Humorous jokes are short

Humorous jokes are short. Jokes are the treasure of our national art, and many people in our lives will say some humorous jokes. With just a few words, they will It can bring people happiness and good mood. Here are some short humorous jokes. Short humorous jokes 1

1. You don’t have to pretend to be like me, I’m crazy too.

2. Be a temperamental boy and pick up classy ladies.

3. You let me know what hell is like.

4. Driving is not difficult, except for the newcomers!

5. Falling in love at first sight will fade again and again, and it will be exhausted after three.

6. An apology is not enough to be forgiven.

7. Women are nothing, but brothers are king.

8. I want to express that I want to torture the school to death!

9. Don’t blame others for stepping on you if you have a shoe-pad face.

10. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

11. Come on, drag me out, slice and fry the green peppers!

12. Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

13. You get what you pay for, and you won’t feel hungry after eating porridge.

14. I just want to turn around gracefully, but unexpectedly I hit the wall beautifully.

15. Rain is born, not genius!

16. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

17. Even though I know it’s just a drama, I still want to continue acting with you.

18. The hooligans are not scary, but the hooligans are educated.

19. How can I protect myself if I don’t become a tomboy?

20. Even if you didn’t give me something, does she also have a share?

21. Don’t ask for high scores and get money, just want to celebrate the New Year at 60.

22. Missing someone after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called being mean.

23. I just want to be by your side, even if I don’t speak.

24. Stay away from me, I have no partner, I have a husband.

25. No matter how good the relationship is, don’t violate a person’s taboos.

26. When your hair grows to your waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

27. I regard you as the only one, please don’t regard me as one of you.

28. In the morning I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables, and I asked the vendor:

29. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a bath.

30. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I won’t want it. The aunt in the cafeteria swung the big spoon:

31. An apple a day can drive away the doctor. What's even more powerful is that one head of garlic a day can drive everyone away.

32. There is no fire in the simulated fire, and there is no earthquake in the simulated earthquake. So why is there an exam in the simulated exam? It's not scientific.

33. I still remember that my niece asked me a very profound question. She said, uncle, why does your beard grow on your legs?

34. If a boy’s mobile phone wallpaper It’s you, all the social passwords tell you, so just take his money and go.

35. Every time I post a selfie, I find that my appearance fluctuates. Sometimes I am beautiful, and sometimes I am more beautiful. It is really boring.

36. When they are passionately in love, couples often lament what virtues they have accumulated in their previous lives; after getting married, couples often wonder what sins they have committed in their previous lives.

37. Xu Xian bought a hat for Lady White, but Lady White couldn’t move it after putting it on. It turned out that it was a snake-pressing hat.

38. When eating Malatang, the boss said that his Malatang is divided into five levels: mildly spicy, medium spicy, spicy, abnormally spicy and sore buttocks the next day.

39. I hope to have a house facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming, 100M wifi, the ability to order takeaways, door-to-door express delivery, and no mortgage payments!

40. What is maturity? I didn’t rush you, so you just put on your long johns! What is youth? Even though your motherfucker is urging you, you still don’t wear long johns!

41. I am so good-looking mainly thanks to my parents. If they hadn’t given me this mouth, I wouldn’t be talking nonsense here.

42. The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, and Lao Wang next door, and a bunch of others.

43. It is too difficult to buy Ai Crazy

44. Many people are even willing to sell their souls for money. Thinking about it, it’s so sad. Why can’t I sell my soul for money?

45. You are so beautiful. First of all, you have to thank your parents. If they hadn’t given you a pair of skillful hands, would you have been able to make yourself so beautiful?

46. Mom: Look, your house is like a pig’s nest and you still haven’t tidied it up! Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidying up the house? Not all are pig farmers.

47. A dark-looking male classmate explained to his girlfriend the reason why he is dark: first, because I am not superficial, and second, I am protecting you secretly.

48. When I was reviewing, I discovered that some other people’s heads were printers, some were recorders, some were digital cameras, but my head was a soymilk machine.

49. I must lose ten pounds this month, and I am posting this in this circle of friends to prove it! If I lose less than ten pounds, I will delete this post and post again next month.

50. I feel sad every time I see my ex-girlfriend posting photos of her boyfriend in the circle of friends. After all, it’s been half a year since we broke up, and the Apple X I bought for her is still in installments!

51. If I could choose life, I would rather be simple. A tea cup, a hut, an acre of fertile land, and a deposit of 100 million. Simple and good. Short humorous jokes 2

1. You can’t get many things just by saying you like them, like me.

2. Some people ask why your attitude changes after you catch up. Let me ask you: Do you still read after the exam?

3. I found that I was paralyzed. I tried to tell myself that I had to go to work today, but my body just didn't respond.

4. Give me the little bear in your arms. If you are reluctant to part with it, give it to me too.

5. I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

6. By the time you show up, the cucumbers and vegetables will be cold.

7. After taking the English listening test, I realized a truth: some words should only be spoken to people who understand.

8. When the weather is cold and the quilt catches a cold, I always feel that I have to stay in bed to take care of it.

9. If I hit you, I will hit you. Do you still have to choose a day?

10. I originally planned to sell the house to support you, but the landlord refused.

11. Most things that good-looking people can do by acting coquettishly, I have to rely on threats.

12. I am a very approachable person. If you don’t believe me, try kissing me.

13. You have to eat well and go to bed early. Don’t just rely on your appearance to stay up late.

14. Try to understand those people you hate, you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them!

15. It’s really too hot today. I want to find someone to have a cold war with for a few days.

16. Playing with people who can play is called playing. Playing with people who can’t play feels like working overtime!

17. Some women wear stockings to look in good shape. There are also some women who wear stockings to show that the stockings are of good quality.

18. Yesterday, someone asked me if I was alone on Chinese Valentine’s Day. Nonsense, it’s not a person. Could it be a dog? Now that I think about it, it's true.

19. Don’t go too far when posting selfies on WeChat Moments. We have all met before.

20. Even if you fail ninety-nine times, you must try again to make up the whole number.

21. Research shows that drinking a cup of hot milk one hour before going to bed every night will cost you a few dollars more than people who don’t drink milk.

22. After being single for many years, the most difficult thing is not being lonely, but dealing with seven aunts, eight aunts, and the neighbor’s Uncle Wang!

23. You are irreplaceable, and no one is as ugly as you.

24. Yue Lao! Could you please stop using the fake red string to marry me? It breaks every now and then!

25. Summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

26. My three strongest heartbeats occurred when I was called on by the teacher in class, when I missed my footing when going down the stairs, and when you looked back at me and smiled.

27. I want to push on my nose to reach my face. But your nose bridge is too high and I can’t push on it.

28. Today, all my energy is not used to love others, but to tear up express delivery.

29. When I am in a bad mood, I make harassing phone calls to others in the middle of the night, waking them up, and then I go to sleep.

30. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself? I dare not even think about how such a blessing could be possible.

31. Before marriage, get closer; after marriage, stay away.

32. I don’t want to be single anymore. I really want to have someone who will grab food for me when I eat, grab my computer from me during the day, grab my quilt from me at night, and grab my razor from me in the morning.

33. I have always had the courage to admit my mistakes and never correct them.

34. God, please don’t let me lose my hair again! I'll trade these ex-parties for you!

35. Chatting with the person I like is like talking to God. You say it, but they never respond.

36. Money is not everything, sometimes a credit card is needed.

37. Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world, and I threw a math book in his face.

38. True love is when you clearly think that the other person is a pig, but you are still afraid of being snatched away by others.

39. The only thing I can hold but cannot put down is the chopsticks. The only thing I can’t get out of is my bed.

40. As long as I have no morals, you can't kidnap me. Short humorous jokes 3

1. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

2. If men are useless, don’t say that women are too noble!

3. Life is like autumn, which makes me feel happy.

4. See what is good for you and remember who bit you.

5. Friends in the dormitory will never be forgotten in their lifetime.

6. If you get money to accompany you, don’t envy mandarin ducks or immortals.

7. The homework failed to load, please ask the school to re-open.

8. I don’t like mistresses, I only like mistresses.

9. People say that my sister is beautiful, but in fact it’s all because of her makeup.

10. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but unfortunately I hit the wall gracefully.

11. Don’t panic if you cheat, just pretend if you are caught.

12. Your dream is big and you can’t stop.

13. Give you some B-face, you really think you can live a good life.

14. If the heart does not go with love, it will just stay overnight.

15. What do you mean, I don’t care about you?

16. There is no one to talk to online, and it’s boring to sit there. well!

17. No matter how strange the world is, I will not blame myself.

18. I want to have a family, but she doesn’t want me anymore.

19. I am not Master Kong, so you can have fun if you want!

20. The more you like someone, the ruder the conversation.

21. Don’t say goodbye, we will meet again later.

22. Eat appropriately to have the strength to lose weight.

23. If the sky falls, you hold it first while I find a stick.

24. Smiling makes you look less than ten years old, but smiling again makes you wrinkled.

25. What I want is not only love, but also preference.

26. In the new year, I want to focus on money and make a lot of money!

27. Without you, I live better than anyone else.

28. There is no need to compete with brother, brother knows that you can’t afford it.

29. The indulgent smile is my only remaining pride.

30. Spend more time working hard and less time being pretentious.

31. After we said goodbye, we really never saw each other again.

32. We are not mature yet and will grow old again.

33. The warmth and warmth of life depends on the temperature of the soul.

34. The more people I know, the more I like animals.

35. Wherever you fall, lie down.

36. I can pick it up and put it down. I am not ashamed of my words.

37. If you give me herpes, I will depend on you for life and death.

38. If I really can’t lose weight, just let me grow taller!

39. Death can make one’s ambition clear; life can fulfill one’s ambition.

40. Having big breasts is useful, but it’s not you who is happy.

41. Use my three lives of fireworks to exchange your confusion for the rest of your life.

42. Don’t smile at your sister, as she will lose your pretense when she smiles.

43. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get water.