1. One day while chatting with my children, a girl asked me: "Teacher, are you married?" I smiled and replied: "What do you think?" "I guess you are not married." "Well, that's right. "I scratched her little nose, and the child smiled and asked, "Do you have a child?"

2. Supplementary sentence exercises: I came out of... One student wrote: I came out of heaven. I was puzzled and asked: "Why did you come out of the sky?" Shengsheng replied solemnly: "I am a dragon."

3. If the couple is from the north or the south, there will be a difference between the accents. An inexplicable sound difference.

A Taiwanese guy confessed his love to a girl from Northeast China. The guy said softly: "I confess that you have been sweating for a long time, are you doing it?"

The girl from Northeast China took two steps back and answered abruptly. : "Oh my God, I'm preaching!!"

4. At the scene of the car accident, I held my wife tightly in my arms. The car accident was so tragic, and I knew she wouldn't be able to hold on much longer.

I asked: "Dear, I...can I do anything else for you?"

My wife answered with difficulty: "Just...one...thing..."

Urge her: "Just say it, anything is OK."

The wife said with difficulty: "You...can...can't...don't fucking laugh like that Are you happy...?"

5. My friend asked me: "Aren't you rich and willful? Why are you so poor?" I said: "Because you are so willful, you gave away all your money.

6. A friend found anemia during a physical examination at the hospital. We were very concerned and asked if it was caused by diet? This guy thought for a long time and said: "There are too many mosquitoes..."