It's almost time. I stood up halfway through the pee.
Coulee, is the action you designed really okay?
It always feels weird.
Of course, I have been reading fashion magazines since junior high school.
My choreography is absolutely the most fashionable.
Next, by the high school girls' choir "Time Sisters Flower"
Give you a song
Who named it?
Sure, mine.
I ...
{We used to wander around the green hills of our hometown all day.
We went through a lot of hardships and wandered around.
Long live friendship, long live friendship among friends, cheers.
Praise friendship forever}
Don't get me wrong, it wasn't me. I'm not that beautiful.
This is my good friend Nan Xiang, majoring in painting and sculpture.
Artistic temperament and beautiful skin.
It is a model of color and art in my heart.
As for her, she likes painting beautiful scenery.
And she is also a beautiful scenery in the eyes of many men.
Her family is not very rich.
But the Academy of Fine Arts is a place like a banknote incinerator.
Well, it's not me. I don't have such luxury
This is my good friend Guli.
As you can see, she is a real rich second generation.
If I hadn't known her for more than ten years,
I must be like the general public.
I can't wait to throw steamed bread in her face.
I did do the same thing.
But luxury is not the only thing in her heart.
She also majored in CPA and international finance.
And I am a self-taught commercial law, and I am still a profiteer in my spare time.
I used to like buying and selling gold.
Recently, potatoes and corn have been dumped in the international futures market.
Of course, it can't be me
1. Guli: Every time I see these swans, two words will come to my mind.
Nan Xiang: Elegant? Noble?
Coulee: Fat.
2. Like: What's your name?
Du Tianhao: My name is Du Tianhao.
For example, hey, I was seen with my milk for the first time in 22 years. I'm really scared!
Coulee: Now the whole school knows that someone has seen your milk. Do you want to say it again? I'm worried that the old people in the mailroom will miss this wonderful broadcast.
4. Katie: My name is Katie, and I am the assistant of Mr. Gong Ming, the editor-in-chief of M.E. Magazine. I am in charge of today's interview.
Vivian: Hello Kitty!
Our life is changing day by day. The second hand is dragged into this huge era minute by minute, and I, together with us, am the smallest and darkest existence in this era. -Lin Xiao
6. Lin Xiao: You mean now? I haven't called yet!
Katie: All the chickens here have started to wash their faces and brush their teeth.
7. Katie: You are not only his assistant at work, but also his personal assistant in life.
Lin Xiao: How personal?
Katie: Any degree of personal problems.
Lin Xiao; Do you want to sleep with me?
8. Katie: Please read this document carefully in the shortest possible time and remember every item firmly. You should memorize it better than your boyfriend's birthday, blood type, horoscope and your own physiological period.
Lin Xiao: But my physiological period doesn't allow it. ...
9. Lin Xiao: Katie, do you know the model of Mr. Gong's mobile phone?
Kitty: I know all his cell phone models, but the problem is, I don't know which cell phone he is carrying today.
10. The security guard in Gong Ming said to Lin Xiao: Little girl, talk when you talk. That doesn't sound like Yang Mi. This is the most unbearable thing for me.
1 1. guli: if you get drunk today and the house is gone, you sleep on the street. Isn't there a song ... "I slept by the side of the road all day"? What's the next sentence?
Uncle took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say goodbye to my uncle. "
Coulee: "You started your career on the main road."
12. Life is full of 100 1 unknown possibilities. Whoever meets who first may lead to a completely different ending. God dropped a handful of steel balls in the turntable, and no one knew who was the final winner until the turntable stopped. -Lin Xiao
13. Nan Xiang: Jane didn't sleep with another woman. It's Gu Yuan.
Lin Xiao: You mean ... the man sleeping with Jian is Gu Yuan.
14. Love without substance is just a plate of sand, which will be scattered all over the floor without being blown away by the wind. Guli
15. You have lived in a world that is not short of money since you were a child. With a credit card with an overdraft limit of 400,000, you can unscrupulously swipe 1 10,000 or 20,000, just for a nice bag or a nice dress. You're just playing a down-and-out aristocrat here with a noble attitude. Don't pretend to make such a drama that feels good. Have you seen enough of Shakespeare? Guli
16. Guli: Lin Xiao, do you think it was purely an accident, or the people of Pudong deliberately tried to hit me!
Lin Xiao: Coulee, I don't think you should think too complicated. It looks like someone is trying to hit you on purpose.
17. Guli said to the makeup person: You were beaten early in the morning. Who was so wicked during the Spring Festival? Did you call the police?
Lin Xiao calmed down and said, well, it's no use calling the police. Cynicism is a moral issue, not a criminal offence, and the police can't catch her.
18. Guli: Wish us a Merry Christmas and live forever!
For example: chairs! (Chair)
Coulee: cheers!
19. Lin Xiao said to sogou: Where is your home ... projected by an atomic bomb?
20. sogou: Ice cream. Want some?
Lin Xiao: ... Eat.
2 1. I am chewing gum stuck in your hair. If you want to get rid of me, unless you cut your hair. Guli
22. Coulee said to Lin Xiao: You are wearing a resignation letter.
23. You are not the only person in the world who has a plan B. -Gu Li.
24. sogou: Say what?
Coulee: I don't know.
Sogou: I hate you.
Coulee: You're welcome.
25. We live in a vast universe, and we are even smaller than the cosmic dust flying all over the sky and the galactic dust. You don't know when life suddenly changed direction and fell into the darkness as thick as ink. You were dragged into the abyss by disappointment, you were dragged into the grave by illness, you were trampled to pieces by setbacks, you were laughed at, satirized, hated, resented and abandoned. However, we always keep hope in our hearts, in our hearts that are unwilling to give up. We are still working hard in great despair. This feeling of not wanting to give up, they became little stars with boundless darkness. We are all little stars. Sogou.
26. When youth becomes an old photo, when an old photo is become memories, when we finally stand at a fork in the road, lonely, disappointed, hesitant and cruel, God opens that window, which is called the door of growth.
27. No one can be young forever, but there are always people who are young.