What are some naughty sentences?

1. I was originally a cute girl, but then I used too much force and knocked the cuteness to death, and I turned into a fool.

2. Recommend a few affordable skin care products that I usually use: faceu, Wuta, Beauty Camera, Tiantian Pitu, Qingyan, B612.

3. You are really nice. You are the most heart-warming person I have ever seen. Your silly look is so cute that I forced myself to write an acrostic poem for you.

4. I want to give a sea view room to the person I like, but unfortunately my ability is limited and there is no one I like.

5. A person must be trustworthy. Since I said I want to lose weight every day, I must say it every day.

6. I just picked up a little brother and accidentally burned him to death.

7. Exercise is a kind of enjoyment, but I don’t like exercise because I am not the kind of person who covets enjoyment.

8. Find someone who can make you laugh! I can't, I can only make you cry.

9. My mother asked me why I stayed in the bathroom for so long without taking a shower. I didn’t dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed by the mirror.

10. If you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still have a sense of participation.

11. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and leaflets. Alas, this is me. I am so beautiful that I am embarrassed.

12. Let me tell you a little trick: replace "I died laughing" with "I laughed" and you don't have to die.

13. I never believe in love at first sight, but I am a little shaken when I look in the mirror.

14. Failure is the mother of success, so what is the father of success? Transfer 20 yuan to me and you will pay successfully.

15. Beautiful women only know half of what they say

16. My partner said: Come to my house to spend the Chinese New Year this year

The elephant said: No, the zoo No.

17. You are always typing hahaha. Have you ever thought that the H key is tired? It doesn’t want to be pressed by you all the time like a muscle spasm. It longs for rest and misses its family. Have you ever cared about this? No, you only think about yourself

18. What’s wrong with having multiple boyfriends? I type quickly but it’s not like I can’t talk to you

19. I’m not a playboy, I’m just heartbroken I have watched many films, and in each film I fell in love with a different person.

20. My life is becoming less and less like myself, more like your wife

21. I am nineteen this year, is it not too much to want nineteen boyfriends?

22. You guys are so bad at hygiene. I have never seen you take a shower

24. It’s too tiring to like one person, so I want to like ten

25 .Three percent of oranges in orange juice are called orange juice. Three percent of me in my photos are me