． Word puzzle: Three words overlap, don’t guess the word “pin”. (Type a word) Head
2. Crossword puzzle: There are four strokes in one word, neither horizontal nor vertical. Mom can't guess it, but Dad is laughing. (Type one word) Father
3. Crossword puzzle: Take half, and half is left. (Type one word) Da, Guo
4. Word puzzle: man in the mirror. (Type a word) Enter
5. Crossword puzzle: Ten thousand and one strokes. (Type one word) Li
6. Riddle: A rainbow falls in the world, across the river; chariots and horses gallop along, and boats pass underneath. (Name a building) Bridge
7. Crossword puzzle: One person stands next to him. (Type one word) Pong
8. Crossword puzzle: A field above, a river below, three hills facing down, closely connected in February. (Type a word) Use
9. Word puzzle: One plus one. (Type a word) Wang, Feng
10. Crossword puzzle: There is a man in the south, carrying two gourds on his back. He likes willow trees and is afraid of Dongting Lake. (Type one word) fire
11. Word puzzle: Can’t figure it out. (Type one word) 合
12. Riddle: I'm not afraid of scissors, but I'm afraid of the lack of light. If I leave, he will leave too. It's me, not me. (Name a natural phenomenon) Shadow
13. Crossword puzzle: I grow horns as soon as I start. (Type one word) noon
14. Crossword puzzle: Add one point to get four sides. (Type one word) ten thousand
15. Crossword puzzle: Two trunks and six branches, with a road in between that no one walks on. (Type one word) non
16. Crossword puzzle: Find half. (Type a word) Cross
17. Crossword puzzle: sun. (Type one word) Jiang (Jiang You)
1. Oiled horns - sharp and slippery
2. Rabbit tail - can't grow long
3. Selling dog meat on a sheep's head - in name only
4. The Dragon King jumps into the sea - returns to his hometown
5. Beats a dog with hot buns - there is no return
Homophone jokes:
1. There was a meeting in a township. Because of the homophonic pronunciation, the village chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, don't ask for melons, pickles are too expensive." (Comrades, fellow villagers, don't talk, the meeting is now underway .) The host said: "Please pickles, sausage and melon." (Now the township chief is invited to speak.) The township chief said: "Rabbits and shrimps, the dog has eaten today's meal, we are all big bastards." (Comrades) , Villagers, today’s meal is enough, let’s all use big bowls)
2. The newly appointed magistrate is from Shandong. Because he has to hang up the accounts, he said to the master: "You give me I'll
go buy two bamboo poles."
The master misunderstood the Shandong dialect "bamboo pole" as "pork liver", so he quickly agreed and ran away
Go to the butcher's shop and say to the shopkeeper: "The new county magistrate wants to buy two pork livers. You are a sensible person.
You should be aware of this!"
The shopkeeper was a smart man and understood immediately. He immediately cut off two pig livers and gave a pair of pig ears as a gift.
After leaving the butcher shop, the master thought to himself: "The master asked me to buy pork liver, of course these pig ears are mine..." So he wrapped the hunting ears OK, put it in your pocket. Returning to the county office, he reported to the magistrate
"Report to the master, I bought pork liver!"
The magistrate saw that what the master bought back was pork liver, and said angrily: "You Where are the ears?”
When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:
“The ears...the ears...are...in my...my... In your pocket! ”
3. Make something out of chickens
Once upon a time, there was a landowner who loved to eat chickens. The tenants rented his land and had to pay the rent alone.
You have to give him a chicken first.
There was a tenant named Zhang San who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and shared the land for the second year.
When he went there, he put a chicken in a bag and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the land tenure in the second year.
The landlord saw that he was empty-handed, so he He looked up to the sky and said, "There are no three types of fields allowed in this field.
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Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. When the landlord saw
the chicken, he immediately changed his mind and said, "I won't give it to Zhang San, but I will give it to him." who? "
Zhang San said: "Your words become so fast! "
The landlord replied: "That sentence just now was a 'nonsense (chicken) talk', but now this sentence is 'made after seeing an opportunity (chicken)'. "
4. There are "aircrafts" available
A salesman went to Guangzhou on a business trip. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to take a plane there
Because I was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement, I sent a telegram to the manager: "I have an opportunity, would you like to take it?" When the manager received the telegram, he thought that the "opportunity" to close the deal had arrived, so he immediately called back: "If you can, just take it." ”
When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse for travel expenses, the manager did not agree to reimburse the air ticket expenses because he was not of a senior level and would not be reimbursed for taking a flight.
The salesman took When the manager called me back, he was dumbfounded.
5. It’s related to the place name.
On New Year’s Day, my younger brother brought two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed at the reserved classmate and introduced us: "He is from Myanmar." I came here, so I am quite shy. "Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all in one gulp, and then said: "I'm from Yangon. "
6. At the school meeting at the end of the semester, the principal was furious
about the low efficiency of personnel administration. He said: "The person in charge of the director's business is ignorant; The person in charge of personnel management is unconscious;
The person who is an officer is not an officer! ”
Homophonous idiom
1. The dwarf climbed the stairs - eagerly looking forward to it
2. The dwarf crossed the river - calm (drowned) heart
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3. The nun in the nunnery - not blessed (husband)
4. Burned out the lamp oil - heartburn (core)
5. Stir-fried cabbage leaves Green onions - kiss (green) on top of kiss (green)
6. Fight and pull beards - Qian (lead) Xu (beard)
7. The big ship carries the sun - reluctantly Spending (crossing) the day
8. Swimming in a large cesspit - not afraid of death (poop)
Homophony in ancient poems
1. Spring silkworms reach dead silk ( Thoughts) Fangjin
2. The sun rises in the east and rains in the west, the road is ruthless but sunny (love)
Chen Ya, the doctor, is humorous and loves word games very much. He once said He wrote more than 100 poems on the names of Chinese medicines, which were praised as "medicine poems" by people at the time.
For example, 3. "On the night before the wind and rain, the window is cool in the middle of summer",
4. "But looking at the cattle ridge in front of the car, there are ten peels but not five peels" and other poems, cleverly using homophones and puns to incorporate traditional Chinese medicines such as dandelion, pinellia, plantain, and acanthopanax into the poem.
5. Chen Ya and his friend Cai Xiang saw a monk praying for rain and sunbathing himself naked. Chen Ya casually said sarcastically: "If it doesn't rain until the middle of the summer, we should dry it to make fenugreek." Pinellia ternata and fenugreek are the names of medicines in the poem).