1. It is said that Sun Wukong rides somersault clouds, so the magic horse rides floating clouds
2. If you marry, I feel you should marry a god, because he is clean It can also be used as money to spend
3. Now that you have left, why do you appear in front of me? Aren’t you irritating me? Women
4. A depressed life eliminates those who do not live up to expectations. Live fish swim up the mountain, and dead fish swim down the river.
5. Good people have short lives, and bad people have cheap lives. You He is just a cheap guy with a short life
6. My QQ level is not high. I have no Q coins and no nude photos. What’s the use of stealing it as a hacker?
7. Wear Others take other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their path
8. I chase and chase with Cupid's arrows, while you fly and fly wearing a bulletproof vest
< p> 9. Stepping on the beach with bare feet, why can’t I forget the heartache?10. No matter how heavy the rain is, it will eventually stop; scabs will form on the wounds that sting people.
11. The shadow is on the left and the soul is on the right. They run counter to each other but cannot escape the constraints of the body.
12. What is love? Love is when you break my heart and then I Treat it slowly
13. The biggest benefit of maturity is: you couldn’t get it before, but you don’t want it now
14. Because you are not willing to accept it, even if you are wrong, you must keep doing it.
15. I still want to walk some roads by myself, and I still understand some truths by myself
16. Some people say that the only person you can still see when you close your eyes is you. The person I love the most
17. Even if I get a hug from you in the end, it is still worth it
18. Even after we have been apart for a long time, I will occasionally miss the times we have walked together.
19. What I miss is not that person, but the past that I can’t go back
20. Do you love being jealous that much?
21. Who wants to count the stars with me on a lonely night? Those with low IQs can count the moon with me
22. I get jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change direction, close your eyes and don’t look
23. You use invisibility to avoid me, then I will use invisibility online to fulfill your needs
24. He doesn’t love me, when he talks Not serious, but too attentive when silent
25. Brother Xinchun will have eternal life, but Brother Chun also needs to rest
26. Don’t tease me, your sister-in-law will let you know if she sees it Become a legend
27. I won’t accept any gifts for the holidays this year. I will only accept an Apple 5S as a gift, hehe
28. On a rainy day, I didn’t bring an umbrella, so I could only become A drowned rat
29. My story is actually not that tragic, so you don’t have to cry so heartbreakingly
30. All my friends have their own partners. But what about me? How long do you have to wait?
31. I want to be his most heart-warming encounter and his most reluctant parting
32. Suddenly say sorry to myself, sorry for doing this to myself Embarrassing
33. People say that distance creates beauty, but I feel that distance creates a sense of strangeness
34. Although I have no right to interfere with you, I have the right to control myself and interfere with you.
35. Life is just a mess, continue while crying
36. I gave everything to you, but you threw them away like garbage< /p>
37. Because I am not a horse, you don’t need to flatter me
38. Poisonous grass blooms charming flowers, and those who love me say charming words
39. Those cruel past have made my brilliant future
40. Money is not everything, sometimes you need a credit card
41. True love needs to wait. , anyone can say they love you, but not everyone can wait for you
42. Please use some skills when you lie to others. Since you lied, don’t let me know the truth
< p> 43. In fact, you don’t understand. If you can persist, then we will be happy together now44. When you see someone you like, you are the best at pretending to be B
45. Please forgive me, I’m not nice, I’m not sweet, I’m ugly and I don’t have money
46. A good horse doesn’t turn back to eat grass, because there is no grass when it turns back
47. In my next life, I will be born on National Day and die on Qingming Festival. The whole country will celebrate when I am born, and mourn when I die.
48. It costs nine yuan to get married and twelve yuan to divorce.
Only fools get divorced? So expensive
49. You just like Temple Run, but you don’t know that all those chasing you are a bunch of beasts
50. Because I have a phobia of homework, I’m sorry you arranged it I can’t finish my homework. A summary of 60 of Zhihu’s latest interesting food writings
One of Zhihu’s latest interesting food writings
1. Escaped the night of drinking and singing , can't hide from the deserted street.
2. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.
3. Welcome and send-off are always emotions, and a cup of tea and a meal wrap up the reunion.
4. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers and want to eat hot pot and cook it themselves.
5. A small theater of life of a rice cook
6. Traveling thousands of miles, but caring about a few bowls of fireworks
7. Makes you think about whether to eat or not You still have to eat.
8. The hairline is getting higher and higher, and the ceiling is getting lower and lower, but taking a bite of delicious food is like returning to childhood.
9. Countless happiness, inescapable fat
10. Have light in your heart and eat three meals slowly.
11. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, enjoy a total solar eclipse, and chatter every night.
12. Life is short. Have another bowl.
13. The late-night meal is eaten into the stomach, engraved in the heart, and then turned into bits and pieces of chatter to give each other strength.
14. Total solar eclipse: eating all day long
15. The highest level of foodie: seeing is eating!
16. In this world, food and love are the only things you can’t live up to. Love has let you down too much, so don’t live up to food.
17. Every time I want to stop eating, I comfort myself like this: Beauty and ugliness are destined to be fat and thin.
18. If you can also be full of weight Just subtract 20 from 100, then I can eat more. . .
19. Love can be discussed slowly, but meat must be eaten while it is hot.
20. When we return home at night, we will eventually be healed by food. Zhihu’s latest interesting food copywriting part 2
21. Three meals are normal and four meals are satisfactory.
22. There are trees in the mountains, and there are branches. Do you want to eat the crispy roast duck?
23. Everything is not that bad, at least you can still have a good meal.
24. The hot pot is sizzling, and my heart is pounding.
25. Vitality Breakfast Ingredients: Patience, good attitude + a little creativity.
26. Remember these fish and shrimps will become history in three seconds.
27. From Eat and Drink Daily Client
28. No matter good or bad, taking time off to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine is a good idea. kind of enjoyment.
29. Ganfanren Ganfansoul Ganfan is the master of people
30. The food I cook for you is the most beautiful love letter written to you.
31. Who doesn’t miss the glory of a cup of tea and a meal.
32. "Can I see the delicious food in your photo album?"
33. Life is not only about sweetness, but also about meat.
34. Waiting for you to take a bite of food and release your sadness.
35. The eclipse is beautiful every day, and the dishes are endless every night.
36. The king of sleepiness in class, the king of busy people in the cafeteria, the king of orphans in school, the king of hams, each section is better than the other, I want to be the happy one in jelly.
37. The door to the road to prosperity has been opened.
38. You are like the meat in the hot pot, sitting firmly in the center of love without wavering
39. For a foodie, the only thing that cannot be eaten in this world is loss. Others are I feel full after two bites, and I can still take two more bites after I’m full. . .
40. There is only one world, but there are many canteens. Part 3 of Zhihu’s latest interesting food copywriting
41. In terms of finding humble but delicious food, I feel that my skills are full.
42. When the sun is setting and the sun is setting, pancakes and fruits are indispensable.
43. My belly enjoys it, but my heart wants to lose weight.
44. The spring night is short, meat is the best way to save the world.
45. I have gained weight, but I will not lose it and continue to eat. Hey, it’s just for fun.
46. You can be late for supper, but you will never be absent.
47. Bad people live to eat and drink, but good people eat and drink to live.
48. Who comes from mountains, rivers, lakes and seas, but is confined to the kitchen and love day and night.
49. Starting tomorrow, I won’t have dinner.
50. Don’t want to listen to big ideas, just want to eat small cakes.
51. The galaxy is scalding hot, and so is the hot pot
52. Put food and love in your pocket.
53. You can’t live up to food and love.
54. If your brain cannot hold anything, use your stomach to hold it.
55. To be successful in life, you must have all the fun, and to eat and drink indiscriminately must have all the fun.
56. If life is just like the first time we met, have a bowl of tomato beef noodles
57. Life is short, food and love are the only things you can’t live up to!
58. On this road of no return as a foodie, humans are never alone!
59. I always wander between being full and full.
60. Private braised pork that heals the soul. Hilarious, interesting and high-quality nicknames on Zhihu (60 sentences)
Part 1 of hilarious, interesting and high-quality nicknames on Zhihu
1. People who eat melons
2. The handsome guy is being chased
3. The literary hooligan
4. He won’t take any test in the exam!
5. Laughing until your face is paralyzed
6. Say you are sorry for the rubber
7. Powerful little flat chest
8. Long Ugly lives longer
9. I am dirty but not sexy
10. Frequent neurologist
11. Hey hey hey
12. Chrysanthemums break boulders
13. A talented person
14. Lao Na’s name is in chaos
15. Where is Mo Shoujun going?
16. Bald Donkey, make me laugh
17. Girl hey hey
18. Quiet as a mad dog
19. He is upright but ends up leaking
20. Part 2 of hilarious, interesting and high-quality nicknames and internet names on Xuyan Zhihu
21. Gao Lujie
22. Ruhuo Chimian
23. Laughter Dead aunt
24. It hurts to breathe when school starts
25. My mouth smells so bad
26. Grandma Rong’s spring
27. Fried little funny guy
28. A handsome man
29. My heart still looks back
30. Happy little boy
p>31. Force people to sing "Conquer" in the middle of the night
32. Proud as the Emperor of Expressions
33. The girl is very cute
34. Egg-laying Festival
35. Loving others halfway
36. Since ancient times, all beauties have been monsters
37. Peak primary school students
38. Professional scissorhands Year
39. Libertine.
40. Part 3 of hilarious and high-quality nicknames for the humorous fat boy on Zhihu
41. You are not stupid if you can laugh
42. You look so refreshing
43. Eating with you is the longest confession of love
44. Old driver Lan Xiang
45. There is a Tathagata squatting in the toilet Buddha
46. Click all over the world
47. Female ruffian
48. Believe it or not, just return WeChat
49 .Awakened by my own handsomeness
50. Haha is the sound of a sow
51. Smile is on me
52. A forcibly fried egg
p>53. The strange young man is as proud as a flower
54. Fairy, return my master
55. The aunt killer
56. Dou Erbi< /p>
57. The city is deserted and the sky is empty
58. The appearance of Pan Jinlian
59. The nursery school
60. The little mouse Zhihushen replies< /p>
What are the elegant names for rolling sheets?
Zhiyou: Anonymous user
Guan Bao’s acquaintance.
What is ambiguity?
Close friend: Yuan Xiaoshuai
Ambiguity = love is dying
What do you think of your girlfriend’s blue face?
Friend: Anonymous user
Blue color is blue color, add a little yellow to make it green.
My girlfriend got pregnant after breaking up with her ex-boyfriend, what should I do?
Friend: Anonymous
Whoever pollutes will control it. Whoever develops it, who protects it.
How to tease your boyfriend?
Friend: Anonymous
Husband, I’m sleepy
Well, you go to sleep first
Then I need a kiss!
Okay, give me a kiss and go to sleep.
Hugs, husband!
Okay, give me a hug and go to sleep.
Husband, shoot me!
Okay, my husband will film you sleeping.
Husband, tell me a story!
Fuck you. Come on, come on, come on, don't sleep, get up, come on, stick your butts out! Let me tell you the story of the old man pushing the cart!
What is the mentality of pretending to be a grandson when you have a good hand of cards?
Close friend: Liu Yunxuan
Because this is how Sun Tzu beat him. Sun Tzu said: Soldiers are deceitful, so they can show their inability. "The Art of War"
What is the most shocking confession you have ever received?
Close friend: Cheng Dongdong
Is it okay to be my girlfriend? If it is okay, then I will think of a way.
In the world of martial arts, what should you pay attention to when opening an inn?
Close friend: Uncle Wang
There are big words on the wall: Fight out.
It’s snowing in the evening and I can have a drink. How can I reply more domineeringly?
Friend: Gugu
The driver drank wine while the family members cried.
Why do Chinese people like to make costume films so much?
Friend: magasa
The biggest question facing science fiction films is whether there will still be one-party leadership in the future time and space?
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a female friend?
Friend: James Swineson
Chinese people have a habit of choosing names: whatever is missing must be made up in the name so that the five elements are complete.
When I ask a beautiful girl about eating candied haws, how can I make her believe that I am not here to strike up a conversation but want to know where I bought the candied haws?
Friend: Tuqianqian
Hello, beauty, you are so beautiful. I saw you from afar and wanted to come over and say hello to you.... ..Um, I want to know, where did you buy the candied haws you eat?
What should I do if an indecent picture suddenly pops up when showing a ppT to a client?
Friend: Liu Xikun
After a long silence, he asked: Are you guys still sleepy? If you're not tired, let's continue. . .
When I was having dinner with a girl I didn’t know well (if I wanted to pursue her), the woman proposed an AA system. Should I accept it?
Friend: Negative Two
I will invite you this time, but you will invite me next time.
Question: Which country can I go to if I want to travel abroad for 2000 RMB?
Friend: Anonymous
Qin State. Lu State. Qi State. Shu Kingdom. South Korea. Zheng Guo. Wei State. Chu State. Zhao State. Yan State. Wu State. etc.
How to implicitly express that I have been bribed?
Zhihu: Icarus ghost
Let me be fair
I asked my girlfriend to allow me to have an affair, and also introduced her best friend to me. How should I understand her behavior if she really loves me?
Friend: ScottDong
Don’t be fooled! ! ! Mac tells you that I can also install Windows, but if you really install it, I will retaliate against you with a high fever!
What should I do if I don’t have a lover on Valentine’s Day?
Friend: Ruah
If no one is dead at home, do you still have to go to the trouble of killing one or two before Qingming Festival? It’s okay if you don’t have it.
Why do some people say that women are always right?
Close friend: Raymond G, still WTF.
Note: WTF stands for what the fuck, meaning: what the fuck.
Asked whether compulsory classical Chinese learning in primary and secondary schools should be abolished?
Friend: Feng Yuyao
You think mathematics has limited practicality. Who can solve a system of equations at ordinary times? If you can’t use it when buying groceries, you won’t learn it;
You think English is of limited practicality. Whoever speaks to foreigners usually has subtitles when watching American dramas. If you don’t use it when buying groceries, you don’t want to learn it.
Physics. You think that practicality is limited. Those who usually have nothing to do. The small slider is swinging back and forth, but it is not useful for grocery shopping, so it is not learned;
You think chemistry has limited practicality, who usually tinkers with copper sulfate, but it is not useful for grocery shopping, so it is not learned;
< p> Do you think classical Chinese has limited practicality? Who has too much time to read classical Chinese? If you don’t need it when buying groceries, you won’t learn it;Then tell me what should be studied in compulsory education? Want to learn how to buy groceries?
Ask why China rarely launches foreign aggressive wars?
Friend: Shen Yexiong
From a small piece of the Yellow River Basin to now, could a big rooster be given as a free phone bill?
What is it like to have a daughter?
Friend: Mei Yuanbei selected from: 365 Knowledge Network
Baby, I am willing to give you everything in the world
I want to eat ice cream ~
No!
When I asked the girl, I came up with Lin Weiyin’s last sentence: It’s love, it’s warmth, it’s hope, you are the April day in the world. How to pronounce the next sentence?
Close friend: Cheese Ni
It’s him, it’s him, it’s him, the young hero Xiao Nezha.
What should I do if my roommate catches me having sex?
Close friend: Li Qian
I can pretend not to see it, or I can miss it secretly.
Asked why women still like men very much while scolding men as bad things and perverts?
Insider: Take a look
People who really want to buy are picky, and those who always praise them are just shills.
What is one thing that shocked you about your ignorance?
Friend: Anonymous
When I was a kid, I had to write under a pen name when writing essays. I always used Chinese drawing pencils.
Ask about the startup command of Google Glass: OK, Glass, why is the Chinese translation most suitable?
Close friend: Holyperry
Okay, Brother Jing.
What should I do if I confess to the girl I like but I still like her after being rejected?
Friend: Shao Ge
Maybe you have misunderstood what confession is. Confession should be the clarion call for final victory, not the charge to launch an attack.
How should you answer when a boy asks you what you like about me?
Friend: Fu Sheng
Just go ahead and get a lot of advantages. I like this about you, this, this, and this, and this. A little bit
Why do people in northern regions have more direct and tough personalities?
Close friend: Liu Yang
It’s freezing cold, so I don’t have time to chat with you.
Question: If love does not hold hands, kiss, or go to bed, it is not love. Does the expression of loving someone really require these physical contacts?
Friend: Su Lian
Of course, otherwise, why do you think love and fertilization are so similar.
Ask Smaug if he is the most powerful dragon in all movies?
Friend: Anonymous
This is it.
I’m asking if my boyfriend hasn’t contacted me for a month or two during the holidays. How can I fix him?
Close friend: Yu Baiwei
Everyone’s answers were too gloomy, such as cheating on you, changing my heart, and never loving you. You should always think of the good in everything.
I guess your boyfriend is dead.
What is the most beautiful boy you have ever seen?
Friend: I have been feeling annoyed lately
Height 170-185cm, weight 56-75kg, He has a well-proportioned figure, a gentle personality, a sunny smile, speaks standard Mandarin, has a fresh hairstyle, drinks occasionally, does not smoke cigarettes, and does not like to go to bars. Be able to cook, be sentimental, be able to create a little romance, be patient, filial, loving, responsible, self-motivated, behave politely, don't use bad words, be modest, cautious, steady, and generous. Don't date,
I'm not good at talking to girls, but I'm loyal and responsible when it comes to love.
Such boys are basically backup tires.
How is Jimmy Lin’s singing skills?
Friend: Hugo LEE
I wrote a long paragraph, such as mellow, beautiful voice, natural and other beautiful words. Then I found that you were not talking about Lin Zhixuan, so I silently Deleted.
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever done?
Close friend: bia gao
When I was a child, I always slept with my mother.
What is it like to break up?
Friend: Han Zhixing
Teachers can only deny your grades, and bosses can only deny your work.
But she has completely rejected you.
Your hard work, bravery, tallness and handsomeness, your knowledge of the past and the present and your humor are of no significance to her; your careful expressions of goodwill, carefully prepared gifts, and the cold jokes you have been thinking about behind your back for a long time have no meaning. What's the use of eggs? You have carved and modified your good intentions repeatedly, packaged them beautifully and presented them with both hands. She looked down and shrugged, as if it wasn't what I wanted.
Defeating someone is sometimes that simple.
Ask: What are the words and deeds that reflect low emotional intelligence?
Friend: st Xunguang
Why do you keep kicking me?
Which word can mean fast and precise?
Friend: Anonymous
biu
What should I do if I ask my girlfriend if she is mentally retarded?
Friend: Ding Yi
According to relevant laws and regulations, if you know that a woman is a mental patient or a dementia patient (to a severe degree), and you have sexual intercourse with her, no matter what means you use, you will Should be punished as rape.