First, women are like pears, sweet outside and sour inside. People who eat pears don't know that pears are sour, because they are thrown away in the end, so men will never understand women's hearts. -Men are like onions. If you want to see a man's heart, you need to peel it layer by layer, but you will keep crying during the peeling process, until you finally know that onions are heartless.

Second, sometimes I don't understand, but I just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes I don't understand, but I don't know what to do when I understand, so I keep silent.

Third, you need to remember at ten o'clock in life: 1 People you know don't have to say everything, leave a message; 2 blame people without being harsh, leave some tolerance; 3 in order not to be arrogant, leave some connotations; You don't have to show your edge, but you should leave some deep convergence; 5 don't invite all the meritorious deeds, leave some humility; 6 don't argue, leave some tolerance; 7 don't rely on your human feelings, leave some way out; 8 don't lean on the situation, leave some affection; 9 don't have to enjoy wealth, leave some blessings; 10 Don't do everything, leave some redundancy.

Fourth, what women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings. Feelings precipitate with time and disappear with time. In the final analysis, they are different species, so who can understand whose deep love and who can understand whose departure.

5. Never regret-we can't choose the way back, but we must face the challenges we have caused soberly. Try to adjust and believe that you will succeed. No matter how desperate and disgusting you are, there is nothing you can do about the past, but at this moment, your future is not so bleak. As long as you work hard and believe in yourself, life will always turn into a bright future.

6. The bigger a person's mouth is when he laughs, the longer his life will be. It is found that a cheerful and optimistic attitude towards life will affect people's life span. The average life expectancy of a deadpan is about 72.9 years, while that of a smiling person is 79.9 years. Only those who are happy from the heart have the opportunity to prolong their lives.

Love is a responsibility. It's not that I can't meet better, but I don't want to meet better, because I have you. It's not that I won't be tempted by others, but because I already have you, I don't think it's necessary to be tempted by others. It's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. Being together is not easy. Even if you are not the best for me, or even the best, that is what I cherish most.

You cannot change the environment, but you can change yourself; You can't change the facts, but you can change your attitude; You cannot change the past, but you can change the present; You can't control others, but you can control yourself; You can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; You can't do everything smoothly, but you can do everything wholeheartedly; You can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life.

Nine, there are three things that must be controlled: mood, tone and behavior; There are three things to think about: life, death and eternity; There are three things that must be abandoned: sin, greed and betrayal; There are three things that must be avoided: laziness, barbarism and ridicule; Three things must be saved: holiness, peace and happiness; There are three things that must be respected: perseverance, self-esteem and kindness.

Ten, the pain in my heart will always heal unconsciously, although we have painfully vowed never to forget.

10 teaches you to cultivate self-confidence: 1. Cultivate patience; 2. acquire and master a skill; 3. Believe in the power of accumulation; 4. Know your limitations; 5. Do your homework in advance; 6. Pay attention to details; 7. Cultivate a calm attitude; 8. Care about people around you; 9. Don't pursue perfection easily; 10. Try to be independent and bear the necessary responsibilities.

12. When a docile woman becomes fierce, it must be that a man fails to live up to expectations and she wants to stand out. Pure and lofty women become vulgar, and men must have low taste. On the contrary, a mediocre woman, with lovely appearance, bright eyes and elegant manners, must have a good man. So men should know that half of a woman's beauty is your credit, and half of her ugliness is your fault.

Thirteen, the deeper the feelings, the deeper the kindness, and the friendship will gradually fade away. It's not that our hearts have changed, nor that we are no longer friends with each other. It's just that we are far away and can't share joys and sorrows. It turns out that we are so far away, only greetings are left. Greetings are still good, at least we have never forgotten each other.

Fourteen, love a person-to understand, but also understand; To apologize, but also to thank; Admit mistakes and correct them; Be considerate and considerate; Is to accept, not endure; It is tolerance, not connivance; It is support, not domination; It is to talk, not to blame; Communicate with each other, not explain everything; Pray for each other instead of making many demands on each other; Can be romantic, but don't waste it; You can hold hands at any time, but don't break up casually.

Fifteen, Itisahere ".

Twenty-three, specificity is not just like a person for a lifetime, but when you like someone, it is specificity.

No matter whether we met or missed, there are always some people and things that we can't forget. Every passer-by in our life, whether it is a passing encounter or a writing encounter, always has something fixed in our impression. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the ambiguity between people. Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.

Twenty-five, reading is reading the world; Tea is brewed, life is tasted; You pour wine, but taste bitter; Life is like a one-way ticket with no return, no rehearsal. Grasping every performance is the best treasure. Recall the past events in your life carefully. The sunset is not the passage of time, and the wind is not the fault of the forest. As long as you have loved and given, laughing in heaven is not a legend.

Twenty-six, if you like a person-please cherish every time with him/her, every time you talk to him/her; Please make yourself more and more handsome and beautiful. Only those who know how to love themselves can win the love of others. Please listen to his/her inner voice and don't expect too much. Please don't be too hard on both sides, give each other some space and make him/her feel that you are his/her happiness, not a burden!

The most precious thing is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you. You can't force others to love you, you can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

Love is not gazing at each other, but gazing at the same direction together.

Twenty-nine, do this, others will really appreciate you: say a comforting word for the embarrassed person; Say an encouraging word for depressed people; Give a reminder to the confused person; Say a confident word for people with inferiority complex; Say a word of comfort for the suffering people ... because, more often, what we need is a timely help, not a icing on the cake.

30. In the journey of life, some people keep coming and others keep walking. When the new name becomes the old name, when the old name is gradually blurred, that is the end of one story and the beginning of another. In the constant encounter and stagger, I finally understand that people around me can only accompany them through a short or far journey, not their life; With my life, it is my own name and the feelings brought by those names that are either bright or dark.

3 1. Connotation story: A long time ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Wash the lies first, put on the real clothes and leave, but the truth refuses to wear lies. Later, in people's eyes, there were only lies in real clothes, but it was difficult to accept the naked truth.

Thirty-two, a person who has been single for a long time does not want to fall in love, and will feel that friends are becoming more and more important; If a person has been single for a long time and doesn't want to go shopping, he will like listening to songs at home more and more; A person who has been single for a long time will become mature and love his parents more than before; If a person has been single for a long time, he will buy a lot of shoes and travel to many distant places alone. If a person is single for a long time, he will shed tears inadvertently, and it doesn't matter what he will do in front of everyone.

Don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are. Pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are; No matter how busy you are, remember to bless; Love yourself no matter how tired you are; No matter how difficult it is, don't forget to persist; No matter how hurt you are, don't give up your faith; No matter how painful it is, don't let yourself go; No matter how depressed you are, don't forget to encourage yourself; No matter how down and out, there is no need to be jealous; No matter how desperate you are, never forget that the sun is rising every day. No matter how happy you are, don't get carried away; No matter how successful you are, don't forget your partner.

Statements about men and women

1, male 20 is futures, 30 is spot, 40 is rough goods, and 50 is jumping goods; Women's football 20, chase, basketball 30, chase, table tennis 40, golf 50. Play as far away as possible.

2. No matter whether the weather is good or not, all the people on the street are women; Whether the weather is good or not, men don't want to go shopping.

3. Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.

4. It is difficult for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, and it will become easier and easier in the future; It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later.

5. The maturity of a man is not necessarily due to a good woman, but the awakening of a woman must be due to a bad man.

6. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often can't find the North; If a woman falls in love with a man, it will often make him unable to find the north.

8, men and women match, drink and get drunk! Men don't pretend to be drunk, and women don't tip; Women don't pretend to be drunk, and no one sleeps in the hotel.

9. Before a man is engaged, he is as obedient as a grandson; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage. Before a woman is engaged, like a swallow, she can fly as she likes; After engagement, she is like a dove, she can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, I can't fly like a duck.

10, the Yangtze River is vast and flowing back, and men are romantic.

1 1. Men and women may get married for their careers; A woman divorced a man for love.

12, the reason why men drink alcohol is "particularly tired recently"; The reason why women get drunk is that they are "more annoyed recently".

13, men think about how to survive; Women make up for their beauty.

14, men are not bad and women don't love them; A woman who wants to be a bad man may not dare to love.

15, the woman ran a red light, usually in anger with her boyfriend; Men run red lights, usually to compete with their friends.

16, when people are in love, the most common sentence is "I love you, really." The most common question asked by women after marriage is "Do you still love me? Tell the truth! "

17, "Do you still love me?" This sentence will be greeted several times by a woman when she kisses a man for the first time, when she is touched by a man for the first time, when she sleeps with a man for the first time, and when a man earns his first money.

18, men fall in love because of reckless attack; Women fall in love because they can't dodge.

19, men make the world their home, and women make the world their home.

20. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; Women like to find obedient men as husbands.

2 1, men kiss women to get back their loans; When a woman kisses a man, she releases her investment.

22. Since ancient times, heroes have been lustful, and people have not wasted their youth.

23. I was late for work, but I still remember that it was women who combed their hair and made up on the road; It's men who don't go to work for a long time, but prefer to save time to comb their hair and sleep.

24. Men like to shake their heads and say that listening to music is boring; Women like listening to music when they are bored.

25. There must be a great woman behind a successful man; There must be unsuccessful men behind great women.

26. A clever woman will call an engineer to help her repair the computer. A clever man will invite her to dinner before repairing the computer.

27. When men make money, they want to divorce their wives. When a man can't make money, his wife wants to divorce him.

28, eat food that the stomach can digest, and marry a woman that you can support.

29. Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will have no good end.

30. Marrying a successful woman can make men struggle less for 20 years; Marrying a gentle and graceful woman can make a man live 20 years longer.

3 1, men's four ideals: women should be slim, more beautiful than stars, smarter, stronger, kindhearted and filial.

32, young and not romantic, the boss is sad.

33. The initial purpose of men surfing the Internet is to find a beautiful girl to chat with; The ultimate goal of women surfing the Internet is to see who men are chatting with.

34. The frequency of women's hairstyle changes is positively correlated with the change of mood; The number of changes in men's hairstyles is positively correlated with women's complaints.

About the cure of women and men: women are afraid that men will fail to live up to expectations, and men are afraid that women will always be angry.

1, there should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning (office worker philosophy).

2. If a man is a car, then love is the accelerator, marriage is the brake, and an affair is repainting (drive fast and pay attention to safety).

3. Smart women will buy enough goods, dress themselves up as goods, and then wait for men to buy them. Peaches can be rewarded.

4, a product guarantee 60 days will not expire, is equal to guarantee 60 days will be broken (subtext of modern product manual).

5. If you marry a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher. Marriage is good.

6. Unmarried girls like boys who spend money for themselves; Married women like men who lose money for themselves. The difference between a girl and a woman.

7. The Red Chamber is a stone edge, the broken bridge is a snake edge, the serial studio is a fox edge, the butterfly lovers are butterfly edges, and the west wing is a white edge. How can life be missed?

8. Life insurance: What you care about is not your death, but the way you die, which is another proof that money grasps the weakness of life. New entries in The Devil's Dictionary.

9, can't say, can't cry, is the most bitter (life).

10, where you fall, you lie down (some pessimists).

1 1. The secret of pain is that you have leisure time to worry about whether you are happy or not. Asking for trouble

12, the real question is not whether your spouse is the best candidate, but whether you strive to be the best candidate for your spouse (Happy Marriage Bible).

The only advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

14, you can offend busy people because they don't have time to dispute with you; Never offend idle people, because they have time to deal with you. Never offend idle people.

15, the highest level of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out (a big truth).

16, if you can't change your appearance, then you can change your expression (not beautiful, but also cute).

17, men haven't seen the lotus for a long time, and began to feel the beauty of peony.

18, more important than bathing sauna is brainwashing. If you don't take a bath, it will stink, and if you don't brainwash, you will be eliminated by the times (we often forget this).

19, don't trust your memory so much. People inside may not miss you so much (travel with memories instead of living with them).

20. A beautiful woman is not necessarily really beautiful. An ugly woman will be mysterious and beautiful if she looks at it for a long time. Beautiful women will become unattractive one day. An unattractive woman is still unattractive. The law of beauty for women.

Philosophical quotes about men and women

1, men aim at four directions, women aim at the heart.

2. Men love face and women love fame.

3. Men are afraid to ask salary, and women are afraid to ask age.

Men are afraid of being short, while women are afraid of being fat.

5. Men are afraid of getting smaller and women are afraid of getting thicker.

6. Men are afraid of losing their freedom, while women are afraid of losing their protection.

7. Men live in reality and women live in memories.

8. Men live for the purpose, while women live for the desire.

9. Men regard the world as their heart, while women regard the heart as the world.

10, men are tired, women are tired.

1 1. Men want to be famous in their dreams, and women wake up and dream of love.

12, men are afraid of entering the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.

13, men are impulsive and women are emotional.

14. Men are serious when they lie, while women look around when they lie.

15, men stay with people younger than themselves to show their youth, and women stay with people older than themselves to be young.

16, men dress up to show their identity, while women dress up to be realistic and beautiful.

17, men talk about their idols, and women hide them in their hearts.

18, men often can't resist the temptation of wine, and women often can't resist the attraction of flowers.

19, men's weakness is that they are afraid of their wives, while women's characteristic is that they are afraid of their sons.

20. Men are prisoners of reality and women are masters of dreams.

2 1, men are hunters of love, and women are prey of love.

22. Men beat their wives when they are angry, and women beat their husbands when they are spoiled.

23. Gifts from men to women are often poetic, and gifts from women to men are often the most practical.

24. Men envy the money in the pockets of the same sex, while women envy the curves of the same sex.

25. Men like the innocence in women's eyes, and women like the unfathomable in men's eyes.

26, men are often trapped by money, women are often trapped by love.

27. Men are more angry in the face of misfortune, while women are more in tears in the face of misfortune.

28. Men's pain is mixed with sighs, while women's pain is mixed with tears.

29. When a man quarrels with his wife, he usually goes to war. When a woman quarrels with her husband, she often cries and scolds impermanence.

30. Men use wisdom in their careers, while women use wisdom emotionally.

3 1, men like others to say that they are old, and women like others to say that they are young.

32. Men can win praise from generation to generation by stopping water from crossing the house three times, but women are condemned by society for taking less children and cooking less.

33. The higher a man's position is, the more practical his wife's psychology is, the more powerful a woman is, and the more empty her husband's psychology is.

3 1, men often feel lonely, and women often feel lonely.

32. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.

33. Men keep tears in their hearts, while women keep tears on their faces.

34. Men don't cry lightly when they have tears, but women cry when they have worries.

35. Men's tears often attract contempt, while women's tears often win sympathy.

36. Men talk a lot after drinking, while women talk a lot after getting married.

37. Men often nag and vent when drinking, while women often say right and wrong when drinking.

38. Men brag after drinking, while women sleep silently after drinking.

Men make friends with you because they drink with you, and women invite you to drink with them because they make friends with you.

40. Men will buy famous brands and women will buy styles.

4 1, men are often impulsive when shopping, and women are often moved when shopping.

42. Men like to be the center of the family, and women like to be the center of the family.

43. Men love to sing lyrics, while women love to sing tunes.

44. Men love entertainment and women love shopping.

45. Men love to go shopping after work, and women are busy going home after work.

46, men's laundry map is fast, and women's laundry is clean.

47. Men smoke when they are bored, and women eat melon seeds when they are bored.

48. Men pay attention to speed while women pay attention to rhythm.

49. Men always do what they say first, while women always say what they do first.

50. Men earn big eyes when they are frightened, and women close their eyes when they are frightened.