2. "Why, why do you want to turn off the credit card counter to stop me from meeting the counter? ！” The cry of the credit card (male) is full of despair. The friend card (male) couldn't stand it any longer. He grabbed the credit card in his arms and roared in a voice close to collapse: "I can't stop you from meeting the counter, but do you really hate to automatically repay the money in connection with me? Pay attention to me, too. Look at me. Will you die if you like me?" !
3. I've been inspired by various things recently. So ... cell phone brain tonic. Keyboard type: "Ah! Don't press there ... "; Touch: "Ugh, goat … don't touch it …"; Slide type: "Well … don't rub there all the time …"; Folding type: "Master, I know my body is flexible, please don't trample me …"; Change the battery: "yuck! It's all been seen! ! ! Well, don't force it in ... aah! Asshole! ! ！” ; Vibration: "master … hahaha … please turn off the vibration ……"
4. He always thinks that the house he lives in is very small, so he works hard to save money and plans to change to a new house. Finally, one day, he saved enough money and decided to move. Before he left, he sold all his old things to the garbage collector. The next day, when he opened the door of his new home, he saw a group of teenagers sitting on the ground, sobbing: "Master … don't sell us …"
Master, are you under a lot of pressure …
5. She bought a narcissus and kept it. In spring, the narcissus bloomed in white and tender flowers, which was very beautiful, and she took care of it more and more. One day, she found that the flowers were listless, and no matter how she took care of them, she still couldn't keep back. That night, she was woken up. In the living room, "Hey … don't pass … hmm …" "How many times have I said, don't always pose in front of the host, it serves you right!" She pushed open the bedroom door in surprise. The handsome green man and the overwhelmed handsome white-haired boy looked back at her nosebleeds in surprise.
6. He has a new purple slide phone, and he likes to push the phone cover around every day when he is bored. One day I was playing, and suddenly my mobile phone "bang" turned into a purple-haired man. The man grabbed his hand and said, "Are you always playing with me?"? I want you to taste this taste today! "
7. The pillow that my girlfriend gave me when she broke up has been placed on his bedside, and I can't help but recall her every day. One day I accidentally spilled ink and had to get a new pillow. When I returned to my room, I found a boy sitting on the bed with a little ink stains on his white clothes, and looked at him sadly and said, "I put up with you thinking about other people by my side every day. Now I'm dirty, are you going to lose me?"
ow ... so cute ... so cute ... covering his face ...
8. Summer came, and he shook his fan and fell asleep at night. A cool breeze blew in the middle of the night, and he found a handsome boy in his arms, bulging his cheeks and pouting and blowing gently at him, and the broken hair on his forehead was blown up bit by bit ... When the boy saw him wake up, he was flushed with shame and stumbled a few times: "Master ... Master, do you ... do you feel cool ...?"
9. His watch band has been worn for almost five years, and it has been repaired several times before. Today, he accidentally fell to the ground and completely stopped. But I still don't want to take it off when I sleep at night. I woke up in the morning and got a fright! A teenager with silver hair fell asleep with his arm in his arm. Look carefully and there are bruises on his head and hands. At this moment, the teenager woke up, and when he saw him, he cried, "I … I just had too much pain yesterday. I'm not bad!" Don't throw me, I'll keep moving ... "
Ahhh ... Wrong way, wrong way XD!
1. As soon as the bell rang, he immediately threw the answer sheet of Band 6 on the table: "Your sister's Band 6 made me take the exam for the fifth time!" Sleeping in frustration at night, just entering the quilt, a handsome man stood in front of the window and threw himself on the bed with a smile: "Who told you to see me naked every time, so tempting me, I can only let you see me more!"
people who take naked exams really can't afford to get hurt ... I'm a naked exam-taker ... …TAT. Ok ... this is a personification of CET-4 and CET-6 = =
11. He arrived home dusty, and the weather was sultry. After sitting in the bedroom for a while, he turned into the bathroom and washed away his fatigue. Twenty minutes later, I went back to my bedroom with a bath towel and was stunned by the scene before me. A dozen men of all kinds were sitting or lying on his bed, some wearing clean T-shirts, striped and plaid. When they saw him come in, they all said, "Master, who do you want today?"
You can't afford to hurt your underwear ......
12. Pepsi and delicious doppelganger are rubbing fiercely, and liquid has oozed from the front end with purple-black light. Their bodies trembled involuntarily and groaned from time to time. As the action became more intense, the last moment gradually approached, and finally the pleasure usurped like electricity. Black liquid erupted violently from the front end of the two doppelgangers.
13. It is said that this is the earliest moaning body: .........................................................................................................................................................
14. "hmm … hmm, I don't want it, master …" "hmm? How can this work? I haven't used enough. " The man said, he bent down and began to suck the cherry of the teenager. "No ... I'm going to run out ..." The man's eyes flashed. "Bitch of ten thousand people, I still have ten million Qian Qian when I run out." Afterwards, Toothpaste Jun stood with a sigh of relief, and the toothbrush Jun around him couldn't help but say, "Look at your waist bent like this. Why don't we elope if he abuses you so much!"
my toothpaste is pink and blue ... oh, if it's so anthropomorphic ... > < Forgive me for not CJ ... qaq
15. Everyone went to the library to study. He was lazy in bed and didn't want to move, but there was an exam tomorrow, so he had to get up and set up a computer desk to start copying and writing, and was summoned by Duke Zhou. When he woke up, he had a blue-haired young man across his waist and abdomen. When the young man saw him awake, he smiled at his evil spirit. "What's the matter? Fuck the little master once a day. Do you recognize him today? "
computer desk ..................
16. "Genduragon, Szicher!" Canine tooth gun a hug pale cloud sword in your arms, "why? Why did you finally choose Shadow Moon instead of me? " Tiger tooth bit the neck of the ancient tooth of Cangyun and made a low whimper. "You know, I wanted you before we were born." "You …" Cang Yunjian pushed the tiger's teeth away. "After all, we are all men …"
17. He likes speed and the feeling of wind, so he fell in love with the feeling of racing on his beloved motorcycle. One night he walked out of the bathroom, and suddenly he was tackled head-on by a domineering macho man with golden eyes and blond hair. The blond handsome man clasped his fingers and smiled evilly: You ride me every day, is it my turn now?
can't stand it? ! ! ! It' s so cute! ! ! ! !
18. Toothbrush: Master … Don't get white liquid all over me …; Ear scoop: Master ... Let me into your body ...; Bathtub: Master … It's so hot … Come into my body …; Slippers: Master, please trample me under your feet and ravage me heartily. Pen: Please … please don't … don't … push the top … so hard …; Summer sleeping mat: master, you can ... sleep with me ...
Er ... cover your face ... Don't you have the feeling that everyone will die? ! ! !
19. Spoon: Master, please stop licking ...; Thermometer: Why does it take so long? ! It's so hot! ; Pen holder: asshole! Don't let anything strange in! How can you put that thing down? ! ; Bath cotton: My master, is your body so beautiful to seduce me? Hmm?
enough ... enough ... in fact, this one can be connected with the one above ...
2. The teenager suddenly got up, suddenly opened the door, then threw it away and hurried to get the mobile phone ringing in the living room. There was a click ... the door caught the teenager's skirt ... A boy trembled and leaned out of the side of the door ... The little hand grabbed his skirt and refused to let go, and his voice was full of grievances, saying: Why ... Why ...................................................................................................... "XG's lips slowly depict the smooth chest down the slender clavicle. "It's so dirty there, don't suck ~ ah ~" The boy's body trembled gently, and the man spit out the small snail in his mouth, helplessly looking at the shy guy and retreating into the shell.
snails! It's actually a snail! ! ! What a weak explosion! ! ! ! !
22. There are several mango trees in the school, and many mangoes are produced when the season comes. When he saw that all his classmates were poking with bamboo poles, he was also very excited. He didn't expect to poke a small one for a long time, so he had to take it home and put it on the bedside. In the middle of the night, he suddenly saw a weak boy standing on his bedside clutching PP and looking at him with tearful eyes. His voice sounded like the fragrance of mango in summer: "You poked me there ..."
23. An older young man picked up a dog on the roadside and collapsed. But he still got a treasure, holding it and rubbing his nose. "If you are a human being, it's not bad to live with you all your life ..." The dog in his arms turned into a boy with bare fruit. "The curse of the old witch was solved! The prince's charm is just as attractive even if he is not beautiful ... "
24. He is afraid of heat, so he likes to hide in an air-conditioned room every summer. The air conditioner in the room is often turned on for several days. That night, he slept with the air conditioner on as usual. Suddenly I felt a burst of hot air, and when I opened my eyes, I found myself under the pressure of a handsome man. The man stroked his face and smiled evilly: "I have been working for so many days in a row, so should I have a rest?" How about letting you heat up all night today? "
suddenly ... I dare not use the air conditioner ... covering my face
25. "Why have you lost weight again? I give you a lot of food every day. Well, I admit that although I have asked you many times, why are you losing weight faster and faster? "He clasped his wallet in his arms." Hum, you have the nerve to say that it's all you, and you want me anytime and anywhere! But all right, be thinner, you are more distressed! "My wallet moved, and I chose a comfortable position to sleep ...
Brain tonic ~~~XDDD
26. After a tiring day, he went home and sat down in a massage chair to relieve the tiredness of the day. "Hmm ~" He couldn't help rubbing the protrusion on the seat with his legs. In the mist, a naked man hugged him and said vaguely in his ear, "Are you seducing me?"? Master ... "
27." They all say I'm dead ... "The diligent little man hugged his knees and curled up into a ball. "You still think about them? What on earth do you take me for! " Hard-working little people feel that the man's fingers buckle his shoulder hard, which hurts. Looking at his face without waves, the lazy little man almost laughed crazily. "But it's all right anyway, you are mine, and you can only be mine. No one else will ever see you again, and so will you ..."
28. In the morning, he opened the garage door and was surprised to find that the Lotus sports car he just bought yesterday was gone, but there was a beautiful blond boy in the same place. The teenager with red fruits covered his legs with his hands and looked at him tearfully: "Master, can you be gentle when you put on the gear next time?"
ah, gear! ! ! Decisive and similar! ! ! Next time, please count it next time. . .
29. He had an accident and spent the rest of his life in a wheelchair. Not to mention losing his job, his girlfriend ran away with someone else. He doesn't like going out anymore, and he hides at home and drinks every day. One day, I was drunk and fell asleep in a wheelchair. When I woke up, I found myself sitting in the arms of a handsome man, who kissed him on the cheek. "Baby, I would like to hold you all my life."
cute ... cute over me ... weak
3. He angrily dropped his swimming ring under the ridicule of his friends and rushed into the sea. As a result of impulsiveness, his feet cramped even after drinking a few mouthfuls of seawater. When he struggled desperately in the water, a black shadow came over his eyes, and the whole person was pulled up. He stared blankly at the boy with one hand in front of him, only to see the other side squint and stir up the corner of his mouth. "See if you dare to leave me like this in the future."
I won't leave you, no, my swimming ring ~ ~ ~ star eyes
Sorry, this is all I have.