1. Who wants what I can't get ...

2. Women should remember that the ultimate destination of Youlemei is the trash can.

3. To go to work is to carry forward the spirit of dead mouse feels no cold.

4. You have the power to force me, and I have the strength to kill you.

5, although not the best. But I try my best!

6. Learn to be strong in failure and learn to be optimistic in loss

7. The past is the past, and it is important to be happy.

8. You must sell yourself 1%.

9. It is things that fail, not people.

1, we have nothing to be afraid of, we came into this world, and we have no intention of going back alive!

11. Don't blame your brother for not being human, just blame your sister-in-law for being so charming.

12. Sisters are like brothers, and men are like clothes. Whoever touches my sister, I will tear his clothes.

13. I want to give you the whole universe. You just need to give me the whole world.

14. If you don't pursue it, you will never have it. Don't go forward, stay where you are forever.

15. Whether it is sunny or cloudy, you must remember to give yourself a beautiful smile.

16. I will greet every enemy with a smiling face.

17. When you are embraced by failure, success may be waiting to kiss you.

18. As long as we try our best, anyone can be his own hero.

19. I really love you very much, and it will not change for a hundred years.

2. Since I can't walk into your eyes, I will let you leave my heart.

21. Being beautiful is your advantage, and living beautifully is my skill.

22. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

23. No matter how wide and far the road is, it will be safe as long as you are involved.

24. Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.

25. Walking with time is unforgettable.

26. I can only love you all my life, but I can't love you for a while.

27. A wise man will lose when he is careful, and a fool will gain when he is careful.

28. If you get your feelings, don't be sad or happy.

29. No one is tired of drinking water because of the insipid water, so don't abandon life because of the insipid life.

3. If you have yourself, you won't be influenced by others.

31. Love yourself is more reliable than anyone who loves you.

32. Choice is more important than hard work, attitude is more important than ability, and position is more important than strength!

33. People who don't want you to be alone will always let you fool around.

34. A sincere mind can make us live with a clear conscience.

35. When the tears run out, what remains should be strong.

36, life, there is no eternal pain, no matter how deep the pain, when cutting, the wound will always heal.

37. Don't doubt that my heart is true that I love you.

38. From today on, be a difficult person, throw your face at the people you hate, and tell the people you like fair and square. I'd rather live a few years less than have a good time.

39. What's your reason for not being nice to me for such an overbearing, gentle and ambitious little public gesture?

4. I always don't understand your expression. Even if you are smiling, I will feel very sad.

41. A simple life is a gorgeous adventure.

42. I don't say what I said, I don't do what I did wrong, and those who loved don't love.

43. If you love, life is lovely everywhere.

44. If you can't fly, run.

45. Doubt is doomed to be separated, and feelings cannot be guessed.

46, meet, either hate late, or hate early.

47. If you can't fight and scold, this is fucking love.

48. If you like me, don't tell me anything unrealistic. If you don't like me, you can go away.

49. Strong confidence can enable ordinary people to make amazing career.

5. Make friends with your heart, and your parents are filial. Classic humorous quotations

1. Cigarette in your left hand, wine in your right hand, and enjoy loneliness!

2. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened

3. I feel so unfortunate that the world can know you so much.

4. Shut up for a minute, which will save you an hour of explanation.

5. How do you and me in estrus face this promiscuous world?

6. I dedicated my most perfect years to compulsory education.

7. My principle is: I won't commit crimes unless people commit crimes against me; If people attack me, I will be angry!

8. Are you tired? Just be tired. Comfort is reserved for the dead.

9. Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going.

1. If I go down one day. Remember, I'll come up for you.

11. Since space music has been changed to anxiety, it is found that fewer and fewer people are running classes.

12. Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

13. Do you think it is more handsome to die horizontally or vertically? I can help you!

14. The biggest tragedy in the world is that you were killed by salt when the radiation didn't come.

15. I would rather be sad than happy.

16, don't say sorry to me, because we don't matter.

17. When I close my eyes, I see my future.

18. Love is sometimes like the feeling of drunkenness. My mind is clear, but my behavior is out of control.

19. When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!

2. Every lie I told you is true

21. In order to find out why I couldn't sleep yesterday, today I can't sleep again

22. You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

23. Don't always look depressed like constipation!

24. Whenever I find myself doing something wrong, I will hit someone on the head with a brick.

25. Life is like a bowl of noodles. Whether it tastes good or not depends on how you put the seasoning.

26. Life is like a climax. When you can't resist, you might as well close your eyes and enjoy it.

27. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating what my wife cooked, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

28. My future depends on my dreams now, so I'd better sleep for a while.

29. If you want to harvest, you have to pay 5 million yuan and spend 2 yuan.

3. Don't ask me to keep saying that I love you. I want to listen to it and find a repeater.

31. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

32. Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is how to deal with it.

33. Your advantage is that it is useless at critical times.

34. Life can't be like cooking. You don't cook until all the ingredients are ready.

35, the so-called love story is that you say something that you don't even believe, but you want the other person to believe

36, and you buy an egg, but you accidentally break it. I know that this egg and I are doomed.

37. How many children have been hurt by the exam and how many honest children have learned to cheat

38. Actually, the day shift is short, and it will pass as soon as the computer is turned on and off.

39. A woman has two mouths, one to tell lies and the other to eat people.

4. After today, don't meet again. I'm afraid to wake up and beat you several times every day.

41. God, give me the strength to do my homework!

42. I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.

43. Love is like a play. I want to play a play with you that doesn't end.

44. Yes, we are all following the earth's rolling, rolling farther and farther.

45. Unrequited love is a pantomime, and speaking it out is a tragedy! Humorous quotations about losing weight

1.5 years later, show your grandchild your slightly yellow wedding dress: at the beginning, grandma only held her waist like this!

2. I think we should all play a movie called "In those years, we girls who can't lose weight" ...

3. I was going to lose weight as a bolt of lightning this year, blinding you, but I didn't want to become a nut wall, blocking your sight.

4. Don't wear a green down jacket, it looks like a watermelon, and don't wear red, it looks like a tomato. Don't even wear yellow. Wear something like grapefruit. Don't wear white, put it on like cabbage. Don't wear black, put it on like a bear. Don't wear beige either. Wear it like a potato. Even if you don't wear anything, you look like a steamed stuffed bun.

5. Don't worry about spraining your ankle when wearing high heels.

6. Try tying three or five sandbags on your legs. What's the taste of shopping with load?

7. I just want to play with water. How can I get stuck in the swimming ring?

8. I won't go to a men's clothing store to find a "women's dress" that suits me.

9. Thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

1. Obesity is not conducive to the health of future babies.

11. Many people understand "be generous" as "be pregnant".

12. It's easy to squeeze buses and subways.

13. When you guide a guest to the sofa, you won't talk about him because of the two big pits above.

14. Two children are playing hide-and-seek with you!

15. Scientists say that the more overweight you are, the shorter your life expectancy will be!

16. When going out romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.

17. Every major weight loss at a turning point in life has ulterior motives.

18. Those who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

19. It's an anecdote that Pavarotti crushed the piano stool, but it's a joke to crush the chair when visiting a friend's house.

2. The fat boy's song of youth is really an adventure of meat buns.

21. Fat people can be confident, of course, but if you can't let go of your weight, you'd better lose weight.

22. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, which is destined to be read all his life.

23. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you" but "you have lost weight".

24. Although I am a fan of Real Madrid, I still have to draw a line with Ronaldo!

25. I didn't dislike my people when I was fat. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

26. When you go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk behind you in the shade.

27. Smoking has to pay more premiums now. Who can say that it won't be stipulated in 2 years' time: when buying life insurance, you should pay more because it is too important?

28. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard all limbs exert themselves, they float on the surface of the water. I am so angry that I want to throw myself into the river, but I still can't sink ...

29. You know, it is a very shameful thing to say to the salesgirl "Do you have any extra-large clothes?" But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.

3. The man who came face to face turned around-because of appreciation rather than out of curiosity.

31. In some places, when riding a hot air balloon, the weighing staff will write your weight on the back of your hand! ! !

32. Intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but it is another matter if the other person is finally dug out of the sand.

33. Find a job you like, and you won't be rejected because of your body shape.

34. Prove your ability: this thing can be done, and nothing can be done!

35. As you live on the 14th floor, you won't have the idea of hiding in a friend's house when you find a notice of three days' maintenance posted at the elevator door.

36. Sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you. Humorous quotations of life

1) The characteristic of hypocrisy can be said to be shameless and partial to face.

2) if you eat an egg and find it delicious, why do you have to know the hen that laid the egg? Mao Zedong's Quotations

3) History should be like what Luo Gao said: sharpen the bayonet as a pen, dip it in blood as ink, and write it on the enemy's skin as paper.

4) Many women will smile so sweetly, but their smiles are just facial muscle exercises, as if a coach is calling a password: "One!" Suddenly grinning, "two!" Suddenly I laughed and disappeared, leaving only an empty face.

5) A husband is a woman's occupation. Without a husband, it means unemployment. Talk about mood phrases

6) Thought is a silent language.

7) Laughter can really be said to be the lightning on the human face. Suddenly, the eyes become brighter, and the teeth shine between lips and kisses.

8) Beating a dog depends on the owner's face, so beating a cat depends on the housewife's face.

9) There are many scenes between heaven and earth that you can only see with your eyes closed, such as dreams.

1) Prejudice can be said to be a holiday of thought. It is not the daily life of people without thoughts, but the Sunday entertainment of people with thoughts.

11) With the door, we can go out; With the window, we don't have to go out.

12) People outside the city want to rush in and people in the city want to escape.

13) Generally speaking, learning is something that two or three simple-minded people discuss and cultivate in the old house in the wilderness, and the obvious learning in the market will become popular learning.

14) The most primitive sleep in life is also a sample of death. Han Han

15) China is the country that advocates science the most in the world, and no other country is willing to do it for scientists. With the progress of foreign science, China scientists are promoted.

16) We don't know whether pigs can be as happy as people. But people are easily satisfied like pigs, which we often see. Funny sentence

17) The meaning of a sentence is in the listener's mind. It often comes into the room like a strange cat, and there is no sound. You don't realize its existence until it is called "Miao".

18) We hope it will come, we hope it will stay and we hope it will come again-these three sentences sum up the whole history of human efforts. Humorous and hilarious quotations

1 I asked him: Husband, do you think I am ugly? I thought my husband would say: Baby is not ugly at all. As a result, I dropped two words: I don't mind ...

2 In the hospital, the doctor told my husband that there is nothing serious wrong with your wife's health. When you get home, please go with her and try not to talk to her.