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Humorous sentences with puns.
There are many pun-pun humorous sentences in English. Now I'll extract some common humorous sentences for your reference.

Money is not everything. There are MasterCard and Visa.

Money is not everything, after all, sometimes you need a credit card.

One should love animals. They are so delicious.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.

Save water, so try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

Every man should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. After all, happiness is not permanent.

Smart people never get married.

A wise man is unmarried.

Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.

Love is very photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

Children in the back seat can cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child.

Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

Your future depends on your dreams now, so go to sleep.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

Hard work won't kill you. But why take the risk?