2. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.
3. Men are good at discovering the shortcomings of their wives, while women are good at discovering the advantages of their husbands.
4. Men are women's world; Women are men's moons.
Men in love try to express themselves, while women in love dress themselves up.
6. When a woman tells you that she hates you, she likes you; When a man says he hates you, he really hates you.
7. Women are kind because they are stupid; Men are stupid because they are kind.
8. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman on his own initiative; It is premeditated for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.
9. Women, like Pepsi, have a certain shelf life; Men are like remy martin XO. The older you get, the more valuable you are.
10. Women can tolerate unhappy marriage, but can't tolerate unhappy love; Men can tolerate unhappy love, but not unhappy marriage.
1 1. Men are created by God according to the needs of the world, and women are created by God according to the needs of men.
12. When a woman is desperate, she will marry a man; When a man is desperate, a woman will divorce him.
13. There must be unhappy love behind a melancholy woman and unhappy marriage behind a haggard man.
14. Women remarry for anger, while men remarry for luck.
15. Men and women may get married for their careers; A woman divorced a man for love.
16. The reason why men drink alcohol is that they are particularly tired recently; The reason why women get drunk is because they are more annoyed recently.
17. Women run red lights, usually in anger with their boyfriends; Men run red lights, usually to compete with their friends.
18. What men often say when they are in love is that I love you, really. The most common question women ask after marriage is, do you still love me? Tell the truth!
19. Men like to make friends with beautiful women; Women like to find obedient men as husbands.
20. Men's pursuit of women is as fast as lightning, but the result is often that the rain has cleared up; When women pursue men, they penetrate slowly, but they can grind away stones.
2 1. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.
22. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his buddy's wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.
23. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the traffic police and the woman will stop the fight; If a woman is fined for illegal parking, she will have a quarrel with the man around her, and the traffic police will persuade her.
24. Men are like Bluetooth. He was in touch when you were there. But as soon as you walk away, he goes to find other peripherals! Women are like wifi, they can see all the devices that can be connected, but they will choose the best!
25. Men are always rude and careless, and men never understand women's thoughtfulness; And women always pay attention to details and delicate feelings, and women will never understand men's indifference.
26. Women are like Sydney, sweet on the outside and sour on the inside. Men usually give up first and then eat their hearts, never knowing that women are sour inside. Men are like onions. Women peel them layer by layer, and each layer will shed tears. At the end, I found that men are heartless.
27. Men are futures, cash, beautiful goods and jumping goods; Women are football, chasing and grabbing, basketball, chasing and running, table tennis, playing everywhere, golf, and playing as far away as possible.
28. If a woman insists on celibacy, people will think there is something wrong with her; When a man insists on celibacy, people will think that he is enterprising.
29. Men are extremely smart when they are in love; Women in love are stupid.
30. Men have a sense of accomplishment when they have a lover, and women feel guilty when they have a lover.
3 1. Men become miserable after falling in love; Women become neurotic after falling in love.
32. Women are eager for each other's naked hearts in the process of love; In the process of love, men long for each other's naked bodies.
33. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.
The content of men's books is more attractive than the cover, and the cover of women's books is usually more attractive than the content.
35. Men's eyes depend on radiation; And a woman's heart depends on conduction.
36. When a woman is gentle, she is full of fantasy; Men are full of longing when they are gentle.
37. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from each other; When women are in love, they want everything from each other.
38. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.
39. Women value men's tomorrow, and men value women's today.
40. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.
4 1. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.
42. Women never forget to look in the mirror when shopping, while men always look at the money in their wallets when shopping.
43. No matter how clever a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.
44. Men have nothing to say when they are in pain, and women say everything when they are angry.
45. A woman who makes a man tired must be beautiful, and a man who makes a woman tired must be rich.
46. Men kiss women to get back their loans; A woman kissing a man is an investment.
47. It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.
48. Women are like eggs, hard outside and pure inside, and slippery inside; Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside.
49. Men are often looked down upon by women because of their weakness, and women often win men's sympathy with tears.
50. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.
5 1. Men look around in the street and scream, while women look around in the road and scream.
52. Men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ.
53. Men want to express themselves as much as possible when they are in love, while women want to dress themselves up when they are in love.
54. Men learn English to prove that they are excellent, while women learn English to prove that they are no longer excellent.
55. Women use patients' makeup to hide their faces; Men hide their content by pretending to be deep.
56. A woman's youth marks a kind of value; And a man's youth is superficial.
57. Women in love have learned to talk in their sleep; Men get rid of swearing in love.
58. Men dare to promise anything; Women dare to want anything.
59. A woman always wants her to be his last woman; A man always wants him to be her first man.
60. A man's love means being rich and mature; When a woman is in love, it means simplicity, which means slipping into the abyss.
6 1. The way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.
62. If a woman sends a thousand dollars, she will tell her man that she sent a thousand dollars and her friend that she sent five hundred dollars. When a man sends a thousand dollars, he will tell a woman that he sent 500 dollars and a friend that he sent 1,500 dollars.
63. Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest when they are divorced, and the beautiful after divorce; Women look at men most sincerely when they are in love, most bored after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce and most sincere after divorce.
64. Men are like peaches. Men are soft outside and hard inside. Eat slowly and bite slowly. Women are like eggs. A woman has a hard shell and a soft inside, so handle it carefully.
65. The best packaging for men is maturity, and the best packaging for women is gentleness.
66. Men are the price of women, and women are the trademarks of men.
67. Women are controlled by love and men are controlled by women.
68. A failed man likes to compare his wife with others, and a successful woman likes to compare her husband with others.
69. A lovelorn man will be bolder to pursue a new love, while a lovelorn woman will be more timid to pursue a new love.
70. Smart men treat women as prey, while stupid men treat women as pets.
7 1. A woman who wants a divorce holds a man's hand, and a man who wants a divorce is trying to find out the details of a woman.
72. A wise man says to leave half, but a wise woman turns a blind eye.
73. Men have power when they think of women, and women become beautiful when they think of men.
74. Women are single because there is no man to love; Men are single because no women give love.
75. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.
76. Men's love is looking around, while women's love is quiet contrast.
77. If a man falls in love with a woman, he often can't find the North; If a woman falls in love with a man, it will often make him unable to find the north.
78. Men choose women and aim at their faces; Women choose men and pay attention to wallets.
79. A man's shoulders and arms can be generous at any time; A woman's shoulders and arms are love, which can only be left to the person she loves.
80. Women always wander between being single and getting married. Men just wander between beautiful women and wives who are no longer beautiful.
8 1. The only way for a woman to keep fit is to keep falling in love; The only way for a person to maintain his own value is to keep succeeding.
82. If a man files for divorce, it is often that he has already disliked his wife. If a woman asks for a divorce, it is often that her husband has already disliked her.
83. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties, but women are willing to listen to men show off their success.
84. Women's mistakes are made up by men, and men's mistakes are made up by gifts.
85. Men fall in love to get married; Women marry for love.
86. A woman's happiness lies in: he really loves me; A man's happiness lies in that she deserves my love.
87. Before a man is engaged, he is as obedient as a grandson; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage. Before a woman is engaged, like a swallow, she can fly as she likes; After engagement, she is like a dove, she can fly but dare not fly far; After marriage, I can't fly like a duck.
88. Men need good skills to fall in love, while women need face-lifting skills to fall in love.
89. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
90. Men fall in love because of recklessness; Women fall in love because they can't dodge.
9 1. Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well.
92. Behind a successful man, there must be a great woman; There must be unsuccessful men behind great women.
93. Men take the world as their home and women take the world as their home.
94. If a man wants to win a woman's heart, he must not dress worse than her. If a woman wants to capture her heart, at least she can't dress better than her!
95. No matter whether the weather is good or not, women take to the streets. Whether the weather is good or not, men don't want to go shopping.
96. Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.
97. The maturity of a man is not necessarily due to a good woman, but the awakening of a woman must be due to a bad man.
98. Men love to simplify complicated processes; Women like to complicate simple things.
99. Women are used to betting on love; Men are used to betting on marriage.
100. Women's expectations of men have risen faster than prices, and men's feelings for women have become more diligent than the stock market.
Male and female
It's hard for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it will be easy in the future. It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking. The poorest man does not bargain when buying food, while the richest woman bargains when buying food.
When a woman tells you that she hates you, it means that she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage. Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth.
No, modern women fantasize before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind every successful woman, there are a lot of men's support. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.
Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce. Women are most sincere when they are in love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere after divorce.
For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman. For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has. Women are always afraid of men's sex, but they don't like men when they go to bed. Men always think that women are slutty when they go to bed, but they are afraid that women will not be slutty when they go to bed.
Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship, while women give men underwear to show that they have a lover relationship.
Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who divorces without property is definitely not a good man, and a woman who divorces without property is definitely a good woman.
If a woman's company sends 1000 yuan, she will tell the man that she will send 1000 yuan, her friend will send 500 yuan, and the man's company will send 1000 yuan. He will tell her that she will send 500 yuan and her friend will send 1500 yuan. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.
Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man has failed. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable. When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is worse.
It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.
Men and women are actually endless stories that cannot be explained.
Men and women in love in Zhang Xiaoxian.
Memories are always melancholy. Pleasant people feel: it's a pity that it's all over, and it's still sad to think of it unpleasantly.
A bosom friend is like a mirror, reflecting the most beautiful part of our nature.
Doing something for others is still a little resentful. It's interesting to be alive, otherwise it's too empty.
Books are the best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.
When a person is in love, he can best show the noble quality in his nature. This is also the reason why love novels are always popular-no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign.
People waste because they are unhappy, which is a kind of compensation.
I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.
If memory has a smell, it is the smell of camphor, sweet and safe, like a clear piece of music, sweet and melancholy, like a forgotten sadness.
For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of a snap of your fingers, while for young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.
Generally speaking, most people who have lived for half their lives have some real life experiences and some original opinions. They never wanted to write it down. Things have changed and disappeared.
Men do wrong things, but women plan how to do wrong things in the distance. Women don't think much about the future-they also try to forget their past-so God knows what they have to think about!
When a man expects a woman's body, he cares about her soul and deceives himself into falling in love with her soul. Only by occupying her body can he forget her soul.
If you really commit suicide, it's over when you die, but life is more terrible than death. Life can go on indefinitely, getting worse and worse, even worse than the worst state you imagined at first.
Clothes that are too big have a special allure. Walking and walking, one wave is not flat, and another wave rises. Where there are people, people are shaking, and where there are no people, clothes are shaking, illusory and extremely mysterious.
Because you know, you are kind.
There is no feeling in this world that it is not riddled with holes.
What is short is life, and what is long is suffering.
If you like someone, you will humble yourself to the dust and bloom.
Laugh and the whole world will laugh with you; Cry, you will cry alone.
Master's incomparable self and this decadent and beautiful world, two bodies tied together back to back, you fell on me, I fell on you and sank.
However, the wine is in the stomach and the matter is in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.
After a man knows a woman thoroughly, he won't love her anymore.
He looked at his own body, not like he was looking at it, but like a lover outside himself. He was deeply sad and felt that he had wasted himself.
Women haven't been assigned their share of the property, and their mixed burdens often have the look of waiting for the weather.
Life is a gorgeous robe full of fleas.
Kind people always suffer, and the burden of sadness seems to be innate, so they have to endure.
Affection is a heavy burden that I can't bear, and love words are only occasional lies.
I love you, and I am willing to give up everything-including you-for your happiness.
Small troubles and difficulties can cultivate a serious outlook on life.
Women ... women talk about men all their lives, miss men and complain about men forever.
A useless woman is the best woman.
The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.
Life and death are rich-loving your son, holding your hand, and growing old with your son are the saddest poems ... birth and death, parting, are all major events beyond our control. Compared with external forces, we are so small, so small! But we insisted,' I will always be with you, and we will never leave'. -Like we can do it ourselves.
When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.
When you die, my story is over. When I die, your story is still very long.
Are you young? Never mind, you will be old in two years.
For people after the age of 30, ten years and eight years are just a matter of fingers; For young people, three years and five years can be a lifetime.
I love you, what's it to you? I can't blame you for all the strange things.
Maybe every man has had two such women, at least two. Married a red rose, over time, the red one turned into a touch of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "moonlight in front of the window"; Married a white rose, the white is the glutinous rice on the clothes, and the red is the Zhu Shazhi in my heart.
I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.
Love is not complicated, just three words come and go, not "I love you, I hate you", "Forget it, how are you? I'm sorry
Disappointment is sometimes a kind of happiness, because we have expectations, so we will be disappointed. Because there is love, there will be expectations, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.
If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.
We can never go back!
If emotions and years can be gently torn apart and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on. I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.
You ask me if it's worth loving you, but you know, love means not asking if it's worth it.
I like money, because I have never suffered from it, and I don't know its disadvantages, only its advantages.
Whether you can love someone enough to ask him for pocket money is a strict test.
For people who can't speak, clothes are a language, and pocket play is carried with you.
There is always time and opportunity to do things; There is always an excuse for not doing anything.
You don't flirt with women, she says you are not a man; If you flirt with her, she will say that you are not a gentleman.
Classic quotations for men and women
It's hard for a man to sleep with a woman for the first time, but it will be easy in the future. It's easy for a woman to sleep with a man for the first time, but it's getting harder and harder later. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but a man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well. Men's business is reflected in getting busier and busier at work, while women's business is reflected in getting salty at cooking. The poorest man does not bargain when buying food, while the richest woman bargains when buying food.
When a woman tells you that she hates you, it means that she likes you. When a man tells you that he hates you, he really hates you. Traditional men are pure before marriage and start fooling around after marriage. Modern men fool around before marriage and become honest after marriage. Traditional women are honest before giving birth and begin to dream after giving birth.
No, modern women fantasize before giving birth and become honest after giving birth.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman's support, and behind every successful woman, there are a lot of men's support. The man women hate most is Chen Shimei, and the woman men like most is Pan Jinlian.
Men look at women, the most beautiful when they are in love, the most common after marriage, the ugliest after divorce, and the most beautiful after divorce. Women are most sincere when they are in love, most boring after marriage, most hypocritical before divorce, and sincere after divorce.
For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman. For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has. Women are always afraid of men's sex, but they don't like men when they go to bed. Men always think that women are slutty when they go to bed, but they are afraid that women will not be slutty when they go to bed.
Men give women bras to show that they want to establish a lover relationship, while women give men underwear to show that they have a lover relationship.
Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind. A man who divorces without property is definitely not a good man, and a woman who divorces without property is definitely a good woman.
If a woman's company sends 1000 yuan, she will tell the man that she will send 1000 yuan, her friend will send 500 yuan, and the man's company will send 1000 yuan. He will tell her that she will send 500 yuan and her friend will send 1500 yuan. Women save money to spend on their husbands in the future, while men save money to spend on other women in the future.
Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly, and men like to hear women say that another man has failed. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable. When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is worse.
It is a habit for men to lie, and it is a need for women to lie.
Men and women are actually endless stories that cannot be explained.