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"I started working hard"
B: Thank you friends for your support, this will be~
A: Hello.
B: Hello.
A: Hello. Hello, how are you all?
B: What’s wrong with you?
A: I am a person full of misfortunes.
B: Why?
A: When I was in elementary school, I was afraid of exams.
B: Young people are afraid of exams.
A: Dreams are all exams.
B: I have thoughts every day and dreams at night.
A: Even nightmares are about exams.
B: Too nervous.
A: When I woke up, I was really taking the exam.
B: I fell asleep during the exam.
A: Too much pressure.
B: Please review carefully.
A: So I study hard and pass the exam. I got my bachelor's degree.
B: This is not low.
A: I was admitted to the master's degree again.
B: Very good.
A: Then I got a doctorate.
B: That’s it.
A: I am taking the exam for higher education, and they call me a fighter. I am taking the exam for higher education, and they call me a saint.
B: I was stupid in the exam.
A: In the end I am nothing.
B: Huh?
A: I have so many certificates, but I am nothing in society.
B: You can’t say that. It’s not easy for you to get so many certificates.
A: Yes, these certificates cost a lot of money.
B: I bought it with money.
A: I spent a lot of money to go to school. I can’t do nothing like this. I want to do big things, big things that are earth-shattering. (Puts his hand into his clothes)
B: What do you want to do?
A: Nothing.
B: Why are you doing this if you’re not doing anything?
A: Itchy, scratch.
B: Look at Cun Jin.
A: I really want to do something big.
B: What’s the big deal?
A: Apply for subsistence allowance.
B: Apply for subsistence allowance at such a young age.
A: Young, young makes me confused and hesitant.
B: Why?
A: Do you know who I am?
B: Who?
A: I have eaten adzuki bean popsicles and ice cream. I used food stamps when I was a child, and I also used credit cards when I grew up. I have worn cotton-padded clothes, cotton trousers, white sneakers, and Jack Jones Nikes. Adi. I have studied Tang poetry and Song poetry, and I have also read Han Han and Guo Jingming. I have played Contra Super Mario Bros. and Nintendo PSP. I have liked Jimmy Lin, the four kings, and Jay Chou and TVXQ Super Girl. Do you know who I am?
B: Who?
A: Post-80s.
B: A contradictory generation. I am also born in the 1980s and am not as pessimistic as you.
A: People are different, and our ideals are also different. My ideal is to be a pilot, your ideal is to be a boiler, my ideal is to be a rich man, you Your ideal is to be a beggar, my ideal is to open a big restaurant, and your ideal is to be a dishwasher.
B: Who has this ideal? We are both born in the 1980s, but you are a head taller than me. You must have a good ideal.
A: I have a good ideal, which is to become the leader of the Gaba Liuliqiu tribe in Mauritius.
B: Think of something realistic.
A: The realistic thing is to be an entrepreneur.
B: This is reliable. So do you have money?
A: Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.
B: If you don’t have money, what kind of business will you do?
A: Enterprises do not necessarily require money.
B: What are you doing?
A: I am a real estate developer.
B: Do you have land?
A: Yes, it’s a big place.
B: Oh, Beijing! Beijing is very nice,
A: Above
B: Hebei! The development in Hebei is also very good
A: Above
B: Mongolia? The grassland environment is good
A: Up there
B: That’s the North Pole.
A: What are you doing in the North Pole? You can usually see it by looking up.
B: Where?
A: Moon
B: Moon...wait a minute, where do you want to develop?
A: Develop the moon.
B: Develop your IQ first.
A: My IQ is very normal. Only if you can't think of it, we can't do it.
B: Then you really dare to think about it.
A: I want to build a moon city!
B: The name is quite beautiful.
A: The environment is more beautiful. There is a ring-shaped volcano on the left and a dry river on the right. You can see Chang'e-1 when you look up. Your neighbor is Chang'e, your pet is the Moon Rabbit, and your security guard is Wu Gang. You can watch the earth go up and down the mountain every day~
B: Wait a minute, the earth is tired.
A: A 280,000-story skyscraper is being built, and two subways are being built to connect directly to the sun and the Milky Way. After copying all the beautiful scenery on the earth to our moon, build a sky garden, ride a carousel, sing childhood songs, and appreciate the vastness of the universe.
B: It’s so beautiful. How much does your house cost per square meter?
A: 1 quick money
B: 1 yuan! The earth now covers tens of thousands of square meters!
A: This is our advantage. Look at the earth now. The environment is poor and the population is large. A house can cost millions. In the past, one million was enough to live a life without worries. , now you can’t even get a place to live for one million, unlike you, who has money and can buy a house of more than 100 square meters at any time. How much did it cost?
B: 1.8 million
A: 1.8 million, it’s cash. How long does it take to count?
B: Take the socks out of your mouth first.
A: People are so rich that they can buy a 1.8 million house on their own terms. Go to the bank, throw the big sack with money on the ground, and buy a house! Invoice! Write about office supplies!
B: Just wait a moment and write down office supplies! I bought a house with a loan.
A: How much did you borrow?
B: Don’t have much money? 1.8 million.
A: This is called a full loan. How many more years will it take?
B: 180 years. Children and grandchildren will continue to do so until the 28th century.
A: You are a good house slave in the new century!
B: I receive 10,000 bank blessing text messages every day, wishing me not to die. If you die, we will all be laid off
A: Then this bank is unlucky. Look at my place, it costs one yuan per square meter, and you don’t need a loan, how great it is
B: So what kind of house is suitable for someone like me to buy
A: Your kind If so, just buy a small apartment.
B: How many square meters?
A: 5,000 square meters.
B: 5,000 is not expensive. But the toll is not cheap.
A: Do you still want to go back? It’s great to live here. We also have a special gift. Your housing area will be doubled on August 15th every year!
B: Yes! Is the moon full?
A: So I have to work hard to implement my great ideal. See you on the moon.
B: Let’s talk about it again. I dare to think that where there is a will, there is a way. Bless him.
A: Classmate, classmate.
B: Why are you back?
A: Do you think I can do it? Do you agree with me becoming an entrepreneur?
B: Agreed.
A: You agree, but I still don’t agree.
B: What’s wrong?
A: I will be an entrepreneur and then I will have money.
B: Isn’t that great?
A: I don’t want to have money.
B: Why?
A: It’s easy to learn bad things if you have money. My mother told me to be a good boy. If I had money, I would be sorry for my mother.
B: He is still a good boy who listens to his mother.
A: My mother has wanted me to be a soldier since I was a child. If I become a soldier, how about I become a military strategist?
B: Military talents are also talents our country needs.
A: Yes, I want to be a modern warfare commander!
B: How do you start?
A: Study first. I want to study "Sun Tzu's Art of War", "Sun Bin's Art of War", "Historical Records of the Warring States Period", "Six Towers and Five Strategies" and "Master Hayden's One-Finger Zen" and "The Sunflower Book of the Invincible Orient". ”
B: Then you have to sacrifice more.
A: Don’t be afraid of sacrifice! I also studied modern warfare, the Yugoslav Civil War, the Iran-Iraq War, the Gulf War, and the Kosovo War.
A: We also need to learn to drive cars, trains, planes, tanks, and missiles.
B: The missiles are also firing.
A: The missile cannot be fired. I want to learn modern warfare methods. I want to use QQ to launch missiles, and I want to use MSN to control combat. Virtual combat starts from the cold weapon era. Practice Warcraft. Practice modern warfare, Red Alert, and then practice future warfare, StarCraft. I want to learn information warfare, which is network warfare. I want to use hackers to hack them, make their screens black, and put 200 pandas to burn incense.
B: I can’t live!
A: I still need to learn how to fire a cannon, the first level preparation of the human cannon, the second level preparation of the human cannon, and fire! Ultraman!
B: Mr. Ao, wake up, it’s time to launch the missile.
A: Future warriors still have to learn.
B: I wish you success.
A: Thank you. (Salute)
B: I hope he can become an excellent officer.
A: Go, Go, let`s go
B: He may also become a neurotic.
A: Classmate, do you agree that I will become a military strategist?
B: Agreed.
A: You agree, but I still don’t agree.
B: What’s wrong?
A: If I become a soldier and leave, I’m afraid my mother will miss me. I feel I’m so sorry for my mother.
B: I want to stay with my mother.
A: Yes, I am actually best suited to be a writer.
B: I also want to be a writer.
A: What’s wrong! I read a lot of books. I have read "Water Margin", "Liao Zhai", "Journey to the West", "Mencius", "Laozi", "The Romance of the West Chamber", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "The Story of the Stone", "Crayon Shin-chan", "Doraemon", "Yuyou Hakusho", "Dragon Ball" 》.
B: It depends on the mix!
A: I would also like to read Zhou Shuren’s articles, Lu Xun’s articles, Lao She’s articles, and Shu Qingchun’s articles.
B: It took only two people a long time!
A: Let’s look at Western literature, Hegel’s philosophy, Freudian psychology, Dumas’s “La Traviata” and Hugo’s “Notre Dame de Paris” and Maupassant’s “Suet.” Not only did I read Balzac's "Human Comedy", I also wrote a book. Gorky wrote "My University" and I wrote "My Kindergarten"
B: Live More More and more pumping!
A: Ostrovsky wrote a book "How Steel Was Tempered" and I wrote a book "How Steel Was Tempered"
B: How to practice It’s done!
A: Hemingway wrote a book called "The Old Man and the Sea", I wrote a book called "The Child and the River", Yang Zhijun wrote a book called "Tibetan Mastiff", I wrote a book called "Jingba", Jiang Rong wrote a book It's called "Wolf Totem" and I wrote "Dog Photo". The top singer in the world wrote "Ghost Blows Out the Lamp" and I wrote "No Power Today"
B: Both are black!
A: I want to be a great writer~
B: Stop, stop talking. The more I listen, the angrier I get. People like you are so ambitious and unrealistic. In fact, those born in the 1980s are not flowers in the greenhouse, but eagles in the sky~
A: Yes, I want to be an eagle in the sky. I'm going now~
B: Why go?
A: Ask my mother.
B: Stop talking~