3● It's 1.1 meters long, and it's floating in Nanyang. There is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. Answer: Fu

4● One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people can do it just right. What's the secret? Answer: whisper

5● There was a young man who shed 4 ml of blood, but his face was smiling, nothing happened, and he felt very happy? Answer: yes, I participated in voluntary blood donation. For more information about blood donation, please see:/

6● Four feet per hour, two feet at noon and three feet in the evening. Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly

7● upper hair, lower hair and a black grape in the middle. Answer: Eye

8● Is "silkworm ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm

9● Three walls and one empty child in the middle Answer: Pi

1● Lao Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why doesn't the dog have fleas? Answer: because dogs only have puppies

11● Two ants carry a pole, and one ant looks up on the pole. Answer: Six

12● Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three unfilial reasons

13● Why do babies cry when they are born? Answer: because he saw that the nurse's aunt was too beautiful and too ... small

14● Like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the wrong words and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: eraser

15● There are a pair of identical twin brothers. My brother has a mole on his ass, but my brother doesn't. But even if the twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. Who is it? Answer: They themselves

16● There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve four corners of "official script"; Carve "Imitation Song Style" with 6 corners and "Your Seal" with 8 corners; Carve "Your Lover's Seal" 1.2 yuan. So what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: each word has two corners

17● A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother

18● Mr. Hua has a skill, that is, he can make everyone who sees him automatically put his palm up. What's going on here? Answer: He is a Chinese doctor

19● Mei You, an old man, went to the hospital for an examination. As a result, the doctor told him to take it easy. What's wrong with him? Answer: bean corns

2● Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why is it all right? Answer: She is a bird

21● Why did two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her by taxi.

22● I have more than one year, so why can't I save money? Answer: Because they are fired every year

23● Five brothers live together, with different names and different heights. Answer: Finger

24● The doctor gave you three pills and asked you to take one every half an hour. How long will it take to finish? Answer: One hour

25● Interference answer: Step

26● When you are bored, what is it called when you drive across the river? Answer: white flower oil

27● What should employers wear in case of labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

28● Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong

29● On the way, it turned a somersault, and then turned it again (guess the four-word idiom) Answer: Three turns and two times

3● Magic soap made of pig liver and bear gall (guess the four-word idiom) Answer: The liver and gallbladder care for each other (soap)

31● Why everyone? Answer: Boring

32● What will a man and a woman become? Answer: two people

33● What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

34● Why did DrJ have a concave hole on the ground after doing 1 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand

35● Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: because it hurts to stand and watch your feet

36● What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

37● What rat loves to be clean? Answer: EPA

38● What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A-people

39● What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

4● What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam? Answer: Remember to get up

41● Mark's father is in the municipal library (four-word idiom) Answer: Know the old horse (old horse in the city map)

42● The cow called by Cleisthenes stopped barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: foolhardy (moo)

43● Both sides of wheat were covered.

44● This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom). Answer: Swear (eggs)

45● This ice looks like an aluminum foil (four-word idiom). Answer: Walking on thin (aluminum) ice.

46● How can a tiger tied by a 1-meter rope eat 2? Answer: tigers ... don't eat grass

47● This thing looks like an electric light on the left and looks like an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just won't light up. What is it? Answer: broken light

48● There is a man standing in the door. Answer: Flash

49● a slip of the moon hangs over the capital (type a word) Answer: Swelling

5● What kind of water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

51● Why is seawater salty? Answer: the fish shed too many tears

52● Why does Ah Fu always have to wait for the teacher to start to listen to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf

53● What will happen to people who get into the eyes of money? Answer: I will eventually die

54● Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why does he always like to revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics

55● What methods can be used to make people stop drinking water? Answer: change the name of the water to

56● A catty of cabbage costs 5 cents, and a catty of radish costs 6 cents. How much is that catty of ribs? Answer: one or two is equal to 1 yuan and 1 yuan a catty

57● There was a female prisoner who was taken to the police station and put in a well-defended cell alone. In the case that it was impossible for outsiders to enter, there was an extra man in the cell the next morning! Why is this? Answer: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

58● Jane can't do any housework and has a bad temper. Why do his parents try their best to urge her to get married? Answer: its purpose is to blame others.

59● There is a leak everywhere in a room, but no one gets wet. Why? Answer: empty house

6● Who can make ends meet and clothes can reach out? Answer: Baby

61● Take off the red robe, it's a white fat man and a white fat man, it's a black round. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

62● A taxi was driving normally on the highway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi

63● There is a website where all people who surf the Internet don't go there first (wwwhang123com). Why answer: Everyone can have their own needs.

64● Answer: nothing is broken

65● How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

66● Why does it become cold after death? Answer: calm and cool naturally

67● Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

68● How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears in the daytime and love appears in the evening

69● You can't eat grapes, and you don't say grapes are sour. Why? Answer: Understand

7● What are the 1, whys? Answer: Ask whatever you want

71● When will we willingly put out the fire of our own lives? Answer: before cutting the birthday cake,

72● Three prisoners listened to the judge's verdict, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guanzhong

73● What do China people say? Answer: Chinese

74● There are two places on the earth. Yesterday can be today and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole

75● Xiao Kai drives a car, but he never reaches his destination. Why? Answer: the car goes backwards

76● Fangfang eats beef noodles, but doesn't see any beef? Answer: she ate beef instant noodles

77● Daming croaked English, but foreigners couldn't understand what he said? Answer: the turtle whose head hit the water

78● Mr. Lu just finished his haircut and asked the barber to cut his hair "in the middle". The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is odd

79● What's the first thing Santa put in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: Foot

8● Where can I get by with a stamp? Answer: India

81● There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which were blown off by the wind and then picked by fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

82● How long will it take you to write from one to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most, 1

83● Why is there not a word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is French

84● What idiom is a monk holding an umbrella? Answer: no hair and no law

85● What flowers can be seen but not grasped? Answer: splash and fireworks

86● Which train car has the least? Answer: fire truck

87● What people worship when they say it, but they don't want to see the answer: God

88● What do fat girls say when they are sick? Answer: Take care of yourself

89● What is the earliest surname of China people? Answer: The surname is good. "beginning of life is good in nature."

9● Why did a robust duck drown in the river? Answer: Hard to commit suicide

91● Once upon a time, what was the mountain full of gold? Answer: San Francisco

92● Iron will rust when put outside, but what about gold? Answer: No

93● The farmer has 1 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros

94● Xiaoming's father only became an official once, and only for a few days. However, because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: When is the best time to raise your hands high? Answer: When someone points a pistol at your head,

96● Xiaoming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. He didn't take the stairs himself, but he went up to the fifth floor and went home. Is this possible? Answer:

98● Three gold "Xin", three water "Miao" and three people "Zhong", so what should the three ghosts call the answer: Help

99● Answer: Cihai

1● Chuchu's birthday is on March 3th, which year is it? What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little Tiger

12● A monkey can break a corn every minute. In an orchard, a monkey can break several corns in five minutes. Answer: None of them have been broken to

13● There were 1 coppers in Xiaohong's pocket, but they were all dropped. Excuse me, what's the answer left in Xiaohong's pocket: There's still a hole

14● What is higher than the sky? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky

15● What valuable things are most easily lost? Answer: Sputnik

16● It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: Three minutes < p Answer: it doesn't matter

18● Who is the drunk? Answer: people who declare that they are not drunk

19● When the earth explodes, where is the safest answer: Hell

11● Which dress is the most durable? Answer: the least favorite one

111● What did his son become after the beheading of French king Louis XIV? Answer: Orphan

112● What is not priced in the world? Answer: Affection

113● Xiaoyun and Ahua are married, why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating others

114● What "place" can a person have? Answer: Yan Er

115● One year ago, on January 1st, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it was? Answer: Everyone is breathing

116● Why does Xiao Wang always keep a posture when running? Answer: Because he looks like an electric fan on the left and an electric fan on the right in the photo, although it looks like an electric fan, it just won't turn. What is this? Answer: power-off electric fan

118● Under what circumstances, everyone will take the initiative to play the spirit of going through fire and water? Answer: when eating hot pot,

119●3 people use 3 buckets of water for 3 days and 9 people use several buckets of water for 9 days. Answer: Nine

12● Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety device? Answer: Diving athlete

121● Xiao Wang needs to socialize frequently because of his work. Although he goes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why does this answer: He goes home every morning

122● Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Answer: It climbs on the map

123● A man who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why answer: Wearing a life jacket

124● Shortly after the accident, the first batch of policemen rushed to the scene, and they found that the driver was intact and overturned. But I haven't seen the dead or the injured, and it's in the middle of nowhere. What's going on? Answer: Because this is a blood donation car

125● What kind of person wants as many children as possible? Answer: children's products manufacturing Gao

126● What is the last thing a person wants to do before he dies? Answer: swallow your last breath

127● Why did Liu Bei take care of the cottage before Zhuge Liang was willing to see him? Answer: because I didn't bring gifts for the first two times

128● Xiao Wang said that he would travel when the sun and the moon are together forever. Do you think it is possible? Answer: it may be tomorrow

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