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1 It's really hard to find the same kind, but there are many similarities.

2 The brain-dead are not terrible, but the brain-dead are determined!

3 it is easy to stand outside the pain and persuade the suffering people.

4 I am really frivolous, and you are my vigorous shallowness.

5 The Yangtze River is rolling eastward, and the waves are scouring and scouring

6 Sometimes I think about it. It's better to be with one person than to be with two boats.

7 You ask me how much I love you, and I will destroy you on behalf of the moon.

8 those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor.

9 love is telling a little lie and moving the other person to death.

1 If anyone offends me, I'll tie him to the ship of the Three Kingdoms and borrow an arrow from a straw boat

11 Some idol dramas are so pure that they really have no acting skills.

12 When everyone keeps a low profile, they can keep a high profile, but they can't be out of tune

13 The fish lives in tears of water, but dies in the arms of the chopping board.

14 going to work is like marriage in the old days. If you are unhappy, you have to stay together.

15 A lady is an unexplored Bikachu. A gentleman is a wolf in wool.

16 no matter where we are, we can play the spirit of thick skin.

17 The real society has ruined my chance to be a good person.

18 the most contradictory question in history, are you something?

19 Sleep when you are tired of playing, and continue to play in your dreams.

2 A good lover makes people want to start a family, while a bad lover makes people want to become a monk.

there are fools in Jiangshan generation, and anyone can be 25.

22 it's impossible to move with emotion, and it's natural to know it.

23 It's better to play the lute to a cow than to play it to a sheep, because he won't have a bad temper.

24 Why do people want to throw up when they see me? Is it because I am so beautiful?

25 well, how do you live, step by step?

26 It's hard to cheat yourself, but it's much easier when you get used to it.

27 when it comes to clothes, there are two ways to wash them: by yourself and by others.

Uncle p>28, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your dentures.

29 people are not cruel and can't stand steadily! People are not damaged, not standard! People are not bad, they die quickly.

3 lazy sheep said that my biggest dream is to break my sleep record.

31 You're not Huang Rong, you're just a locust. Why do you want jing elder brother? You are shameless.

32 don't shock me with your eyes, because my glasses are insulated.

33 The IQ is not high, even the EQ is zero, and people are not allowed to live.

April is full of rain or shine, and people arrive late and leave early, which is an ancient problem.

35 I want to leave class after class, and I want to go home after class, and I want to surf the Internet when I go home, and I want to sleep on the Internet, which is quite tangled.

36 Life is a big market, and people in it buy this and sell that.

37 I don't look at your lifelong regret, but look at your lifelong regret.

38 Life is like a chicken feather. Your responsibility is to find the chicken from the chicken feather.

39 buddy's psychological quality is very good, just like no psychological quality.

4 actually, I've never left the Jianghu. I just dive under the Jianghu for a long time.

41 You are not ugly, but you think you are too beautiful! Take it easy!

42 You are walking in the rivers and lakes, so the rivers and lakes are polluted by you.

43 love is the sum of all the permutations and combinations of men and women.

44 endure calm for a while, take a step back and be careful.

45 In my motherland, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

46 You see the castle peak is full of flattery, but it is expected that the castle peak will collapse when it sees you!

47 Look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater near, with more than 3 nuns and more than 1, experienced people.

48 don't try to communicate with me, this method won't work for you.