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New jokes in the currency circle

I have been speculating in currencies for more than a year. Yesterday when I was at work, I saw my ex-girlfriend. She sat on the steps with a tired face, drinking cheap mineral water that cost one yuan a bottle, and wiping the sweat from her forehead from time to time. I know I should go say hello and be more in love. "Hi, are you okay?" I said to her, with a sunny smile on my face. She was a little overwhelmed. She didn't expect it was me, so she lowered her head and escaped from my sight. I continued: "Do you regret it? You chose to leave me." Her face was red and so cute, and she smoothed her hair with her little hands. I knew it was time to take action. I didn’t want to miss this opportunity again. I approached her and asked her: I’m done drinking. Can you give me the bottle?

There once was a little leek who got the essence of Buffett, that is: I am greedy when others are fearful, and cautious when others are greedy.

He pursues intellectual independence and has always invested in the opposite direction.

After persisting for several years, I finally lost all my principal.

Lao Li has recently become more and more taboo on the word "bear", while becoming more and more fond of the word "ox". In his essay, his son described a person who looked extremely strong as "a tiger with a back and a bear's waist", but he changed it to "a tiger with a back and an ox's waist" in real life. He didn't let his son play with his classmates named "Xiong". He never touches beef, but he wants to eat beef every day. Lao Li refused to tear down the small advertisement posted on the door of his home by an illegal medical doctor. The reason was that it was called "psoriasis."

I asked the master: "I am a currency speculator. I am under great pressure. I can't eat well and sleep well. Others have time to take vacations, but I can't. I feel very tired and confused, and I am mentally blocked. Master, what should I do?"

The Zen Master covered his left chest with his right hand and remained silent.

I asked the master: "You mean don't complain, have a clear conscience, and live up to your dreams, right?"

The Zen master shook his head and said, "Stay away from me. , I was a currency speculator before I became a monk! I heard you say this again today, and I felt so upset!

I was in a bad mood today, so I passed by a weight loss store and smashed its sign.

Don't ask me why, I just don't want to see the four words "Never Rebound" on his sign!

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