If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

The tongue outlasts the teeth, and the software outlasts the hardware.

Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

You name it, if you don’t have a diploma, you’ll be like someone else’s ugly parent; if you’re not smart, you’ll be someone else’s bald head!

If you were a flower, even cows would not dare to shirk you.

If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow, or my personality is too great.

After Jue turned around, Jue hugged Jue again. After letting go, they no longer had each other’s tenderness.

How should I forget everything in the past? Let them never come back.

Only when I held my hand did I know that my son was ugly, and my face burst into tears. If I don’t leave, I will leave.

I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am tired of doing laundry and cooking.

If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause

A person’s life is It's like shitting, sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.

I originally planned to search the dog, but I saw the cat pounce.

How can I bear to expose you if you are so good at pretending? How can I not bear to love you?

If you cannot put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning her clothes. hand.

Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

I cried and couldn’t separate now, but now I let go with a smile

Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but it’s a pity that youth is just a gecko

That day, on a whim, I used you I used a photo as my computer desktop, and holy shit, I got a computer virus!

Men, if you love your woman, you should believe her.

Although the bird is small, it can really cover the entire sky.

When you were a child, smiling was a mood, but when you grow up, smiling is an expression.

If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.

Grandpas come from grandsons.

Some people look much better when wearing facial masks than in real life.

How I wish I could grow old together with you by accident.

I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

I have been parasitic in your world for one more day and I can’t even see my own shadow

I loved you deeply, so I never regret that you have left me far away

After I turned around, my tears kept flowing. Although my heart ached, I could only say that I would go away after separation

Non-mainstream quotes

1. Love in ten years Seven years old is just an out-of-reach word that causes pain and sorrow in vain. "School Uniform Skirt"

2. I fell in love with you, not because you gave me what I needed, but because you gave me a feeling I had never had before.

3. Love is the encounter between a wasted soul and happiness.

4. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear that familiar voice.

5. Being able to smile calmly when you are scorned is a kind of confidence.

6. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

7. Not speaking, not listening, not looking does not mean that you really don’t care!

8. There once was a smile that appeared in my life, but in the end it was still like mist It just disappeared, and that smile became a rushing river buried deep in my heart, unable to swim across it, and the sound of the river became my song of despair every day and every night.

9. Only when you see through everything can you realize that losing is actually more practical than having.

10. When you point fingers at others, don’t forget that there are three fingers pointing at yourself.

11. When you truly love something, you will find how fragile and powerless language is. There is always a gap between words and feelings.

12. Hiding in a certain time, missing the palm prints of a period of time; hiding in a certain place, missing a person who stands on the way in and out, who makes me care.

13. The noise and brightness of the world, the joy and happiness of the world, are like clear streams, passing by in the wind and in front of my eyes, and warmth gushes out like spring water. I have no extravagant expectations. , I just want you to be happy and not sad.

14. The wind blows up the fleeting years that are as broken as flowers, and your smile sways and sways, becoming the most beautiful embellishment in my life. Look at the sky, the snow, and the deep shadows of the seasons.

15. The space formed by singing allows the years to come and go freely, so it still protects the face of the person who has never changed and a huge hatred that has never ended.

16. When you are still a child, why do you have to see everything so clearly?

17. You don’t need too many good friends, just two are enough. One will lend you money, the other will attend your funeral.

18. Memory is like water poured into the palm of your hand. No matter you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will still flow cleanly from your fingers drop by drop.

19. There is no soft love in a hard city. Life is not Lin Daiyu, and it will not be charming because of sadness. Thousands of people will never be able to see through the mirror, but the smoke and clouds in the world are like me in a blink of an eye

20. I laughed when I looked at the chat records, and cried when I laughed.

21. Whenever I look at the sky, I don’t like to talk anymore. Whenever I talk, I don’t dare to look at the sky anymore.

22. Those people who said they would never be separated are already scattered at the end of the world.

23. A man can either keep her innocent or promise her a future.

24. You will never see me when I am the loneliest, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

25. Life is all about smiling at others, and making others smile at the same time.

26. Life is so interesting. Live and die.

27. If we are all children, we can stay where time is, sit together and listen to those stories that will never grow old while slowly smiling.

28. If I didn’t love you, how could I let you hurt me so completely.

29. Ask less why others and more why yourself.

30. What is happiness? Just cover up your sadness and smile at everyone.

31. Time tells me that the age of being unreasonable has passed and it’s time to be sensible.

32. Who is the passer-by in so-and-so’s life, who is the wheel of life, the dust of the past life, the wind of this life, and the endless sad soul. I looked back at my growth path and watched day by day. I stood on the roadside with my hands in the pockets of my windbreaker and saw countless people walking past me expressionlessly. Occasionally someone stopped and said something to me. Smile, as bright as a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth in my life. Seeing them reminds me of never leaving.

33. They said that the Internet is fake, and I laughed, as if reality is very real.

34. She will not disappear, it is just time that disappears. Knowing how to read articles in English will make the wounds of the past bloom into white and grand flowers, stand in the purest posture, and become our The best proof that we have warmed each other and existed - "The Little Demon's Golden Castle"

35. Say sweet words to the left ear. "Left Ear"

36. I love you, so what, the first letter of the three words added together is not a play word.

37. I am very good, I don’t make noises or show off, I don’t feel wronged or ridiculed, and I don’t need others to know.

38. I look at you smiling, silent, proud, and disappointed just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I always stand in the present while you always stay in the past.

39. I cried a hundred times, just to make you feel sorry for me once.

40. I don’t have a moon. This moon belongs to many people, but it is not mine. "School Uniform Skirt"

41. I count your smiles every day, but you feel so lonely even when you smile. They say your smile is beautiful and relaxed.

42. We are so old, moving from one end of time to the other end of time. Please don’t say goodbye, there is no need to say goodbye. "School Uniform Skirt"

43. There is only so much warmth in my life, and I gave it all to you, but you left me, and you asked me how to smile at others again.

44. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

45. I forget which day of which year, which month, which wall I carved a face on, a smiling, sad face staring at me, we smiled and said, We stay at the same place in time, but in fact we have already been silently swept away by the torrent.

46. I like who I am now, and I miss who we were in the past.

47. I had a dream, it was so beautiful, so miserable, it made me experience true love, it shocked my heart, I had never felt heartache before, it hurt so much, it hurt. Unable to breathe, I woke up and cried happily, crying with heartache.

48. I’m used to feeling uncomfortable, used to missing you, used to waiting for you, but I’ve never gotten used to not being able to see you.

49. I will be your heart in the next life. At least if I don’t beat it, you will die.

50. The watch drawn on my hand when I was a child did not move, but it took away our best time.

51. A person always has to take a strange road, see strange scenery, listen to strange songs, and then at an inadvertent moment, you will find that the things you tried so hard to forget are really Just forgot about it.

52. Forgetting is our unchangeable destiny. Everything is like a misaligned drawing. Everything in the past cannot be returned to the past, so it slowly extends and staggers bit by bit. Maybe we really should forget the missed things

53. Some people will always be engraved in our memory, even if we forget his voice, his smile, and his face, but The feeling I get every time I think of him will never change.

54. If you haven’t finished talking about some things, forget it. Everyone is a king, domineering in his own world. You don’t want to listen to me, but you don’t want me to listen to you either.

55. It turns out that children who are involved with words are never happy. Their happiness is like playful children, wandering to the sky and refusing to come back.

56. This city has no legend of grass growing and orioles flying. It always lives in reality, with fast drumbeats, hurried figures, numb eyes, fake smiles, and I am being assimilated

57. One day I will walk away from you silently without making any sound. I missed a lot and I was always sad alone.

58. One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don’t need you. Non-mainstream quotations - non-mainstream personality sentences, non-mainstream decadent sentences

If you want to be prominent in front of others, you will have to suffer behind others.

I know that more than half of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

Red beans don’t grow in the South, but they grow on my face, I really think

Grandstanding can win favor, but it can also lose favor.

During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek acquaintances.

Make a mistake and make a mistake, or make a plan and make a plan. Anyway, it will be done.

The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

I am so busy that I don’t even know what to do.

If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

You can see the words I type on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard.

If you are lying on the ground and looking up at others, you cannot blame them for standing upright and looking down at you.

You will never see the time when I love you the most, because I love you only when I can’t see you. Likewise, you always.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love

If you are not afraid of opponents who are like gods, you are afraid of teammates who are like pigs.

Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Why pretend to be drunk when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are all perverts!

Give me an oil well and I will create a climax for the earth!

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

The tongue lasts longer than the teeth, and the software lasts longer than the hardware.

Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

Smart women deal with men, and stupid women deal with women.

Dissatisfaction is the replacement of a suspended state. It makes people constantly have the desire to climb up in comparison.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

Human life is like shitting. Sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart.

Grandpas are descendants of grandsons.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

I am not a casual person! But if you act casually, you are not a human being!

If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach Level 4 for a day.

I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

There are only two things I can’t do in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that

Funny non-mainstream quotes

1. Loneliness is singing in a shallow voice , the sadness that no one understands.

2. What you light is a cigarette, but what you smoke is loneliness.

3. Driving is easy, except for the newcomers!

4. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

5. Cecilia, please go, I can’t bear to leave Han Hong!

6. Get away from me as far as your thoughts go.

7. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

8. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

9. Live well, because we will die for a long time!

10. You even believe the advertisements. You will become stupid by reading!

11. A hero does not care about the way out, and a rogue does not care about his age!

12. I would rather fight with a sensible person than say a word to him.

13. If I can’t find the way I used to be, how should I remember it?

14. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

15. Just call me Chaowei, even though I sing like Jacky.

16. I would like to be a winged bird in heaven and a pig in the same pen on earth!

17. Being humble is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.

18. No matter how big the official is, no matter how much money he has, the King of Hell will still be dragging his feet.

19. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

20. You are not a cactus, so why are you so strong.

21. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

22. I am L’Oréal Paris, you deserve it.

23. There are fifty strings of brocade strings for no reason, each string and one column reminds me of the past.

24. When I am in a bad mood, I want a hug.

25. No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can’t express my sadness!

26. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun. Don’t let your beloved wife live with you for free!

27. People are afraid of being famous as pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

28. I am not too stupid, but I believe in someone too easily.

29. I like your personality, but I don’t like your gender.

30. The sun is so bright, but it’s raining in my eyes.

31. Does your stomach grow in your head? All you think about every day is eating.

32. Time will bite you, and you will be covered in scars if you don’t leave.

33. Those who have money are browsing Taobao, and those who have no money are browsing Weibo

34. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

35. I will work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM.

36. Tolerate the calm for a while, but when it breaks out, you will die without any body parts.

37. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

38. Housing prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men.

39. No matter how strong the wind is, it can’t blow away the ray of light from the sun.

40. No matter how good the liar’s tricks are, they are not as good as the true feelings of a fool.

41. It’s been a long time since anyone has made cowhide look so fresh and refined!

42. On Qingming Festival, buy flowers to commemorate the dead love.

43. Others say that I am very thin, but I am just not fat enough.

44. Miss, stop, stop! Do you want to fall in love with me?

45. The highest level of copying answers. After copying for a long time, I went off topic.

46. Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

47. In the fleeting happiness, the most fearful thing is that it will be fleeting.

48. Are you tired? Just be tired, comfort is reserved for the dead.

49. The mining disaster continues under review, and property prices rise under control!

50. Secret love is a successful pantomime, but speaking out becomes a tragedy.

51. According to pig’s aesthetic standards, I can basically be considered a handsome guy.

52. The graduation photo is the most embarrassing photo I have ever taken but the most reluctant to part with it

53. When you are away from home, please remember: you must return the cow B!

54. Sleep in class, make noise after class, and fail in exams.

55. Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius cannot help you solve.

56. The forgetfulness that passes you by is the storm of life.

57. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control. .

58. How can this city be secretive enough to hide my sudden desire to cry?

59. Telling lies will always be exposed, and wearing a wig will always be exposed.

60. Protect yourself, love others, and please don’t come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

61. There are two kinds of flowers that women love most. One is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible.

62. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you tolerate my pretense?

63. I will always smile in front of you, even if it hurts.

64. I can cook instant noodles of various flavors. Do you want to consider marrying me?

65. Even if you want to cry again, you must smile and say: Your uncle!

66. Only women and English are difficult to find, only wives and jobs are difficult to find!

67. Why does the husband have to earn money to support the family? Please turn the word "husband" upside down.

68. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage, or money!

69. You have a heart to lose weight, but you have a mouth of a foodie.

70. My heart is like rain, venting the unhappiness of this world.

71. Look at your appearance, you look like you are joking.

72. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.

73. Even if the road to tomorrow is difficult, you must be tenacious. Only the hegemon can create glory.

74. Even the thoughts given to me have become routine and perfunctory.

75. When you are most unhappy, you will know what a friend is.

76. You exist in my aunt’s mind, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you to death in the middle of the night.

77. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why is it that I am the only one who is injured?

78. Pick up the fragments on the ground, and you can only lick all the pain by yourself.

79. I lose weight every day except when eating, and you still say that I have no perseverance.

80. The joy is to find that the car wiper clip is an advertisement instead of a ticket.

81. Tomorrow comes tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

82. If one day I am injured and killed by you, then I will never let you go even if I am a ghost.

83. Hope is like fire, disappointment is like smoke. Life is like igniting fire in seven places and smoking in eight places.

84. A proud woman, don’t give up your posture for a philandering man.

85. The second male lead said to the female lead: Why do you love others behind my back!

86. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandsons.

87. The highest state of work is to watch others go to work and receive other people’s wages.

88. Time has destroyed the wanton youth, and the innocence has begun to become throbbing and restless.

89. Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

90. If you tell me to get out, I will get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, get away.

91. It is true that marriage is a tomb, but it is better to be buried in peace than to die in the streets!

92. Every time I miss you is like a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

93. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes.

94. I am wandering on the coastline of your life like a wounded soul.

95. Don’t argue with a fool, otherwise others will not be able to figure out who the fool is.

96. Life is actually a bet. If you win, you will be happy, but if you lose, you will be heartbroken.

97. Teacher, if you ignore the school bell again, then we will ignore the school bell.

98. Since I fell in love, my waist no longer hurts, my head no longer hurts, and my heart stops beating.

99. Auntie, we will meet at Duanchangya in sixteen years. Don’t forget to send me a text message then!

100. You cannot hang yourself from a tree. You should try to hang yourself from several nearby trees several times.