forget that we were all born in 1963. When we were born, we knew how to work hard. After we came out, we dared to imitate Lei Feng’s incompetence. Exercise, no matter how good our life is, we must save money. Food is the life of us people

(Two mobile phones rang at the same time)

Huang: Hello

Zhao: Hello

Huang: What

Zhao: Ah

Huang: Who is my mother

Zhao: Whose son am I?

Huang: Impossible

Zhao: Impossible

Huang: Oh, it’s wrong

Zhao: It must be wrong

Huang: No, no, no

Zhao: It must be wrong

Huang: Hello, she is my mother

Zhao: I am her son

Huang: That’s right

Zhao: Really

Huang: Thank you

Zhao: Thank you

Zhao : Congratulations to you, brother

Huang: I congratulate you too

Zhao: Let’s congratulate ourselves

Huang: Still myself

Zhao: Or myself

Zhao: Oh brother, your clothes, mine are not worth much

Zhao: Oh, brother, here is your credit card

Huang: Brother, there are 200,000 on this card, you can take it

Zhao: You are kidding, how can I ask for your money? Brother

Huang: Listen to me He said, I think your rice has great prospects, so I invested in it because of your character.

Zhao: Really

Huang: And I didn’t even name it I have thought about it, so I called him Brother Da Rice

Zhao: Oh, brother, I had a hard time looking for this investment. Brother, go back and tell your mother

< p>Huang: No, it’s our mother

Zhao: Our mother

Zhao: From today on, we each have one more mother

Huang : From now on,

Our two families will treat each other as relatives

Zhao: In the spring, you take our mother to my place for an outing

Huang: In the winter, you take our mother to my place to enjoy the winter

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Huang: Brother, remember, my credit card password is 63

Zhao: 1211

Huang: Yes

Huang: Hey you How do you know my password?

Zhao: Isn’t this our birthday?

Huang: Why can’t you remember it?

Zhao: Why not? Memories

Zhao: Are you a typical four idiots

Zhao: Use your birthday as a password

Zhao: Use your mobile phone to clear the way

Zhao: Don’t leave your name after sending the message

Zhao: I don’t know if I’m in my 40s or not.

Zhao: Hey, wait a minute, miss, pack up

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Huang: Hey, can you still eat this?

Zhao: What are you eating?

Zhao: Take it home and feed it to the pigs