1. Yan Shiduo: "There is football in the city, and there is a game every month" and "There is only a venue, and counties can play football". At the Football Association Congress in 2, Yan Shiduo, the president of the Football Association, put forward a number of new "words". In his Work Report, he proposed to strive to achieve "there is football in the city, and there is a game every month" and basically realize ". Although this reflected the current situation of football in China to some extent at that time, this obviously planned and regional plan still vaguely reminded everyone of the Great Leap Forward era. Background: Yan Shiduo made a surprising funny index at the Football Club: ★★★ Classic index: ★★★ 9. Wang Po: "The national strength is not as good as Real Madrid, so I must catch up with Real Madrid in management." After entering Shaanxi's national strength, Wang Po's management was unanimously criticized by Shaanxi fans. At a talk with fans, Wang Po was impassioned: "I have been in the club for so long, I think our players are all good players, all of them. Without an iron discipline team, there will be no fighting capacity. It can be said that national strength has always been a "weak force" of China football, which has something to do with it. As for the future, even if some people have opinions, I think I will continue to strengthen the management of the club. Do you know? My goal is to make the national strength like Real Madrid in management. " Background: Shaanxi football "sinner" Wang Po made a big splash at the fan forum. Funny index: ★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 8. schlappner: "You don't know how to kick, just kick in the door." Schlappner is the first foreign coach in China football, and China people call him "Uncle Shi". His hair also caused uproar at CCTV's Spring Festival gala. During China's teaching days, "Uncle Shi" also left many classic quotations. Once in training, "Uncle Shi" warned his disciples: "If you don't know how to kick, just kick in the door." At the same time, he likes to encourage the patriotism of China players-our China team will not bow to anyone except the elderly and children. However, after losing to Iraqi and Yemeni teams, the China team was eliminated and missed the World Cup in the United States, so schlappner left the altar and left class sadly. Background: Before the impact of the World Cup in the United States, schlappner taught the goal cheats funny index: ★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★ 7. Qi Wusheng: "It's my responsibility, I can't bear it." The national team that hit the World Cup in the Top Ten in 1997 has always been regarded as the strongest national team in history, even surpassing Milu's national team. However, such a team was defeated by too many people from the outside world. Qi Wusheng's ears are too soft, and he can change whoever the fans want in some games. After being beaten by Saudi Arabia in the last game, Qi Wusheng finally got up the courage to speak his mind: "It's my responsibility, not my responsibility. I can't bear it." At the conclusion, the China Football Association designated the China team as "second-rate in Asia", which caused controversy at that time. Many people thought that the Football Association was shirking its responsibility. Looking at it now, there are such factors, but the positioning is quite accurate. Background: After the failure of the French World Cup, Qi Wusheng spoke his mind. Funny index: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★ 6. Xu Genbao: "Vieira can't play football." In 1995, Shenhua once recruited a group of French players for trial training. At that time, Xu Genbao, the coach of Shenhua, immediately concluded after watching a tall and thin midfielder running, "That foreign aid just now could not play football at all". A few years later, the player that Xu Genbao called unable to play football became the core player of Arsenal and even the French national team, and he was the world-class superstar Patrick Vieira, captain of the French national team. Background: Shenhua selected foreign aid Xu Genbao to evaluate Vieira's funny index: ★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 5. A leader of the Football Association: "We can lose to any strong European and American team, but we must not easily lose to any Asian team." Just as China was once again attacking the 2xx World Cup, at a meeting of the Football Association, a leader said generously: "Our China team can lose to any strong European and American team, but we must never lose to any Asian team." As soon as this sentence came out, all major media and newspapers cheered it up, and the popular "chasing the United States and surpassing Britain" in the 197 s may spread all over mainland China again. However, what is before us is the embarrassing result that China's national team missed the Asian Top Ten World Cup qualifiers for two consecutive times. Background: A leader made a generous speech before the World Cup in South Africa. Funny index: ★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★☆ 4. Yan Shiduo: "China football has stood up since then!" After getting rid of the shadow of Japan and South China, the Football Association gambled on the World Cup. After spending the legendary RMB 5 million, the Top Ten Competition in 21 finally succeeded by luck. Chairman Yan could not hide his excitement and made a "great man" speech. China men's soccer team stood up from now on! "However, China's performance in the World Cup was surprising, even the weakest Costa Rica couldn't beat it. It swallowed 9 eggs, didn't score a point, didn't score a goal, and was beaten back to its original shape, disappointing! It can be seen that football diplomacy alone cannot fundamentally solve the problem! The World Cup is just a pleasure we got after XX. China football is still that virtue. From time to time, it will make a big news that will make people's eyes drop and stimulate people's senses. Now, some people even make fun of the national football team. The national football team has become a means of public entertainment, and it is unexpected that the national football team can serve the people in this way. Background: After the success of the World Cup, Chairman Yan made a great joke index: ★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★★ 3. Zhu Guanghu: "This year is the year of the dog, and my requirement for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games with the spirit of a mad dog! Use the spirit of a mad dog to attack in an all-round way! " On the fourth day of the first month of the Lunar New Year of the Dog, Zhu Guanghu and his national team started the final sprint for preparing for the Asian Cup group match at Qingxin Base in Guangzhou. Zhu Guanghu said: "This year is the Year of the Dog. My request for the national team is to play the Asian Cup and the Asian Games with the spirit of a mad dog! Use the spirit of a mad dog to attack in an all-round way! " This is the first time that "mad dog spirit" has popped out of Zhu Guanghu's mouth. "We should have a clear understanding of the mad dog spirit. We have seen more pet dogs, which is amusing. Even the big dog, in the city, has become accustomed to a pampered life, and his fighting spirit and wildness have almost died away. Pulling such a dog out can only scare people, and it is definitely impossible to fight. Since this year is the year of the dog, since we want to talk about dogs, then I agree with the spirit of mad dogs. " "The mad dog spirit I'm talking about is just different from the pet dog. It should be able to fight, not afraid of injury, not afraid of sacrifice, not afraid of the opponent's strength. As long as there is breath, it should also bite the opponent's perseverance and spirit, curb the opponent in momentum and overwhelm the opponent in courage. This spirit is exactly what the national team needs. Football in China is still relatively backward, and there are many opponents who are stronger than us. In many competitions, our ability and technology are inferior to our opponents, but if we lose our fighting spirit and spirit, then such a team is hopeless and such a competition is meaningless. If this is a mad dog spirit, then I very much hope that all our national players have this spirit. When our national team comes out, it is a mad dog array! " Zhu Guanghu has fully agreed with the word "mad dog", which he used to think was indecent. As a result, dogs are not crazy, but people are! Background: Before preparing for the Asian Cup, Zhu Guanghu put forward the Mad Dog Spirit Funny Index: ★★★★★★★ Classic Index: ★★★☆ 2. A football association official said: "We can qualify as long as it is 7-". Before the Sino-Hong Kong war on November 17th, 24, a football association official said after carefully calculating the goal difference: "As long as it is 7-, we can qualify." As a result, the national team achieved this goal according to this fixed plan, and the Kuwaitis who are more proficient in Arabic numerals, with the help of Malaysia, made the 7- qualifying become an eternal laughing stock. Background: November 24. 17 hilarious index before the war between China and Hong Kong: ★★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★☆ 1. Zhu Guanghu: "Now the whole society is emphasizing sincerity between people. We represent China. Since we have put forward the goal of entering the semi-finals, we must achieve it, otherwise it will not deceive the society and deceive the masses?" Before the 2xx Asian Cup, Zhu Guanghu was full of confidence when facing the goal of the top four put forward by the Football Association. "Now the whole society is emphasizing sincerity between people. We represent China. Since we have put forward the goal of entering the top four, we must achieve it, otherwise it will not deceive the society and deceive the masses?" As a result, China, the last runner-up, not only failed to achieve its goal, but also failed to qualify for the group, and the people were cheated again. Background: In 2xx, Zhu Guanghu appeared confident when talking about the goal of the top four. Funny index: ★★★★★★★ Classic index: ★★★★ ☆ A complete collection of Duan Xuan's classic quotations on world football commentary
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